PROTECT THE KING! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #2

hey guys Danny welcome back to totally accurate battle simulation you guys absolutely loved the previous video so thank you for checking it out if you're excited for this one as well leave a like subscribe if you're brand new to because you don't wanna miss our future videos yeah so last time we played with sandbox which was a lot of fun you get to use every single unit bash them together and see what happens but today we're going into campaign and going into the adventure section tree tribe actually what it that's say a collection of fun and interesting levels I'm up for that let's go let's play tree tribe hay and pitchfork final destination oh my goodness there's so many okay we've got lots of work to do tree tribe where are they oh I've just noticed they're literally all in the trees okay well played so the way this works is we have 3,000 points to spend on the bottom left so we can each unit costs a certain amount obviously a mammoth is gonna be mad expensive we can choose from a certain amount of units but we can only spend up to 3,000 as soon as we go over that we can't use any more and just hope that we win I think I'm just gonna plop I was gonna prop a mammoth in there and then I'm also gonna plop in just loads of clubbers until we get to the max there we go what what's what's 50 we use anything for 50 no not even a bard okay nothing for 50 that's sad play the sad music please yeah you ready let's see what happens not all they will pull out the trees what is the point they're all coming out of the trees ready to attack come on mammoth you got this buddy there we go that's what I'm talking about smack him he's stuck on the tree that's not good I think the mammoth was a good spend though I'm not hearing no sound that's the problem is that a cat there's a cat in the background I think the mammoths got this you know they're chucking rocks oh no no no wait wait wait they speared my mammoth what are you doing how many of you guys are left the mammoth has got this the valid is OB we learned this last time good job buddy we're gonna call him Harold well done Harold there's the sound fantastic right this one's going to do with hey it's cool they've got like actual levels so the law of hey guys a lot of pitchforks and there formation is interesting this out in the formation of a hay in pitchfork with 3,100 points to spend direction the mammoth could just cut you up every single time I think we've got a good shot especially against these guys I want to go for something else as well let's go for a couple potion masters and a taste of their own medicine - hay balers and something for a hundred and ten let's have a look 180 a hundred a hundred one hundred forty we go for some protector we can go for a protector right there you ready begin let's go here's the army on the other side the legendary pitchforks oh the potions are coming in oh you guys are dead so dead look at them poisoned already if you try and come at me bro I'm glad we can here oh I think I managed just killed our own guys yeah the mammoths just trampled our own guys that's not good potions are doing their work though luckily the mammoth isn't affected but the mammoth is doing all the work is beautiful eyes ah I love you mama okay they give us way too many points what is this one called nothing to see here they were the ruling the hey up above it's not a good idea in place is it I see you I think there's an actual scarecrow you know over there I'm not too sure though but you know up the mammoth is coming in I don't know if he can cross the bridge but he's gonna try I think the bone mage could be pretty good as well pop a couple of those actually this we three of those behind him we've still got 870 points to spend we've got a lot of stuff here King okay we can't afford a king let's go for some priests 150 left to spend a squire to protect the priests and let's begin a quorum em or the priests - maybe they he'll that's what they do a mammoth the golden mammoth is gonna trample them all you guys are so dead that was so easy my golden mammoth has trampled you all they all got stuck in the middle bit unlucky final destination halfling um are we gonna have to find this guy we've only got 120 points to spend this time we're always there there's two guys here they both halflings I'm not too sure direct and we could go with lie one squire and then we we both to send them straight in and see what happens I'm gonna do it but Squire looks ready I'm gonna do it let's see what happens it's really falling over oh oh he took him straight now okay this might be a problem going just don't fall off swing yup what I say just don't fall off what are they doing this is awkward this guy just fell and died look he's out cold this guy survived the fall but he ain't gonna survive the sword dead the smallest army you sending halflings at me cuz I've got 3,000 points to spend and you know what I'm buying I'm buying myself I'm gonna buy the King actually I'm not gonna use the mammoth every time it's too good like way too good they've got the smallest army I'm gonna go for a King led army with three priests so he can heal and we're also gonna go for some archers right at the back whip whip applying this properly this is the TDM army we need to kill these guys with I'm gonna have a bard for entertainment as well just in case we get bored on the battlefield and 400 points left potion seller but what can we buy it for 200 another Archer snake artists are good aren't they what's there's a hopper light oh he's like a Roman dude okay I think this army is pretty good we got backup we've got a king with a giant sword it's gonna take all these guys out I'm a little bit worried that they're gonna all headbutt me at the same time there they go powering up the priests but here come the halflings watch them launch look at them little stinkers they're all infected as well by the way if you didn't know - it's like a sidle way of are flings infected little brutes whoa the king is putting in some work right now this is like Game of Thrones the king is chopping them down though they've arched one in the back the potions are coming in hopefully to cure their infections or to make it worse but I don't think these halflings are gonna last long there's just a pile of bodies King turn around he's going for the swing swaggin get him oh it's even weirder in full speed get him