GIANT MAMMOTH vs ZEUS! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

ha that's right welcome back into totally accurate battle simulator now the reason I'm saying welcome back because we have played this before but it was a very long time ago and that was kind of a demo version but today the full version well almost the full version is finally out but if you don't know what totally accurate battle simulator is basically you create two teams of wacky crazy individuals and just make them fight to the death and see you in it's a lot of fun that there is a campaign mode so you kind of have to give you've got limited resources and limited amount of people that you can use to try and beat a predetermined army but the real fun today is gonna land in sandbox so what should we pick tribal tribal sandbox all that looks cool I like that so this is menu you've got so normally there would be a predetermined army on the right-hand side but we're creating our own Wars today so down here you've got different classes I'm gonna give you a load of clubbers first so they're kind of like a cracker real caveman kind of class and if you've got two swords wait wait wait wait wait wait what is this what are they holding are they holding fire you guys okay just you get idea of how it works I'm gonna hit start we have a slow-mo button as well so we can just kind of chill out and see what happens check out all the action it looks like I might have chosen clubbers Oh No always gonna get smacked Oh straight down I think I've chosen a class which doesn't actually do anything oh my goodness is so violent so violent I've set them up for a massacre look at him getting chased oh no what have I done he's celebrating he's well we're happy with himself look at him oh no there's only two left these guys get absolutely destroyed here we go get him get him jump do it I always try to run for the trees that isn't gonna work well maybe it will work you've fallen over the rock what are you doing sir you're okay he's climbing the tree okay that did actually work he's confused all of them and now he's confused himself I don't I don't think the Bard's do much in self-defense he's got about 15 clubbers coming to Club his head there we go oh he missed the first one missed yep yep second one hit though oh wait is that one more where is this guy is he used the trees he has there he is now he's gonna die very very quickly quick stab to the back of he's good so you get how it works now let's create each side and let's have a look and discover what on earth we have here we've got cats bottle the king you know he's massive you know what this do protect the king so the king is gonna be on either side on the furthest side of each of the arena's - Zeus we can have Zeus as well let's give each one a zoo s' let's give each one a minor tour I thought - all wasn't meant to be half human that guy he doesn't look half human he looks full bull what else have we got ice archers let's have a row of each there we go berserkers got a couple of those around there we go I'm gonna try and make it kind of even or at least try to UM shield bearers we could have a few shield bearers here and a few shield bearers here it's a little bit weak on the left-hand side so let's go for stoner yeah okay so they're a little bit more powerful on the left let's hit start whoa okay oh my goodness the Zeus is are really powerful so is the - or the - or is going in we've only got Zeus's minor tours and Kings left oh I love - orders sent by the king oh dude the Kings are actually really really good their swords are huge they're having a little cuddle over here they're making friends slap him get him Oh him from his legs upwards dude what have we got to Zeus's and two kings it's the Red King fallen he hasn't but the Zeus has oh he's missed oh he got her in the toe death bite oh wow I was quite the battle jeez let's change map let's change your different once we go I'm anxious as to ancient sandbox what does it mean if you don't have the sandbox oh there's like buildings and stuff okay that's kind of cool wow that's busy oh I like this one I wonder if they can fall off the edge let's find out let's do bone made sounds pretty good for mages 300 what else is 300 I can't want to go equals vs equals potions cellar let's do those so let's do a load of those and then some bone mages and let's see what happens what hold on a second I need to play that back I'm going slow mo what happened then what did they do absolutely destroyed them they use the power of plants Wow guys rip okay the bone mages are proving to be quite powerful let's go for weight bow meters three hundreds I think we need something with range let's do some snake arches snake arches first is uh okay that works that Daphne works are the snakes are the snakes you're attacking them yes he's got like three snakes at his feet oh they got him Oh are they constricted him they bite him in the pot ones got him squaring the butt cheek oh my goodness these snakes are taking over the Reds one the snake arches though they're pretty good I just want to see how they initially fire though do they just fire them out of there arrows they do right we know those the most powerful okay snake archers versus two minor tours I think this is gonna be the play right now oh they - real fast but the snakes are clinging on the snakes are doing their job are they gonna fall off this one's dangling over the edge I don't know if he's gonna let him go our dudes know the snakes are powerful real powerful they are grabbing him by the heads though the minor tours are coming in strong I think they might fall off the edge you know I think they won I think they won the minor tools stay