Proving I am the world's greatest at 2D Platformers

what's up so here's the idea I have for today in my ongoing quest to prove to you that I am good at 2D Platformers I'm gonna have you guys pick a 2d platformer for me to play I'll just download it blind right and I play it for the first time I have to play for 15 minutes we'll just like try to rip through a bunch of 2D Platformers I'll show you that I ripass at all of them it's gonna be awesome and you'll end the day going wow dog is incredible at 2D Platformers look at what he can do you guys seem to have the wrong idea here A bunch of you going Celeste yeah no [ __ ] everybody's played Celeste what I'm talking about is random weird game so yes you can say your most beloved very very very extremely popular game but I've brought one I've probably played it and then two I feel like there is an interesting opportunity here for us to just find weird [ __ ] on Steam right if you go to steam there's a 2d platformer tag and there's 5 300 games that we could look through here which of these look the most interesting to you which do you think oh my which do you think I could not survive for 15 minutes or could I don't know so anyways this will probably be dumb but let's try it all right the first platformer jump King is interesting how do we Define a death in Jump King oh it's already installed this is a test alert Doug is by the 2D Platformers I don't know when you watch this jump King I think you're gonna feel a little bit differently Jesus this is very loud okay before we get the predictions in the time I just want to show people how this works so you hold space bar um and depending on how long you hold it that's the direction you move and how high you jump okay so what we're saying is the bet is going to be I have to make my way up and if I fall the entire screen that's how we're doing deaths in this case uh how many deaths in 15 minutes less than five five to ten eleven to 18 and then 19 plus these are your bets do two screens as a death versus one nah it'll be fine it'll probably be fine all right ready set go I got 15 minutes on the clock assume I full jumped this because that doesn't count that's not death now I jump like this oh [ __ ] okay that's one death that's gonna be the only one though okay that's two deaths this is fine I'm getting used to it I haven't I does that count as a death that's stupid technically it does okay that's three okay four all right as long as I don't die again in the next uh 13 minutes we're fine okay somebody said to add a death counter normally I wouldn't agree with that but that will slow things down a lot it's a good idea deaths equals four how high do I go for this like that is technically five sorry to the Believers aha [ __ ] dug you are bad at 2D Platformers I mean it's not looking great right now this is not really a 2d platformer though I guess it is it's just a very weird one oh you sweet boy we already know your padded Platformers look by the end of today you will all say wow Doug is actually pretty good at 2D Platformers you're starting to think it right now like check this out you're thinking it you're starting to think it wait why am I over here can I get up there [Music] no I just need better music that's the problem Doug my dog could beat you it's Platformers and he is a dog just to remind you okay listen to this chat and watch as my skill skyrockets gee now you're starting to think it now that there's good music in the background I'm playing a little hotter you're going okay Doug might actually be pretty good 2D Platformers oh I could skip up there Doug there is a problem with your Twitch title I think you meant to put I will prove that I am not good at 2D platforms all the best are you hearing this music [Music] new area oh okay I didn't go off the screen okay this screen is kind of rigged I can't die I'm not stalling I just I can't get up you've got to admit I'm playing a lot better since the music started sort of you're starting to think though Doug's getting pretty good at 2D Platformers we just have to play this song all day long uh oh sorry Believers I tried all right no more deaths for the next two and a half minutes that's my promise I I like oh that's stupid no no no no oh come on this [ __ ] game the music is not helping as much one minute no dads for the next minute starting now 10 seconds I will make both of these Doug stomp this foolish thing you're doing you suck underscore at 2D Platformers I did it okay look this is like the Oscars okay during Oscar season if you drive around La there'll be a whole bunch of billboards everywhere that I'll say for your consideration this movie and then for your consideration this TV show and they try to convince all the people who vote on the Oscars what about this one remember this movie remember how great it was okay for your consideration jump King is Doug good at 2D Platformers now and consider this that song was really cool okay I think maybe you guys are forgetting the song Let's redo the poll real quick is this song a good song this is pretty dope right it's a good song All right so I want to get your pulling now good song or not also I was no good at 2D Platformers but is this a good song okay 40 of people think I'm great at 2D Platformers we're gonna get those numbers higher we're gonna pump those today that is game number one how many times did I die 22. all right we gotta tone it down with the next game I will give 22 Subs right now that is a Brisk 110 classic all right great job me uh looking pretty good at 2D Platformers what is the game that you think will prove that I'm great at 2D Platformers okay Holland all right am I Really Gonna Die in 15 minutes in Holiday I feel like this is gonna be 15 minutes of like boring introductory gameplay but okay I also like that I put a death counter down there and then just