Am I A Good Father..? (Who’s Your Daddy is BACK!)

am I a good father I like to think so kids are pretty unpredictable they can do whatever they want like Asha has no fear like whatsoever this kid will just jump off of anything and expect me to catch him with no notice no warning whatsoever he's insane so I thought I'd test myself against the unpredictability of a walking child and go back to who's your Daddy I used to get so many messages from parents saying this game was irresponsible to show kids are crazy this is a learning experience but anyway this game has been updated like crazy since we first started playing it in 2016. what says cars are roads there's Amazon delivery by drone loads of new items and ways to kill yourself sounds a bit weird to say but anyway I hope you enjoy leave a like if you do subscribe if you're brand new and enjoy the video okay whoa this feels so different oh wait I'm super fast oh wait where are you in my room oh my God can you see me wait oh what if what I actually hate something and it made me fast now I'm in the roof what is going on what are you doing Dad I'm stuck in the room I got distracted your room does look real different you've got drum it does right guitar yeah you've got a lot going on here I got poop all over my screen why am I God what is going on yeah I lost yep yep I don't know how but I didn't even wait did you die I was just gonna go check out the power drill okay let's uh try this again all right I I'm getting out the door right away because I know there's nothing oh look at that since you're not you look great as a baby actually what I can see on my legs hey hey wait where did you just go there's that oh wait wait I got something I got something hold on this I've never seen before yeah well play me a cheat oh look at wait what hold on amazing the way you're holding it it's incredible I mean I guess you can't hurt yourself with that so I'll go ahead I mean I thought I could throw it at you wait what's that what was that what was that I'll show you [Laughter] we go full Five Nights at Freddy's no way so I can see security cameras and then yeah I can see what you're doing oh yeah can you see it like first person wait like yeah first person it's your bounce that's so good Dad Mark I can buy things hey look I can oh I thought I could close myself in the drawer wait what no this is this is prime this is coming to the door you order from Amazon Prime are you kidding me it looked mom's got a job hey whoa that is aggressive cooking oil hey oh what was did I buy what was that it's so funny oh this outside no are you okay son no I think I'm okay you're good yeah I think I'm okay oh my goodness watch out there's another car there's another car oh God the way it went over you it just like acted like a speed hump it didn't even matter I still have 70 heart health yeah I'm still I'm still doing all right as well actually what What You've Got Mail are you suffocating okay oh no no it wasn't paying attention Oh Come round to the corner come over here okay I just print some if you look at the cars by the way there's some weird passengers in there I'm seeing hot dogs and I'm pretty sure there's a baby driving that one what the this looks awesome yeah oh that's a present just for you all right all right I'm coming because I can I remember this oh it's so freaky my legs should just not move like that we've actually got neighbors and stuff now I feel it feels wholesome wait is it the side that I start from why are you so slow I don't know where's the beginning flip and die ready do it yes oh I was not expecting that what the okay yeah we're gonna need to turn that tap off oh man avoid Daddy's love I mean I'll try oh whoa wait can I get oh you scared me wait I didn't even know you could Crouch oh I've been crouching this whole time let's go which room sound we've been in yet um yo what no no no no no no no like that hey stop whoa whoa let's go what is this for aren't I supposed to keep you alive yes what uh oh okay what's this oh oh geez oh geez what is that oil look what I got oh it's a tiny little rat oh is he alive actually what's this what's this watching ah don't do any rest yum stupid baby oh there's so much stuff to do whoa whoa whoa whoa ah [Laughter] you've got all these nails sticking out of you it was all up in my uh my skin oh I'm sorry what just happened how did that happen I was carrying a candle but I didn't expect that I shot the car with the nail gun to show you Nails sticking out of the car well I've changed baby again I can't remember that was I swear that was a third person but ah yeah there we go yeah I like it better this way yeah I kind of do too hello hello I have flashlight ew what do you mean you you look disgusting wow it's gross I'm going this way um back here we have covers cameras soap yum take it are you hungry baby uh yes what's that uh mommy's mommy's milk okay sure let me try here we go here you go oh you have to be so aggressive oh my face what's going on wait wait I don't like it I can't move what oh it puts you to sleep classified um you had to take a nap I'm awake all right well I'm gonna oh okay hey oh my God I don't think that's how you use that kick it off oh no way oh you're so good at it no you could jump out of here the way the feet move is so weird it's so cool kick him down the stairs I'm supposed to keep me alive I'm pretty close to dying actually oh wait I felt what's wrong with my face my eyes are all red I don't know why I'm losing help but I got 10 left why are you losing health I think it's mom's milk I didn't eat soap that might have been it I'm about to die hey eat the fish hurry up oh no the waves are sitting there so look at me we're different what do you what do you like hold on what um no how are you drinking it like that anyway come here I don't know how to save you oh oh I'm sucking the door how has that happened um I need to give you something uh pick up where'd you go um there you are uh feed take the cookie yes I've got like so much sugar bye oh they speed you up you gave me a sugar rush what is this oh what's in here there's a dog's back hey Poppy you okay what oh what did you do I don't know we're dying too quickly we had the laundry room is massive it's right oh you didn't spawn in it before no all right here we go we go outside the pool is looking nice oh you're like a little slide out here too where are you you'll find me out here just enjoying myself oh you're out in the backyard oh well you gotta wow this come find me son come find me you're definitely doing it wrong yeah I don't know I'm stuck I'm definitely stuck hey buddy what's that no no put that down put that down immediately stop the nails are massive oh my goodness yes what is that about this thing what is this thing remember this is the shredder oh yeah we moved it yeah he joins the keys you ain't using that this is new wait how