Prince Harry (funny roast) - Royal Variety Performance 2015/16

welcome to the Royal Albert Hall for the hundred and third Royal Variety Performance in the presence of His Royal Highness Prince Henry of Wales the show is in aid of the Royal Variety Charity of which Her Majesty the Queen is patron His Royal Highness is introduced to lori mansfield vice president of the charity and chairman giles cooper the money raised from tonight's event provides the charity with funds to help those people from the world of entertainment in need of care of the sisters as His Royal Highness makes his way into the hall Beverley Knight prepares to lead the national anthem Beverly stands on stage amidst the line of target fairs throwing the British guard uniform the audience are standing ladies and gentlemen please welcome your host for this evening mr. Jack Whitehall pyrotechnics explode at the front of the stage the huge rippling British flag is projected onto the stage backdrop the tuxedo wearing Jack Whitehall steps out lights sweep around the venue ladies and gentlemen good evening and welcome to the biggest night in showbiz the Royal Variety Performance 2015 extra special welcome to a man making his Royal Variety debut tonight His Royal Highness Prince Harry slamming completion took home I'm so excited to be here hosting we're already so excited as well to be doing so in front of one of my heroes Prince Harry is genuinely one of my heroes we got other Prince Harry fans in this evening wow that is the first time the Royal Box has ever been wolf-whistles I don't reckon there is a single person in this country that wouldn't like you to be put in charge just for a week we like when your parents go away on holiday and leave you the house Russian returning to risky business it would be brilliant Jack Timothy glances up at the Royal Box girl she's laughing this should have been a very long night but I put my finger on why you're so popular winter the reason you are so popular is yes yes you have done some incredible things yes you have done some amazing work for charity including setting up the amazing Invictus games you have served your country with distinction in the British Army more than any of that we look at you and we know that if you were one of our friends you'd be one of the lads there's no greater compliment I can bestow upon a man than that we look at you and we think there is the kind of guy who on a night out does not see a shopping trolley but a ride home Jetts pizzas on a guy who sneaks out of the showers and steals everyone's clothes then lays in wait with a coiled up towel for any glint of unguarded bottom the kind of guy but when a friend passes out drunk on a night out and everyone around them is losing their minds you'd be the man that steps up to that situation and takes control and goes yo guys stand back I've got this you get a sharpie you take out a camera phone you hand me that razor those eyebrows are coming with me yes ladies and gentlemen he may only be a prince but when it comes to banter all hail the king JEP salutes feelings I'm sorry shakes the clean and righteous finger Jack plays his fist against his chest and we suck at pain Terry I wasn't holes of belittling anything that you did in the army by the way that is genuinely an amazing achievement you know I mean what you did in Afghanistan for the bravery a ginger guy in that heat Wow a Victoria Cross just for stepping out the shade quince Larry tilts his head back and wipes his face jack touches his bear I think I might get on with the show now lovely to have you bit genuinely loved me to have you what an amazing show we have instance back there you know mention any names Kylie Minogue Ricky Martin and Terry yes no I only mention it and I was going to talk about it earlier but I didn't feel it was correct and now I feel like we're such good friends maybe I will I noticed this evening His Royal Highness is flying solo but if he were this evening single and looking to mingle I would like to offer up my services as the Royal wingman any of the acts that you'd like the look of I can put in a good word seriously Kacey Musgraves I could bring Little Mix you could do it you could do a live tinder from the boss Jack Swing Prince Harry White said I love Lee Svetlana from Cirque de Soleil you so nothing if that is how the evening ended with you leaving with Svetlana from Sirte solo - he's such a wonderful couple you taking her to meet your grandparents at Buckingham Palace where's a girlfriend Harry oh she's out front in the fountain again trailing her three friends and bikers bottom lip there are only very

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Length: 6min 37sec (397 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 30 2015