Physics Student REACTS to - The History of the Entire World I guess @bill wurtz

how small of a speck we actually are in the midst of all this happening like we are insignificant in in terms of time scale hello everybody jack here with another video so today we are doing something a tight bit different uh a call back to uh the type of video that i would do back in the days talking about some scientific stuff but this time around we are not going to the far future no we are taking a step back or a considerable amount of steps back in time talking about the history of the entire world this is a video that was recommended to me by a viewer and this is called the history of the entire world i guess by bill wards uh it's supposed to be like an essential video to watch for anybody who has uh circled the internet long enough and yeah we're going to give it away today because you know there are some of these that are actually essential that you need to check out especially on youtube you have the first video that was uploaded the guy in the zoo and of course the likes of the very well titled go go that video still makes me laugh to this day but anyways though um for some of you who may know who have been subscribed to me for a bit i am a physics student and in terms of commentary i may come across talking a bit about some of the things that may be mentioned here is after all about the whole history of the world so it might not cover too much of the scientific stuff but uh i am also a history andy i like the topic quite a bit grew up watching that because my dad always wanting to be on national geographic is on the channel but without further ado though let's check this out hi you're on a rock floating in space pretty cool huh some of it's water [ __ ] it actually most of it's water i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat it's sad i'm sad i miss you a long time ago actually never and also now nothing is nowhere wow when never makes sense right i like his style of editing nothing was never anywhere that's why it's been everywhere it's been so everywhere you don't need to wear you don't even need a win that's how every it gets yeah the big void of nothingness until the big boom anytime now forget this the suspense was killing me i want things to change i want to invent time and space and i know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened i just don't know when to start and that's exactly where it started oh i paused it i think there's a universe now what's it made of corks and stuff quarks in a place don't like it try a new place and then introduce gravity because the world is going to be yeah and emptier but it's not empty yet it's still very full and about a jillion degrees by the way i saw the recurrent this picture before um it i'm guessing this is inspired by the cmb it's called the cosmic microwave background radiation the ones pointing space that everybody can just check out to while this is the furthest that we can see it's almost like a still picture of how the universe was in this first conception is usually showcased as like a a glowing like a globe like an elliptical one that is very stretched out where you can see all the different um temperatures of when each and every particle was condensed to so by that you can like backtrack and see what event occurred when and it's pretty nice that we can still see that because it's like billions and billions of years back great news the quarks are now happily married in groups of three called a proton or a neutron yeah of course that wants to join in but can't because it's still two hadrons by the way sorry for doing this this uh if you're wondering why he chose these colors this is called quantum chromodynamics so the quarks and stuff that he talked about are the building blocks of course of what makes up the matter that we're able to touch the thing is that there are interactive forces that are working between these things like you have the gluons you have the mass ons and things and stuff but the important thing is that uh some physicists decided to jump into a new field that they couldn't quite explain because you have the electromagnetic forces you have the higgs kind of excitation of the particles but the things that then work in between these three are some forces that we decided to depict in form of colors instead which is why the name quantum chromodynamics comes from tron and there's something else flying around too that wants to join in but can't because it's still too great news the protons and neutrons are now heavily married to each other congratulations the world is now a bunch of gas this is also simple but intuitive mode of understanding it and it's getting closer together and it's getting closer together just got made some stars burn out and die bigger stars burn out and die with passion and make some brand new which allows newer and more interesting stars to be made and then die and explode so now stars have been used for ice like rocks ice and funny clouds which can make some very interesting things like this for example [Laughter] weather update those rocks might have had water inside them and now there's hot steam in the sky weather update cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava weather update it's raining severe flooding alert the entire world is now an ocean volcano in the ocean what something's alive in the ocean oh cool like a plant or an animal no a microscopic speck it lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soups and served hot and fresh you know what's amazing there are still creatures nowadays that are living in the bottom of the ocean feeding upon these black smokers that's literally their name because you know scientists are very uh diligent in naming their stuff so black smokers and creatures on the water in the depths of the ocean are still alive in those temperatures it's like how um what's his name again from jurassic park uh jeff goldblum yeah i can't remember the act the the name that he had but he will always say that life finds a way made from gnarly space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks or whatever oh yeah and it can do that it has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself so that's pretty nifty i would say tired of living at the bottom of the ocean now you can eat sunlight using a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into food [Music] side effect now there's oxygen everywhere in the sky is blue that's it might have been