HISTORY Of The ENTIRE WORLD, I guess - REACTION!!!

what's happening reject nation Greg Alba here jonald we're gonna watch a video long one today history of the entire world education so one of our reward tiers on patreon whatever video you request most of the time it's just a reaction video another reaction video today comes from a man named Joshua nevels he's fairly new to our patreon thanks for becoming a patron oject buddy this guy Joshua lives all the way out in Kansas and he wants to go into film school out in California become an editor I can't wait to see what you have in store dude this guy says he's been a fan of the channel since 2015 so it's been a long time he said he's been waiting a couple of years for us to check this video out I don't remember ever getting a request for this video besides you after you joined our patreon hey man dream come true today we're realizing two years of anticipation for you so we're gonna do this for you buddy love you man it's been great talking to you over at patreon let's get to it and by the way guys we do full-length TV show reactions for many a shows on our patreon including a weekly Q&A s music video coverage so check it out over there let's do this one two three hi you're on a rock floating in space pretty cool huh some of its water ok actually most of its water I can't even get better in there without you're buying them it's sad I'm sad I miss you a long time ago actually never and also now nothing is nowhere when never makes sense right like I said it didn't happen nothing was never anywhere that's why it's been everywhere it's been so everywhere you don't need a where you don't even need a win that's how every it gets clever we didn't pause this right forget this go somewhere do something I want things to change I want to invent time in space and I know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened I just don't know when to start and that's exactly where it started constant I think there's a universe now what's it made of oryxes in a place don't like it try a new place at a different time try to stick together it's gonna get bigger and emptier but it's not empty yet it's still very full and about a trillion degrees great news the quarks are now how does a type 3 called a proton or a neutron and there's something else flying around to that wants to join in but can't because it's still two protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other some of them even doubled up congratulations the world is now a bunch of gas in space but it's getting closer together and it's getting closer together oh it's getting closer together just got to make some brand new man way crazier which allows newer more interesting stars to be made and then die an explosion so now stars have cool stuff around them like rocks ice and funny clouds which can accent very interesting things like this ball of flaming rocks for example we just got hit with then another ball of flaming rocks and it kind of made a mess which is whether those rocks might have had water inside them and now there's hot steam in the sky weather update cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava okay it's raining support flooding alert the entire world is now an ocean okay what some things oh cool like a plant or an animal now a microscopic speck it lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup which is being served hot and fresh made from gnarly space ingredients leftover from when it was raining rocks or whatever oh yeah and it can do that it has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself so that's pretty nifty I would say tired of living at the bottom of the ocean using a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into food it's a sponge it's a plan it's a worm and some other types of weird strange water books a strange fish and stuff but we're still in the ocean hey can we go on land know what the Sun is a deadly laser okay let's go on land nope can't walk it and there's no food yet so I don't care okay we maybe have some bugs and fish okay so okay learn to use an egg use a stronger egg and put motor in it if a baby on land in an egg water is in the egg baby in the egg in the water and the egg works for me Wow and now are these huge including bugs I want to see a map of the land sure now everything is dead just getting here the survivors keep your eye on this one because it's about to become the dinosaurs here's another map of the [Music] it's mammal time here come the mammals look at those breasts now they're gonna know that one of them just learned how to grab stuff and walk know like walk like that and grab stuff at the same time and then rocks together to make pointed rocks ouch it settles on fire yeah you can make crazy sounds with their voice finished which can mean different things almost what you can walk over here cool well I guess we're stuck here now let's review there's people on the planet and they're chasing their food okay time to plant some grass look at this I control the food now now everyone don't want to be my friend and live near me but don't leave houses except mine is bigger because I own the food that's great I wonder if anyone else is doing this tired of using rocks for everything use metal its underground better find was just invented in a sweet day Valley right in between these two rivers and the animals are helping yes and more people who came to buy the food and I need people to help make the food and keep track of the sales and now you need houses for people to live in and people to make the house that have is where people and they invent things which makes things better and more people coming there's need for many more people to make are things for people you notice business money writing laws power assists [Music] are you meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere the horse is probably being tamed what is all my Mendelson haha tired of using lame sad metal introducing problems made with special ingredient in from the far lands of