did you get to go that way I can't go that way oh wait no stay away from actually stay away hey whoa it actually works oh yeah like it actually cuts the grass oh you're driving yeah I don't think I could hit you yeah okay there you go yeah I heard rumors there a bear as well but I'm trying to think how how do we summon a bear I have yeah is there do we have meat or I mean I don't really know maybe oh wait you're probably so funny you know you're putting in so much effort and going nowhere yeah there's a rocket up there I'm thinking trampoline yeah okay oh yeah yeah you could definitely go okay we need to I know I'm supposed to protect you but I feel like this is too good of an idea we're strapping you to the rocket yes how how so let me find a candle right I have a candle come on baby let's go oh one more one more one more yeah okay got it bam nice okay so can you can you go on this it looks like there's handles you can wait how do I I'm gonna light this that did not work yes it did did it yes it did [Music] that did not look like it worked for me I'm here I found a flute what oh it's like I think it's like when you had the trumpet ah play me a song what is that that's weird oh my God maybe a song baby I'm trying [Music] hey you're good at that I don't know if this is the one we need but let's see what happens I'm gonna bring a picture up here near the stairs what the this one this one here what uh oh [Laughter] um why do we have that I know how's that I feel like I should have a weapon maybe all right let's see what happens okay do it I feel like this is like Zelda you know when you play the tunes can you order anything on your um I got it with the iPad huh yeah if you get the iPad you can order stuff all right I know where one is hold on Dad Mark okay that's it I ordered something I don't know what I just ordered oh it's coming he's coming is it I I thought it would have been delivered oh this is yeah this is delivery I can't open the door so you're gonna have to deal with this it's a whistle I'm putting in my mouth and it's not working did you do you ordering it one at a time whoa yeah I think you have to well there's a lot of boxes coming they're stacking perfectly on top of each other yeah send another one I want to try and take it down I can't yeah there's uh there's four boxes outside oh there's five probably open some because we're gonna get along here we go because I um water a vape let's go oh geez I thought that was uh oh my God you did everything we need to take can you knock this over everything's still in there ah there we go um is there no bear whistle I don't see it unless it fell over here but I'm not strong enough to move it looked like I forgot what it looks like I didn't know what it looked like oh Dynamite I don't think it's gonna let me light it with you holding it there you go ah wait pick up all right um oh I ate it but you're on fire You're Gonna Fly Away what what wait oh my God wow you survived though that's impressive wait what does this flute look like I thought I ordered it the bear whistle I thought because when you order it doesn't tell you what you're ordering it's just like such a tiny picture oh God uh I've messed up quick save me save me save me save me I'm dying um I can't I can't I don't know what to do come here come here come here have a lollipop all right you save me get it off your head let's go geez don't put your head in a bag I'm sorry I I slipped oh geez I am uh I ate Candy and now I can't control myself this is yellow snow oh no don't eat a yellow snow never eat yellow snow oh oh what did you I I didn't eat it I threw it at you and it killed me well there's another tablet in here in the laundry room okay I can use it can you order stuff yeah oh yeah okay let's see if you can find it yeah found it it's coming oh you did all right wait hold on though eat this here here um hey don't throw that at me sorry give me the beans oh wait oh no no no let's go I mean sure I hear the cool oh he's got wait wait wait wait there is over there he's over there look he's coming up nice to meet you bear oh wow oh he's not kind oh he runs oh god oh he really runs oh sick I'm trying were you that's what I was trying to do oh you just one shot me whoa that Bear's pretty angry yes what come to the living room you definitely are not supposed to ride that but it's so awesome there's actually a fish in here go fishy he's so fast come here no I don't want to eat the glass I want I hate him you look like you're picking your nose excuse me like a swimming just give me a swimming power oh you look how fast I can swim could we go why can't you jump in a chair oh no it skims across the surface right then we're getting distracted what were we supposed to do paper shredder paper shredder um right let's order paper shredder hello son yup hello power button grab we got something to try let's come inside it says for paper only do we have to plug it in I'm looking for a plug I don't see no plug I think you can order a battery but I don't think it's gonna be battery powered could be let's try oh wait I found out to use it what how 'd you do it I think it says insert paper shredder it definitely did not work are we done toaster I think there's a thing where you can unlock a baby by toasting a baby post a baby we've used the toaster like years ago like uh dropping it in the tub or whatever and but I don't think we've ever toasted anything okay it's so hard to play something where you want it I did it I did it I'm up I'm up one eternity later yes it's the right way up yes see if you can jump in it here I come the way you walk here can you jump in it no thank you no I can't what I believe I knocked it over after all that it doesn't work yeah yeah we're both babies oh this is gonna go bad yup so bad no Daddy to stop us all right we need to go kitchen real quick all right we're opening this we're gonna start eating give me this this milk right here I want the milk let's see what happens when we drink this oh what are you oh oh my God what has happened to me what happened I look like Shrek wait can you not see no your regular size on mine you're just rolling around okay you're gonna drink the milk drink all the milk there's mommy's milk I don't think that's the same proper stuff okay let's get Dad's iPad I'm gonna order something okay so ordering a carton of milk foreign [Music] I cannot ever see anything oh oh no I didn't mean to do that oh no I've ruined everything I'm going out the door hold on I'm dead so all I did was turn the bath on I didn't mean to do that all right I'm drinking the milk oh oh yes oh my God I'm gonna swim like this I'm like a goldfish yeah you are yeah that's gonna kill us hey we both want though yeah true

Channel: DanTDM

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Length: 19min 28sec (1168 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 14 2022