snowball for a while maybe even a couple of times it's a sponge it's a plant it's a worm and some other types of cambrian explosions it's the cambrian explosion i revisited their stranding so this one is [Music] and there's no food yet so i don't care okay will you learn to walk if there's plants up here maybe i said some bugs and fish okay so i can go on land but i have to go back in the water to have babies learn to use an egg i was already doing that use a stronger egg put water in it have a baby on land in an egg water is in the egg baby in the egg in the water in the egg works for me wow and now everything's huge think about this it took like a hundred and millions of years for life to actually make on land and how fast is that we are destroying everything now i'm not here to be the the pessimist but it's crazy the conditions and how small of a speck we actually are in the midst of all this happening like we are insignificant in in terms of time scale it's it's wonderful but also kind of terrifying but still today we have uh kids who because of their addiction to to their phones well like myself at the very moment i have like bones growing up in the back of their head like we are kick-starting our own thing including bugs wanna see a map of the land sure oh [ __ ] now everything's dead just kidding survivors keep your eye on this one because it's about to become the dinosaurs here's another map of the land yeah it broke apart don't worry about it does that all time here comes a meteor [Music] i was not aware of the first one here come the mammals look at those breasts now they're going to dominate the world and one of them just learned how to grab stuff and walk no like walk like that and grab stuff at the same time i'll come and then system rocks together to make pointed rocks ouch and set things on fire and make crazy sounds with their voice which can mean different things that's a human person and now they're everywhere almost sapiens what you can walk over here cool not anymore well i guess we're stuck here now let's review i control the food now now everyone will want to be my friend live near me let's all build houses except mine is bigger because i own the food this is great i wonder if anyone is tired of using rocks for everything use metal it's underground better farming was just invented in a sweet dank valley right in between these two rivers and the animals are helping guess what happens next more food and more people who came to buy the food now you need people to help make the food and keep track of the sales and now you need houses for people to live in and people who make the houses and now there's more people and they invent things which makes things better and more people come five thousand years ago people for more people and now there's business money writing laws power society coming soon to a dank river valley near you bank river valley the horse is probably being tamed i like this humor i'm so lame and lumpy tired of using lame sad metal introducing bronze made with special ingredient tin from the far lands of tinland i don't know my dealer won't tell me where he gets it also guess what meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere they figured out how to put wheels on a horse now we're getting somewhere also yeah did i mention [Music] the middle east is getting more complicated nori chico aka big chico aka uh what is it norven peru yeah they are like one of the oldest societies it's crazy like the pre-aztec things they were so known for like their diets it's it's a fun thing like like someone like known for oh we have this beautiful architecture we're able to do this and that but them no the food though the food was good the middle east is getting more complicated maybe because it's in the middle of the east knock knock or clop clop it's the people with the horses and they made an empire and then everyone else copied their horses oh look it must be the greeks or a beta version of the greeks let's check in with the indus river valley civilization they're gone guess who's not gone new arrivals in india maybe it's those horse people i was talking about or their cousins [Music] also can we switch to a metal that's a little easier to find thanks look i am israel it's the 12 tribes of israel and they believe in god yahweh he's got like a 10-step program the phoenicians make some countries the greeks the phoenicians made a colony so big it makes colonies here comes the assyrian empire never mind it's the babylonian media it's the persian empire wow okay i knew that the persian empire was massive but it's like you have to compare them and the mongols and who else what was like alexander which one was it was it the roman empire that he ended up massive massive broth wow that's big ah the buddha was just enlightened who's the buddha this guy who sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore hinduism and then you can make a religion out of this buddhism oops china just broke but while it was breaking confucius was figuring out how to have good morals ah the greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff and right over here alexander just had the idea of conquering the entire persian empire it's a great idea it was great and now he's dead hopefully the rest of the gang will be able to share the empire even between them knock-knocking he says get the hell out of here will you get the hell out of here if i give you 500 elephants okay thanks bye but what about this part that's the town okay that one conquers the tamil kings i learned last year through an indian friend of mine from university how massively expensive spices are i was never aware of this i've always had this like firm believe that it was just a thing just like salt you know you can just you can just get those from the sea and then process them at home even to get the salt out but spices mind you that like for a thousand bucks for like a kilogram of paprika but we're too busy thinking i need some paprika on my cheetos but that thing is so expensive of course it depends on the quality but still hey chyna put itself back together again with good morals as their main philosophy actually they have three main philosophies taoism nicholson [ __ ] you peter law oh i knew taoism but legalism damn china that's it out here the horse nomads run wild and free and they would like to ransack your city let's check the greatification levels of the greekified kingdoms greekification overload bye said the parthians bye said