tin land I don't know my dealer won't tell me where he gets it all so guess what [Music] maybe because it's in the middle of the east not not clop clop it's the people with the horses and I made an empire and then everyone owes copied their horses thanks look there's be the grease for a beta version of the Greeks let's check in with the Indus River Valley Civilization there Khan guess who's not [Music] you could make a religion out of this there's the Bronze Age collapse a little easier to find thanks look who came back to Israel it's the 12 tribes of Israel Charlie you must be DMX the Phoenicians make some colonies the Greeks copy their idea and make some colonies the Phoenicians made a colony so big it makes colonies here comes the Assyrian Empire never mind it's the Babylonian media it's the that's big ah the Buddha was just enlightened who's the Buddha this guy who sat under a tree for so long and he figured out how to ignore the fact that we're all dying you can make religion out of this it was breaking Confucius figuring out how to have good morals the Greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff and just had the idea of conquering the entire Persian Empire it's a great idea he was great and now he's dead hopefully the rest of the gang will be able to share the Empire evenly between them Hakan Chandragupta he says get the hell out of here will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants ok thanks bye my mother named Tara at this part that's the Tamil Kings no one conquers the Tamil case it will be channel Kanaks kitchen spell the money and they've got spaces I'd like to buy the spices me said the Arabian swiftly buying in him selling it to the rest of the world hey China put itself back together again with good morals as their main philosophy actually they have three main philosophies the Greek education levels of the Greek affine kingdoms rectification over though my said the Parthian spice and the Jews high said the Parthian taking over the entire place he said the Romans eating the entire Mediterranean for breakfast thanks for invading our homeland set the Jews who were starting to expire dating their homeland hi everything's great said some guy who seems to be getting very funny he was arrested and killed for being too popular which only makes it more popular you can't come out of this from China they just made a [Music] new trade routes said idea active answering the religion to the entire southeast attendees for an epic trading Kingdom there goes Buddhism traveling up the Silk Road I wonder if we're to reach China before it collapses again remember the Persian Empire yep set the Persians making a new one accent so powerful they would like to build a long stick as anyone populated Madagascar yeah let's do it together across the Sahara Desert try camels Empire selling lots of gold [Music] no actually ok sure said Constantine moving capital way over here to be closer to his name don't worry about Rome it won't fall scooped it first that Chandra the first a barbarian non Romans said the Romans being invaded by non Romans alright just fine but it's not in Rome anymore so let's give it a new name oh and here's a huge city population everyone the go p-- Turks have taken over the entire Eurasian steppe Rico Turks those trading kingdoms Korea has three kingdoms Japan has a kingdom into the sunrise kingdom so he goes down to the cuber everyone worships gods and he tells them their gods are all fake and everyone got so mad at me had to leave town and go to a different town you can make a religion out of this and maybe conquer the world as well Roman Empire is long gone but somehow the Pope is still the Pope plus there's I wonder if there's room for Wars here's all the ways that it's the Baghdad House of Wisdom just in time for the Islamic Golden Age let's bring stuff to the coast and sell him and become the scenario the coast said the soy healy on the swingley coast remember this tiny space you have to go through to get from here to there someone owns that now want to get enlightened in the middle of nowhere the brakes have the biggest Kingdom in Europe and the Pope is so proud that he invites the king over for Christmas surprise you're the new Roman Emperor said the Pope pretending to still be part of the Roman Empire then the freaks broke their Kingdom into what will later be called France and not France the northerners are just Norse if you don't have much time or exploring they go north north to the northern north and they find some land two types of land and they name them accordingly they also in many names such as Vikings there's the Roose the Kevin Reese are they Vikings I don't think so said the Kevin is okay fair enough the Pope is ready to make some more emperors of the Roman Empire the Holy Roman Empire it's actually Germany but don't worry about it new kingdoms time to conquer England said William it's a birth to play is Turks set the Byzantine Empire who's getting so small and almost doesn't exist anymore we need help they need help so they call the Pope hey Pope can you help us get rid of the seljuqs maybe take back the Holy Land on the way come on I know you want to take back the Holy Land yes I do actually want to do that lets do a crusade they did many Crusades some of which didn't fail but at least the Italians got some sweet trade deals goodbye Mayans goodbye Toltecs look at those mounds there's the pueblos I was wondering how to build a town in a cliff guess who's here come here we're here and pecan is there Vietnam unconquered itself Korea just became itself in Japan is so addicted to art that the military might have to take over the government China just invented bombs and typing and the Mongols just invaded most of the universe nice going Genghis I bet that will last a long time some of the Islamic Turks were unaffected by the Mongol invasions because they were busy invading India is it Tonga time I think it's Tonga time I just found out where this what Haley gets all that gold look at this Chad