Don't Tell My Girlfriend I'm Doing This...

yeah I'll guide everyone there's the mmm today we're doing something a little bit different it's been a while since I've been in front of my microphone and done like any kind of thing on the computers but uh check this [ __ ] out yeah it's happening so those of you who don't know there is a hentai website out there called [ __ ] I have been a longtime fan of the people over at Baku and what I thought was going to be just an April Fool's joke but ended up just being just I guess semi-permanent or whatever is this thing that the [ __ ] you team has created called [ __ ] dot dating and as the name suggests it is a dating service brought to you by the lovely folks over at [ __ ] you and you can already tell it's by the lovely folks over a [ __ ] you because this beautiful attractive young lady right here who I can't show you any morals because uh oh it gets pretty risqué down there and YouTube is really cracking down on [ __ ] like this so it's pretty simple you select agenda you select the things that you like and you select the type of people you're looking for and you get thrown into a chatroom when whoever matches up and you find love so what I'm going to be doing today is uh looking for love using a hentai website now don't tell Archie because she doesn't know that and she totally didn't do the same type of video which I've listed in the description below so while yeah please don't argue that we're doing this well let's begin I am a male I think that like oh my God look at all these options Jesus Christ we have everything from our hair go - biting - cosplay color I'm into color alright fangs exhibitionism with a no I are definitely for done I am picking the headphones the [ __ ] is headphones and that you're clearly in Seki that means media right in Japanese lolly you'll need the lolly oh my lolly they thought I did no bad no one is internet order to get that you get that [ __ ] out okay for now I'll just pick futanari hand time lolly and I think that pretty much sums up how [ __ ] up I am right now and I'm looking for a female because we are looking for love today or we get to pick our avatar autism belcheck hell yeah and then we have all I like this art style whether that is do we go for the lolly do we go for the innocent looking businessman who is secretly a pervert do we go for a guy from their shoddy kouachi from what looks like do we go for the clearly creepy guy do we go for the all of the lolly magnet chick she's cute we go for the armored moment girl she's also very cute do we go for what I thought that was the girl from josh kashi for a quick second Jesus Christ a centric young lady the nervous guy or the cat well considering I am a cat let's go for the cat I'm expecting to find some really fucked-up things right here because this is far too after all and everybody on this website is a little bit [ __ ] it up in the head oh we found it Hey oh I'm high and horny can you help me I'm sure what do you want help with well we got a great start already but see the reason why her face is readied because she's apparently hi don't do drugs kids I don't know how can you help me well I can I can do your laundry clean your dishes fold your clothes cause they're your clothes I don't want that but but I want to help you this [ __ ] person is so ungrateful what the [ __ ] ah she's sad okay what do you want me to do what do you want me to do this is not a great start to uh to the state this miss blind date is going horribly now you know why it took me so long to [ __ ] get our key I don't know it's up to you we just don't you gave me the option to help you and you said you did want it you don't want me to do your laundry clean your dishes fold you click folder your clothes that's pretty [ __ ] impressive considering I'm a [ __ ] cat I can lie on your lap as I am against that almost right I'm a colored and I don't know it is that but you don't want me to lie on your lap come on man what do you want me to do that does not solve the horny problem ah I can introduce you to some friends they are also cats what am I doing with my life sorry I need help oh okay well [ __ ] we just lost a fantastic fine you don't want to help from a cat like maybe that way huh get beat again maybe the fact that we weren't actually human was the reason why she wasn't into it so let's pick someone else well I should totally be like the Chinese warlord looking guy perfect let's go with that oh we found it your partner is a male interested in anal cross-dressing in oral oh yeah I forgot to mention I changed so that I my likes are anything and that I am into any John Gen John that hey baby I like your glasses hi thank you oh one cute way of jet stream is he gonna go with the I think it's going to go with the role-playing technique hunt for them let me show you my role-playing techniques I read the art of war once it was I some grammatical errors here and there but it was a good read hopefully become a Chinese warlord overnight look at that sweet quality bands are right there like if this guy slash guy pretending that he's a cute little Meg on a girl isn't falling for me at this point problem I don't know what I'm doing wrong I don't know one of those well I am pretty much a master when it comes to role-playing and trying to swoon not only just the ladies but also the mail pretending to be ladies who are your subordinates my Bobby Sam sir I trained that [ __ ] up well then he got all big because he just went ahead and wrote the other war I could have done that yeah but you should have still had him write it what why do that right what are you trying to say Megan a girl who's into anal cross-dressing in whorls just change the author's name to