Okay, it's fine Rob's not gonna take over and it's It's fine that they normally disaster one person to host. Okay, don't get in your head. Yeah, you are high-profile You're a tiger I'm so excited mate. Ten years ago. We started out together. Look at this. I transfer this Yeah, me too except in my dream. You weren't there. Come on my Stop here. We are hosting the Royal Variety Performance together as a double act Rob. We are not a double act. Yes. We are my Roughly two cameras down below. We're not a double act. Yeah Wait, this is classic double act stuff on it. We are not a double act that could be our catchphrase what we not a double act what we not sorry a Double act look Rob you get a bit over each side if you don't mommy, son. I don't know offend you Yeah, okay, but you just need to be a little less Rob Beckett, yeah, but I am Rebecca. Okay, that's the most Rob Becca thing You've ever said we need to be professional be a bit grateful to be here. Ah stop you there No problem. I've been down the shop got some presents for everyone Duke and Duchess of Cambridge What does everyone want in the theatre? No matter who you are? Lovely pack of revels and piece de la resistance, yeah tea towel And at the bottom, what are we not? Say it? A double act Welcome to the London Palladium for the Royal Variety Performance in the presence of their Royal Highnesses the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge The show is in aid of the Royal Variety Charity of which Her Majesty the Queen is faithful The royal party are introduced in lori mansfield like president of the charity and its chairman Giles Cooper Before meeting some of tonight's performers Petula Clark Zizi Stalin and Charlie stem from the cast of Mary Poppins As their royal highnesses make their way into the theatre the fanfare trumpeters of the band of the Irish Guards together with actor Luke Evans lead the national anthem Please welcome your hosts for this evening. Mr. Rob Beckett and Mr. Ramesh Ranganathan. Welcome to the 2019 Royal Variety Performance the biggest and best variety show in the world. I mean I can't believe we're hosting the Royal Variety Performance. Yeah. Neither can the British public. I know what you mean Rom, it does feel a bit like it's been a booking error. Yeah, we're doing this and Ant & Dec are turning on the Christmas lights in Croydon It's a huge honor to be here to host a show at the incredible, London, Palladium Growing up in Crawley as a small Asian boy, I'd never driven on nothing. I Think I've read your bit odd you reckon To be hosts in the 107 for all variety performance 107 years of history, right? I've taken them 106 of these before they decided to brown it up Des O'Connor and Bob Monkhouse had great tans, and then they diluted it by making me host it with the whitest person on TV Rubbish stop Mon. You should be excited with the first double acted in this in years. We're not a double act Okay when you're now and watch is this just think you hosted it with your over driver? It's a pretty pretty tasteless round of applause if I'm being honest today so Why is it why is it robbing wrong? Why is it not robbing Rob? Well, they put me first and I convinced them to have you If you're happy with the double-up name, we could do something else mash our names together and be called like rangi Rank it sounds like somebody just getting my name wrong People always cants me got off. I love your mate. We're Ramesh and always put right. I say he's not my mate We just work together If you're really not happy, what about the doublet name I was thinking about calling us earlier Right Rob. We are not being called coffee and cream Cream and coffee. No, we are not cream and coffee. Okay, you might as well call ourselves Beckett and bud bud Well, they're to be fair Right before we move on any further We must mention that we are of course in the company of two very special VIP guests our mums Looking like the subs bench for loose women Softly Oh your mum zremesh your your mum's on TV with yeah. That's a shotgun. It'd be Marie of comedy But making this must be such a surreal moment for you Your son is here hosting the Royal Variety and you're technically still an illegal immigrant Fingers crossed on the paperwork It all seriousness fingers crossed. Oh, okay We are also joined by some special royal guests tonight I'm really excited about the royal party being a I've been doing some research Ramesh What research I went to Hampton Court Palace, I was there for nine hours nine hours. Yeah, but lost in the maze For the bad stuff, but for an actual joke Do you mind Sorry I'm getting carried away And do you mind introducing the Royals please? Yeah. Well, I can do that. Why can't you do it? I don't want to ruin it because when I say Duchess it sounds like when I used to work at the market You know, hello Duchess. How's it going? I see it that cheese Cheese want some strawberry such a Sounds a bit disrespectful, that's because it's disrespectful Listen it is my great honor and privilege to introduce their royal highnesses What are you doing bowing in it? No, you do that at the end of a panto Stand up straight mate you're embarrassing me. Sorry Robert Okay, as I was saying it is my great honor and privilege to