LORD WONKY EYE SAVES US! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3

you need to take this guy out as quickly as you can before he gets to you cuz you're so fragile is he gonna do it huh launch it launch it oh yes just quickly before this video starts I have a brand new dantdm live show touring UK soon and tickets are available now buy them below I'll just go and get enough for this game tabs right command my little blue or red I think it's blue where I command my blue army to do whatever I please hopefully win bye last time I got stuck on this level oh it's red I knew it was red yeah well stuck on this level these dual wielders are pretty powerful and I haven't quite figured out in my old tactical brain how to defeat them I've tried you know mammoth way I did I did I don't try mammoth Harvey Harold what was he called I think he was called Harold let's go with Harold how about one of these bad boys yeah I don't think I tried this he's probably where I was going very very wrong there's the mammoth go up front or does it go back I'm not too sure Oh welcome back to tabs by the way it was kind of a weird intro if you haven't seen it before it's hilarious stick around if you have kokum back and either way leave a like if you're excited subscribe if you're new that's what the mammoth would do okay we need something to back up this mammoth I'm feeling something that's like long-range because we can't afford two mammoths maybe some potion guys these guys are pretty good we still have thousand left I feel like the more the merrier but these guys on the right do annihilate you anything you put in its path it absolutely destroys so not necessarily a fan um maybe give a priest behind as well just well catch the poop if it comes out but more importantly keep our mammoths alive you hear that sir o ye olde bold one you need to keep our mammoths alive please 830 left maybe just like getting some damage in real quick with some archers at the back would be good going these guys launch in though that's the only thing I'm worried about I'm putting a squire up front as well let's see what happens I'm pretty sure yeah look at them go I'm pretty sure I didn't try a mammoth before they messed the mammoth still going okay this could work this could work the priest is um is hyping him up come on mammoth you've got this buddy you're beady little eyes acute but I know you mean business oh no he's dead yeah maybe I did try the mammoth this is bad news oh now what why these guys not doing anything Lorne should them do your thing come on spare them that's so powerful you know what this isn't too bad this isn't as bad as we've done before but we've definitely lost how are these guys so powerful the start again the mammoth isn't gonna save us this time maybe I did try the mammoth last time I'm not too sure snake arches snake arches three of those three of those because the snakes are actually pretty good maybe an old balista no no not the police - what's the other thing called catapult that's what I'm talking about the king is pretty powerful as we found out in the previous video but I don't think I can't afford him basically I haven't got the gold to pay my lord a couple potion guys and then we just need sir we're gonna lose this if we go in swinging but let's just go for it let's see what happens the catapult is gonna hit nope it completely missed that is not good that is bad it's because the fly at the beginning how am I supposed to stop them flying at the beginning I have no idea what's going on here the snakes didn't launch very well wait the snakes have done incredibly well and the catapult comes in and he comes the snake let's go I have no idea how he won that but we did I think the snakes did their work there yep yeah I guess so hit with his beady head let's go final destination farmer so there's been a few of these levels where it's just 1v1 I've got a hundred to spend and that guy's got a pretty pointy spork there I think the squire is the main guy for this I'm gonna put him real close as well so he can just get in there and swipe him what are you doing our guy is fallen this is not good tactics wait he's fallen - you idiot I'll take it I'm taking that victory I don't care not my proudest but definitely my favorites a sight of sights oh yeah I see what's going on here eight thousand you know what I'm doing you know what I'm doing right now Harold I'm calling upon both of you your your brother and your mother that's what I'm talking about Eric and three of these can just do it by themselves they don't need no help come on buddy you've got this a family of mammoths to take down the sights I had a thousand gold left to spend on a weight one of them is down I think the mums died you got their own way you're tripping over each other to have you have died what are you doing they've tangled tasks this isn't good that just didn't go well did it maybe we did need a backup there weren't many of them left like two hey you guys are in trouble potions like my favorite things for some reason and then we're gonna have one where's my sword guy Squire at the front you guys are going down now ma my family of mammoths have back up so now you guys are in trouble look at that how do they keep dying so quickly the sights a mega powerful Korn if these guys hit these guys my mammoths are all dead okay the mamillus are not that powerful oh no besides a huge I've lost faith in the mammoths guys I'm coming out and saying I'm putting my faith in the King instead I'm gonna put him a little bit further back maybe we should play a little bit more defensive if we can get some of these guys as like a human wall there we go but five of these guys around here I mean so shabby three bone mages oh the Chieftains those are the ones that were popping my head off earlier a couple jars these look like they could take on some sights mazurkas oh my goodness you guys are so in trouble how you even gonna stand against this huh Valkyries two of them ice archers two of them that's an army to be reckoned with oh my goodness I've learned from my previous battle I'm not sure the Valkyries really do much I have no idea what's going on if there's too many units it's just like a hack-and-slash fest but if ours come out on top then I'm absolutely fine with that the King is destroying two let's look at that the king leads us to victory well done my friend well done I bow before you I bend the knee if I wasn't sitting in a chair honoring their champion wait hold on a second this is not honor if your way who are those hold on a second we don't have access to those do we Oh we do never mind why are they on our turf though I don't think that's acceptable are those the only