standing and they win dude these guys are powerful now I saw in the trailer somewhere the we can all there it is but you yeah mammoth a guy like that could be from the same family so let's pit two minor tools are just deleted one two minor tours versus one mammoth and let's see what happens Oh I think Oh mammoth you okay man before you do him you body-slamming them what is this mammoth just crush them both I don't even sure this guy is dead but y'all areas yeah he's definitely dead okay so how many mammoths versus Zeus okay yeah Zeus has got no chance he just got absolutely plowed why the mammoth so good how many Zeus's does it take to take down a mammoth let's do one two three four and then one at the back must do five Zeus's versus a mammoth that's pretty powerful the mammoth is tanking it he's literally just standing on all of them this guy is insane he's taking Zeus's lightning bolts and doesn't even care it touches him with the end of his tusks and kills him crazy how much is a mammoth 2240 what else is that powerful Zeus is a 2,000 and he can't even beat fire and he can beat five of them that's insane scarecrow all these ones look hilarious let's do wheelbarrow haha wait a second wait a second three for the price of one don't mind if I do go into battle my friends take down the mammoth throw your tomatoes take your operas and destroy him okay I think the mammoth might have plowed through at least five of them where are you going son no no where you going that's the wrong way yeah I don't think these guys are ready they're really not in there just throwing spuds at him oh they won who knew apples and spuds and tomorrows were so powerful okay rip mammoth looks like the wheelbarrows are actually pretty powerful what about a whole team of wheelbarrows versus a whole team of wheelbarrows let's go 8000 versus 8000 let's do this yes this guy's flying over the top he's going for the aerial attack the afros collides but it looks like they're doing pretty well they kind of deploy each other one has Forks 1/2 tomatoes and then it just gets a little bit crazy this guy's just got off the edge Oh dance why where are you going what's going on here bye oh my goodness people are flying around all over the place I have no idea who's winning but blue keeps ramming himself off the edge this guy is real happy that he's just involved with a tomato oh geez where did that come from Oh what are you doing it's raining blue guys oh and red guys never mind that boy was stupid as each other is anyone alive yep we got tomato guy at the back through a tomato and just fell over oh oh I think he's the last guy look at him he's like hey come here boy would you stab all right mustache semi I froze how stupid what just clobber him in the back of the head with a tomato I'm not sure this is the best fight I've ever seen is not that epic gone smash in his head you missed you missed real bad the uppercut and then he just dies he's used all his energy in that uppercut you idiot oh no oh no Henry Henry's clinging on for dear life he doesn't quite know what to do erik has gone as well he doesn't oh wait did he die yeah I think he just gave up or he took an apple to the dome not too sure this game is chaos look at this one it's called Pharma it's called like crops and stuff everywhere let's choose what haven't we done yeah this too chieftain looks like he's swinging the double axes it's for some spear throwers at the back over here at least oh oh oh okay that is that is quite the spear you are going to throw at these guys he's ready for a look at him he's like ready to go oh okay I match your long spear with five long Spears haybailer oh come on come on now at least they're being constructive with their hey I mean it could be worse let's also put them with a team of scarecrows hold on a second I think they're floating they're gonna be really powerful they're 11,000 on the left we need something more powerful on the right priests priests could work let's do something priests over there is put a catapult right at the back oh this is turning into quite the epic battle of wits and weapons valkyrie is put some Valkyries over there whoa we employed angels it seems pretty imbalanced but let's hit start and see what Oh what is happening here why are they attacking their own thing take down their bails the Valkyries are coming in the Scarecrow's are pretty much the same as the Valkyries I have no idea what's going on but there's literally bodies everywhere oh my goodness the scarecrows aren't even doing anything wait are they just like straight up scarecrows dude okay it was unbalanced but the Blues have won easily easy-mode why are they stopping their own catapult half of the team we're attacking themselves and they still won I want to try out the long ship as well let's do long ship versus long ships see what they do see how they handle things okay they throw at each other and then then it just crushes them all good job guys well done that was a terrible fight get out of here Oh for this one we're using the Viking sandbox I want to send where are they where you at the head butters I want to do like a team of head butters in a line against the team of head butters in a line let's see what happens here we go I need some epic music this guy has a massive head and we go oh oh they're going in they've got about magical powers they just fly towards each other oh this is a mess look at them look at them go how many people have died I think the Blues have got this they're swinging with their hands as well a red comes in out of nowhere and they gets back Wow how about instead of having them like that we have them in two lines this is like some Game of Thrones stuff right here wait