introduce their Royal Highnesses the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge Your Royal Highnesses, thank you for coming out tonight your on date night that's exciting, isn't it? It's hard to get out, isn't it? You got the babysitter until midnight or 1? It's always worth the 20 quid isn't it? So light anything I mean I I know how it feels you've also like me been blessed with three kids and I imagine every morning when they come running into your bedroom, you look at their beautiful faces and you think I regret this Right Rob we've got guy agree boy. I don't know they told me earlier and someone looks official they said stand over Okay, so we've been in the center stage for it. Now. We're moving over. Yeah, that's right We have an incredible lineup of mega stars all giving up their time to support the Royal Variety charity Robbie Williams, Lewis Capaldi, Emeli sandé, Luke Evans, Frank Skinner, Cirque de Soleil, and loads loads more but to kick off the show in style We have one of the UK's biggest stars with an exclusive performance of the seasonal classic Christmas, Baby Please Come Home please welcome the magnificent Robbie Williams Thank you my mom's here tonight she's a massive fan It's got a professional this but my mom's be kind of my signing but yeah, all right, I Taste it. I never normally do what's that make up? This is it you can't do this to a show. Yeah Rob if you just leave it leave the Gray, just leave it blank. You get bit more money for eBay Do you mind introducing next act I've got let's do you mind bringing that in you're not you know rushing I fire you. You're like you're later This is not cool we don't have time for this it'll introduce the next act Yeah, we are up against a to what my dressing room. So I'm popping back to the dressing room. That's right You can you push that. Yeah, if you go, bro Miss Capaldi Frank Skinner and Britain's Got Talent winner Colin Zachary Our next act daring stunts and incredible acrobatic skills have been wowing audiences around the world Using dazzling choreography, their performances are made even more impressive given that they're all non-professional and the youngest is just 6 years old All the way here from Austria of a mind-blowing new routine, especially for tonight, please welcome Zhukov Time for our next ACT and 2019 has seen our next artist catapulted to superstar status having produced a big issue case single of the year his debut album spent six weeks at the top of the charts and Recently scored an elusive number-one single in the US we are thrilled is here tonight, please Could you welcome with his latest smash hit bruises the brilliant Lewis Capaldi? Darling days counting boots and small of a big girl or start me They'll be bet they'd all been seeking since you and feels like ooh a storm Who are being ordained also hope that you come back when you can find something Cuz here we were the Roberts who can since you'll it feels like old strong Lobbying so loving so tickets you up my mind Will I hope are never loser bruises that you left behind? Oh my lord Oh my lord. I need you for my sake There must be something in the world Whose every day it's getting colder Well, if only or could You keep my uncle Maybe I maybe y'all just being blinded by Lube writer say For we are because it's Hoover where there must be something in itself I'll be so loving so tickets you off my mind with our hope our never lose your bruises that you will be I oh My lord. Oh my lord. I need you from my sight There must be something in door To celebrate a scary cold Were there for New York good boy You keep my uncle Hmm mmm Your lower vom Knost It's your love. I'm lost in your love. I'm lost in your own sorrow feel you're so exhausted It's your love. I'm lost in your Love I'm lost in your love out lost it even though I'm nothing Even though I'm nothing. So, you know, there must be something Cuz everyday it's getting cold What if our guru You keep my iPhone cool There must be something in the world Consider it a it's getting cold What if only your could You keep my boys Ah What a night back so far you joint yourselves It's very posh here innit we see them posture in the flesh I didn't even realize I was working class Until I read an interview this posh bloke asked him all these Abhi's were he put down rowing and already as Rowan That's the world I'm coming from I'm getting bear a bit. Posh my in-laws a posh right? It's difficult adjusting. You know, it's like Kate with in-laws. Posh. I Knew they were posh because the first time we round their ounce They offered me a cup of tea in a normal house milk or sugar you aren't so you get a cup of tea I'll go around there. They said breakfast start old gray. I plan it too just that lunch Do you know what to say I wouldn't round a week later their mother-in-law offered me a red bush I nearly fainted What house is getting more middle-class though because my wife lives there and She got people coming over can you put the towels away? Oh and I have there on the banister, that's where they go Now I've got half posh kids half knot they sound like me and my wife so back daddy, please grab some water I shall not alternative But it's funny when they say something I would say in a posh voice no, but