Pete Davidson & Machine Gun Kelly Take a Lie Detector Test | Vanity Fair

Pete yeah Coulson I gathered here today to take a lie detector test I was like cool one of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other one interviews and then we'll switch call so who wants to be in the hot seat first [Music] of course yeah there's a lot of those weird ones I know you and you know me okay okay cool is your name Colson Baker yes do you go by the name Machine Gun Kelly yes are you nervous yes are you worried that you might incriminate yourself during this interview absolutely is there uh is there anything you would want to admit before we begin oh cool do you think I could be a good rapper oh my god no if you gave me a beat right now you think I can freeze yes yes you are you a are you a better rapper than actor yes do you think I'm a better stand-up comedian than I am an actor not to be lying but I think you're great at both did you say that one's true I don't feel it's kind of he's telling the truth Oh me they try to break they try to tear us apart man trying to tear us apart you ain't gonna break us up have you ever fake laughed at any of my jokes no no that's true is this man funnier than me who's that there's Larry the Cable Guy right oh he has a catchphrase it should be an oval just off that ya know yeah Am I do you watch SNL every week I watched Pete sparks of SNL every week am I the funniest cast member yeah that's a lie not sure uh yeah it's inan so do you think it's key Kenan Thompson is funnier than me it's actually the next question no yes it's okay let's get it right do you think he the Thompson it's funny no bail we all think that Kenan is funnier than me yeah all right Kenan spider that's cool I'm cool with admitting that do you know what the term bde means oh it's a question yeah man I should have previewed these do I have beady eye evidently created the do you think I have more bde than this guy no no that's dude rocks yeah it's too cold hell no I agree with that what about this woman the Shia more beady either mate hell yeah fair you gotta show me people gonna like that could be go the other way these are like obvious knows you know have you ever lied to me no I know I'm not gonna ask what about what do you smoke weed it's a dumb question what are we just doing yeah do you think you smoke more weed than me I can see that's even yeah have we ever done anything together that might be considered illegal absolutely have you ever seen me naked no no that's true everybody asked me you guys are very close I've ever appeared in one of your dreams Jesus Christ oh my god no but do you ever think you could live with me yeah you are playing Tommy Lee in the Motley Crue biopic right yes I am did you prepare for this role yes I did did you have other names before Machine Gun Kelly yes I did Pete did you ever think about SuperSoaker Kelly no but I saw a sign at Home Depot that's that next to a glue gun and it said Stanley glue gun Kelly as for the thing next you know there's another one whoever wrote this is pretty clever but what about Carlson 45 like Colt 45 I guess you're in bird box on Netflix right I'm in there for five seconds man in there do you think that you'd outlive me in a post-apocalyptic world for some reason I don't know no I don't think I would man I think you're ugly yeah you do you know and some people like win the game and you're like come on man yeah you always do it yeah that's true yeah so your dad right but I just like to say he is a great father thank you that's one yeah he's a great dad like a great great bad me my daughter and Pete actually took a road trip yeah and we spent krispies together it was beautiful they don't write about that yeah actually yeah up at this news yeah you do yeah great a press conference with Al Gore the other day nobody give up I warrant Balenciaga hat everybody went nuts makes no sense this world all right do you think I make it good dad yeah hell yeah you need to check that will you ever let me babysit your daughter absolutely yeah will you be wrapping the great job well you did a great job on the road trip yeah you got an ice cream and we crushed it went to that we killed it will you be wrapping at 73 probably us yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you'll still wrap for like a yeah I wrapped like it's in my blood you know enable like right you know yeah we don't want to be like some guys yeah just like I just overstay our welcome I'm doing I'm done Tuesday morning at 55 I'm done yeah no more stand-up after that at any point during this interview did you re we didn't catch it I kept it 100 that's the truth yes true please tell me I get to do this easily they don't care about you and me another two in here next week is your night Pete Davidson yes what Peter but yes like it chicken nuggets pot the other day yeah I know you're famous yeah you are you're the nerd that was on TV yeah I was like then I'm just taking elves left and right dog are you ready to do this real life Tiger yeah you feeling nervous at all no got a question man is just a picture of you mmm yeah okay join your hand yes there's a good night now is this a picture of you no that's even McGregor in Trainspotting do people ever missed a key for someone else yes all the time they do yeah I get steve-o Jon Cryer and John cries ball yeah he's still and that kid from shameless that Ethan