the jews hi said the parthians taking over the entire place hey said the romans eating the entire mediterranean for breakfast thanks for invading our homeland said the jews who were starting to get tired of people invading their homeland hi everything's great said some guy who seems to be getting very popular and has been arrested and killed [Music] new trade routes said india accidentally spreading their religion to the entire southeast that's a good place for an epic trading kingdom there goes buddhism traveling up the street i wonder if it'll reach china before it collapses again remember the persian empire yep the warring kingdom so powerful they would like to build a long stick has anyone populated madagascar yet let's do it together hey the bantu you want to hear something fun i am a descendant of bantu's actually i am originally from cameroon which is like just on on the top of the equator line when you're looking at the the african map just at the curvature there and yeah i didn't know that we they was that old hmm still can't cross the sahara desert try camels hell yeah now we got business somali empire selling lots of gold oh ghana hi i live in the empire and i was wondering is loving jesus legally no actually okay sure said constantine moving the capital way over here to be closer to his main rival don't worry about rome it won't fall [Music] said the romans being invaded by non-romans r.i.p roman empire or actually just half of it the other half is just fine but it's not in rome anymore so let's give it a new name oh no it's like when you're getting into the discussions it's constantinople no it's not oh and here's a huge city population everyone the goat turks have taken over the entire eurasian step great job coke turks how's india broken how's china back together how's those trading kingdoms korea has three kingdoms japan has a kingdom it's the sunrise kingdom oh deep in the arabian desert the real god whispers so he goes down to the cube where everyone worships gods and he tells them their gods are all fake and everyone got so mad why is this you can make a religion out of this and maybe conquer the world as well the roman empire's long gone but somehow the pope is still the pope plus there's new kingdoms all over europe i wonder if there's room for moors here's all the wisdom in a house it's the best [Music] said the swahili on the swahili coast remember this tiny space you have to go through to get from here to there someone owns that now want to get enlightened in the middle of nowhere the franks have the biggest kingdom in europe the pope is so proud that he invites the king over for christmas surprise you're the new roman emperor said the pope pretending to still be part of the roman empire then the franks broke their kingdom into what will later be called france and not france the northerners or just norse if you don't have much time are exploring they go north from the north to the northern north two types of land and they name them accordingly they also invade some other places and get called many names such as vikings there's the ruse the kevin ruse are they vikings i don't think so said the kevin ruse okay fair enough the pope is ready to make some more emperors of the roman empire the holy roman empire it's actually germany but don't worry about it which brand would you like mine's better mine's better mine's better time to conquer england said william it's a bird it's a plane it's the selji jerks said the byzantine empire who's getting so small and almost doesn't exist anymore we need help they need help so they call the pope hey pope can you help us get rid of the celtics maybe take back the holy land on the way come on i don't want to take back the holy land yes oh no the crusades why why though uh i don't understand this oh all of this like senseless walls that were usually on unfounded grounds just actually a bunch of these always stand from like misunderstanding of scripture of course it's it's always bound for power but do a crusade they did many crusades some of which almost didn't fail but at least the italians got some sweet trade deals goodbye goodbye toltecs hello mississippi look at those mounds there's the pueblo i always wondered how to build a town and a cliff guess who's here come here where here and pagan is there vietnam unconquered itself korea just became itself and japan is so addicted to art that the military might have to take over the government china just invented bombs and typing and the mongols just invaded most of the universe nice going genghis i bet that'll last a long time some of the islamic turks were unaffected by the mongol invasions because they were busy invading india that moment when you realize that like a good amount of the europeans are i just found out where they're descending look at this chad means lake there's an empire is so rich he's going on tour to let everyone know wow that guy's rich everyone said the christians are doing a great job reconquering iberia which will soon be called spain and not spain please remain christian we'll check in later to see if you're still christian when you least expect whoops half of europe just died china's back yeah oh that's mean spain and not spain yeah go go and say that to to to norfolk south america hey hey come here time to share new kingdoms here and there oh look who controls all the islands it's the mahajapit oh italy is really rich time for them to care a lot about art and the ancients renaissance it's kind of like a rebirth here's a printer let's make books so you think you can conquer the byzantine empire yep said the ottoman turks nice job ottoman turks oops you missed oh yeah don't forget to ban yourself from the indian spice trade yeah they went [ __ ] said portugal spices [Music] like think think of it this way swedish meatballs it's a turkish in invention it's a turkish meal that's how much influence they have wait christopher columbus probably smoking crack if the world is round let's go this way to india no don't worry we already got this said portugal so chris goes to spain hey spain want to hire me to find india by going around back of the world no please no please no please okay so he sails into the ocean and discovers more ocean and then discovers the indies and japan let's draw a line to decide who gets which half of the world the aztec and england powers are off to a great start there you have it europe just discovered their continent the habsburgs are marrying into so many royal families