Firebolt - BYU Divine Comedy

Do you ever feel like you were meant to fly Somewhere far away from ordinary life Do you ever feel like no one seems to know Your love for dragons or dressing up in cloaks Did you ever feel so disappointed when You closed the book and realized that the story had to end But maybe you were wrong and you are chosen too so come and ride the floo Just like the boy who lived your wizard's waiting kid There are no squibs Now go out catch your snitch And baby ride your Firebolt Show the world your magic force Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!" As you speak in parsel to-o-ongue Baby with your Firebolt Sorted into Gryffindor When you get your ow-ow-owl You’re gonna leave ‘em going “wo-ow-ow!” You were waiting for your eleventh year To go to Hogwarts and drink some butterbeer Now it’s been a while and you’re losing faith Just a muggle-born it might be too late Maybe the reason why your letter didn’t come So you can stay protecting muggles as the Chosen One This is real you know it ain’t no puppet show So grab your wand and go Getting set ready for the war Against the foe For Dumbledore and his army secure baby with your Firebolt Let your own patronus soar Make 'em go "Oh my-y-y!" All those dementors, stupefie-ie-ied Baby, with your Firebolt Taking down Voldemort Make ‘em go “Oh, oh, oh!” “Expelliarmus!” and he’s go-o-one Vroom, vroom, vroom Soaring higher on your broom, broom, broom Vroom, vroom, vroom Soaring higher on your br-

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Keywords: DC, Divine, Comedy, BYU, parody, song, firebolt, harry, potter, Harry Potter, Katy Perry, firework, whitney, call, mallory, everton, james, perry, matt, meese, dana, fleming, caitlin, clive, jason, gray, adam, berg, jordan, smith, jonathan, wrigley, class, can't, handle, me, halo, single, ladies, provo, ut, utah, girls, gurls

Id: ySN8Q4U6wys

Length: 3min 11sec (191 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 07 2011

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[u/little_bbd]

This makes me so happy!

[u/TheFabledFamilyGuy]

ROFLMFAO!! Did not expect that!!