Playing My FIRST 𝐻Ǝ𝒩𝒯𝒜𝐼 Game Again After 17 Years

yeah how's going on this is the anime man i'm sure you know that your boy is a fully fledged degenerate that is not afraid to show a little lewd side of things i'm okay with all the lewdness right and you guys are okay with all the weirdness because it's just a bunch of fun and entertainment and there are many ways that people can get into the anime ludena side of things but when it comes to your boys particular age group aka 90s kids then there is usually one website that most kids start off their degenerative trip down horny lane and that is on a little website called newgrounds.com i'm sure a wave of nostalgia just came over you know these kids out there what's up if you don't know what newgrounds.com is it is a website that is still around to this day but basically before the age of youtube new grounds was the place to go it's basically a website much like youtube but instead of videos people could upload flash animations and flash games among other things like art and music etc and back before the age of youtube your boy was on new grounds pretty much every single day like this was the website that your boy spent a large majority of his childhood on for better or worse and of course new grounds was also the website where i started my full-on horny route to degeneracy with its large collection of indie adult games and i saw aki playing her first hunting game on new grounds and i thought [ __ ] you know what i'm going to go down memories lane as well and so i decided to seek out the first ever adult hunting game basically the one that introduced me to the horny side of anime and uh play it after god knows how many years and it goes by the very simple name of frank's adventure if you couldn't guess frank is the horny boy on main who goes around and has a has just an absolute romp of an adventure and shockingly the game still exists it's still up on new ground and uh it is made back in october 22nd 2003. this game is 17 years old what and as you can see good old newgrounds starts off with a content warning this submission contains graphic content and it's not suitable for younger audiences hey i'm 26 years old now so i think i'm old enough to legally click on this play game button so let's do that holy [ __ ] [ __ ] that is loud you're gonna have to mute that because they're playing chemical brothers hey boy hey girl yes the good old uh the wild wild west of the internet where you could just use copyrighted music just just wherever whenever you wanted to this is [ __ ] so degenerate already man this has aged like fine wine we just straight up need to censor this from right from the beginning incredible use arrow keys to navigate frank houses with the doors can be entered and because of the point of view be careful with cars i don't remember anything about this game so uh let's just let's just jump right into it this game looks like absolute ass holy [ __ ] oh boobs illustrated my my favorite incorporation let's jump in there let's go onto the lift oh my god all right let's talk to the boss man shall we listen boy boobs illustrated is a noon magazine but we got a little problem we haven't enough no picks for the next issue all right i guess we gotta go get some uh nude pics eh oh my god dude this is a [ __ ] throwback what's this you found a new photo click the photo item to have a closer view on it all right let's check it out oh my god wait i kind of lost the pick what the [ __ ] well we got a nude pick on the beach just because you know why not oh my god dude what is happening with that boat animation it's so bad bro this is giving me a [ __ ] throwback dude i cannot play oh look that's just a [ __ ] giant ass knock you're on the beach all right this is how old this game is look at this [ __ ] this is before the [ __ ] iphone dude god i've really aged if this game came out in 2003 then that means i played this game when i was nine years old no further comments on that is that that's [ __ ] guy from digimon i have a new lame boy but can't beat the game on it if you help me i'll present something to you oh my god dude so get it excuse me all right i guess we'll restart then well yeah i have to restart because i [ __ ] died i got hit by the car apparently without me realizing it alright let's [ __ ] get your lame boy out super ski instructions your mission is to jump over every tree coming your way avoid colliding with them press space to jump all right oh my god that's so good oh [ __ ] hell oh my god this game's so hard oh [ __ ] hell this game's so hard it's a rhythm it's a rhythm game we're good we're good mlg [ __ ] all right mlg i'm algae let's go i think he's going to give us a nude pick i just want the nude pig dude yeah yep you did it can't believe it so i promise to present present something to you here it is a nude pick click that item to view it hell yeah dude man you're the best lame boy player in the world i swear all right let's go into the nike store i guess oh it's the other guy from digimon alexa i suggest buying a latest jive shoe it will make you god damn fast cost only 210 click here to make that deal i can't man i don't have enough money i'm sorry dude let's go into the cinema today jumping boobs i remember this oh my god i thought this was the greatest [ __ ] piece of cinema