didn't update it you know what [ __ ] it every death is five gifted Subs everybody's obsessed with Hollow Knight I don't get it I just I don't care about metroidvaniasm okay ready set go Doug is good at 2D Platformers I assume this will not be that hard there must be some like boss or something that is hard I do not like metroidvanias one of the cool things about this game which I will admit is really really well done it's just the music and the atmosphere are very very cool that's one thing the game does get really really right like Hollow Knight's soundtrack is just [ __ ] it rips ass dude this is it this is the hardest game you could throw me Twitch chat okay what direction do I go to like fight a thing I mean at least want like some modicum of a Challenge 100 he's already played what do you timeout no wait so you're saying you think I'm so good at this game that it looks like I've played that is a sign that I'm good at 2D Platformers you better vote Yes next time we bet on it what is the likelihood of me getting to a boss it's literally right there it's like he's in this room okay this guy looks hard [Music] is he gonna attack her okay oh he swings now okay got it if that was the boss oh no okay okay all right yep yep more is going on how long does it go oh is that it okay now what is there a harder thing I'm assuming there's no boss within 20 seconds of here it gets harder no I believe you I'm not judging the entirety of the game based off this 15 minutes it's just that most of you bet that I would die three plus times so I have a question for you Chad is Doug good at 2D Platformers yeah yeah I feel like that yes should get a little bit higher right it should get a little bit higher and by the way yes I understand the game gets harder I'm not saying I'm incredible at holiday actually I am saying that I'm the greatest thank you okay 40 on yes we're working we're working now that I've proven that I am without a shadow of a doubt great at Hollow Knight and it doesn't get any harder and the game doesn't get any better than this robot EOD you're up what 2D platform do you have will you snail okay what is that oh this is fast gameplay everybody thinks I'm gonna die a ton okay well let's run it three two one go cool that sucks I'm not pressing any other buttons until I know they're safe oh that's not good to the spikes please seriously first try unfortunately I'll have to select the extremely easy difficulty for you what is with this game dude this is a game that's just meant to insult my 2D platforming I assume at some point okay here we go game starting maybe let's do it first try are you serious because I really dislike seeing you proceed at such a rapid pace you're playing on very easy now enjoy oh come on oh dude I wanted to go Ah that's dumb it's okay Doug I think you're greater 2D Platformers thank you LMAO just kidding you suck it what there's okay this game might have a lot of do I don't I can't see what's happening because he's covering up I can't see where things are coming how am I supposed to dodge any of this [ __ ] okay wait does that mean on my hardest difficulty where the hell am I gonna get up every spot is blocked where do you go this is a [ __ ] mess where I'm not saying a timing window do I go on the right no I've missed the gap no I'm going to 2D Platformers don't demote me I'm good at this I can do it this game's sick just a kind of [ __ ] which is clearly the point it is way easier now once they nerfed it well that was I don't like the controls what difficulty am I at okay the second hardest difficulty I need to get it back up to the easiest or to the hardest thing well okay what do I do what do I do what the [ __ ] guy this game what do you do what oh and those kill you okay cool what killed me like the fact that spikes just appear randomly that you can't see not exactly in love with that concept what no that's the point I'm good at 2D Platformers this game is just [ __ ] stupid like the whole point of it is to be unfair oh you can kill these I didn't know that well this would have been way easier then we're going up Doug I need you to know you have been in three of my dreams recently one of them being last night can you get out of my head please no that's part of the deal when you subscribe how many deaths is that 36 all right we're turning off gifted sub for death after this it's not sustainable it's a cool idea it's just also completely infuriating Hey Duck I understand your frustration with a lot of things happening at once maybe Solitaire is more your game no I'm good at okay running it back last time it was at 40 how we feeling about me at 2D Platformers okay it's actually gone up wait nope it's going down this is exactly the same as after Hollow Knight well technically with every game the Yes has gone up a little bit by the end of today it will probably be at a positive ratio and more people think I'm good at 2D Platformers than not that's progress Cat Mario it's on itch.io okay cool you're gonna die a lot okay well I can't do a gifted sub per death it's already been like 300 today is five deaths to a sub is that reasonable or should it be ten people saying ten okay I'll do 10. okay can I shoot or do anything oh okay oh I'm guessing there's no mushroom oh right timer all right Cat Mario begins now let's see how it goes [Music] okay [Music] this is gonna kill me or something right cool Guilty Gear song instead of this song that is currently playing the song is mandatory okay okay all right cool I see that a lot of Mario Maker level designers have taken inspiration from this game can we agree that for a game that is about tricking you I'm playing pretty well [Music] starting now I keep forgetting okay give me a second okay it is right here [Music] I'm still gonna die less than would you snail [Music] how do you even [Music] foreign [Music] oh thank