like dad stop mugging me off Melt I Took the kids to visit my parents old school working-class But that was a lorry driver dad's a cab driver went round there mums in the front room Where's dad when he's in the cab? Well, why should we don't feel well? So why is he there? She went well, you know his life insurance pays out more if he's at work He's getting a bit older now those Saudis I'd taken to your dad his cataracts done both eyes and I had to pick him up from the hospital We don't like me picking him up anywhere cuz I'll drive an automatic. I never did gears. He's never forgiven me Picked me always come out with like the erm bandage on it's not but yeah bandit old bandage I can't sit if you've both eyes right get them in the car. I've got Gabrielle plan for Laughs try and lift the mood We drive it home and I panic a bit when I'm driving roundabouts not very good at them because I know there's a rule But when I get there I panic so what I do is I get in the middle lane wait for someone to come on the inside and when they go I accelerate and screw it Not had an accident so far Anyways, we get home bandaged Parallel space I can't get it. I'm in I'm out. I'm in I'm out He's getting more and more annoyed. Right the neighbors are looking twitching and stuff like that I'm trying to in and I can't do it eventually those get out Well goes get out. I'll do it. But that you can't see, you know, you can you still can't park it So I got out because I'm the kind of person who will watch their blind dad trump a car So anyway, I don't know how he did it pure Concentration, right it got in there. I don't know how but he did it in one right? I don't know He did it so you weren't looking Just muscle memory a space he's parked in. He is in one bang straight in just using Pisa sense. Boom I've never seen him up here. He slammed the door and went to me you are an embarrassment Next door's garden Stay tuned for performances from Mabel Harry Connick jr. And the cast of Mary Poppins It's been an incredible year for our next performer only has she achieved the biggest selling single by British female artist She's also amassed a phenomenal 300 million views on YouTube joining us to perform the monster hit. Don't call me up It's Mabel Underneath the vital lights shining have a good time cuz I'm gonna Call me up when you're Losing control Babe So don't call me Following a sold-out stand-up tour of the UK and on the eve of a London run in the New Year We are delighted to introduce a comedy legend, please welcome the one and only Frank Skinner Hey, Laurel Variety Performance, I Hey yes, I Too think I was working at Birmingham app or just about 25 years ago. I was I worked on the check-in desk At Birmingham Airport, I can still remember the day I left emotional moment said to the guys look it's been great working with you I'm gonna miss you all look after yourselves and you know ma Nagar Good job you clapped. I'd have done that for ten minutes So this is not my first royal engagement I did the Queen's 92nd birthday party recently that wall played. Ukulele at that one think yourselves lucky And I was very excited. I got home. I said to my partner. Guess what I'm gonna play Ukulele for the Queen's 92nd birthday parties at the Royal Albert Hall. The royal family will be there be fantastic I said do you want to come she said? Who else is on? We had a small row Not too big wouldn't want anyone to see one of our big rows when me and my partner have one of our big rows I think if someone watched us it would be like watching a band in concert Because we start off with some new stuff And then we start rolling out our greatest hits That's the applause of recognition, isn't it? So I grew up in the West Midlands which is lovely play oh no nothing all Must have given their cleaners tickets Different kind of a childhood Tia Martin child, you know, we didn't have the Xbox's and stuff like that We had don't we had to make our own toys? I had I used to use this this this is old-fashioned not involved here This was the pleasure I got from this as a kid. You wouldn't believe it What I would do is every time the fairground came For me we wait for me and go Beyond the big way and I'd wait were on the top of the big wheel and just go Worked every time The other thing that you still have to do as a kid I used to do this a lot I went everywhere like this On an imaginary horse cuz I love the cowboy films and stuff, and I had a few mates as well small posse Everywhere I never walked anywhere always on imaginary horseback and the road I lived in our side of the road was council houses and The other side was privately owned So we never went over there with it. We didn't feel welcome. So we would just ride up and down looking across And we'd see the kids in the private houses on they'd be in the street and they'd be on their imaginary horses But they'd be doing dressage I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. Don't get me So I'd like to leave you with another Story from growing. I'm gonna stab it all down in my early 20s I used to go to working men's clubs used to watch the variety bills. It was a bit like this tonight little bit I went to a place called the barn social club in Austin. I don't know if any of