Peru isn't what I expected 🇵🇪

hola Peru I just landed in a new country and I'm holding up the whole airplane here just to make this intro for you guys sadly I don't remember the safe city we're in but hola papa quieres you dad icky nombre CEO Don who's kuzco kuzco's muchas gracias Cousteau that's the city I mean tiny aircraft Olivia and I was mighty impressed with the landscape as I flew in here so hopefully I'll be able to get a motorbike which I was not able to do it in Bolivia and also hopefully believe me that's most infamous export it's not as ubiquitous here in a room because it isn't that means more videos for you guys so let me get to immigration here and I'm gonna blog the whole new journey to the hotel maybe even a pit stop at Burger King you see if to have that delicious double whopper here in this city so stay tuned and if this is a hotel video and that's all you want to see this fast-forward fifteen minutes from now no buses here apparently so we've all embarked on a grand trek around this little airport hopefully it's not too long a track as I'm mighty hungry Oh breakfast so far not impressed there's only two people working on immigration here at this International Airport so I'm actually cute okay now longer than my flights coming here and there's no internet working here but it is what it is gotta go to the passport control if you want to enter the country Mike might be another 1/2 hour based upon how slow it's been thus far and we are through sometimes it's hard to not that airports bring you down and this time I let it affect me I hate airports but anyway I'm through now we're gonna go and find a taxi to blast out the Animas which seems to be the downtown area the guy in there told me that taxis outside the airport is cheaper than those inside so we will see about that he said about to any insider than 10 to 15 outside here already I can see some some chaos here but this I'm very happy to be here actually it's just I'm a bit tired but as soon as I have a Burger King inside me I believe that I'll feel better so let's see if we can find a taxi Plaza de Armas quantifier Quintus one is called dryptosaurus ain't no no no no no no how much you pay my car oh yeah 15 - OH - a la playa simcha so this including personas Cinco Cinco Sol is how much is cinco solace quanto in English this is the taxes therefore ha is face on them ok five and then for you they included touches 20 face Elizabeth $25 okay tienes tiene is Burger King well done plots are the armistice Burger King and plus M yeah okay Burger King hamburger American yeah okay let's go for some Burger King a double whopper nice old man he deserves a bit extra cuanto tiempo tropi eres trabajo taxi taxi 25 25 years Wow a blind yes same with me Spanish un poco okay maybe we can see if I remember some more phrases once I mean in the taxi this way we'll get a mountains back here Oh what's this altitude sickness quante cuesta 5 solo the leaves which is better leaves or this one this good huh okay let's try some of these coca coca candy okay five --dress --dress --dress --dress --dress --dress for all right we have a deal of course I'm being you know I'm paying through the nose with the airport prices here but who knows did you change 50 no I don't have $4.00 I only have 50 TNS for solace then I'll pay you back the tune I don't have I only have 50 yeah okay Ching I change a 15 okay there we go that's 50 and that's okay do you have change for this I have no idea what is candy is but I'm just spreading the wealth as soon as I land because that was difficult in Bolivia believe me I walked around with a lot of cash but really did I find people who who would be happy for the extra tip that's six dollars okay so this is that's five okay and six all right muchos Gracias good luck let's see what is coca I think this is what bold was chewing on all the time in in in La Paz so where's your taxi this one I think before I was derailed there what I was talking about was I wanna rent a motorbike which was impossible in the past and drive up here in the mountains you'll see this is yours what happened here you have an accident Oh what happened were you driving under the influence yeah yes like his honesty okay to Burger King and beyond let's go hide it outside there actually is the Burger King I think he just says yes whatever I want to whatever I asked about let's see if there's a an accent there's an accident up front ah no accident let's get up front here Wow let's see done if the deal is the deal 25 that's also what they wanted inside the airport but he did tell me outside it's visiting miss quad miss quad yes yes Burger King Burger King yeah okay mucho mucho hungry for comida quiero comida kiddo c'mere oh my Spanish is Jericho man si si okay no accidente no window up or down down here we go okay to downtown cuzco let's go rapido rapido Obama vamos Thank You Louie tranquille okay I guess they don't want any accidents commodities an accident upon accident accident accident mucho Occidental no tranquila tranquila okay stop is right quieres coca hold on let's see if we can there we go yeah thank you very much coca you chew it tastes like caramel let's see if the woman maybe if you want some of her she's the one selling this maybe she wants one too how do you address a saleswoman like this Moorhead Garrus oh no no okay she's not in toluca him she's not into her own groceries hmm but I am it's very good so far my first impressions here is that a room is just far more tada Olivia and especially in the past I mean in love passages we'd never find a supermarket or at 7-eleven or something resembling that but here you you