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it's soft celebration from mark allman and they did this song and i always imagined when they didn't have much money that um mark coleman got his dad to play keyboards on the song you see when they first started you press play stuart so this is [Music] i'm gonna make sure [Music] [Music] i know he starts getting cocky now that's getting cocky [Music] [Applause] started off i left school and got a job at franny lee's packing toilet rolls um in the factory not in his house not on packing his shopping i worked there for six months and then i left at christmas because they went to continental shifts and i won't wear a sombrero [Music] what about the cashier cash and carry too i worked in the cash and carry i went working there after with the we had a manager there called brian by the way that was named brian by the way great name you see that you couldn't write that brown by the way and he used to be he would kind of manage if you've got time to lean you've got time to clean if you know what i mean all right oh you should be obsessed with putting stacking shelves you put some art shelves the eye level is bi-level if they can't see it they can't buy it they're having a robbery they're cash and carry they were a thursday night proper arm read it's through this and i will work in it thursday night and um our price not tuna fish with kevin broughton and the um it come out tanner cash office miriam just mr by the way just the end of the tunnel you know what mr by the way i thought someone's going down here kev and we roam around into pop isle and they were up front pop pile and they were up front with these sawn off shotguns you know but if you're ever in anything like that it's delayed shock because at the time your brain it's like it's not happening you know what i mean i mean i got home i was subbing to middle of tomorrow's world but like when at the time like they turned and i swear to god they went out they turned they went you two get down and i said what you mean dance you bring the family down today yeah i brought my mum down and my wife susan and um minham did vaginas come does yeah she is god lover she's um she put a flask off on train which is what they won't know what that means don't even know it's a flashlight that's right put a flask up means you brought we're in first class i treated them sorry you treated us [Laughter] in fact i've got the receipts she brought some sandwiches so when they came down first class with trolley we had a tesco's all nut bar and uh and a flask of tea she said the tea stewed peter taste out that's tea that's good she's always coming out with great she said a great thing other night did you see um because that wrong last sunday stella kubrick's a chocolate orange she called it did you see a chocolate orange stanley kubrick how do you get all your material from coming down precisely i mean you just i mean you do i mean i mean that's why you don't leave your your roots you like living up there of course you do but they just keep your ears open and it's all there isn't it yeah well it becomes i don't know either where you get it from the moment at library and said um woman said your piece is doing very well for himself but he he's always really quiet when he comes in here [Laughter] hello [Applause] [Music] we can relax [Music] hello [Music] i brought a bag of treats dinner because it was your last show i thought you know i thought we'd be having a laugh because i've got party arts here [Applause] i thought you didn't have a big table though i've only got that [Applause] [Music] yes [Applause] look at that what's that victoria sandwich you've said that a few times [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] one of them come on yeah hey are you talking this is about you this i know this is yours i know that oh because you're this is it now what else is that you've had them all on here aren't you i've had them all in there fred stir yeah bet davis yeah roddle [Applause] welcome and wise the two of them kiss her death when you think about it how long have we got you know what i mean we're not on because we're good we're on because we're alive i thought our youngest it's like cocoonness [Applause] and he'd come in and put his bag down in front to eat it literally trunk wall and this is where i got idea for brian from this and it blew back this eater there were a guy on stage thinking you know welder by day neil diamond by night you know and he's singing um don't go changing the track i'll stand up for this can i do you man don't go changing to try and please me you never emit dressing room uh he puts his bag down and eight blows back bang all right score you can hit comp he runs don't mind he belongs what have you done he said you put your bag in front you said you're blowing the lights you're blowing the lights and you ran on stage grab microphone off this singer and went marion married and then and then cashtill's still on there and he's still on and she went yeah he went right that's all you were bothered about money threw it back to his goal i need to know that you are eating it god [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] go easy on them slow zooms i'm telling you now i could see jerry springer's fillings last week i don't know what to crack with this is that all back pull back uh now listen close up first question i'm always with you how's your name oh she's fine yeah she's fine she's 84 in december she'll not like me saying that but whatever i always say it anyway no well not last year because you're at 23. she's fine yes she's uh she's well she sends her love she wants no one give us a clue coming back when you're back on itv when's the big reunion doing lionel noona um she stopped eating eggs because she don't want bird flu that's true [Music] and my sister rang up and i've got your sounds free thing in the car so my sister went i went you're right you should just talk and i went yeah i'm fine i went i mean anne's with me and she hello now i mean hello