you were familiar with it And a Guy came on he was a singer and he came on he was the classic he had that curly perm and the red shoes and He did that song. You're just too good to be true Knt now the thing with that song I don't if you remember there's a really high B in the middle the brass comes in And you've got to be you've got to hit a big oh pretty and the thing is you have to start down here You used to give yourself somewhere to go plan ahead You've got do you? Okay, so this guy came on full of confidence. You're just too We all everyone went you'll never make it He's a nightmare about that Homme went round the room we couldn't look two people left they couldn't handle it We finally got to the brass pit in the middle bladder I had one woman say to her husband. You got a stop it day if he said it's too late The old lady actually took my hand We were all their tents and he got to the dirt dirt dirt dirt And I swear this singer won Friendly return spellbinding performances from Cirque du Soleil and Hollywood star Luke Evans Our next act is a renowned star of the West End having starred in Miss Saigon and rent He also lit up the big screen in The Hobbit the girl on the train and as Gaston in Disney's Beauty and the Beast here tonight to perform love is a battlefield from his debut album at last please welcome the sensational Luke Evans We are strong no one can tell us we're wrong Searching our hearts for so long Love is our battle field Then making me stay Why do you love me so bad He could help me to know you are stand in your way I can't tell you why but I love and I'm chained by your side Now Will you turn either way I'll touch it So it's to feel there It's thirty years in Cirque de Soleil made their debut here in the UK and since then they've become a Royal Variety favorite Yes tonight We have a performance that defies belief and will have you quite literally watching through your fingers from their latest show Lucia Which opens at the Royal Albert Hall in January, please welcome cert the SIL ace Alexi gullible Romesh yeah Romesh yep, as you only have you uh, have you breathed out yet not Should we do it together on free. Yeah well, too You do it I look like ass like this eating a sheep Okay, you may be wondering why Robin I dress like this Well, Alexa here is very kindly said he's going to show us how to be a contortionist. So Funny about that guys We put it on the box this place, okay. There we go right Okay, so Rob you're up first night, yes, good. Okay. Do you think I only get this right look bendy? No, okay Do you think I could be bending with the right training? No, it's really okay, right? For the self-confidence here and any advice like what should I do with warm up and do some stretching stretching? Yeah It's a bit of that not that much You are I'm gonna pick out the job gonna Give you me are you having this long? Are you Alexis? Okay, try going right. So you stretch, okay Yeah, and make good luck. All right, I Thought I'd get a bit more word but it's fine Well, it's not shot alright I get there I mean Yeah, I'm gonna get in my now Rob, alright it's small in here Yes, yes my oh yeah, I'm in my mate is so cramped in it so dark, isn't it it's awful Sound like you're in a box. Oh, I'm in the box. Alright mate, don't you worry about that? Shipping address on that box After the break the cast of Mary Poppins and a very special performance from Emily Sunday Next up we have one of the country's best loved comedy performers is about to embark on her new stand up tour She's also a hugely talented actor who delighted us in Derek bad move and after life get up for the wonderful Carrie Gulliver This is very glamorous doing it is a lot of glamour lot of glamour in the room It's very there's a lot of pressure on women to We get quite dressed up some pretty spectacular outfits here tonight. It's a lot of pressure I mean, I got my roots done earlier in the week because I'm still thirsty looked like I was wearing a tiny hat. I Am There's so much pressure on us. A lot of it comes from magazines a lot of stuff We get told what to do and we're from magazines. I was reading in a woman's magazine Recently, it said women that are over the age of 30. You should really be using an eye cream right right We're on board I know I was not holding home So I went to one of the department stores, you know, the really big department stores. We're on the ground floor. All the scientists are One of them and I found one she was she had a white coat on she was definitely a medic I Said well. Hello. I'd like some eye cream, please and she went. Okay what eye cream. Are you currently using in your eye cream regime? Because some women just shimmy when they speak don't they Creamy you can't reuse thing in you're on a cutting ratio. I said, I'm not using any look look at my face She Changed she went a bit Ray Winstone if I'm on is she I Said I'm 45. Um, I'm sorry So cross your 45 and you've got an eye cream actually It's very difficult to know how to respond to such a sophisticated sales strategy, isn't it? I'm quite enjoying ageing. I'm not worrying about little things about appearance so much. Like I will never wear a boob tube ever again That's quite a liberating thing to just be sure off, isn't