have those convenience stores I've been talking about with the driver here about food and so on so a comedian or owner and park an alpaca yeah it's partitas some kind of meat I guess alpaca yama yama similar but similar to the okay that will be the first set of cholesterol the quiz is quick ultrasonic we see when ideas Kakui illness pacific hamster a hamster yeah quick okay so a hamster in a llama that's his recommendations quiero robot I will try there's also a lot of street vendors here you see these people walking around selling vendor take care of relatives a lot of emails okay Davida there's people ever intersection they're running off they're selling water they're selling drinks like like this guy and Nokia Cassandra no else in the center of a disco guess we're entering the center here now I mean Bolivia being landlocked I think it is much much poorer than than Peru I think Peru is much richer that's what it looks like anyway wonder what the salary and so on is here yeah salario umbrella attack see me mention mass M is the mass you miss thanks 130 Sidhu maze Killians of Bolognese Janeiro cause dollar five hundred five hundred dollars one month good we go it's good good [Music] startled service uh this a 800 sold 800 saw soul in donor is $215 215 for people working in shop like a magazine it sounds then like taxi drivers you make twice the I guess kind of like minimum-wage jobs if if that was correct let me know in the comments section Centro aqui Messiah a three-block see more blocks okay three more blocks and we're at Burger King the driving past is incredible painting three of the incas and you see here you see people being slaughtered you see blood being drained obviously on this on this wide angle lens you won't see much but I'll I'll come back here with my camera and take a photo of this little look incredible we're in the old city now it's looking pretty interesting the Mingus Quan the main square is there the don't the Burger King yeah on the corner run to the right I'm amazed that they actually do it's kind of hot doping when I said I was going to Burger King but I guess now I am so have to walk off there yeah little progressive trick oops hold on get this high sidewalk Harry okay you're prevented the first little Paquito all right that just works perfect I'll actually forgot what I've argued with him about was it 25 we'll see oh just get us yes 25 yeah there we go it's okay karate oh yeah good service I like the conversation Harold Harold yes nice to meet you Albert come to Cusco thank you and Burger King King Herod under corner the name is quite como se dice espanol the way roll Banesto passata be latina under it muchas gracias good luck good luck bye-bye okay the Burger King hunt is on father speak English share we'll see hola they don't dare Burger King Burger King hamburger this way ah I forgot this one thank you so much awesome bye-bye if I like what Turk yes I usually flee the ottomans but know how go to Burger King do you know I see faith yes I do but first I need I need some food Camilla Camilla Romina this way Norway you know what in Bolivia there were no kind of touts suggesting where we go and so on I must say I kind of like it now when you're in countries like India you tend to be a bit annoyed at touts and everyone who wanna show you this and show you that but here it's actually welcome change from hola from Olivia hola Burger King they don't the Burger King Burger King comida how humble good American yeah McDonald Burger King McDonald's is their key Burger King is no Burger King okay muchas gracias let's just cross over to the road here and we will see if we see a Western fast-food chain or not it was supposed to be down here and to the right to put into the cab driver mom what a city beautiful maybe I should get a SIM card first and then I can use Google Maps for these things oh there's a KFC yep I think the that's gonna be it then we're gonna go for 10 I'm gonna go for a bucket of chicken see you there Sal was on a progressive trek to McDonald's over there or KFC and this woman came here with a great menu with steaks and everything is this one the pizza lost out corners do you have beef steak beef oh favorito del my TRACON Lomo beef filet okay uno por favor vamos I don't think I'm gonna have to resort to the Western fast food change there because this place is happening compared to Bolivia so I'm gonna take her recommendation on the beef I can sit up there this oh wow blogging and talking in the food hunting at the same time not easy [Applause] you children giggle okay that looks delicious pizza how is it it's good okay this is the place that yeah well I will have that beef can i order with you yester favorito tell matrix me do me do there he drinks coca-cola zero okay muchas gracias I think I found a better spot than then McDonald's then we go for the SIM card and food hunt afterwards see you then what signing off okay I think my food is about to arrive we'll see unless it's unless you turns right is you're gonna go straight yes she coming muchas gracias thank you so much bacon and beef and french fries okay let's see what this tastes like Oh Marsh means of hoot hoots mcdonough my neighbor here who is Swedish but lives in Norway selling the UNC aids guinea pig Marvin saying it was her chewy very bony they went into angered voltage okay man wants to throw up I have to try the last bite there probably the worst meal I've had all year the meat was very dry yeah should have gone to - over there but you know if you're here and you want to sit there and take in the view the hills the churches you know and just have a glass of wine I think