they might have to start marrying each other move over lithuania i also just like how the way that he just glossed over the fact that half of europe freaking died about like 20 25 million people died of the black plague oof one of the harsh things just because of rats and ticks that was spreading a virus obviously that they could not muster to to treat or did just didn't know but also the means of how they handled it it's just one of those moment that makes you so much more happy of being born in the time that we have that we have so many preventions of how to not die comes moscow ivan wants to make russia great again move over to its maybe go invade india or something persia just made persia persian again let's make it the other kind of islam the one where we thought the first guy should assume the other kind hey christians do you sin now you can buy your way out of hell that's [ __ ] this whole thing is [ __ ] that's a scam i got 95 reasons in his new book what if the ottoman empire was really big but if russia was big said ivan trying not to be terrible portugal had a dream that they controlled the entire indian ocean including the spice trade and then that dream was real and spain realized that this is not india but they pillaged it anyway damn said england and france pillaging some stuff then there's so buy some sugar amsterdam damn said amsterdam we gotta start pillaging some stuff question one can you get to india through north america no but at least there's beaver question two steal the spice trade that's not a question but the dutch did it anyway in brazil stolen in the caribbean and it's so goddamn profitable you might forget to not do slavery the next thing on russia's to-do list is to get bigger britain and france are having a friendly discussion about who should control the entire world more specifically ohio then it escalates into a seven-year discussion giving prussia a chance to show austria who's boss but what about britain and france did they figure out who's boss yes they did it's britain guess who's broke also all their heads off said robespierre cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off no don't haiti is starting to lie yeah please don't slaves who free themselves by killing their masters why didn't we think of this before said napoleon trying to take over europe luckily they banished him to an island but he came back luckily they banished him to another island there goes latin america becoming independent in the latin american wars of independence britain just figured out how to turn steam into power so now they i just got to say this is so packed but it's like you're getting fed with so much information but at the same time it makes sense how do you collect this much information and just make it all makes sense i wouldn't be able to do this in a shorter than 20 minute videos [Music] fast then they invent some trains and conquer india and maybe put some trains there yeah china said britain buy stuff from us industrialism says china so britain tried to get them addicted to opium which worked actually but then china made it dumped the sea so britain threw a hissy fit and made them open up five cities and give them an island britain and russia east quite a bit also the sultan of oman lives in zanzibar now all right it's just where he lives india just had a revolution and they would like to govern themselves now nope said britain governing them even harder than before [Music] technology is about to go crazy the united states finally figured out whether why was the hippo the hippomobile i've wait is this the french one that exploded now i'm going to check that later the united states finally figured out whether slavery is good or bad it's bad they decided and then they continued manifesting their destiny which is to kill yeah and then mexico i know let's rape africa said europe scrambling to see who could rape it the fastest okay the ethiopia bit there is cool but man okay great commentary won't focus too much on this here but a thing that is very sad obviously slavery without dispute but on the other hand you of course also have the colonization it's a thing that you could say most countries have done but it has left such a mark there because it was something that first of all therefore subjected the countries to be decentralized not having any connections with one another like you have the guy the president of what country was it it wasn't ghana well one of our neighboring country i think is the um the republic of uh oh jeez i won't say it for sure because it's something that i learned only when i was very little my grandpa will be talking about this because cameroon for once was an old french british colony well after all this happened when the countries left we all got all these different languages that we had to learn so i am fluent in three european languages uh french spanish well not spanish sorry that's a lie i can understand it can't speak it but and of course english the thing is we never got a history known because it was easier for a person to send a call in france to have knowledge of how france worked than to know about the neighbor in another region of the country so this infrastructure that was never beneficial to the people themselves is something that has left like significant marks on africa so as a continent although they have free free reign on their resources the fact that they have to pick themselves off the bootstraps now is something that's going to take them decades and it's it's a harsh thing it's a hard sets but they'll get there britain and france are still hungry the united states ran out of destiny to manifest so they're looking for more cuba wait spain controls cuba oh blame something on them and go to war the maine come on spain let's blame the maine on spain so they blame them in spain to celebrate they kick panama out of panama and make a canal connecting the two oceans and then sticks a boat there many years later china is so tired of being bossed around oh i know that we laugh about the the oil and thing like why are all these big companies going to space for we've heard that there's this one planet that has oil and resources we need to go there and make our engines go that's good they delete their old government and make a new stronger government which is accidentally weaker and controlled by a guy from the previous government europe hasn't had a war since the last chicago start world war one look at those guns it's gonna be a great war so great