put him down let's look it over the edge wait that's my guy what are you doing we killed our own unit that's not good I think the King has been blinded by our own potions he can't reach them come on guys archers go to full power please as one left you've got to do this come on he's down here he's literally down here they can't hits him because he's so small he's actually taking out my priests as well come on guys - halflings and you can't take them down or the King don't let him take your crown I think he's missing okay we could cracked in the forehead that was that was too close fortunately they're all poisoned and dead we will not be affected by their hairy foot infection the kingdom is saved Oh No run away are those just bards is is that all they are I know what I want to do here we've got a hundred to spend which is like nothing I need my own halfling there's 60 that's all I can buy halfling go to work they are they are doing nothing apart from providing us with great tunes here he comes you see you see him coming over the edge actually this is bad he's gonna dive off the edge oh no we're gonna lose this one we're definitely gonna lose this one okay maybe not the halfling is terrifying them goodbye buddy he's coming down the hill watch out I'm scared no don't do it don't do it I'm scared he's gonna do it like a jumping bean he's just gonna jump off the edge oh wait he's got some fists on him left hook right hook forehead this is incredibly weird he grabbed him by the butt cheek and and they're all dead great what I wanted enthralling fight well done buddy I was dead buying the wall and they still won oh no this one looks like in my eye to be a challenge it's luring me into a false sense of security all the bones who are these guys are they the defenders yeah their protectors bone mages a guy being cooked at the stake as well that's a lot of bone mages and they're like ranged attackers so I think we're gonna need a lot of range here we've got five thousand to spend I'm not sure a mammoth is gonna work out here potion sellers are gonna be on the front line we're also gonna need what is that one balista we got for a balista but look at this thing yes snake arches we can have a nice army of snakes as well this before of those behind catsup I don't think we tried one of those you we're gonna put one of those at the back this is this isn't gonna work is it I can afford my own bone made you know what I'm going to bone majors begin I want to see what they do they don't bring the campfire with them of the snakes the stakes and the potions they're going flying are the explosive snakes is that how far their attacks go because if that's all you've got to work with guys you are dead you are so dead come at me blues we're not even walking towards them we don't care because oh my goodness the cow part annihilated them bone mage versus bone mage plus snakes you're out of here this guy he's celebrating in style look at this ah the old TDM cross pose I like it final destination Club this is exactly the same as before but it's just one clubber great we could use a protective I don't think that's gonna go well farmer could be pretty good head butter I think this is his time look at the helmet he's got you got the better hair I think we're good go forth my queen and headbutts guard him okay this is a little bit awkward what are you doing get up fight him like a man oh did we we lost you fell oh come on you're a head butter you fell on your head and died is that how we're gonna do this this guy was just about to do exactly the same I'm embarrassed get out of here you know what a farmer could do better than you could do way better than you and he's got a stupid hat God buddy piss 400 that was a that was a clean swing okay this guy's proving tricky Squire if in doubt get a guy with a sword in the helmet doc if he swings at you I'm nervous hey maybe not that is a painful place to get a sword my friend I would I do I heard lots of dings the tiniest attack but I didn't see anyone I think I see them in here are they playing an ambush they're gonna try an ambush a halfling ambush we got 3,800 to spend you guys had go in you going down the King has returned to take back his hey Kingdom with his own hay balers oh my goodness yes yes let's go look at them coming out of the hay it's so creepy they co rather side as well we have definitely been ambushed here this is this was not going to plan oh no oh no they're like weird grasshoppers okay this is going badly the king is being bothered to get him to slice him please the king has problems he's killed his own minion in a rage yeah we're in trouble here lads oh oh they're attaching to him they're biting his ankles they're grabbing his arms I think the Kings gonna fall come on swing that just perfectly in you've one swing it no no into the ground you've got this don't worry swing it down you're our last hope come on come on I believe I believe two left don't fall - two halflings yes you go on there's one left grabbing your bachi get him get him no this is so awkward he's punching your thigh like it's okay exactly show him you're the king looking rather dashing there sir that was a close call though all of our hay balers died rip bread-and-butter handheld weapons only we've got armor clubbers through the ages moving on to farmers and then swords they evolved to shields and then the head butters we know they suck so we're fine let's put in one single potion seller we're also gonna add a wheelbarrow which is a thousand by the way or we could take out the wheelbarrow and add a scarecrow what should we do I'm gonna put bazooka on the frontline this is the worst army oh my goodness okay whoa it launched him launched him straight into battle this is perfect the potion master is doing his work just poison them and run a wheelbarrow into their ankles this is actually working but he took out our very own guy the Berserker needs to get up right now he's got his axe wedged in someones armpit no no no buddy buddy no what are you doing you meant to stop the wheelbarrow and join in what do you oh come on you've even missed the water you saw we is gonna go badly all we've got is one Berserker yeah you're you're dead you're so dead I'm sorry buddy it wasn't your fault is there anyone left oh you're not gonna do much are you you are so dead watch out watch out get up come on he's crushed boys old wheelbarrow no the tragic end I don't think they could