Monopoly Mayhem

Sara we are so happy to have you in the family we never thought Dalton would get married this this family sucks my brother lied to you every family has its quirks your wedding was probably the second best moment of my mother's entire life what was the first and I should beat my dad at monopoly monopoly well if you insist monopoly ha ha ha Elton you said the M word I'm sorry ok I think it's time we integrate Sam Sarah into the family for real well I love monopoly so who did you marry then you will love tonight I don't want to oh come on Kayla be fun hey if you win I'll let you go to that concert next weekend fine yay hate this what are you doing suiting up here okay let's make this a little bit more interesting okay hello if I win Kayla washes the car for a year mmm that's cute stuff if I win dad owes me a new piece of jewelry oh okay okay if I win Dalton divorces Sara what deal but if I win we never play this again all right what whoa double sixes will I buy it yes I will okay it looks like I got a chance where would you like to buy boardwalk and Park Place don't mind if I do I've heard that card before it's an expansion gala go go to jail no darn it you have the rolls huh this is great okay just don't wait up harassment okay I don't like this come on oh there you go double sixes gosh dang it that'll be $50 please Sara you're turning Dogo okay 9:00 I'll buy it whoo okay slack up sigh oh and another chance square this is great I'm Oh divide up all remaining property at random don't mind if I do hello I also got a chance square get-out-of-jail-free card good of uses Kayla no oh move the chairs oh hey go I'm loving this love alters porn oh sorry son and it looks like I got a monopoly so double fees wanna play this game you have to I don't want to lose you it will the why'd you make that stupid deal with your dad what's the matter dearie are you scared ha ha free parking oh great my son married a socialist and okay I'm gonna go ahead and put hotels on this entire side of the book okay where'd you get the money to do that oh it's a government subsidy it's in the rule book here oh and it looks like I land on one of my hotels life is good for the 1% Oh sir I'd like to trade you Baltic Avenue for Madison ok why would I do that because I'll pay off your student loans don't do it wait seriously yeah dead serious okay no our marriage we can still win don't worry why do these guys buddy I got what do I got what do you give me your soul will give you 4 grand children's bear him one make it six done what um I am going to put resorts on all my property by taking all up Kayla and Dalton's outlets are you nuts kill him sis I bow out case whoa whoa whoa now horizontal mergers are against the antitrust principles found in the addendum ha ha this page page 568 this merger is going to allow me to lower prices and raise social aggregate welfare plus its monopoly so put on your big-boy pants seven no sir please have mercy buy us a house three bedrooms make it five and I'll give you a pass next time okay this is eight No Oh see 40,000 dad looks like someone invested a little too early like an immature Ivy League air out of the game you're a demon okay past go collect $200 here you go Dalton fire yourself something nice okay well glad I made that deal sir I'm gonna trade 95% of your real estate for Mediterranean Avenue Yeah right or I'll tell Dalton all about the romantic weekend you have the week before your wedding with your ex-boyfriend no I had you tailed Sara you're as good as dead Oh oh really boom okay bringing a lawsuit due to unlawful coercion into a contract based on blackmail according to a tree seconded statement of contracts you get punitive damages and the agreement is rescinded okay so game set and match wench haha son you married the chosen one Kayla and Dalton ice creams on me you two should see my FICO credit score

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 34,467

Rating: 4.9171376 out of 5

Keywords: comedy, monopoly, family, sketch comedy, byu, funny, hilarious, mormon, in-laws, meeting the in-laws

Id: Up6totAebJ8

Length: 5min 58sec (358 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 21 2016