it? Maybe is it hair band? Nothing else I'm enjoying myself go in a great many ways I went on a barge in Holliday earlier this year and walk rocks and socks for three straight days Never felt more alive I Try not follow fashion because there's no point although I have gone for the jumpsuit which is the outfit of the evening I think you might notice Involved to be honest in a jumpsuit, I get the appeal because you feel like a winner in a jumpsuit You're like you do think she didn't know you could do Walking around like in the middle aged baby grow It always ends badly If you go on a night out in a jumpsuit always in the same way you sat on the toilet crying drunk in your bra I've been to the loo for four hours. I can't get out So I've got kids as well. They get very excited this time of year that they're kids. They're very They're not conducive to being laid-back children They get very wound up around parenting quite triggered by parenting My son had a day off school earlier this week because he had an allergic reaction to a bath bomb You can't argue with that really you couldn't well with Naga we would not know perfectly reasonable response I sent him to school anyway the next day and uh He didn't feel well, they rang me mid morning. They were like he's not Well, you're gonna have to come and get him. I went. Oh, yes, cuz he drank a bath bomb She said why did you let him do that? What a stupid question? My daughter's got a phone now she goes to secondary school, so she's got her own phone cuz they will want a phone She's been campaigning for a phone from when she was younger I wasn't keen on her having one when she was too young, but now she's at secondary school I said, you know, I want to track her so I said you can have one And she's been after one for a long time I was arguing about it She was like what were you when you had your first phone? I said 28 On that argument It's hard to explain to people life before like, you know, I didn't grow up with the mobile focus I didn't explain to young people that are used to them life before but if you you know before Emojis, if you wanted to flirt with someone you had to take an aubergine out with you, didn't you? Market Rams a nightclub The right pane she loves it she loves her phone kids love their but we all love our phones But kids really it's not living with Gollum now. I love my precious well mother She loves doing FaceTime kids like to him FaceTime degree I use it as a phone but she's like now I want to do I can't I get the appeal because she's young She's got a young face. I Want to do FaceTime, so I don't want to look at my face Let me get very distracted by the other face either guy Stop saying I do get I'm trying I'm trying to be you know, cuz it's Christmas time So I'm trying to be a bit calmer But it gets just drawn into the silliest argument slide around with him recently in the supermarket I was like bombing it around filling up the basket getting all the gear and My daughter said to me no, ma'am. We don't like pasta shells. We only like pasta bows Bows the pipes the shells You don't give a toss about shape when it's chocolate, do ya? Earlier this year Singer/songwriter Emeli Sandé released her latest hit album real-life one of the songs from the album written by Emily is particularly personal Research suggests that every year one in four of us will experience a mental health problem So also become more recognized that music can create a positive impact on our mental well-being One such quarter from Manchester have embraced this idea and are helping change people's lives through singing So tonight hoping to share the message that you are not alone. Please welcome Emily Sunday and the be vocal choir Whoa Are you scared? You are But next spectacular performances from the cast of Mary Poppins and Britain's Got Talent winner Colin Thackeray It's a huge pleasure to introduce one of our most beloved musicals Which has recently opened to rave reviews back in the West End this magical multi award-winning production tells the story of the world's favorite nanny with a special Supercalifragilistic performance, please. Welcome ZZ Strahl and Charlie stare Petula Clark and the cast of Mary Poppins Chim chiminey chim. Chiminey chim chim Tarrou a does what I likes and I liked what I do Today And I see you can see a Streamers an artist of highest degree and it sold me and world from the unmanned Mori Seiki one pull I can no doubts innovate anywhere MARY POPPINS It's nice to see you. But well, I must how you do looks well. How does he know you? Know you you've only just arrived I wasn't warned one minute before I walked into your house. Michael Banks How do you met these two birds? I've seen him running about chasing a kite isn't a real kite. Hmm So what you up to? I thought we could play our next game What's game a visit to some polls that's got a game if she says it's a game She's got someone in mind you can be certain of that best foot forward Tapas tuppence tuppence our back Feet the bossa Hablo, women don't point and for your information she is not in the least horrible, but she's just a bundle of rags When will you learn to look past what you see? HD to the steeps offsuit Old board woman comes in hot especially to the