means like there's an empire there right in the middle of the the king of Mali is so rich is going on tour to let everyone know wow that guy's rich everyone said the Christians are doing a great job rhe conquering Iberia which will soon be called Spain and not Spain please remain Christian we will check out her to see if you're still Christian when you least expect whoops half of Europe just died China's back yay hey c'mere time to share new kingdoms here and there oh look who controls all the islands it's the maharajah hop it not Vijaya maha Paget Vijaya ha oh he's really just I care a lot about art in the ancient classics it's kind of like a rebirth here's a books so you think you can conquer the Byzantine Empire yep said the Ottoman Turks nice job Ottoman Turks oops you missed a spot don't forget to ban Europe from the Indian spice trade what that's Portugal spaceless the world is round let's go this way to India I feel America coming through so Chris does his fame his fame want to hire me to find India by going around back in the world no please no please please okay so he sails into the ocean and discovers more ocean and then discovers the Indies and Japan let's draw a line to decide who gets which half of the world it has second Inca empires are off to a great start I wonder if they know that Europe just discovered their continent the Hapsburgs are marrying into so many royal families they might have to start marrying each other move over Lithuania here comes Moscow Ivan wants to make Russia great again Rollo tanner it's maybe go invade India or something Persia just made Persia Persian again let's make it the other kind of Islam the one where we thought the first guy should have been the other guy it Christians do you sin now you can buy your way out of hell that's this is that's a scam the church here's Martin Luther in his new book which might have accidentally started the Protestant Reformation you know what will be magnificent said Suleiman wearing an onion hat really big which it is now what a rush it was big I've been trying not to be terrible Portugal had a dream that they controlled the entire Indian Ocean including the spice trade and then that dream was real and Spain realized that this is not India but they pillaged it anyway damn said England and France we gotta start pillaging some stuff then the Dutch Revolt and all the hipsters moved to Amsterdam damn same chairs we got to start pillaging some stuff question one can you get to India through North America well but at least there's beaver question to steal the spice trade that's not a question but the Dutch stated anyway guess where all the sugars made in Brazil stolen in the Caribbean profitable you might forget to not do slavery the next thing on Russia's to-do list is to get bigger Britain and France are having a friendly discussion about who should control the entire world more specifically over weights into a seven-year discussion giving Prussia a chance to show Austria who's boss but what about Britain in France did they figure out who's boss yes they did it's Britain guess who's broke also Britain so they start taxing the hell out of America you says America declaring their independence and fighting for it and France helps them win now Francis broke and Britain will have to send their prisoners to a different continent wait if Francis brother King and Queen still wear such fancy dresses let's overthrew the palace and cut all their heads off said Robespierre cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mani-pedis head off he is starting to lay the idea of a revolution especially the slaves to free themselves by killing their masters why didn't we think of this before wait who's in charge of France now he said Napoleon trying to take over Europe luckily they bashed into an island but believe a banished them to another Island there goes Latin America becoming independent in the Latin American Wars of Independence Britain just figured out how to turn steam into power so now they can make different types of machine my head nurse with the shoes then they invent some trains and conquer India and maybe put some trains there hey China Britain my stuff from us now did we already got everything says China so Britain tried to get them addicted to opium which worked actually but then China made it illegal and dumped it over to the sea so Britain threw a hissy fit and made them open up postings and give them an island Britain and Russia are playing a game where they try to stop each other from conquering Afghanistan also the that's just where he lives India just had a revolution and they would like to govern themselves now that's it I put on a tour for someone before keep it I'll repeat it States finally figured out whether slavery is good or bad it's better they decide and then they continued manifesto which is to kill the rest of the natives and take them away maybe kick out the Mexicans - I know let's rape Africa said Europe scrambling to see you could rape at the fastest Britain and France are still hungry wait Spain controls Cuba Oh blame something on them and go to war what should we blame on Spain let's blame the Maine on Spain so they blame the nade on Spain now we're in business zel ready to kick panama out of Panama and make a canal to oceans Britain just found oil in the Middle East China is so tired of being bossed around if they determine and make a new stronger government which is accidentally weaker and controlled by a guy from the previous government you're a peasant head of Loris is the last war so they start World War look at those guns it's gonna be a great war so great we won't need a second one after it's over they bloom Germany Russia went on strike and workers overthrew the government now everyone's paycheck is the same come in soon the Arabs rules and Britain helps now the Ottoman Empire is gone so we can give the Jewish people please to hopefully the arocs won't mind let's cut the cake said sikes in Toccoa carving up the remains of the not-so