God good music wait so what do I do here I just can't I can't end the level what do I do all right I can't jump you have to jump over the flag I could be wrong here but I feel like this game is not really demonstrating my ability to play 2D Platformers no how how do you what do you do Ah that's Mario cats Mario cats Mario cats Mario thank you oh crap I fell into the skip button building up momentum I'm gonna get over the flag the music is an anticular part of the Cat Mario experience the song is two measures long okay well that was this is this is my fault this game is stupid wow you play just like the guy from IGN playing cuphead dude hold on we're gonna do working you're gonna watch me and I'm also circled at the cuphead tutorial okay who who did it better literally the same video God this feels like a tick tock video where there's three things going on for people with low attention spans what else do they haven't talked videos I'm gonna beat this [ __ ] right now this is worse than snail game can we please I'm turning on the music I'm turning all the goddamn Guilty Gear music I'll also have the cat game music playing that way everybody has everything they want hold on hold on hold on hold your congratulations yes what do I do what do I do now you lost you had to hit the pole shut up congratulations all right we're moving up a new game okay total Dash is 26. so that went pretty good the only thing you proved is you're better than IGN guy so you're saying I'm better than IGN guy for your consideration Cat Mario only 27 deaths come on it was not that bad the game is [ __ ] dumb that's not my fault hold on that's like 30 of the audience changed their mind was it really that bad of how I played Cat Mario you didn't even beat it yeah but like okay so we're down at 30 of my audience thinking I'm good at 2D Platformers we'll call it 30. thank you psych X III for the wonderful suggestion next game is Commander Keen is Commander Keen hard okay Commander Keen is a very very old game from the guys who made Doom oh man booting up from from a command prompt you guys are allowed to suggest Platformers that have come out in the last 20 years and then one of the cool things about the game which I've always heard of but never actually watches the soundtrack so let's check it out three two one go music was sick back in the 80s what do I do what is the a button I'm pressing a on the keyboard what do I do I'm just pressing buttons I mean technically I haven't died come on that number should be like a little higher than after Cat Mario I don't know what to do I'm Googling it what is the a button Commander Keen oh control no that didn't work oh it did work okay that number should get a little bit higher now that was pretty good oh this can I shoot do I have a gun I have a gun right okay now can I shoot I have raygun control and ALT at the same time oh all right I guess I just keep going right they're going here wait you're saying I beat level one with no deaths okay 45 can you speak in an old-timey radio voice Commander Kane so far two levels not not the single death for this gamer oh in today's little Adventure Commander Kino shooter ray gun nebulizer take that alien scum do I want these lollipops I do all the good saltwater taffy uh does anybody know that wasn't my fault you see the aliens tampered with my ray gun one of the great things about the commander Keen technology is that you have to press the control button for some reason and then you have to hold that down to jump and also that's your fire button that you combine with the other uh jump button also how do you get up here make the stream black and white [Applause] what do you do [Music] that was sick I can't but there's no way people back in the 1700s were expected to make a jump like this this is a modern ass jump what are you supposed to do what are you supposed to do here how did they do this back in the 16s these [ __ ] plants what are you supposed to do in the game ray gun oh I can go up through these God man just got here it seems like we're watching old vods for Doug's streams no this has really come a long way with his setup okay the worst talking I've ever been to it's just that I hate it and it's not good oh and Paul says that if I go to the turkey I get to play all sorts of Commander Keen tonight I'm gonna repeat this level why would they put a flower [Music] can we agree that the level design doesn't make sense before you vote for your consideration Maya's first place this is the lowest rating I've had today I literally in first place of everybody who's played hundreds of years of video games and I'm in the top look at that scoreboard I want you to look at how much better I am than gargyle what is piece of [ __ ] scored on here Yorkie it's dog [ __ ] at 2D Platformers and now after looking at that score go ahead and vote on this again you know I'm just gonna go ahead and call the vote right here all right we're moving on to a new game for a brief moment in time you agreed that I was good at 2D Platformers nobody can take that for me gargle here both my hands were amputated last week okay I think I did pretty well all right gargoyle I need to use improve of that I doubt you just conveniently lost your hands and then went and played Commander keen and yorpie was definitely not amputated okay next person happy sniper one if you're here BattleBlock Theater I have played BattleBlock Theater I mean I'll play it again it's a good game would I die out in 15 minutes I don't know Doug I have to perform an open heart surgery but I'm waiting for you to beat one single game can you wrap this up give me a second 15 minutes no deaths thank you Doug I'm currently getting an open heart surgery but my doctor won't continue until you get good at games please Doug I'm dying I Got You Ready set go dug and trapped in some bald man's