two people as well I think I'm gonna put a catapult here order if that happens yeah I thought that was gonna happen that's bad look at them look at them coming up though you can try his sideways but he's gonna give it a good go may you're in trouble get them oh that was amazing one more shot wait they didn't even touch him they didn't even touch him and they killed him that was amazing through the the bridge though we're trying that again but we're gonna back him up this time I think the old majors are gonna be pretty good it's awkward because I can't place them on this side can a mammoth fit through the hole not sure but we're gonna try it and a farmer at the front just in case okay I don't know how this is gonna go I kind of wanted the catapult to fall off didn't happen this time and the mammoth car get through the mammoth is too fats I think this this shouldn't be too hard right I don't know the mammoth is having major issues here the catapult is having major issues as well I'm not quite sure what's going on hold the door mammoth oh is lose you just get in there winging his trunk around this looks uncomfortable but it's working look at this yes come on mammoth we might not be able to get you out of this afterwards but swing your head round then it might work he's dead who's screaming who's left I think it's just the cat's paw guy but he's having some issues oh no how many of them are left just two I think we can get this I think my man is screaming because he's kind of stuck underneath his own rock this is bad what are you going guys I think they've just I think they're just gonna abandon go in their house and have a drink I think that's what's gonna happen boom actually they're being quite smart about this maybe not maybe they'll fall and die this is the worst fight I've ever seen they just go round in circles right let's start again the mammoth was pretty good the bone majors were not that great and the catapult is he still yeah he's still having major issues up here okay let's reset him I think the catapult can work though in the right situation this will work Scarah to the mammoth let's bring up big boy the king in let's do two kings and a catapult gone no that's not the right way you're supposed to fall up and fire it through the hole you cannot betray your king ah slain I have no idea what's going on our king has been bombarded and I think Gary's gonna die he's definitely gonna die I should have faith our king is slaying it where's the other King gone oh no you are our only hope they have three men are you just not gonna fire again is that what's going on here you're not stuck underneath this time sir this isn't working is it hmm a row of arches on the bridge a king in the middle because the king was actually pretty good and then a catapult at the end is facing the wrong way I don't think you can rotate them let's see what happens the archers might not be that effective ouch deal Oh put a second hold on wait did you just knock down all of our arches this guy's face blood it is out sorry this might be perfect oh this is your time launch it over the wall over the wall protect your king yes the perfect rhyme this is worked out perfectly well done well done you shall be promoted if we can find your face what's next final destination sorry sir oh my goodness this looks a little bit aggressive what's the cerise ah it's a 90 power unit so I think you know what Squires going in again he's doing it is he gonna fall off I'm not too sure but let's find out that's a long pokey stick right there watch it out Oh as long as you can avoid the initial poke he should be okay oh no he's falling off he's gonna die he's gonna fall on his head and die quick trip him up trip him up whoo you've got this yes what I was just about to laugh for your demise and you poked me in the back and kill me the ultimate betrayal I don't appreciate that I'm going in for a long one let's go this is gonna be risky though isn't it he's gonna get poked square in the chest we missed nope yep great there has to be something under 100 where it throws something right ahead butter ahead butter can do it he can get there before Oh yes you think your pointy stick is that good buddy look uh she has power and you straight in the hearts ah knock that heart of rhythm and they're dead straight dead that was impressive very impressive but now we need to protect the bridge that's a lot of Units they all have shields and they just have one king can they even attack I think it's starting to bring Harold back Harold a current member his name every time he's one of them I'm just gonna call in the big H big H he's gonna come in plow through all these enemies and then we're also gonna have ourselves if we can afford it a catapult which we can and finally some Squires the Squires seem to be doing some pretty gnarly damage I think this is set for success right now oh-oh catapult hit our own donkey way hold on hold on he's not a donkey is he he's a mammoth come on come on now ow eh the mammoths in the butt and sent our own troops flying the Kings coming in though he has squished a lot slapped him in the side where's this going in the butt in the butt in the butt he dodged all that was perfect so perfect just trample him no we need a perfectly timed cat's paw here buddy I said I promote you I'll promote you double if you hit this guy square in the head when you've got this one big sword buses for yes Oh Harold you suck this dude who almost got flung into the battlefield himself promotion times two we will now call you Lord of the wonky eye lure donkey eye welcome to the ranks sir the chosen one who is the chosen one that I must deal with because they're not talking about me are they it's uh that's just a 101 right Oh mages I think the cow pole is gonna absolutely destroy you yes again Squires I call upon thee take these Punk's down look at him this man is blessed but he is not all my goodness okay interrupted my little cinematic there he is blessed for now he is golden shining we have heard about his legend but he will fall to our men ten noble men and Lord wonky eye take him down with one foul swoop one swift boulder to the head we'll finish this man they're going in swing four swing blow-for-blow wait they're the same that the same troupe of course he's going to die launch the boulder send it flying my friend and this game is over that was great you guys suck you're kissing each other they're kissing each other before they meet their fate watch out watch out lovers killed oh it's kind of tragic again Lord wonky eye his techniques are to be questioned but he's pretty he's pretty savage on the battlefield Oh like Game of Thrones all over again um what is