people she Come by my back Show them you care and you'll be glad that you do But your mom's are hurry. The nests are so bad All it takes is tops Thapa burns What are you doing I'm going to give her my six then what's a waste that's a matter of opinion Yeah one bag, please Save your sixpence And listen listen she's calling to you The top of Hopper's Go on Tapas Darling it's alright Mommy's here You know Sometimes you'd almost think at all But can Willoughby really talk, of course he can stain him to stop this the problem now come along I can't stand here all day talking shop talking shop. What's a silly expression? There's nothing silly about it in the least What do you buy in a talking shop? Conversations of course, so there's no such thing as a talking shop remember Anything can happen Good day to you. Mrs. Cory. Well, well, well if it isn't Mary Poppins with Jane and Michael Banks No, Mary Poppins. What can I do feel? Well, I just want an ounce of conversation 15 come on take your Jane. You can choose seven Good conversation out to them Michael your turn seven more And Now what words can we make Off her ass 11 You know, you can always use the same letter more than once now let me see Unless I'm very much mistaken I think it's going to prove rather useful one when trying to express oneself is frankly quite To find the word Because Check your breath before you speak in case its halitosis You know, you can't say it backwards which is Very odd to You I see I see clubs Oh, I Performance a man who became a star earlier this year the tender age of 89 Having joined the army at 15 this Chelsea pensioner went on to serve his country For 25 years in the 45th regiment of the Royal Artillery Skip forward nearly 50 years later and after initially entering Britain's Got Talent as a dare his moving Performances went on to win over the hearts of the entire country with a very special performance Please give the warmest of welcomes to this year's Britain's Got Talent winner the inspirational Kannan Thackeray Oh That makes Please welcome back to the stage, Romesh, Ranganathan Your Royal Highnesses, I'm sure that you're used to being recognized International events by delegates etc. I recently got recognized at Chessington World of Adventures I've got recognized as one of the I was one of one of those slow rides that goes across the top of the pop I got recognized from the ground Scuse me scuse me. Can we can we get a photo? can we get a photo when you come down I said of course because I'm a legend man other people I Get off the ride. I Go up to the family as I'm walking up to the family the mum of the family turns to a husband and goes It's not him And then I walk up to the family and they just stand there staring at me like I'm the one that wants to fight with them a Week in a room. We are we gonna do this photo the dad said, I know you're not who we thought you were You said Ramesh I said, yeah, I'm rubbish we just went now Had to show them ID Listen I take we take the kids away quite a lot. We we we alternate between Butlins and center parks, that's our family flex and I don't if you've been to either a nice places But Butlins has got a lot more. Thank you very much Whistling because you've heard a word you recognize well done good for you Eddy set the parks fans in Nice if you've been to centre parts You will know right you have to book your accommodation And then you've got a book the activities that you want your kids doing the activities cost so much money, right? There cost shed loads of money and I'm looking at these activities and I'm thinking I don't know What my kids want to do in a few months time. I don't know what they want to do later on today, right? Ask them shall I get the help she let's see what they want to do And I look one of my sons and he's put his finger up his bum and his asking his brother to smell it I don't think he can tell me whether I should put archery in June I Mean I I did the Royal Variety Performance a few years ago and I spoke very honestly about my children During that set and I assumed that people Knew that. I was just a comedian and I'm messing about but no it turns out people took me seriously Because I'll be out and about with my family Just trying to enjoy an afternoon with my wife and children or someone will come up to us and go which ones are more on Then is it this one? What's he crying for and that Is very offensive all right because it's that one Still ahead incredible performances from the canny Masons plus Robbie Williams and Jamie Cullum Having made their world variety debut in 2015 with the play that goes wrong mischief theatres have gone on to enjoy Phenomenal global success play that goes wrong. It sounds like nightmare did it? Going wrong now. No, it's supposed to go. Well the play yeah. Yeah. It's a play that goes wrong. Why'd you want that? because it's fuck it suck at this part of the show that I Do like previews where they work it out and any mistakes a iron out for the run? No, they're not supposed to iron out them. So the whole thing is that it's supposed to go wrong so how do you know if it's gone well This link okay. Alright so tonight ahead that's and I was to be with it Wednesday noon Rob. Do you know is the link that goes