Weddings | Peter Kay: Live at the Manchester Arena

I went to a wedding about two weeks ago first ones up any wedding little girls about ten eleven year old dancing don't care but you always get out you always get a little girls dancing you always get a little loves doing this slannen on the knees look your trousers get off looking he shows us the filth they get up lookey accounts the filthy come on sit down cool down look you're Austin you're wet flu sit down that's some lemonade looking like a Bullmastiff boy I want your 22 just calm down will you best man you always get auntie's and grandmas doing the bent-over dance it's no kid it's nobody there grandma's always go early but what in Sandra your grandma's going though 10 to 8 screwing grandma's like you order from Star Wars is about 3 foot tall with a runner on [Music] going going not this goes too that's not music it's just bloody night go get home and get settled get Curtin job give us a kiss there you go grandma you get old you get home get a shave there's lots of bitchiness at weddings look at that dress when was she measures for them the brightest teen or you'll all really nice under look at you and your buddy princess have a good day you deserve it you're a star chicha packed into that in check but gonna rounds of sacral ground [Applause] I love DJ's at weddings at taco night and you can't understand the word the same okay you know sake for uglies they've got a tuxedo the puppy's ready the book beat is ready [Music] dog off first we don't know one repeat ten minutes we're not pigs dad will give me some Buffy gonna get me some coffee how about naughty I'll keep the seats I'll keep the seats you go you know what to do oh she's put a good spread on cut-out bolivars keeps chicken legs follow bones quiche again chicken legs pinball ovens keep the salad is one tip on a shitload of mirrors the salaries I wasn't asking scooby-doo when these run down a corridor in scooby-doo and the used pass same things of Allah bombs Kiki's chickie like Lala votes [Music] yeah dub what you saw food [Music] it's lit darling in you hey I'm beautiful huh beautiful huh that's the future how's the chair sensation it's your future what's that excuse me what cheesecake Jesus Christ am I is playing tricks on me cheese cake a cake of cheese the dirty bastard jeez kitten whatever sick cheesecake cheesecake no Cheesecake no Jenna bus cheese after coffee everyone's a bit pissed know the I wanna dance DJ puts on Greeks megamix music man bite less that's the winner come on Eileen jive bunny better rock and roll fat mums and dads whipped whipped c'mon everybody to do walked on da bed Easter he's up he's got his brand-new cream slip-ons on his wife's got a beehive and a face like a smacked ass Liat each of those dots with the boss look jiving the ticket really seriously dad's get up drunk with the toys fuss around their heads I've not lost it well they wind up singing the drunkenly I'm gonna clue what words up don't sink we feel the meat sound the tangerine dancing queen eating Chinese will mr. bean you can dance in your underpants the other side Padilla's I always love at weddings are the ones of the shirts often because they've been fantastic in afternoon got a back perm blonde I lights in there who amounts Paul Nicolas they love themselves and all they do is just flirt all night and show off and talk to women and talk after every line of every record this [Music] one of the go whatever hit that's right it's party time come on [Music] that's gonna come on what about your knees [Music] hugs Ronald that's right Oh true [Music] yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] we'll see people me at weddings when they start doing the walk into the dance floor dance oh you know who you are when you start dancing while you're walking up to dance floor [Applause] [Applause] then your mom gets up there's always some cousin in each 30s mister still reckons he can breakdance [Music] [Music] [Applause] and then you dub he does like this in karma [Music] now you're talking [Music] ghetto ghetto police not wall it's that one [Music] I wrote that waiting that night when that woman collapse with his other friend new YMCA we laughed as well they got fabulous for a fabulous fabulous come the Ratana reached our trot off dancefloor northern defibrillators like ER clear clear what lights were dimming you see us last thought it's only up Buster I was going on well the end of a wedding well the girls thought I mean we keep on be little big full of don'ts for keep don't sit but New york-new your Ben Ben Ben Adam boom-boom everyone's up big circle round and groom it middle everyone kicking out of him be a part of it I'll make that dress fit your fat [ __ ] I got Litton made me want of a slip-on uncle no beds cream slip-on shoe [Laughter] casualty three o'clock in morning with a slip but I can add new banging bigger light below nobody glosses please can you make us a door please come on about your busters great your lights DJ thanks again especially thinkin I got my second picture all day but special don't take a look after yourself give me three reasons okay can I go back I'll see you again all the best goodbye tada got it from to disco packet Oh put a bit of water on that well upon my furnace and air holes I said hey you know like we're doing proper boy she really talked Rockets here quail us now said dear deliver they said nor we do a lot of chicken and fish bang form don't know who started know who started you

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Length: 12min 32sec (752 seconds)

Published: Thu May 14 2020