Ottoman anymore Empire except then the Saudis conquer Arabia it just seemed like the right thing to do hello yes it's the 1920s calling let's get in the car and drive to a party and listen to jazz on the radio and go to the movies the economy is great and it'll probably be great forever just kidding he's mad at the Jews for existing Japan is finally conquering the East and they're so excited they raped Nanking way too hard they should probably just deny him Hitler's out of control so the international community tackles him and tries to explain why killing all the Jews is a bad idea but he kills himself before they could explain it to him bonus round Pacific showdown United States vs Japan seems legit hi I'm Gandhi and Britain doesn't get the hell out of India I'm going to starve myself in public well that worked bonus now there's Pakistan actually to Pakistan one of them can be angry - later the Jews I only figured out which one of them should live in the Holy Land me they both said at the same time as happy China there's a new China in China what's on the menu communism no thanks said the other China escaping to an island I wonder which one is the real China there's the Korean Korea vs. Korea nobody wins then it's unpolished forever let's meet the sponsors oh it's the two global superpowers they're having a friendly debate over which the system is good and which one is an evil virus of Satan and they both have atom bombs wait wait no that will be the end of the world let's just keep it cool and spy on each other instead hey and make sure we have enough atom bombs I'll race you to space we're tired of being pillaged so here's a new map with new countries now you can't tell who they're being pillaged by the United States finally decided whether racism is good or bad it decided it's bad and the world agrees South Africa I might need a little to think about it let's check the world population hello okay technology's better - that might keep happening Sookie relax a little man accidentally falls upon your oxy Union oh no I can all use the same money except Britain because they don't feel like it let's check them out surprise it's on the computer someone just attacked America I bet they'll remember that phone call surprise it's in your pocket want to learn everything surprise it's on the cover now your phone's a computer which is in your pocket whoops the economy just crashed don't worry the big banks won't fail because they're not supposed to surprise flying robots to bring some new friends some people have no food the globe is warming [Music] everybody let's inventor said the thing inventor inventor after being invented by a thing inventor that's pretty cool by the way where the hell are we really sleepy go back to school I think I think I got some of it too much history there's so much history I'm supposed to spread this out over the course of like 20 years this is too much no there's so many places and people and Wars and and advancements and religions and and enterprises wars fortunately I got all that down no problem I was able to retain all that information I am a sponge like that oh yeah you're gonna pass the test tomorrow no problem no problem then no problem no problem no problem just rush out I really did appreciate this video I mean Joshua did say it's a pretty fast paced video not prepared for how fast that video was gonna be that's an understatement I'm gonna go on record as this yeah I feel like if you pause this video every two seconds and took a note you might learn the world's history I mean you could learn pretty much everything here and then just go let me pinpoint you know that's what we're gonna do we're gonna break down this entire video piece by piece riff off of every single thing that's mentioned here this video is part of a 300 parts - yes this videos gonna be exceptionally long this is really really impressive it's like and zany and well I haven't seen a video like this I think maybe ever or at least in quite some time the way it's edited is brilliantly done I love like the mixture of like different sound effects he uses whenever there's like a country or something America [Music] the strange singing yeah yeah yeah we could make a religion oh yeah I love those bids you can make a religion oh don't it's funny watching the evolution of the history of the world because you can also kind of see it sort of deteriorating as it gets bigger hmm simultaneously which is like sad like this video I thought what my going away we're like wow it's amazing where we are now and how far we've come and in so many ways it really is and then in a lot of ways you're like kind of made a mess out of things how a what society came into play Society came into play games all about territorial and ownership oh yeah on curry that's something that hasn't changed yeah I mean you kind of missed that in in a school environment where everything is so protracted and you're learning this information over so much time but you see it all crunch together in a 20 minute package you're like oh wow one aspect of the history of human life is just us arguing over where to live and yeah whose stuff is white and out of control yeah yeah and then and also you know to see it accelerated like that you realize like oh you you think that some of these squabbles and some of these issues are very old and then you realize like no they're just one in a chain reaction that's keeping on reacting it's been repetitive one part music this video is kind of repetitive and then I realize that's the history where's the history of the world that's repair there's a chain here I think is videos fascinating cuz it exists in this form almost out of necessity like if you're gonna make in any way a digestible non epic length history the world to have to be kind of exactly like this so yeah it's kind of hilarious but it's also like weirdly affecting by the end because like even the speed of the video makes you realize that each little generations impact is just one in a series of little footnotes