basement and he won't let me go unless you get good at 2D Platformers please help send help was this you hi doctor's assistant here I get built by the hour and the doctor is waiting on you to perform open heart surgery so please take your time okay I got you all right there are no excuses if I suck at this game this is just a good game what oh ah [Music] hey Doug I'm the scalpel in the operating room I'm just going to sit here inanimately regardless as to whether you get good or not when do I die but hit a bunch and I'm playing on Ultra extreme mode or whatever it is I would love to zero death this game I think I can get you guys back to like a 50 Doug as good at Platformers ratio oh I could have okay well I wasn't hold on that doesn't count hey Doug deaf here I'm waiting to take someone who died from failed open heart surgery doctors just stood around and did nothing I can't take him until you get good at too deep I'm working on this could you Harry attack oh they go automatically okay well that would have been easy I have no intention of dying again hey Doug I'm with my cousin's heart surgery and there is this guy dressed up as the Grim Reaper outside the door but security won't kick him until you get good at 2D Platformers the cops should just arrest that guy that doesn't sound legal hi Doug it's the police we are not legally allowed to arrest the Grim Reaper till you get good at 2D Platformers okay I'm working on it the guy I'm waiting to play some 2D Platformers with the Grim Reaper says I can't play until you get good at open heart surgery can you get some lessons from Park zip if he can be a copper lawyer and a priest I'm sure he's also an open heart surgeon I'd trust him heida gets the Hitman the Grim Reaper hired to kill the police that are trying to arrest him can you hurry up and gecko the 2D Platformers so I can complete my mission how do I kill this I'm going to get this cat thing hey Doug this is that guy's heart here please do not get good at 2D Platformers I don't want them to operate on me I'm scared look I am working on it that is stupid how do I kill the cat this guy's impossible yes hi Doug doctor's assistant here again so the heart that we were gonna use in the open heart surgery but the patient is dead and the heart is no good are you willing to give us your heart you said the patient's dead why do you need my heart now and time oh you beat this level hey Doug it's the pmo responsible for the hit on the police after the Grim Reaper I can't hire more Hitmen until you get better at one deep Platformers is there a 1D platformer anywhere how many gifted Subs do you have to give before we consider that you're bad at 2D platforms um let's not think so much about that let's think about the fact that I just beat the level I only died two times total in 16 and a half minutes of BattleBlock Theater so for your consideration BattleBlock that ratio is looking a little bit better right now that ratio is looking positive yeah I'm officially great at Platformers again oh I knew I could prove it you guys really swung a lot from Commander Keen is there a 1D platformer 1D platformer puzzle can we all agree that if I'm good at linescape that I'm at least good at 1D Platformers what do you mean no we're going 15 minutes 1D [Music] what the [ __ ] so if I press space he like goes away so loud [Music] okay I'm pretty [ __ ] good at 1D Platformers wait this is it hold on this is getting it's getting really hard oh let's go hey Doug a 1D platformer wouldn't be a platformer now with it well I don't know I'm doing pretty good at it so maybe it is [Music] why does Mario look so weird today Mario was flattened hey Doug my son is having open heart surgery right now I'm glad you're streaming so I can just take my mind off of everything anyways what are we doing today well if you look on screen this is actually the heart pulse of your brother the surgery is going well oh Jesus okay this is so hard oh come on okay gifted sub for every five deaths on this one I never said what it was that being said I'm gonna Blitz it let's go damn it all right so we keep track hey Doug my son is absolutely terrified of one deep Platformers I am watching with him right now what are we doing today who is terrified of 1D Platformers I hate Monday Platformers [Music] it's gonna be worse than the snail game this is quite literally a 2d platformer you just can see very much of one of the dimensions maybe you would know this if you were better at calculus two deep Platformers I'm good at 2D Platformers over half the chat thinks so I was in it what Joe Biden here just talked to the G20 and sounds like governments can't do anything until you get good at Platformers no Joe give me a chance Joe [Music] [Music] oh I beat it I beat up the greatest video game of The World vote sixty percent sixty percent why is it lower than before [ __ ] up type one I demand it oh because that wasn't a 2d platform now this is gonna be wild yeah yeah 60 yeah 58.59 no keep going they're so close there's a 59 I was good dude come on guys we can save it come on fellas we can vote for one no it's dropping down come on keep going keep going one one one one one one no it's going it keeps going down [ __ ] shut up everyone is dead because of you Doug not to be dramatic Doug but everybody is dead because of your platforming

Channel: DougDougDoug

Views: 1,940,450

Keywords: DougDoug, DougDoug's Leftovers, DougDoug Youtube, DougDoug second channel, dougdoug stream highlights, dougdoug twitch, dougdoug twitch highlights, dougdoug stream, twitch, twitch chat, twitch plays, DougDougDoug, DougDougDoug Youtube, jump king, commander keen, platforming, rage games, dougdoug clips, hollow knight, hollow knight boss, battleblock theater, linescape

Id: -8AxHGg_8Jw

Length: 27min 16sec (1636 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 02 2023