wrong? Oh, yeah. Yeah go Tonight ahead of the opening at the Larry theater and so for next year They're back with an extract from their latest comedy following a group of six-year-olds through school adolescence and adulthood So, please give it up for the cast of grown-ups Settle down, please Now this week year to yellow group have been working very hard on some presentations about their weekends Good morning, yellow group And my parents live at the office These week and they came to visit me where I live with my oppa Francesca She says I am an old form Terri blur On Saturday. We went to see the dressage with the horses two of the horses are mine Daddy says I have to go to state school to learn to be equal with the poor Mommy says it's called a state school because it's a right State Hello, my name is Artie This weekend I play dressing up my favorite costume Is mummy's bras? Is that mr. Patterson watch all this disgrace, I'm Archie's mom What's always shouting Ronald? I'm trying to do my hair Stinky and it was in the corridor Mommy said I'd let myself down I was still proud anyway My daddy and he said to even though he shouldn't be he was impressed Extra classes on Saturdays because he is naughty Miss Mary is teaching me our boundaries for example to play of our class hamster You must not stroke our class hamster like this Weekend My spelling test on the bridge because I got 10 out of 10, I always get 10 out Its plate is a madhouse. I need a drink I am Katie's dad It's only 11. Don't I know it Sam? You must stay downstairs because Pam and I need to clean the bedroom, yes, daddy And daddy clean the bedroom they are very loud They cannot decide who should have the mop give it to me You can't keep your so much dirtier than my wife Better cleaning that Pam and the always wins cause you always finishes first About this weekend my mummy came home early and she saw how clean the room was What I'm seeing in our bedroom no, it's not what it looks like Gail, please Listen, I can give to playing naughty words what you have to say. Get out scrubber out of our house How much more of this I can take where are my pills you don't need those pills what do you naughty word? No, you naughty word naughty word head Currently receiving standing ovations at London's Phoenix Theatre this next musical tells the true story of 7,000 air passengers who were grounded in Canada in the hours and days that followed 9/11 when a small Newfoundland community opened their arms to these travelers a truly inspiring journey begins Please welcome the cast of the Tony and Olivier award-winning come from away On the Northeast Tippin North America on an island Cardinal for that is an airport now used to be one of the biggest Airports in the world and next to it. There's a counter Eric and Airlines have the prettiest plane So I applied as a flight engineer But the world war two pilots they all complain. They said girls shouldn't be in the cockpit. Hey lady Hey, baby Eh, why don't you grab us a drink and the flight attendants wore not my friends back? then They'd and he said are you better? the world world war pilots They retired an the girls thought much higher of me They can get their own drinks On the Northeast HIPAA North America and an island Cardinal Finland is an airport the next to it is a town called gander tonight we honor what was lost that we also commemorate what we This only shanty Ranga day for everyone So You enjoyed the not so far. I'm having a brilliant time. It's fantastic. I love it. Yes, great. Thank you. How we doing? All right you're doing Really really well Yeah, I'm enjoy okay is somebody over this side as well, yeah Okay, I can't You mean what you mean you can improve a bit Okay, yeah looks great smarten, you know, he told me that he had a personal trainer I think You still look the same Well, that's just me, but well, thank you, thank you so much for coming along tonight mom. It's great for my self-esteem One of the most important nights of my career Now From my family to one who do enjoy working together Last year the nation was captivated by classical cellist Shako Ken a Mason spellbinding performance of a play on the Rev right here on the Royal Variety stage It turns out Sheikh who isn't the only gifted member of the family joining forces with six siblings I set up brahmic Anya Jenna bar, Amin Atta and Mary a to to perform char - bye Monty, please Welcome the supremely talented Kara Mason's Coming up the sensational Harry Connick jr. And a show-stopping Our next two award-winning performers have played to sold-out audiences all around the world including America Australia and the UK. They're also about to embark on another nationwide tour next year They're the rising stars of musical comedy who also happened to be sisters making their raw variety debuted here tonight And their family must be incredibly proud, please welcome Flo and Joan Hello, thank you so much for having us here this evening. We are Flo and Joan we are sisters We have the same mom and dad. Mmm What are the questions that we get asked the most is are you really real sisters? Lots of people would say because you don't look the same. Are you sure your real sisters as we've written them a song? Yes Yeah, we do this we've