the problem is you can't really catch much before there's new information but this was like a great recap like I've been wanting a way to refresh on world history it leaves a nice catalyst it's a big recap on it I don't feel like this obviously is not the end-all be-all for your big history lesson because it's a lot of facts of like all what happen until service yeah all the details addresses like like quick facts you know of like this war happened this part happened this part happened but a lot of the why did this happen is the big detail who was responsible and yeah yeah exactly what else was going water by a lot of that's really missing I think what's cool about this is you can find a moment or two if you like please this video really slow you can find a moment or whatever and go I want to learn about that part I want to learn about that part and you could read into that and learn about it see I wish they would take this video and make it a 300 part series just about every bullet point that would be cool of every part of what like I'm like the the breakdown of the breakdown yeah the visual style of it of how they keep going around the world it is crazy to see that when they call it the history of the world then they're catching up to modern times we did just start spreading and spreading and spreading and spreading and now here we are today and it's hard to like kind of wrap your mind around that I think for some like me it's our iris on a cell mining it oh and I can't seem to get rid of us every like month you could update this especially with the way America's been lately oh yeah like every every couple years at least you should just add a minute on you can like when they were going over that Russian and like JFK went at that time yeah oh man Foley this video was made a couple days ago you would have a whole new thing added alistun that makes you realize just how many conflicts are not fresh yeah as much as people love to roll her eyes that like history does just keep meeting and some stuff that we consider like just common knowledge of what's right and what's wrong we had to go through some major things and obstacles and Wars to learn this is an okay and America learn racism's bad yeah things like that where he can say it so quick and funny because you're like well yeah it's wrong slavery's bad yeah we know that but there's a time where we are we had to learn you know the hubris of all the people who are like no no I want to conquer like all of this land and then immediately breaks back apart things like that these weird things that seem like no brainers that we had to learn over are you gonna rule that many people and how yeah how are you gonna like enslave people like what is happening I don't remember the quote from true detective but there's something Matthew McConaughey say it says about how consciousness is like the the evil part of humanity I think human consciousness was a tragic misstep in evolution we became too self-aware nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself we are creatures that should not exist by natural law mmm that sounds god awful that's like what this made me think of how the world was just naturally evolving and then society came into play and then we kind of it became this repetition chain of command that just kept spreading like a virus over the earth that is I think our consciousness came into play truthfully because like that's where you'd start to develop your need for things like societies like laws and money and religion oh yeah it's like I don't have the same game from us coming up with it you know and we don't have like the same pack instincts and stuff the animals do so after a certain point in time we were like okay I guess we have to collaborate on what is gonna be and maybe try and like agree to stuff and then you know you got some pockets of people who are just trying to do that a peaceful way and they got other pockets people were like we're gonna agree to stuff in some of our that's mean we're gonna just take what you have I mean I'm grateful for where we are now I mean it ends I'm just weird like he's talking about true technology advances but they kind of feel sci-fi when you're looking at everything else there so they're on the tail end you know yeah so I'm very happy for the time as we live in now I think like we live in a time of miracles like here to go back a couple hundred years ago to tell you about like planes and stuff would be like that's a that's a thing of you know myth yeah so it's pretty amazing to see why or no we still have a lot of the same group repeat Society ways you know and we're all just trying to improve people are people people are people why should it be that you and I get together soon so but this is a video you can definitely watch on repeat I would torture someone with this video I wouldn't I would lock them in a room and just have this on a loop and before you know it they know the entire history for a week and they would know at all what I would do is put it on a loop but every time it reaches about three minutes to the end I'll have another one start playing so after a while you just have it overlapping and overlapping and overlapping and then you really will lose your mind this was an amazingly dumb video perfectly executed this must have taken us guys must be really surprised that he edited this in just a day and he improvised all that dialogue - he went all off memories he didn't spit or anything it's pretty amazing how they were able to do that alright guys well I'm gonna go to bed you guys can subscribe to the reject nation thanks Joshua for that insane video why he waited two years for that I don't know if that was the response you were looking for and you could check this out AAB type my brain hurts stop page there's a lot of fun stuff there I'll talk to you guys soon my brain is tired I don't learn

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Length: 30min 21sec (1821 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 25 2018