Psych

sorry we're late Gus wanted to stop at Jamba Juice no why did you want to go inside cuz you a coupon it's true I'm addicted to the magnet with a guy it's me go-go-go 30 bucks anyway those are breaking bookstore last night me chicken with Spencer holy pond you're making considering rot consider it brought I'm sensing that this robbery was committed by a woman a blonde how did you know that there's a long strand of hair over there where you're pointing over 100 feet away Sean great those are thousands of blondes at BYU sensing that she's a natural blonde well the matter has it sounded like 20 tops you know excuse me you work night security here my name is Shawn Spencer psychic detective Lee this is my partner long 9s filibuster we'd like to ask you some questions about the murder that happened a robbery don't worry I'm sure midway through the episode it will somehow turn into a well I was patrolling and someone snuck up behind me and hit me over the head I'm sorry to hear that if you ever need to talk to someone here's my color my person knows all bad dude you're being greedy no I was being a gentleman thank you for your time officer let's check out the shelter books pertaining from do you smell then of course I do I smelled it from across the room nothing gets five super simple it's bully he on that here there's work to be done do you work you know I could come in for fun sorry you'll have to excuse my friend he suffers from chronic bedwetting how does that apply it doesn't but I like saying my name is Shawn Spencer I'm a psychic with the BYU Police Department and this is my partner white shot I'm sensing that you recently injured your feet Wow what gave it away but the giant band is on my hands bad and I'm also sightings guess we're getting nowhere we've interview two people what we need is help I know where to get it wait wait for it I guess Shawn I need you to come to my house and do something what is it it doesn't matter I just need a chance every episode to come talk to you so you can ask me for help YouTube chat while I head on over to the candy counter give me some of those chocolate-covered cinnamon basil dad I can't figure this one out Shawn as usual you've overlooked something Stevie focused close your eyes Shawn how many hats are in the room bad none is just meeting your bald head who's got a bald head no wait Pat I got it see you next episode looks like you were right about a woman oh I'm getting something disgruntled employees bar code violations Karl G Maeser you you don't like working here do you of course I don't have a good Estonian I can see you now the stress finally got to usually decide to steal the textbooks in her name but the night security guard starters you and you cut your finger on the textbook you're not going security got out from behind and then you use your ammonia cleaning agents to wipe up the blood from the stool okay I admitted I stole the textbooks you know that's right but the rest of that story was complete nonsense never even seen that security guard before let alone knock her out oh that's I just slipped and hit my head I don't know where I got the whole I was attacked thing probably the surprise for attention so that long blonde every time where do they come from felt no reveal things that the custodian here has been growing seems that the custodian here has been growing his hair unbeknownst to the University very certain that the hair belong to him though I'm not yet willing to rule out savvy that's look fabulous right oh wait Sean I thought I'd come back for this episode's moment of romantic tension between us well looks like the bookstore gets its ridiculously overpriced textbooks back and makes feel dirty all over at least we got done the time for lunch you know that's right No

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 248,120

Rating: 4.9559302 out of 5

Keywords: dc, brigham young university, byu, funny, sketch, divine, comedy, humor, mormon, lds, winter, 2011, provo, Dana Fleming, Matt Meese, Whitney Call, Jason Gray, Caitlin Clive, Jordan Smith, Mallory Everton, Adam Berg, Jonathan Wrigley, James Perry

Id: 5Lvmmb3dpVg

Length: 6min 49sec (409 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 22 2011

Reddit Comments

[u/Adys]

Holy shit, Gus is awesome.

[u/awesomejeff1998]

That's my card my personal number is on the back my favorite Gus line XD

[u/dcb720]

That was pretty awesome.

[u/Tymo55]

The actor playing Shawn is spot on! Impressive.

[u/eyeseayoupea]

Nice find OP!

[u/opheliasings]

that. made. my. day.

"kinda makes you feel dirty all over doesn't it..."

So perfect...thank you for sharing!!!

[u/riskyplissken]

"Hey! Go like the heck out of us on facebook!"

[u/[deleted]]

This was a great find! Thanks for sharing OP!