Peter's Friends Gate Crash Interview on Jonathan Ross | Peter Kay

[Applause] [Music] he's oh well i'm glad you gave that warning oh dear will you guys have a little nose not been on this new set have you not been on here no oh no [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] it's a building it's meant to be it represents the country hang on stereo let's jiggle them around and what's that behind there belfast very london-centric no interest well not over here this is the north part of it that's it well that's it yeah when you go around there there's bongton where you live oh yeah [Laughter] [Applause] i don't know what's going on with your ear these days what do you mean what's going on with my hair my mum says she thinks that you think you're nicola's kid [Laughter] i think he thinks he's nicholas kids i know you once said you said i wouldn't do anything my show that my mum wouldn't like you're mom no no not my i met your mom yeah well she'd like to drink a lift did you yeah yeah i met her lift once how did nothing like fatal attraction did she say to you oh hello peter i'm jonathan's mum what did you say to her i've seen you i think you're jonathan's mum or have you you said this is my mom oh i was there i i don't remember that you were in there i see okay well that makes perfect sense now yeah anyway i don't know what your mum likes but you would make sure that she would call me yeah and say she says peter that don't be saying that cut that out does she actually give you advice on that then if my mum army wife says that something isn't funny i know i've struck gold do you like it when people come up to you do people approach you all on the streets are you an approachable figure yeah yeah what's up with her people like it's nice generating happiness and warmth yes do you do the selfies they ask you for selfies are you happy to pose for selfies yeah yeah working properly yeah well that's the thing they don't network them i remember children i always dawned french said touch their arm and say you know you're alone oh you're cold so were you you're dead i like to be chilly i like to stay cut i i try and keep my temperature down have you ever been tempted just to sort of pop a nipple out behind just to surprise something what do you want to i mean why do we do these research chats i said this to ollie i said he'll do it wrong [Music] there's nothing i've heard about nipples no i just wonder whether you were playing a little joke i'll tell you what pocket i'd write his questions for him and he'd stick to them so uh uh you live you live in baltimore listen i've got to tell you something yeah just calm down love i've got to tell you something i've made a bit of a mistake i've messed up oh no what i went to a christmas pho last saturday and i knew i was coming on here and i offered you as a raffle prize what is that what does that mean exactly well i basically offered you as a meet and greet before before you make the assumption i'm going to understand they're here this evening yes yeah well i didn't know and it don't matter you can edit it out can't you well i just thought we should do after the show no do it no do it no just come up [Applause] okay so this was an auction or a raffle or what was that raffle at christmasville last week yeah okay and uh we went along to christmas oh you one more congratulations but was this what you wanted to win or was it like [Applause] where are you going now what's going on you're going to go and meet the people in agreement you want me to come back and i'll wait here can you not all the foot well how long are you going to be are you just standing there and i'll come back in a minute okay all right well don't be too long because you're like our star guest okay so okay where is he i was enjoying the show they're doing all right very kindly do this well it's it was an unexpected surprise but i'm having to go with it this is lovely this is what this is now i'm introducing something to you now yeah peter this is taking the old showbiz which is what you very much represent in this day and age we're mixing it with the gogglebox era right of real people this is where this will be in a few years so you're thinking we should have a raffle and that's how we get our guests at christmas first and get your guests on yeah they're having a nice time back there they'll look like this that with paul hollywood [Applause] now so he's a priest that fella yeah that's father phillip yeah she's a real man she's a bit lazy she makes the most of every opportunity can i put it that way i think she's i think she's flattened a bit of grass jonathan okay these grapes are going to go through me yeah where's hannah mary and phillip are they coming back get them in here oh yeah i still get that yeah people shook garlic bread at me who would have thought that the food would be a catchphrase we couldn't get it in morrison's other week and my wife started car with children in our ages you say why are you so long i said i couldn't find garlic bread and i couldn't ask for it because i was mortified to say where is the garlic bread because they all would have said i found it though end of a nail well it's been lovely so pete it's always a joy to have you on this lovely and thank you so much for bringing your friends along so will you join me in saying thank you to mary to and to philip and of course mr peter deliver they said no we do lamb chicken and fish bang foreign now we've started now we've started you

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Length: 9min 16sec (556 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 09 2021