been doing this for a while which means that we have to spend a lot of our time together Whether we want to or not But even despite this, we actually we went on holiday together recently to Disneyland Which was amazing because we're two adult women doing very well, and we're very happy. Thank you Yeah, it was me it was so cool it was we got there we were staying at one of their hotels and the The hotel guy like took us up to our room was I would put you in the Little Mermaid suite and we're like that amazing That's the best film and he opened the door and in the middle of the room There was a massive double bed shaped like a clown We're like, we think there's been a thing. There's been a mistake. We we put two single beds with single clan girls here We don't want this and he was like no. No, it's okay. It's okay. We've upgraded you Congratulations, miss and miss Dempsey. All right That's not all no, it's no we're sisters news like it's okay you can love who you love in Disneyland We agree very much on both of that thank you for saying it out loud, but we're not married We don't do that stuff and he's like, okay. Well, I won't tell Jafar and he closed the door and he left And we were kind of a bit miffed that he Refused to believe us given that he lives in a world where he thinks his boss is a giant mouse Who thinks that we're lying to ourselves about our sharing parents so we came home and we wrote this song When my true truths are called into question Because facts are no more a suggestion it can leave me down in every single thing. I know But one thing I know is myself My brain belongs to me and nobody so I remind myself of what I know to be true. I what I do Yes Needy people work in lush I'm at medium people buy stuff from lush My mind is a place. I don't wanna be in. I know that back sees my dad cuz I never see him Yeah, you can run your mouth and you can disagree, but I know what I know and it's true to me I know that those who can't do teach And those who can't teach go back to their old school to teach When a person's value should be placed on cars and wealth and I don't believe in legends except for myself. I See ghosts when I sleep at night leave their combat a while more pronounced prosciutto, right? It's a its approach Things should get married and call themselves out Birkin Engelbert Humperdinck Believe in fairytales because reality Scary I don't barely cats. I don't feel any children. I don't believe for news I do believe women and I believe that Mickey and Minnie are in a loveless marriage and their theme parks are a scam Who shop in the M&M store about in bed The Queen has to Your mom can finally be proud of very puppets you can Disagree, but I know When it's true to me and I know that knowledge is power and power can be bought and so can a Seven-night stay in a double clamp it with your sister So like over 28 million albums our next performer is among the most celebrated jazz musicians of his generation he sings composes and acts a genuine Triple Threat Making his Royal Variety debut with the title track from his latest album. True. Love a celebration of Cole Porter its Harry Connick jr Hi everybody, how are you? I give to you and you give to True love True Soul and on it will always True For you a guardian Well But to give Give Of guardian Nothing to do But to give to you and to give Love forever true After the break Robbie Williams and Jamie color Thank you We are almost at the end of the show and it has genuinely been an honor to host such an incredible night Let's not forget a huge. Thank you to all of our performers tonight who have given their time for free for this very special charity We're tonight's show being hosted by a brand-new fresh exciting double act where we're not a double act We're not doubling Romish. We are Whether you like it or not We're double act It's a new life now So what better way to close the show than with another dynamic duo from his first ever Christmas album the Christmas present Please welcome back. One of the UK's biggest solo artists and our most successful just singer ever with Merry Christmas everybody please give me up for Robbie Williams and Your stockings on It's a time until receptor has a ball Red Nosed Reindeer, does he turn up all the slave? So old So he Christmas Future Scala just because Are you waiting for the family to ride Are you sure you got the room to spare? Did she So Merry Christmas To the future, it's only just begun So will your daddy do when he sees you The stockings are Now the snow When you that Slave so here Merry Christmas Future speak Christmas Very Christmas Only just be gone Merry Christmas, man, Merry Christmas rummy. Merry Christmas to you all As the cats take their final vows the royal party make their way to the stage Tonight's event has provided the Royal Variety charity with funds to help those from the world of entertainments in need of care and assistance among those the royal party are introduced to comedian Carrie Gordon's the be vocal choir the cast of grown-ups Emeli sandé luke, evans who made his royal variety dinner the can a Mason family Jamie Cullen and Robbie Williams and the host for tonight's show who share a special moment All of us here at the Palladium. Good night You