for me wait for me wait for me wait for me don't launch yet I want to see it here we go here we go beautiful absolutely beautiful got up as well I got they'll kill each other this is insane this out she doesn't like game her phone this is crazy if only the fights and the big war against the White Walkers and everyone else was as epic as this good job Reds what's a jar he's wearing like the head of something he's beheaded I guess so anything crazy we kind of haven't tried I guess like some ice arches would be good night we haven't tried the night they're looking pretty cool and then a bar on each side just to cheer on each other's team because they they don't do anything else I'm gonna put one bone mage over here because they feel like the bone mages are actually really strong yeah he's frozen he's been attacked oh okay the poem mage has been taken out instantly these Knights are crazy their shields are so big they just flip people oh my goodness took him out by the legs watch this here we go here he comes he's swinging he swung so hard is swung too hard he's completely missed his chance what are you doing sir he's just gonna stand there and take it here we go oh right in the back there anyone left I'll know it's the bard the bards all by himself he has no weapons he doesn't even want to fight but he's the last one standing the Knights are kind of slow hah this is like the worst most anticlimactic chase ever goodbye Bart he's met the wall see you later buddy Oh yep yep yep I'm doing it I'm doing it and he's got to like 10,000 and something there we go equal each side hay bales collide oh my goodness is so laggy and so laggy it's just although tumescent haters slapping each other in the face what is this one doing are you okay oh no they're falling they're starting to fall I think this guy this guy's had too much oh the Blues dominated that how job lads well done you bundled your hey tighter than everyone else we didn't really the potion here that much did we let's do potion here versus potion heir only three of them so I want to see what happens okay it just it just depends on who hits the other one first it has died is he taking he's taking like poison damage this is the worst dodgeball game I've ever seen or what it hits Blues are dead took him out though water shot Wow okay so they poison good to know what if I put loads of them here and then grab myself a single mammoth go and take these potions and they come oh he's turned into a whole pile of green but I think the mammoths got this you know after one wave he just comes in who stomps them all the mammoth is Opie he's cut he's covered through it oh okay maybe not he's dead that the mammoth is dead and just to finish things off we're going mammoth army vs. mammoth army I'm still not quite sure how these guys attack but we're gonna do it anyway it's got a headbutt that guy the middle is well squished Oh No what have I created none of the ones at the back can get through this is awful I don't like it it's kind of make it is unsettling me this guy's on top though this guy's flipped out though they're all just lying on top of each other dead this guy just got crushed in the madness this guy has no idea what he's doing woah how do you do that this isn't even on slow mode I'm not touching anything is just the slowest fight ever as they head by each other in the face I think there's yeah Reds have done it good job guys I need to do this as my final thing I think I've said that like five times already where are the ones I want halflings I want one halfling versus the mammoths you've got this buddy you're half the size of everyone else but you can do it you've got this Oh died instantly what about a whole team of them that's right a whole team of tiny people don't underestimate them I'm gonna put it up to the same amount of points and here we go it's gonna be a little bit laggy because there's a lot of tiny people here oh no they're flinging themselves at them and just dying instantly yeah I think they're all dead there's one guy in the back still having a great time although it's one versus five again it was good knowing you what about two teams of halflings what do they even do do they even do damage this kind of flop each other and die and then slap each other about a bit I mean what is going on here they're floating they're grabbing each other to remind me of gang beasts and look at their feet what's going on with you what are you doing what are you doing how are you floating like that yeah look at that feet ill oh man it's like a mosh pit these guys these guys are going off see you later what is happening I think the Blues have got this there's only three Reds left I don't know how they're killing each other but they did it well done blues there you go that is totally accurate battle simulator I haven't seen anything more accurate than this if there's any like war heroes out there looking to plan their next move their next attack definitely use this and see what would happen especially if you're coming up against people with wheelbarrows apples giant mammoths then this is your program you're good you'll be fully prepared guys hope you enjoyed this revisits you a game that has now just launched the link to it is in the description below it's still in the early access phase so they're gonna be adding more things there's currently three classes in here that don't have any troops at all so they're gonna add those soon if you enjoyed this video then please leave a like that we greatly appreciate it subscribe if you are brand new so you don't miss 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Length: 19min 32sec (1172 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 01 2019