even find him what are they doing he's so well hidden in the grass they can't actually find where he is put me out of my misery please yeah she wants them to find him come on buddy shout louder yeah I'm not quite sure what's happening here maybe we should uh maybe we should to see if there's one mine and try again I think that's the best option get out of here you can stay you can say I think the potion master will pull his own weight but we need maybe ice arches behind three of those and then we need like raw power because they all have handheld things I think we just need a lot of them to be honest Squires we can get seven Squires this is this is gonna be this is gonna be tricky snake Archer one of those please and then 60 clubbers okay like six clubbers go battle for your country battle for your snake brethren oh my goodness they properly attacked us sorry for the frontline guys you're gonna have to back him up okay snake to the face please we can need one right now oh this is hard why is it so hard come on snake pull your weight yeah we're dead well you all suck and we don't have enough for a mammoth I think bone mage could be good here actually my skills are building an army right now are being tested to the max what else can we have it's close one potion seller at the back I just poor guy down here that's not gonna help is it little bear Oh in the mid of the ocean team of snake arches that's all you need snakes attack this isn't going well either oh no so quick you lost like five seconds what do we do we can afford a catapult let's try and take them down that way and then have two Squires at the front buddy are you okay you need to man this properly have you been drinking is that what's going on here you can't operate a catapult if you've been drinking buddy and there are in medieval times but stick to water please I'm gonna die I'm so gonna die while the cats are PO put any work though but apart from that that's it I think the catapult is a one time thing we launched another one yeah that it worked it it come buddy you might be able to do this there's only two left do it do it norge yes oh I could kiss you buddy but I'm not going to because I think your breath stinks good job how many levels do we complete one two three four five six seven eight nine ten ten that's not bad there's so many though this is crazy I love this game it's stupid I love it only Joel wielders I'm gonna do one more so you are 4,200 I'm not gonna lie to you the only reason why is because we have the opportunity to buy Oh are throwing about by two mammoths only one I'm gonna do that and then the priests I think that's Opie all these priests healing our mammoths and let's have a bard as well where is he bard to sing us to victory you ready bud take us away friends whoa I didn't know they could do that the golden mammoths will destroy you he's being healed from all angles by our bold brethren over here he can't be beaten I have full faith I was in full faith in the inn then the golden mammoths but the golden man has died and so did all of our priests how dare you hit a holy man like that Wow the mammoth died okay whoops 4,200 we could buy a long ship but I don't think they're good let's try it let's get some arches and put them all the way at the back because those guys launched in Bowen mages behind and three Valkyries aerial attack is going to be perfect all those guys go in like Mads I think we I think we dodged it though we threw the longship up and it missed this is great but the jewel wielders are powerful they're taking out my bone mages in one hit how are the Valkyries doing they're dead okay this is not going well no ice arches are our only hope come on guys spray them with arrows get them in the Corrine get them in the foreheads do as much as you can to save our kingdom from the frozen good job they're going down okay they have really powerful hits Wow will you calm down please so our noble man has fallen um what are these berserkers is that what they are I'm gonna have my own army of berserkers who do you think you are let's go I've got more than you so this should work they all missed each other except this guy whoa this is like a proper old school battle how is this guy slaying us in one shot now we failed we failed it's over oh I don't know what to do I don't know what to do Joel Joel could save us he slayed a bear and wore it as a mask he could save us a minor tour that could save us Zeus I can't afford Zeus actually it Susanna - whoa let's do it and - bone mages plus a single halfling yeah the Savior let's go let's see if you can take out a mine at all I don't think you're gonna be able to the miter saw is swinging I didn't even get to say that I didn't extend could say one sentence they hugged him to death who are these guys the ones that don't jump chieftain that's what they are chieftains and a priest to help out with healing come on fight fire with fire you got this okay you haven't got this you just punched a holy man in the head no no no no no no no this is not working out what is happening do I put faith in the mammoth one more time mammoth but with some backup this time bore snake arches and then some potion cellars and one farmer just to back up the mammoths output come on mammoth don't die on me this time I think it's the guys that don't jump that have the crazy attack power it is I'm stuck I'm dead I'm just not worthy to run an army anymore what are the scarecrows do they literally do nothing whoa okay they spawn mini ones well this could be the secret the Scarecrow's take them down okay don't that's fine you were just about to do magic well I'm stuck all it took was like 12 sets of axes to bring down one of the greatest rulers of all time me who is now not a great ruler because I keep losing you guys I hope you enjoyed this video if you want to see some more or you just enjoyed this then please leave a like that we greatly appreciate it subscribe if you are brand new as well so that you could join team TDM an exclusive club on YouTube and also it means that you don't miss out on videos you don't want that do you yeah thanks so much for watching have an amazing down I'll see you next time bye [Music] posters are swing wagon candles canvas so far fulcrum a band

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Length: 20min 26sec (1226 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 12 2019

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