this it's a spine can we bring dragons please add dragons to the game please that'd be amazing what'll over here we got some guys that killed some bears sometime man with real twitchy foot so he's gonna be fine to deal with a king and some slice what did we deal with last time I'm saying catapult is pretty MVP right now we could bring in heroine again beat his last down quite a bit what did I use to take these guys down I can't remember let's do King versus King I think we had protectors last time so if I do for pert known as five wasn't it five protectors like this he's got his own like little bubble of protection I don't know where else to add though a chieftain either side cuz they're pretty gnarly and then we'll just fill the rest with Squires howling the front line let's go let's see what happens cat's paw is so good it hit the shin of the King but that's it there you go there's the barrier working the Kings protective bubble swing the shield's have gone flying the blue king's hit in his own men I need a cow paw right now wonky eye send in please we're gonna need your assistance send it I command thee let's go here it comes here comes this could be make or break ah that was such a shot did he die has he fallen I think they both died this is gonna be epic they're both dead okay you need to reload this as quickly as possible there we go sir your eyes are back to normal you need to take this guy out as quickly as you can before he gets to you cuz you're so fragile is he gonna do it huh launch it launch it oh yes that was great or you can see his legs because his face was obliterated into a million pieces my friend um I can't see your face you are a legend sir Oh No final destination Squire Squires using my secret weapon actually it's not it's time for the headbutt so where are you where you at head butter let's go fly into the battle dodge the sword dodge the pointy stuff and you're good from there okay just use your heads she struts real fast hits him in the groin get stuck under his leg this is bad wait wait wait wait he might fall and die which were the sword goes okay his fancy footwork oh he's fallen yes let's go we won it's such an awkward fight and I think our lady is sleeping but she's 100 quid but fine bravely run run away this one should be easy 500 to spend and a whole army of bards they will play sweet music until they fall who shall be the chosen I'm thinking a halfling and the head butter the head butter served as well wait how much do we have to spend 500 we can't afford the catapults we can't um salute sir wonky eye let's go God our fling you've got this buddy are they literate they literally run away you guys are idiots as are my army this is the stupidest fight I've ever seen in my life head Bob off the cliff do it oh no no yourself oh you are so stupid what have you done no goodbye she sleeps with the fishes now howling getting along scaring all that yep scared him to death fantastic this guy is given up as well I think I simply just wait until I've won this one I have no idea what the halfling is doing he's grabbed this guy by the mid rift by the bellybutton and he's just dragging him what is he doing sniffing their farts I mean if you do that you run a danger of just dying straight straight there I've heard the bards do some stinkers what are you doing I mean it's a technique I mean I've never seen that technique before we don't teach that back at the barracks but my goodness it's working what are you doing I'm not quite sure what he's doing he's its gonna grab them and flips them till their die how many are left yeah oh there's a few down there that's a bit risky this is the longest fight so far get him whip him throw him take his guitar and smash it actually might be a banjo take his banjo and smash it do it I'm waiting for something fantastic nothing has happened as of yet I'm sick of this is boring you've failed me halfling you know what one two three hold on what is the Knights I can't afford it fine one two three four five these are five of my finest men and I've chosen them to take on the bards actually these are my five least favorite men because it's just an easy task don't run off the edge though that would be that would actually be really bad please don't do that you see why they're my least favorite men now that it's not very good at their jobs the chase you just you know just watch him stab this guy in the back cold blooded come on lads this is easy easy pickings this is like a training session you've even got them cornered up against the bush get him you hit the rock you missed what are you doing sir yeah these are definitely my least favourite men he's even doing the weird like dance thing I thought him not to do it's not menacing okay you got him finally but what are you doing Peter I told you the war is not for you how many's left too many what is this guy's set free what's going on you've got the sword stuck behind your back you're floating this is the worst fight ever this is supposed to be easy I think most of my guys that just ended up killing themselves chase him down chase him down stab him in the back it's easy nice that's better you can get upgraded to my most honorable man of my least-favorite men if you kill this guy come on you've got to be faster than a bard or it's just gonna kill himself run him to the other guy I see that I see the strategy anymore there's one more where is he sneaky little blighter how are you gonna tackle this without killing yourself huh okay never mind he just fell haha weirdest victory ever oh look at this wonky eye versus wonky eye okay we're staying for this one but we cannot how many is that one two three four that's eight I can only afford three how is that fair I'm gonna have to choose things that fly so I'm gonna do just a load of Al Curry's you are you aren't up to par with our Lord Lord wonky I don't hit those okay they've hit two okay this is probably a bad choice actually go forth my pretties you've got double swords they're very weak yeah you've got this look at them taking them apart piece by piece you think you can challenge me when I've got send your wonky eye why do I keep calling in that it's Lord wonky eye you know what I mean easy dub and there you have it how many levels does this have there's so many traffic jam tree mammoths shoot the cow sounds interesting what's the last one final destination mammoth ah that sounds great but guys unfortunately I'm gonna have to leave our tubs experience for today here I thoroughly enjoy this game it's a lot of fun I hope you do too if 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Length: 22min 8sec (1328 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 16 2019