yours my god Thank You Megan ago I will I'm forever in your debt she tried to steal your mojo he sure did make him pay the ultimate price I will for you and for the good of China Oh goodbye I thought this I'm actually looking for love so I'm gonna pick female instead of a guy who's pretending to be a female you know I'm gonna rock it with just mega milk you know I've got the mega milk shirt myself you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna go where the make milk shirt right now what am i doing do you think this is a [ __ ] game ladies and gentlemen this is a momentous occasion where I be the mega milk girl let's look for some love I've been sitting here for like 20 minutes trying to look for a partner I just want to be Megan milk man oh my god here is [ __ ] your partner is a female interested in horror and yonder day oh good well I did why does it have to be to be or 9's man we're doctors dated this video didn't [ __ ] kneel a lot already well actually there was a [ __ ] fantastic fan art that somebody did over on Twitter of me okay all I'm gonna say 9's cuz someone did that amazing fan out of a keen eyes to be and 9s but I guess that's why she hit the hoorah she has a horribly short attention span from the looks of it oh [ __ ] here we go we've been connected with a new partner but partner is a female interested in anything perfect I'm a guy interested in anything so that is perfect I use a cool guy I kind of promised that contact on Twitter I maybe who is that a cool guy we speak of a guy who sent me a link to his Twitter and then my phone cracked up and lost the link well there is actually someone on this website who is genuinely looking for love well you know what I am a mega milk lady right now so I'm gonna do the right thing Oh cheer up sweetie once some of my milk it's pretty mega mega milk saves the day hey I made a love there you go I did it I'm a pretty cool guy looking for love too I'm also on the pursuit of producing a mega milk factory for our company whichever comes first also I just like to say uh to this girl who's looking for this supposed cool guy that he or she contacted on Twitter maybe you should have been a little bit more specific with the likes on here don't you think you run into literally everybody with using be anything thing so maybe sure to pull that one through a company for sure oh yeah absolutely so are you looking for love or just good company see what I did there I used company but instead of like the word company I put it for a good company I'm a [ __ ] genius why not both oh she's probably on the right oh damn what kind of stuff are you into actually that was kind of a dumb question wasn't it she's [ __ ] into anything so I guess that's a good thing foot do two-on-two Pinkie Pie size crossdressers and fandom god she's one of those chicks I 5 on guys you see that rhyming scheme right there high five on guys I'm a poet and I don't [ __ ] know it except by Jove I am a genius both guys and go ah see she's that kind of like fujiyoshi which makes a lot of sense that she picked this freaking out of time that is like that is like what also Jo she's think they look like but only if you guys look good on them oh really I think I look pretty good in high sighs I do have some glorious ham strings I can't believe right now I am acting as a mega milk girl on a hand high website talking to a go I don't know never met about the fact that I might look good in thigh highs because I Glory's hamstrings and she likes it how many are you into yaoi by any chance yeah kind of yeah not surprised I wish I could get a guy like 707 to poop on my chest while I produce mega milk all over his face okay see ya I'm not even gonna like wait for her to respond like she oh wait wait he's me 707 yeah oh my [ __ ] god of course she's I'm topsies into that I love you know how I did a guy we found love she loves me she said I love you no hormone oh my god bye then Oh goodbye my love we will meet again soon I promise it's all about the mega milkman the mega milk does it this is what you have to do if there are any like blog writers who talked about like romance advice or like any kind of like romance author your [ __ ] welcome alright guys let's get to the fifth video um this was actually a lot of fun again I thought this was only going to be like an apple for all things because this seems like an April Fool's thing but yeah it's still up so guys if you go to [ __ ] adult dating then I can get Strabo started on this immediately and it's actually a ton of fun again guys um my girlfriend aki also did a video on this as well on her and so uh let me go check that out and if there just happens to be any people who I actually ended up chatting with in this video who is watching this video then uh yeah hi and you're welcome I might do this again sometime if it's the love you guys really enjoyed it so if you did make sure to leave a like on this video and maybe leave a comment telling me if I should do it again and thank you very much [ __ ] for making this I have loved your guys's website for the longest time and I hope you guys keep producing some amazing content like this hey guys thanks for watching it looks like a favorite eating chili subscribe for more in a banner and I'll see you I think speed whatever and they keep looking at me Johnny [Music]

Channel: The Anime Man

Views: 1,632,589

Keywords: anime, manga, theanimeman, reviews, discussions, music, let's, play, walkthrough, playthrough, funny, moments, epic, fail, commentary, live, reaction, dating, simulator, The Anime Man, akidearest, girl, Japan, Japanese, weird, hilarious, girlfriend

Id: jGDMxE2AmG0

Length: 14min 7sec (847 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 13 2017