Best of John | Peter Kay's Car Share

[Music] hiya oh hi yeah i'm all right what was that i don't know gone all right can i help you buddy just having a breather yeah you just bang on my roof probably drink down yeah i mean some kind of a funny term what's up no i'm just having a drink what's your problem what's my problem it's a car not of course does it get it off all right someone got out of bed the wrong side this morning someone should have stayed in bed lots of things you're clearly naked you are getting off the roof you wanna have a ride down alpha to get yourself some stabilizers hey get your battle off me ruth john john who is it just some chancer chancer piss off come again you word hey watch the bear work all right soldier i'm just having a minute oh my god what's happening a minute hell on your bike hi i'm on my bike are you winding me up i've told you i'm just having a breather the breather you don't breathe when i open this door not on your head you threatening me what do you reckon why are you being so aggressive why am i being aggressive are you deliberately thick i don't know what's all this about eh aggressive i'll show you aggression when i undo this belt oh yeah i will yeah you started it yeah hang out you finish it yeah i will get your bath lock me roof yeah just go go yeah go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well just go and take a running jump yeah hey peace [Music] a very strange the reaction i see the more i juice [Music] in time watch this jesus oh god [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] shoot to link on youtube whilst this well let me see i can't do it online hey yo what's you help on your bike i am on my bike why are you wearing me up that's not cyclist he must have been filming it oh that's not fair you're being aggressive are you deliberately thick hey what's all this about huh aggressive i'll show you aggressive when they undo this belt oh you know yeah i will yeah and i'll finish it yeah i will i can't believe this yeah just go go go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're out just go and take a running jump yeah driver i can't believe that that's out of order let me watch it again watching it again anyway how was your makeup party virgin b it's next monday i got my weeks wrong i just went jogging instead come again okay what virgin b it's next monday look at the virgin v you went dogging yeah well we can be neighbor there's nothing on telly so we just went up the back field dogging yeah as in dog in yeah talking well well you bought my eyes what do you mean you went dogging yes and who's this ken fella ken my next door neighbor oh he's in his 80s now but he's very active sounds like it beautiful blue eyes i think that's a glam coma i have to link it through the woods that you do there's your bastard what what's your problem notes it is a shame for him though he usually takes maggie but she's on her last legs who's maggie it's cocker a cocker spaniel a dog what else so dog is with a dog of course dogging's with a dog what else would dogging me she didn't have sex at doors of people watching are you what are you why are you asking me that you are sick john why you said you went dogging outdoors when i was supposed to think in the park with my dog talking with my dog misty so you go dog walking you don't go dogging well it's the same thing they're not the same thing any l is the same thing that a million miles apart we've been living on the moon dog walkers are dockers i've even got a car sticker that says doggins for life not just for christmas people are always beeping yeah i'm bloody bad they are dogging is people outside usually in a car having sex with other people where's the dog what dog where's the dog in your dog in i don't know i don't think there is a dog well why is it called doggy i don't know but i'm telling you dogging is not walking with dogs you winding me up ask anybody do you know what i bloody well well i'm telling you a world-class creative stylists know all the latest haircuts including the weave the buzz cut the angel and even the waterfall braid our salon waterfall breaks braid your head what's the waffle bread let that in the face for the first time in years cut above hairdresser or is he just no he's a hairdresser you've cut sir he's mobile but i don't think i'll go to him anymore because i wrote another week and he did it in back kitchen and his daughter comes in and stands at her looking at me while i have no top on she's not about seven why haven't you got a tap on that's even worse in front of his daughter his daughter shouldn't be there should be outside playing into the house this is everybody it's like a little baraka in the radio [Music] keep moving breaking get on up when you're down i don't know if i'm driving i can't do it i know it's not much but it's okay i keep on moving on [Music] [Laughter] who's in the toaster he's back tomorrow you know spending time in my garden reminds me of the cycle of life birds bees butterflies foxes nothing lasts forever and that's why i called arthur whelan and co it's not always easy thinking about what will happen after you're gone but by paying just a small amount each month you can be assured of a lump sum to be enjoyed by your family when you're just a photograph in a frame call 08081 570 for a free no obligation quote arthur whelan for when tomorrow doesn't come [Music] this is forever how do you get on we're missing a minute where coldy she's a house dog she's very lazy ken nips around at lunch time why you got a key yeah you give him a key to your house yeah why in emergencies he nips in at lunchtime let's route the back she has a little run round sometimes if he's going for a walk he'll take her with him anybody trust in giving him a key it's ken what's he going do down throwing your knickers on his head oh your bad mind did john that's your problem well you better leave a camera set up you'll soon find it oh yes we will soon find out never mind you've been framed you're the king goes dogging right pull over now whoa just pull over here quick why what's up come on i was only having a laugh excuse me yeah you excuse me have you got me in it you know him who is it hello oh you're beautiful are you hello you daddy you're beautiful how old is she she's just six months ah look handful i can tell you no listen would you mind settling an argument for us well would you describe yourself as a dogger oh sorry bud you don't mean any offense don't listen so wind up no no not at all not at all so why do you ask are you both um doggers well i am he just thinks i'm some kind of weirdo most natural thing in the world i've done it for years i'll met the wife see and where do you uh where do you do your doggy man to be honest best place i've found industrial estate after that you need to keep your wits about you yeah are you uh looking for me to go dogging me me and a wife would love the company yeah i don't see why not you're lovely see told you he doesn't understand the joys of dogging well he's clearly never in front of a crowd does he flower right drive on drive on jon jon drive drive drive can't get over that he's made me look like a rat villain and he was the one who caused it the big big drive home this is forever right now who else has seen [Music] i will jump [Music] that's outrageous and look at that 8 000 views now i've gone bloody viral [Music] you out tonight no i'm back there we arms again how are we washing the storm cladding after i've taken her to zumba oh where'd she go churchill presley hear the crematory oh she wants to try shaban it's a new zumba it works every muscle group you can come with me sit michael's primary every tuesday don't you vote for you very much 350 but they test your cholesterol as well who does shirley's husband was he trained well they got a pack from flora a couple of years back he uses that you wanted here oh it's ken from next door you should don't say anything don't say anything doesn't [Music] okay look do you fancy going dogging again i think we need to have a little chat kenneth all right okay [Music] [Laughter] yes [Music] they said no we do lamb chicken and fish bang foreign no we've started no we've started you

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Length: 15min 14sec (914 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 22 2021