in existence i was like link me to this [ __ ] movie i need to see this movie obviously you guys can't see it but trust me it's incredible i remember we have to do something at the cinema but i don't know yet let's go to the seafood place it's just cold seafood alrighty what can i do for you lobster or powershell okay nothing yet nothing yet let's go talk to this uh suspicious gentleman up here i'm weezy from mozlan i heard you like naked girls oh is that the developer of the game nice dude you're a [ __ ] legend a dog with something in his mouth oh what are these [ __ ] killer bees dude why is there one tree here but the rest are all palm trees what the [ __ ] oh who are you oh she's cute hey smart boy i can tell you a hot shot showing me naked 200 bucks and that pick is yours hell yeah dude i got the right amount of cash give me that [ __ ] hell yeah that's hot you guys can't see it but trust me it's hot was this really the game there was something more to this game i remember all right let's talk to this shady [ __ ] that's spike i can sell you one gram cocaine for 50 coins why is it spike is he sick or something it's like spike with the rona all right well i just spent all my money on giving getting that girl's nude so uh that's not happening anytime soon where else have we checked out yet we need more money how do we get more money oh i guess we have to sell the nudes to the dude right oh hello hi can you sell me some cocaine i need some i can give you a hundred bucks for a gram please oh okay you can make like deals with her all right why i mean no drugs no to drugs bro look at this amazing [ __ ] tennis animation right here holy [ __ ] hey come away from the court what are you gonna do huh what the [ __ ] you gonna do can we play golf we can't play golf okay oh this guy's mowing his lawn what's up dude i didn't have the heart to go to the harbor some say drug dealers are hanging around there yeah i saw spike was dealing who would have thought man i guess i guess there's a space cowboy thing didn't really work out huh let's go sell the picks it's all right dude i'll sell you the picks how do i sell the picks i got the picks dude come on buy the picks okay well that ain't working i need to be able to sell the picks right what's up babe i need coke please give me some i haven't got any money but i can pay you with a new pick showing my perfect body in action damn it we don't have any coke all right let's go to the casino maybe no i don't have any coins my god this is the most ghetto casino i've ever seen one roulette table and one slot machine and two baby palm trees vegas be mad so wait what the [ __ ] am i supposed to do how am i supposed to sell the nude pics i can't believe i'm getting stuck okay it's weird i can't even like i can't click on sell pic or anything turns out frank's adventure is so ghetto just straight up didn't work so thanks for that entertainment instead we're going to play frank's adventure 2. hopefully this will actually [ __ ] work it's still made in 2003 so it might be just as ghetto if it works then you're currently seeing this video so let's let's just start again two weeks after you saved boobs illustrated well i mean we didn't we didn't say boobs illustrated the game [ __ ] up frank i received an email from our parent company a new magazine called boobs united located in metro city they had the same problem we had pictures too few pictures frank i beg you you're the only one who can save this problem capisce having accepted the job you rushed to metro city via moore's land airlines after a comfortable flight you finally reached your time you're just like alrighty oh we got a phone and we got some shoes all right good hopefully this will [ __ ] work this time oh wow we are in the hustling bustling city oh what's up dude dude i need coke but i've no idea where to get some oh my god what is it with this game's obsession with coke if you help me i'll pay you with a hot shot of my girlfriend oh [ __ ] hell yeah dog bet let's go oh we're mcmaulins hi all right i see you alright we gotta find the coke dealer are you the coke dealer hello mister are you a real gentleman hell yeah i am well the coke deal is not at the port that's [ __ ] warrior warrior sells coke oreo sells coke in this game what the [ __ ] i can sell you cocaine one gram is only 50 coins that's not how you spell gram but i'll take two because i only have 100 coins give me that [ __ ] give me that coca-cola that's right it's coca-cola youtube alright well then let's go back and uh give that dude some coke oh hello hi mister i'm a poor girl selling fruit would you like to buy a banana for 10 coins i would babe i would but i just i just bought some coke all right yeah yeah here i got you your coke dude take it you're the best i have my girlfriend never notices that i've given away a new pic boyfriend of the century i beg you don't tell anyone please all right well it depends how good this [ __ ] photo is dude bro that shit's weak the [ __ ] is this i didn't even have to censor this [ __ ] maybe i do i don't know this shit's weak dude do you know how much trouble i had to get to [ __ ] get you that coke god damn it man oh god what's happening i'm so depressed there's a fire in the upper floor and a young girl's still in there man if you're a hero into that hell