we won't need a second one they blame germany russia went on strike and the workers overthrew the government now everyone's paycheck is the same communism yeah they won't be mad at that let's cut the cakes said sykes and pico carving up the remains of the not so ottoman anymore empire except turkey turkey makes a brand new turkey and then the saudis conquer arabia it just seemed like the right thing to do hello yes it's the 1920s calling let's get in the car and drive to a party and listen to jazz on the radio and go to the movies the economy's great and it'll probably be great forever just kidding germany's back featuring hitler the angry mustache model and he's mad at the jews for existing japan is finally conquering the east and they're so excited way too hard they should probably just deny it hitler's national community tackles him and tries to explain can i just say something that may i i don't mean to be offensive this thing that people always say and it's followed by a but it's crazy sometimes and also something that we see now with um certain fronts within the japanese politics in which they never want to acknowledge the past it's like one second world war was over it was like guess what big titty anime girls that's what we're known for now and all the technology that we can invent cyberpunk like it literally changed the image of japan like future japan sure we can talk about that uh to the kawai era i i i can get into that at least that's what i'm noticeable about and the whole samurai time pretty cool stories uh some of them disturbing but still pretty cool but the fact that some of the atrocities that they committed for other lands is something that very little yeah from this of course if you are asian some don't really know about and they they weren't so cool and why killing all the jews is a bad idea but he kills himself before they could explain it to him that's world war hi i'm gandhi and if britain doesn't get the hell out of india i'm going to starve myself in public wow that worked bonus now there's pakistan actually two pakistans one of them could be bangladesh later the jews and the arabs finally figured out which one of them should live in the holy land make something at the same time let's divide up the land so everyone's happy what's on the menu communism no thanks said the other china escaping to an island i wonder which one is the real china there's the korean war korea versus korea nobody wins then it's on pause forever let's meet the sponsors oh it's the two global superpowers they're having a friendly debate over which economic system is good and which one is an evil virus of satan and they both have atom bombs fight wait no that would be the end of the world let's just keep it cool and spy on each other instead and make sure we have some more i'll race you to space now let's make some more countries fight themselves europe is tired of pillaging other continents and the continents they were pillaging are tired of being pillaged so here's a new map with new countries now you can't tell who they're being pillaged by yeah states finally decided whether racism is good or bad they decided it's bad and the world agrees south africa might need another one let's check the world population whoa yeah it exploded recently huh she's better too that might keep happening the soviet union decides to relax a little and accidentally falls apart europe makes a union so now they can all use the same money except britain whoops someone just attacked america i bet they'll remember that phone call surprise it's in your pocket surprise no turn to tweet your phone's a computer which is in your pocket whoops the economy just crashed don't worry the big banks won't fail because they're not supposed to no they're not with bombs want to print a brain some people have no friends some people have no food the globe is warming and the ocean is full of plastic let's save the planet said everybody not knowing how let's invent a thing inventor said the thing inventor inventor after being invented by a thing inventor that's pretty cool by the way where the hell are we wow okay this is so packed full of so much stuff [Music] i am grateful that somebody put had a due diligence of making something like this my appreciation of this is even greater thinking about how i would as a kid sit down in classes just thinking to myself i don't want to read this this is so dry like i enjoy reading right i do i do but i have a big difficulty to just dive into stuff that i find to be boring and it's kind of sometimes you like need a motivator something that will tell you this is actually interesting or just like like a quick summarization of the event so that you yourself can go and dive into things deeper because there's a lot of details that are just closed over here but you get the full context of everything and it's amazing that he don't he did all of this to make a video that in my opinion is concise it's a lot but it's good it's bloody good well done mate this uh this like subscribe oh he also has a one on the history of japan well that may also be warranting another watch but guys for this video though uh i think it's been way over the mark of the video itself but it hopefully i provided you some uh i i i say so some good some good contextual wow i'm just doing some uh word gymnastic right now i just end the video after all hopefully this was informative for you guys and uh i hope that you all have a wonderful day and like and subscribe if you like this video and i see you guys in the next time also also let me know which period of history excluding right now was for you a point that you actually want to visit that's usually the thing like you you see those uh back in the future movies uh like oh back in the future back to the future wow and i call myself a pop culture connoisseur that's that's a new move usually this movie is like depicting like some of the bad things that will happen when you will be traveling back in time but if you had like an uncontested uh way of traveling back in time where you will not disturb anything which period would like to go or visit let me know in the comment section below but with that said though wish you all a good day see you next time bye you

Channel: The Chill Zone

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Keywords: Education, History, Physics

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Length: 36min 44sec (2204 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 31 2021