Chad Horror Movie - SNL

[ THUNDER ] [ PHONE RINGING ] >>> HELLO? >> HELLO CHAD. >> WHO IS THIS? >> AH, AH, AH. I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE. >> THIS MATT? >> NO. TELL ME CHAD. >> THIS KELLY? >> NO, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME? >> OH, NO THANKS. [ PHONE RINGING ] >> HELLO? >> SORRY, CHAD. YOU CAN'T SAY NO TO A GAME THAT YOU'RE ALREADY PLAYING. >> OKAY. >> AND I'LL KNOW IF YOU'RE CHEATING, CHAD BECAUSE I'M WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW. >> OKAY. >> AND BECAUSE I'M THERE, I'LL LET YOU PUT SOME SHORTS ON BEFORE WE START. >> I'M GOOD. >> I'M NOT ASKING. >> OKAY. >> TELL ME CHAD, WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? >> [ BLEEP ] FALLS OFF. >> BUT I BET YOU ALSO FEAR DEATH, AND IF YOU LOSE MY GAME, YOUR PRETTY LITTLE THROAT WILL GET SLIT. >> HM, SLIT. >> TURN THE PATIO LIGHT ON. >> OKAY. >> I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO SEE. THAT'S NO. PATIO LIGHTS. >> OKAY. >> OH MY GOD. NEVER MIND. YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HEAD IS OUT THERE. >> I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. >> THEN WHO IS ASHLEY. >> WE JUST -- [ DOORBELL RINGING] >> AH, THE PIZZA'S HERE CHAD. BETTER ANSWER THE DOOR. >> LIT. >> STRANGE THAT YOU DIDN'T ORDER PIZZA. HELLO? >> THANKS. >> SHAME ABOUT THE PIZZA GUY, BUT NOW YOU KNOW THE GAME IS REAL, AND THE STAKES ARE -- CHAD, CAN YOU GET A PLATE. YOU'RE EATING PIZZA OVER YOUR WHITE RUG, AND COUCH, AND I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO SPILL IT. THERE'S ONE UNDER THE PIZZA BOX. >> OKAY. GOT IT. >> HELLO CHAD. >> HOLD UP. HELLO. >> NO CHAD, I'M THE PERSON WHO WAS ON THE PHONE. >> OH, WHAT UP? >> YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME CHAD. WE GREW UP TOGETHER. YOU CALLED ME EVERY NAME IN THE BOOK EXCEPT MY OWN. FERGUSON TODDLE. >> OH, NICE TO MEET YOU. >> WE'VE MET. ALL THROUGH MIDDLE SCHOOL YOU TORMENTED ME. YOU TEASED ME. YOU MADE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL. >> OH MY BAD. >> YOU SLEPT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. >> SORRY. >> MY SISTER. >> OH MY BAD. >> MY MOTHER. >> SHE GOOD? >> MY HATRED TOWARDS YOU GREW IN ME LIKE A CANCER, A CANCER THAT ROTTED AWAY UNTIL I -- ARE YOU WATCHING TV? >> "RIDICULOUSNESS." >> YO THIS KID FALLS RIGHT THE HELL OFF HIS -- >> CHAD, DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON? [ FART ] >> SAFETY. >> I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, CHAD. >> OH, NO THANKS. >> OH, I'M AFRAID YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. >> GAME OVER, CHAD. >> OKAY.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 18,311,516

Keywords: nbc, snl, saturday night live, snl host, snl 44, snl season 44, season 44, snl host john mulaney, john mulaney, pete davidson, scream, the unknown caller, chad horror movie, s44, s44e14, episode 14, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, John Mulaney, comedian, Big Mouth, Kid Gorgeous, netflix special, writer, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Thomas Rhett, Life Changes, Marry Me, Die a Happy Man

Id: fF6gExZu-2M

Length: 3min 43sec (223 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 02 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Galileo908]

“What’s your biggest fear?”

“Dickfallsoff.”

[u/clandestinite]

ok

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[u/rolotony_browntown]

Huhu

Slit.

[u/jrodfantastic]

Chad somehow became a well rounded character.

[u/bit99]

she good?

[u/devasohouse]

Lit

[u/bm-inthepm]

Who dis?

[u/Fuzzy_Dalek]

Oh no thanks

[u/blue7fairy]

Chad is one of my favorite skits overall from snl.