and save a version all right let's do it i'm coming for you babe oh it's electronically locked wait hold on what the [ __ ] no signal no signal no signal oh there we go unlock that [ __ ] hell yeah let's go [ __ ] come on oh oh there you are there you are all right i see you uh uh oh god huh oh [ __ ] survive dawg you're my hero i thought i must die you put out the fire let me give you a very private pick showing me naked it's a present hell yeah dude let me see bro nice well now i'm [ __ ] because i have to go through that fire again and my energy's low huh it's all right dude i died for the lewds well that was not worth it all right don't do that again noted let's go this way oh [ __ ] i found a map nice oh there's boobs united right there all right oh there's a park and [ __ ] okay nice nice dude all right this is a little better than the first game all right poogie cams makes poo look good hell yeah dude the humor is so 2003 i love it oh what's up babe heaps dude you have coke for me please give me some i'll pay you with a nude picture in my horny wow language miss but yes i will get your code please give me a second wario give me your coke bro oh [ __ ] hello i'm worried sick about my sister she only eats strawberry mint lemon ice cream i think that's an unbalanced diet very specific all right i'll i'll i'll put you up to that offer all right what's this you found a fire extinguisher oh okay nice oh that's what the [ __ ] that's oh that would have been nice in the [ __ ] house fire give me your coat dude cheers warrior my man hooking me up with some coca-cola i love how [ __ ] frantic this guy like power walks like i'm coming i got the coke i got the coke babe you gotta take some of the coat have fun with my nude pick let's see how good it is nice that's probably the best one i mean you guys can't see any of that [ __ ] probably only the face but trust me shit's good that's some [ __ ] 2003 loots but compared to like today's lose that's some wholesome lose that actually looks [ __ ] clean alright now that we have the [ __ ] virus oh actually let's go talk to that other dude who was selling his girlfriend's nudes what the [ __ ] happening oh that's uh that's that's donkey kong all right i've got the fire extinguisher all right i'm ready i'm ready let's go fire extinguisher nice wow that fire extinguisher took out an entire building fire that that's [ __ ] wow all right cool all right i've got the nudes it's all good me you're truly hero i wish could be like you great english all right let's go talk to the dude who is selling his girlfriend's lures there you are all right i've got you a coke all right see so now we have three loads if the sell button works this time then we'll actually be up holy [ __ ] this is dude dropping nukes what the [ __ ] dude you can buy my turbo shoes for 200 coins interested they're much better than the shitty jive ones sonic language if i can hopefully sell the picks then the game will put commands wow your eyebrows are they even eyebrows i'm not too sure well as you already know we're having a little problem with the next issue of a magazine i heard you are very good in solving so boobs united would be very grateful if you could give us some nude pics alright i got them bro yes it works we can finally complete a frank's adventure game nice amazing you truly have an amazing sense where to get brilliant very very promising we pay you 200 coins for this shot nice dude we got 600 coins let's go do some more things there was like oh what's this you cannot pluck that rose by hand too thorny would you like to buy some ice cream you can get three flavors per cone one flavor five coins oh wait there was that girl who was talking about her like sister having a unhealthy diet where the [ __ ] was she dishes this is i'm worried think about my sister strawberry mint lemon all right all right no dude no let's go get some strawberry mint lemon strawberry mint lemon yeah boy i got your ice cream dude well what the [ __ ] all right hold on i gotta find her sister then the sister that weeds this eats this weird combination of ice cream jesus christ oh hello hi it's me why is he more slime do you buy a battery pack for a cell only 300 coins hell yeah dude give me that [ __ ] you made a good deal nice dude see this is the good thing about these like old school flash games is that they just didn't give a [ __ ] are you a real gentleman i don't know do you want wait what where did the ice cream go hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on did this [ __ ] just steal the ice cream all right let's go back get a revenge strawberry mint lemon ice cream i think that's an unbalanced diet i gave you the strawberry mint lemon bro all right for [ __ ] sake you're lucky that i can afford to get you more ice cream because i sold some random chicks nudes strawberry mint lemon let's go talk to this [ __ ] again and hopefully she doesn't steal my goddamn ice cream i just gave to her again okay for [ __ ] sake screw this this chick is just stealing all my ice cream never trust a chick that steals ice cream [ __ ] all right let's do this again all right by the coke yes give me that [ __ ] give me the nudes nice all right we're back all right let's get this [ __ ] ice cream strawberry mean to lemon and let's just hold on to that [ __ ] oh wait