get out get out ski the kid that can't get it together yeah is this man your best friend yes but you were also my best friend I got two best friends that's 100 he's likes like slim like I'll send your best friend yeah I'm gonna say Slim's not your best do you trust him with your life Mulaney yes hundred why is that because he's proven to be trustworthy okay yeah do you uh do you think that we'll be friends forever absolutely understand true that's true is it true you got dinner with Kanye yes Kid Cudi yes yeah what'd you eat bunch of rich people stuff that I don't know what a name up why wasn't I invited I don't know because he was like with you an hour before yeah but there's three people invited who paid I did 100 yeah that's right who ordered the most expensive dish Kanye kept keep to order in the whole entire time and I didn't know he was coming and I already like put my car down to pay cuz I thought it was just me and Cuddy and then like shallow me showed up and then kinda showed up like oh and then I had a book two more gigs in Ohio this question is for myself this year is he a dessert guy what kind of food he's a order of the and everything because I can and then we all have one bite maybe if it cuz you you know okay yeah guy would you say that this man is better-looking than me no not even close yeah you have a favorite song of mine have many favorite songs it changes all the time but currently it is one that is unreleased that it's called rollin no could you wrap some of it for me yeah absolutely oh my god oh yeah mmm that's all i qug in fact have you ever pretended to like one of my songs my first no but there are songs that have grown on me and that's 100 do you think I do you think I could successfully try stand up yeah absolutely then that's really frustrating I think he could I think you can get pretty good at it really quickly that's true yeah I've actually done stand-up twice with Pete yeah you're very charismatic yeah I had a two-minute set and I graduated to about a five minutes yeah absolutely do you think you're gonna stand up yes but like not that good so that's that's true that's true you said that's true yeah I don't know I think I'm not good there's many people that are better than me I can name 10 top my head do you think you're a good accurate yes I know I'm good because I'm playing myself in this movie I'm out but like other stuff I don't think I'm not good and I think people just like my face or hate it so it works either way you know I mean yeah better than me no I'm not a better actor you could play characters and stuff I can only play myself false however however do you think oh yeah do you think you're more smooth when it comes to flirting yes absolutely 180 yes okay absolutely and Anderson but isn't it you're a better-looking guy than I am but I'm better talking okay yeah and also like you look tougher and like like you're really sweet and stuff you're always like people like oh my God he's actually like really sweet you know as opposed to like you know I could just yeah yeah we're a good deal for coz anybody you know I mean that guy's actually really sweet yeah you are better when it comes with yeah are you afraid of going to jail no yeah we used a rose it yeah do you think your tats are better than mine no do I have any tasks that you don't like yes I'm not sure but I'm sure there's like one I could find out how does no one be a liar I don't love every single town like oh I got mine have one write these questions do overs know if they trying to break us man I feel it man I know they trying to break us tries to ruin your fun have you ever used your fame to get free stuff hell yes yeah that's the whole point of famous dog oh yeah are you better person now that you're rich yes 100% way better yeah that's pretty shitty that I was poor yeah I was a shitty doing house before yeah those angry yeah I'm still shitty but like rich about it now you're good are there any sketches on SNL that you wish you'd been in no if you had to write a sketch that I was in do you know what it would be no I would love to do one but I don't know it would be a rap song without be preferable but also a live sketch would be quite fun at any point during this interview did you lie and we didn't catch a cappella no Thanks as long as you wanted that's the fifth pound of the interview

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Length: 13min 43sec (823 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 27 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/porcelainfountains]

“I think people just like my face. Or hate it. So it works either way.”

[u/readerino]

This was really cute. Would have loved to see Mulaney!

[u/DontLetMeCaveIn]

Damn... I love Pete but I HATE MGK.

[u/Dekrow]

Pete and MGK dropping some deep truth shit here accidentally. You see how quickly they both were like "yea I was way shittier when I was poor"?

When you're poor, you scrape and claw for every bit you can, that shit is universal.

[u/IniMiney]

Lotta hate for MGK, what has he done besides his feud with Eminem? I'm legit curious since I don't listen to or follow him.

[u/ADWeasley]

Aww. They’re like the two annoying best friends giggling in the back of the classroom. Their friendship is adorable.

Do Beck and Kyle next!

[u/dreemageena333]

I thought Pete got clean just recently? I hope he's doing well. I'm rootin' for him. :)