Annie: A Star Wars Musical

see one of my pod races again Anakin another Worf uns looking adopted like Pinocchio huh but Pinocchio wasn't even a real boy and neither you Frodo your halfling pansy now clean up this dump till it shines like the top of Jabba's palace it's your den slot for us but in the future we got Bilbo its matures for us both my parents were murdered by the dog mom and dad Taniguchi my dad's a midi-chlorian what even what even is that Oh midi-chlorians are microscopic creatures that help it's new most everybody dies we gotta do it all the world should go splice there's mine for happy fun when you're the chosen one your friends right Oh scram kids we've got a hockey story to tell humanize orphan kids and over use line just because your parents died doesn't mean you're special they probably excuse me we're looking for some spare parts for one of our spaceships forced room holy Jedi child what's wrong that kid is swimming in medic lorian's what are midi-chlorians don't worry no one talks about them after episode 1 it's all a bad dream like Jar Jar like ja ja what's your name boy oh I'm Annie oh I have a daughter named Annie she was taken from me would you like to run away from here and become a Jedi Knight well it depends is she coming Oh yep perfect cuz we're totally gonna date and I'll finally have that family I've always wanted and then I'll turn to the dark side just to save his life did no one else hear the mute I have a bad feeling about this now listen if you're gonna take little Anna you're gonna need to give me something else to compensate so I can get another orphan I you need him no longer the mind tricks don't work on me oh the the force is a powerful ally but didn't you just have a very specific set of skills for boys now after course ought to begin your training croissant thank goodness I'm starving we don't get much to eat in the orphanage Oh No chorus aunt it's a planet home of the Jedi Temple nothing to do with croissants or the French except for a terrible government well what are we gonna do in Khorasan murdered thousands of people there were trumpets to snip their trumpets in the sky this kid is bad news oh woe be one what could possibly go wrong your little worrywart now to begin your training okay and Khorasan I have a feeling it's gonna go down in chorus ah I think you're gonna like it there now it's time to teach you the force this won't backfire at all that girl there she's like twice her age she's so hot I don't mind at all it's better than tattoo we can a let's date exclusively by bus command you can do what you want when you're in color son I think I'll kill some young dragon no no he even changed the music we're all singing together and then jedi padawan revoke privileges please he's just an eager beaver come on let's start that training yeah let's do that ah it to or tears Jedi Master Yoda turn to the dark side he will obvious it is no but but master Judah some bats Oh master master obi-wan can barely see master I don't touch you with my oh they did Arnie the force and don't screw it up or I will find you and I will kill you no false push master oh man no I'm an orphan again oh well at least I still have Padme what no no you don't what they'll be none of that hanky-panky in the Jedi Order are you serious I'll train you myself you don't understand me you know you don't get it Oh Senator Palpatine what's wrong my young friends no one here in Khurasan understands me I miss my old orphan friends wait will you go back to Tatooine and adopt them and deal with Frodo every day oh please no no my suffering would be complete ah failure wait who is that oh just some friends visiting from other galaxies so Baldy get over here now have a seat and listen movie what's holding you back little Annie and your girl Padme she's into you know yes let us tell you why the dark side so please if you want something it's yours to take what you're so worried you sports electricity boy Tommy hawk drops black is so baby you flivver without a body life spares the dark side oh wait join our little family any family no I can't I'm a Jedi join us in our Dark Lord quartet will be complete join us all right Thank You Drake I mean Annie yeah a gift from Amazon oh wow Anakin you're so much cooler now that you're tangling with the dark side it scares me but I like it yeah let's run off and get married in secret oh hey my stupid Jedi Master will never not again love is a many-splendored thing but you didn't get married in the Jedi Temple your Jedi Temple won't save me only my new powers can do that.you powers Anakin you're breaking my heart let's not be so dramatic chutney I think this is the time we can really talk No wake up the false grip you're literally crushing your heart you underestimate my power I'm in control oh well great harvest her babies wait harvest her babies she was pregnant one no she wasn't pregnant it's a boy no you didn't leave it there's no babies here the girls dang it no babies no big no babies here God love babies thank you ouch no babies no babies oh okay Oh Padme this was your fault Oh Anakin give up I'm on the higher moral ground whoa that's a little bit stranger to me you were my brother Anakin I trusted you duh they were supposed to bring balance to the force not destroy it will it my opinion the Jedi are evil why can't you be more like Bruce Wayne hey Paula forced to give me from abacus ah too far too far I hate you I hate oh hey do you and my brother Anakin otherwise ah I loved you is love shut up you look a bit stumped my young Jedi now change your perspective I'll fix you right up but you'll never be fully operational without a smile hey a dying man you can be paid for my first hell and you'll never be us without a smile ah the lovely boiling sisters as ever I'll call you bitter best buds of a while and although you face your love lives are dispraise if you want to rule space you need a smile smile ha I'll smile bigger smile can you believe they're going to make a seventh movie right your son's gonna be ancient in it wait a second my son I have a son no does he like me does he look like me at all look the secret's out he's over there is name's Luke Skywalker please hold on now don't be so emotional so unbecoming oh boy now Luke don't want don't be so whiny up button cuz guess what you're not an orphan I am your father me you know that's not true what hundred times away but I told you already not to whine like that it's not good know what somebody's kind of getting aspected oh well uh you see things can always get worse but look twinsies you and me Oh Luke you forgot you're on a good dark son I'm not good at this whole parenting thing was I a little harsh I hate to see him cry but his whiny voice is so good I never sounded like that did I you underestimate my power so read I guess athletic Icarus better than Ted about time Cheers our dysfunctional family you're my only hope Luke let's get to the Death Star wait the Death Star that's where my dad works our dad right thanks guys but I think I need to do this alone he's my father okay no no Lucas he's my father - he's sweetheart I think what he's trying to say is he doesn't want you to get your hands dirty my hands are already dirty sweetheart mine are too yep okay we're all filthy let's I'm not jealous at all yeah I kind of bring you back to the light stop lying and that's a great many my young Jedi you must know your father can never be turned from the dark you know something's right the dark sides a blast come join me it's awesome find people's lack of faith disturbing choke him Luke oh oh my son be a dog Lord to paint his toenails he asked me to do his last night um our flights french tips white baby yeah this game the sound grows I can make door he may be well that's true I could get rid of him for you faded now don't be hasty you won't touch my son again remember the dark side has cookies but they're male raisin the prophecy was true let's forget the part till though we want a nice window to gather so much good that we can do anyone anyone anyone stop whining stop it just take off my mask I'd like to see you with my own eyes and I look Lucas just male pattern baldness okay this doesn't have high modulus we're gonna get it one day it's okay dad when you die I'll burn your body so I won't have to retch at the sight of you Lutz perfectly fine stop crying I'm alive it's fine hey I was just Luke I'm okay you're fine no no it's as bad as Frodo okay you'll see Alderaan again I blew up all the rifle reason you know your son my son kiss my daughter you you

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Rating: 4.8489547 out of 5

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Id: f-gW3uXWAqc

Length: 23min 31sec (1411 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 16 2015