julie well she's talking to daughter speaker hello julie no she's everywhere i'll tell you i used to tell people ending to films as they were coming in i'd say there you go rip tickets and thread them through a needle egg one of course the films so there you go um two for six cents bruce i think bruce willis would be a ghost enjoy the film and uh but once we had a guy come in one saturday afternoons he came in this guy and he had a god love him he come in and he said i don't feel very well he said i think i'm going to have a fit and i went oh god oh god and he came in and and he went into put him at corner and he later they went and got the manager who and projectionist alan who were for e-word from job club and um he would only partially started dwarf projections they've ever met in your life he had two binoculars in the school and uh they went we got oh you were diamond they went and got in and they came down and saw this man put him in recovery position what are you doing to this poor man no i'm telling him no listen and then listen we had 200 kids in toy story so i said what we're going to do because if they pile out and they see him here they'll be all panda they'd rang for ambulance so i said what we're gonna do manager said get that and it were a six foot cardboard cutout a flipper and they and paramedics come and say where is he i say he's over there [Music] in those clubs at that time when you look back on on those days uh from the position where you are now do you look back with fondness do you enjoy it oh yes it's i think it's um i did eccles masonic all once where there's a shirt that's a guy said to me how do you want your lights and i went what are the options you went on or off you need a light switch up wall with a sure look alike who did shania twain songs and another gig with her and she this other one would sure look like she would call share and share a like that first day i did a schneider twain when she would caution her twin and she was supporting pete law not meatloaf pete low people carpet fitter with a grudge you have an harley davidson on stage and he did battle jamelle i did a gig last year i got to tell you this and this was funny at blackpool operas and uh there was for some reason there were all magicians on it second down and i didn't know i knew they were but what happened i come out beginning at night and i said hello and cursings was shut and the big curtains at blackpool operas and i put them on my shoulder i said these should be out and i pulled them open like that and then because i said like that set up back there it looks lovely that and everyone laughed and thought i'll pass it short and then i did me everything and that second half will come on they were shut again and i went the shots again so i put on my shoulder and pulled them up and there's a magician trying to put a woman in a box this works as a funniest thing is she is she well yes she's cracking yeah she loves to watch the program yeah she watches you she won't be what next week because you're off aren't you but that's it come on have a look she got you this special she had one of these spur for you what is it what is it it's when you put it on on your neck you know when you're in a warden [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it's for when you're in a warden control flat push your button there that's what you do they come running dude yeah if murray isn't garden and you keel over watching cash in the attic or something you're very nice and i've you've got to keep active you know what i mean i don't want you going stiff you've done it again and i've got you uh um yeah you'll love this stand up stand up oh god let's get together i've got your job [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] 20 minutes 20 minutes at morning to primary school it's a primary school 20 minutes tomorrow 20 minutes at night [Music] [Applause] can you sing sandra not at all no you can't no voice at all no my parents were opera singers they say the gene skips a generation it did it did all right absolutely and uh are you in your family that suggests that you might have a you know fine singing voice i mean was that your first ambition to be a singer no i just did it for a laugh you did my current relief video and i said to you and we're filming i just said i sang this song play it on your show on the radio on a sunday anyway why don't you sing it and i went yeah i'll be a laugh and then you know you're going i told susan i said i'm singing a song she went what are you doing that for i said well it'd be a bit of fun so it's a bit of fun well that's the idea we're having fun oh i'm not saying that but i'm not michael ball there's no album coming up this wasn't one of the of the six lp's you had it was a kid growing up it's not bought but i'm singing it for me now where are you for edie right no i was told i was singing it ah and then she went let me know i don't know if you went you know she still thinks it's the window yeah and when i sang it on a show on granada without a television station nothing and i sang it and my nan came watching me and there was no audience she was just sat on the chair and i finished and i came over and she said oh you know sinatra [Laughter] no not well done just like you're not sinatra so i'll sing it for you fun and for all of us who haven't all right peter k your band is this is for me nana for sandra l is for the way you look at me you can clap o is for the only one i see v is very very extraordinary e is even more than anyone that you adore and love is all that i can give to you love is more than just a game for two [Music] here we go [Music] is very very extraordinary anyone that you adore and love is all that i can give to you love i'm smaller [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] was made for me [Music] [Applause] okay [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

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Length: 20min 18sec (1218 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 11 2022