Pocahottness

when you breathe but shop with a missionary generation of ours been to be returned to the small boy freshman company it's a real shame isn't it John Smith when President Monson lowered the mission aged her he didn't think of as far ms are trying to be where you without any freshman girls but rackleff we don't need freshman girls they're funny BYU don't you say that don't you ever say that ok calm down man oh let's just go to American heritage I don't know what the class is about but it might be the best one doubt these are my favorite th one day marry soon also success around 1760 coincidentally the last time Adam had a date that's gonna make more fun of that huh come on John John did you see that cute guy Coco Puffs one stop calling me that - professor Pelton just said that he wanted us to get married so how about we meet at the Provo temple in 47 minutes let's no we haven't gone on a single date also you don't have a personality come on Pocahontas I'm a grad student if I go forth from BYU wifeless I might as well die ignominiously F do you think I can find him in the class role are you listening to yourself you'd throw me under the proverbial bus for an ick Moe with a freshman is that bad you two can never be together he's a freshman and you're his TA you never see waste waste they're nice but for me first we'll go complex growing trends my child your singing is unusually obnoxious today what troubles you super senior willow in all your decades at BYU have you ever fallen in love with a freshman why do you think I'm still here Wow but listen professor Powhatan really wants me to marry Coco Puffs but I think I'm in love with one of my students is that illegal only if they catch you as I always super senior willow you're the creepiest genius I have ever met I'm gonna go confess my love to John Smith have fun storming Helaman halls hmm fellow students I've gathered you here today to start a revolution yeah please just let everybody want to impress Pocahontas now she's the enemy doesn't want us to succeed they want us to stay in river Baldy Hayes the pilot professors come on high with the strengths their lessons the test when inside give us all having trouble boys worship Reese trouble boy and skill boys skip every Chester use your brain we'll be sailing Oh I was like wow heart rate will be shitty you don't even bother with a circle of Honor if everyone's doing Oh John whoa uh hey bug hotness pretty music a little class right yeah this is great so um how's your study group oh uh you know I don't think I'm gonna study with them I think they're evil oh that's neat um so um how are you what's what's going on with you how just has life just tell me about yourself oh well to be completely honest I'm feeling kind of hopeless in this class what if I fail oh well American heritage is just one little class don't let that go down what do you mean Rosalyn what to are we are we going to get married who you caught that oh I was trying to keep that veiled get away from her just coming here and yelled our love hey I love polka hotness we're graduate students she's too smart for the likes of you you're gonna pay for that Smith I don't anything I'm gonna tell professor Pelton and then he's gonna give you the hardest final ever good luck you're gonna need it Coco Puffs what just happened oh great job John just go study hey hey if you fail this you're not gonna graduate and I'm gonna have to provide for us for the rest of our life Oh Oh if you kill him you'll have to kill me too uh-uh no Pocahontas this is a test test does she see if you will die no no it's it's not deadly it's a final moment of his life it's an example under examination of his mortality ha ha it's multiple choice oh well well I choose to choose be to live happily ever after and see to make peace with the undergrads and a to sing my heart out one last time so what you're saying is you choose do you see what you're all doing making this fast slow painful tumbling down city to Lila towers all over the hills bringing darkness

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Length: 15min 11sec (911 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 21 2014