what's this garden accessories welcome to our garden accessory shop do you like to buy some pruning shears i don't know do i you get them for a special prize of 100 coins yeah let's do it all right sick oh okay we can get the rose that was there before oh hello who are you i have a message for you if you give me some ice cream i'll tell you oh you're the [ __ ] who wants the ice cream here you go you know what i liked so i have a message for you i know you guys love nude pics well i know a guy who maybe saw you one number eight three five six three two oh yeah that's right i have to get the battery pack from the dude oh i can get the rose hold on boom hell yeah got the rose baby i don't know what i'm gonna use that for but we'll figure that out when we get there give me the battery pack dog okay now we can use the phone what was it again eight three five six three two you're connected to pico from new ground hey what a throwback dude uh frank you're the guy who's searching for new picks on you dude i have an awesome shot for sale let's meet downtown at the harbour bring 300 bucks to see you later wait hold on i don't have 300 boxer hello mr are you a real gentleman i don't [ __ ] know am i oh wait do you want the rose yeah what a beautiful rose you're truly a gentleman i have a new pick wow if only was that easy to get a [ __ ] nude pick dude that's some [ __ ] tasteful news right there hell yeah dude all right sick i can go sell this again to make some more cash so we can buy another nude pick and make more cash hey warrior i've got you another tasteful nude my guy take it hell yeah dude nice let's go to the down to the harbour and pick up some more nudes hey there you are what's up dude uh it's you okay give me the money and you get a nice shot hurry up i have to get back to new grounds i mean some bucks to pay yeah there you go dude the pig is yours have fun all right what'd you give me that is [ __ ] nice that is so 2003 oh my god that's so 2003. i love it okay so we have another thing that we can sell so let's go back and sell it sell the pick nice we have one more pick we need to sell it's got something to do with danky kang i know it i just don't know oh hold on or maybe to you hi mister i'm a poor girl selling fruit would you like to buy a banana for 10 points aha yes i would and i'ma give that [ __ ] to [ __ ] danky kang welcome to mcmaslen's what would you like to eat please tell me that this will heal me up yes there we go full power [ __ ] let's go my pp game is strong right now dude yeah there he is no one can stop danky kang what if i give him a banana there we go we did it dude i [ __ ] love it thank you man my fight is over here's a new pick i stall take it for the banana why did danky gang just have this lying around what the [ __ ] all right i wasn't expecting that [ __ ] but i guess we did it let's go sell it i guess i swear if this is the end of the game i'm gonna lose my [ __ ] you've completed your mission saving boobs united not only are you the hero of metro city you're the world's greatest hero thank you for playing frankie what the [ __ ] is this music dude well guys that's the end of frank's adventure well frank's adventure 2 technically because the first game didn't [ __ ] work so yeah as you can see um i have the best start to my degeneracy route as you can see any any man or girl not judging who started with frank's adventure yo let me know down in the comments below because i want to see the hashtag frank's adventure army coming out to play you feel me now honestly this was really fun because it's just such a [ __ ] throwback to just the good old times of the wild wild west of youtube or no sorry west of the internet rather wild west of new grounds and i'm really glad that new grounds have like kept these games around even though they're 17 years old at this point which is [ __ ] crazy to think about i want to know what these guys are doing like i want to know what the developers of frank's adventure are doing today in 2020 i hope they went on to do some great stuff so uh yeah shout outs to moores land studios i think they call for creating frank's adventure best game ever you know i'll leave the link to frank's adventure down the description below if you guys want to check it out there's also two more i believe there's up to frank's adventure four we're just gonna leave it at that i don't think i can take any more frank's adventure honestly i don't think you guys can take any more frank's adventure because it's just it's so mind-blowing the gameplay is out of this world but yeah guys let me know what you guys think about these horrible horrible flash games is there any more horrible lewd games on the internet out there that you would like to watch me play and suffer through then let me know down in the comments below and if you're a new grounds kid then let me know down in the comments below i'd be really interested to see how many of you guys actually grew up with games like this and if you did welcome to the club baby anyways guys thanks for watching and i'll see you in the next one like your favorite if you enjoyed subscribe for more new banter keep watching anime [Music] you

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Length: 20min 42sec (1242 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 03 2020