you can still come here hold on let's see what this comes to 46 local whatever that is I'm gonna pay up I'm gonna go past that church and that's where my hotel is if you're wondering where Jeff the world's greatest muff magnet is I had to leave him back in Bolivia hold on there's something on the land sir let me fix that I can't fly with him and I couldn't bring him across borders so he is back with his family in the pass but Yama's pretty popular here as well so maybe I'll find another one and this time maybe I'll pick one that's alive and not dead I predict twice damoff so according to the map I live behind this church two blocks or something back there and that's where we're gonna end this video or are we time will tell I stop there to make sure I'm going in the right direction and I think I think to have a little Jeff here hold on Jeff Jeff is that you hey Jeff one one two cuesta Jeff para mi casa Jeff you want to come home with me Jeff you want to come home with me it's disallow Morishita Jeff okay Mikasa okay oh wow pelota Wow how much does this little Jeff cost then I guess it's just a photo photo op of money making hey how are you you don't don't do you have a Jeff as well all right I don't have any FINA pro Pina is that a is that a tip tip throw Pina whoa 20 I don't have 20 yeah it's okay muchas gracias take care of Jeff take care of Jeff necklace necklace no no bye bye dad damn what a cutie but our battery life is low and I really have to hit the gym today and get everything sorted so I can start pumping out videos for you guys so no more delays no more llama muff magnets the next time you see me it's hotel-room o'clock I believe I am here amigo hola yes but let me check in first and then I can become the patron saint of those in need like him so as I enter here I'm going to use one of those famous phrases that you guys find so funny but to me I don't know what was it again I think I went into a hotel and I said hey I have a booking from booking and people continue to blabber all about that in the comment section so I'm going to use that phrase again once I find this place because the entrance should have been right here maybe I'm on the wrong side of the road I'm also next to some sort of ruins here but we will Hadees ah they think that I'm looking for the entrance whereas in fact I was just waving at parties well that's what happens when you walk around alone without Jeff wallah if I'd had Jeff in my arms that would have been running up to the window and number closing me instead of waving me to the entrance I almost be on the wrong side turn the camera on when I find the entrance I've essentially given up hope then I then I saw this I think it's here let's see Ola boutique hotel yes I have a booking for booking ok what's Jack so this is the right hotel it's a small hotel how many rooms in total 14 14 rooms and are you full every night it's quite busy yeah it's this high season now until January yeah ok and my room is ready even though I'm here early did he go to the room already ok ok thank you thank you password from the city we are actually here the main square is just two blocks from here you have to take the left side yeah the Kikuchi helps you for the altitude signal with coca leaves this one you can't ring this one until 1 or 2 p.m. no more because you put on a sleep plate so it's like caffeine keeps me awake yeah what's this Oh coo coo coo coo coo looks very scary a special dancer oh there's the story of a cuckoo okay let's check the room first my first time I just came from Bolivia yeah it was okay but I like Peru better already much better Bolivia was a bit difficult difficult with food difficult with language here people speak English here you have food all right thank you muchas gracias okay okay thank you very much bye bye he stored the notes well I must say that this room is much smaller than I expected what's going on here I guess there's two doors but I am NOT here to stay in the room in fact since I'm in filming mode is we gotta be funny cuz I was gonna name this video something like Peru boutique hotel but this is kind of it just like it was 20 minutes of me walking around talking about Jeff and food and taxis and then there's two minutes in the hotel but why the heck not maybe I will this will be the hem the world's most scammy hotel video well room is not bad though I do mucho approval but yeah quite pricey given the size of the room and the Spartan interior here but this isn't a cheap city they yes a tourist City I guess and even the hostels here I saw in this area or something like $40 for a hostel room maybe this was a very luxurious hostel I don't know anyway I'm rambling now I'm gonna in fact I'm just gonna go out just the way I am and I'm gonna change battery and I'm gonna make a market video but I could end this video here by showing you the courtyard so at least there maybe we can squeeze three minutes of hotel footage into into this one quite beautiful and there we have a church which obviously obviously warrants a Herald investigates immediately so the world's greatest hotel video is now over Burundi

Channel: Harald Baldr

Views: 589,390

Rating: 4.8195267 out of 5

Keywords: Cheap hotel Peru, Cusco Cheap Hotel, Hotel in Peru, Peru Travel, Day in Cusco

Id: ZJQsiYK55A0

Length: 29min 54sec (1794 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 25 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/theworldvideos]

This was interesting and I do hope he takes up the motorcycle tour around Peru

[u/will8373]

Bald was going back to Russia

[u/[deleted]]

So he went to peru? Did he leave poor bald alone in bolivia?