Shopping with Dead Pet Llama Jeff 🇧🇴

Jeff you ready ready for this let's jump in next one say the next one maybe no one wants to come to the green coats let's hotel [Music] okay I'll be a bit loud I'll stand like this and hope and hope that nobody comes in stand here I block the path Jeff you're blocking the path yeah do you want to come be Jack well before I lose you get into this with us we're going to El Alto meet Jeff Jeffrey good luck hola mi amigo I can see I'm a Jeffrey Jeffrey good luck are you watching it up the bald one doesn't approve don't worry Jeff I will protect you know how you could be so hateful of a dead animal back take an outdoor pretending to be an animal mother and then you hating on Jeff all day all night Jeff was in my busiest day hey Jeff Jeff needed company and Jeff didn't pay for the room she's dead okay we're here we are on an adventure you did this yesterday this is new to me I'm pretty excited up here this is a hell of a view it's been raining all morning and we thought maybe we could be able to do this but it's now 12 o'clock which means that it is what are we doing today you carry on your monologue I'm not interrupting your model on why are you filming and butting into my monologue I'm trying to enjoy the ride hear me Jeff Jesus we're going to el out our pockets because today is the big market day up in an alkane in this dangerous pot hey no talking about doing some pills your endo so we're gonna go up to the market with back in the condom that where is good wait condylar skytrip what these things called it's not a sky giant icy cold killer is happening no it's not particular Carol card is a cable car well done the guy who isn't even English but teaching Englishman he'll speak English but a cable car this morning we cannot to our alto mark in the biggest marquee in the bars and also hopefully the most dangerous will see our bottle they own the house at women wear so we're gonna look around maybe meet some people yeah you do that I'm gonna hang the Jeff the only guy that how it was Moshe find on the same level as here is Jeff the llama so I'm gonna go look for a bomb that Burundi right guys me and Jeff were getting up there all this rambling on he's talking about some love soap that he bought in a market he's trying to hit up this woman she's not having it the fact she's very offended and so is Jeff so we're trying to kind of yeah not encourage him what a beaut oh this is crazy jokes aside this the same one you took yesterday yeah exactly same one I mean cry it's crazy I felt more nervous yesterday I don't know but I've done it and people told me when comments actually was built by Norwegian not Norwegians Austrians and also home I can relax if an Austrian builds it I mean the Austrian states of great things in their past so I'm thinking that you know they can build if you're done funicular no it's not funicular it's a cable car a play-doh car cable car yeah hey I want to tell you that's earlier if you have it on film ultra stealing my words Wow look how big is justice Imams whatever the mountains in everywhere just whatever you look is the city in the past it's unbelievable you know what is the economy or air other people what's the exports here and if you guys know let me know in the comment section well we're getting up there I know the biggest export oh you do fancy that a from the bald one ortiz president of bolivia dissing no I'm just reading their no mastic the Torah and Bolivia no mas no more dictatorship no mistake the Torah and Bolivia Bolivia is I do jihad you been this high up before I told you she like this so to say she's laughed at my jokes and stuff this girl she's laughing at Jeff not you and live at dad and Bolivia better see you later dad towel all right is it okay this is our station see okay are we continuing continue to another one all right come on Jeff hold up Selita no running how can you just go without a pass no paths Oh interesting you hanging in there we're now at the mega market and look at the bald one he is like it's raining I need a raincoat so he forked out how much was this five local dollars five local believe llamo we're on a bear hunt we're on a set a VESA hunt and I don't know muchas gracias now that you wearing this on the curb it can be seen together so hola they don't deserve esta cerveza libido cerveza this way muchas gracias the boat one silver sighs this way hey the ladies don't appreciate you here look at the state of you I'm going ahead the bold one is always more interested in content than stead of Esther and I know that cerveza precedes great content so let's focus on what's important right now which is cerveza and not frying pans what is a beauty of a frying pan you have there sir cuánto cuesta quanto 2020 hey bald one would you like a frying pan yeah well no I'm looking I've just told my audience that you like to derail the cerveza hunt with conversations here there might be some cerveza no this is tougher than my desiderio hunt in the slums of Mumbai I may have to give the camera a rest okay I'll see you at first cerveza establishments we can locate hundred meters back I spoke to a man named Julio actually know a man who told me about a man named Julio and Julio has cerveza so once I find Julio I find cerveza Julio Julio currently not Julio it's very funny though he said youtuber youtuber yes to have bloggers up here too in the mountains of of La Paz I'm looking for Julio Julio it's this way here Casa China I think we found Julio let's see [Music] it is Julio now [Music] wow this is tough I'm giving up actually [Music] but looking for Julio looking who do hostel VESA every man I asked do you know Julio Julio Julio Julio Julio myself necesito yeah mucho mucho cerveza where can we find the don't deserve message okey upon de las tiendas Peru the site the vending service in las tiendas honest esquina site endless this way squad give service of Mercy service I think what she was trying to say was that board is full and at Julio is this way and if we find Julio we will find Sylvester demonetized good luck with that [Music] cuánto cuesta Cinco mucho mucho expensive oh I can only afford one Boulevard oh man the lenses full of water mucho mucho rain oh where is this damn Julio Julio the Dom de cerveza Julio nobody knows this Julio wow that's a some mighty fine tire my friend good luck with that oh this way Oh Julio was the reverser I think she just pointed us in the right direction Oh Julio this way lucky Hey silver sake Oh muchas gracias thank you so much I think we found Julio Julio Ellis trabajo aqui no listen Louis thank you Joe we're just beer scams services gambled La Paz there's no beer Marisa likely change Bolivia no sir I smell cerveza we could just be that burnt-out car engine so vendor service Aki meant a service Aki are ye I think this woman says that they is they sell beer right here so let's let's investigate vendor cerveza si si all right false alarm cerveza hunt continues we're here in the rain killing time and I noticed some of these boys here laughing at the bald one and he hasn't realized this yet but let me show you why they're laughing mi smo same check this out guys look at this look at this [Laughter] is that not him it's the bald one Wow he's already famous here before this uploaded here in one video Oh does it look like you yes that's it Beavis finally this was the longest said a VESA hunt in the world 1 1 e la mejora let me see bloody aniele's três anos is too young yeah walking in here was funny because everyone in this restaurant took a real liking to Jeff it's a bit of a problem bringing a minor even though the minor is dead into the bar but I think they made an exception for me so by the way a bowl has been disrespecting Jeff throughout the whole market journey so are you gonna apologize now it's gonna hate dunder on the dead like that the real Boulder bankrupt behind the scenes you hear this again man we just left the bar we had a couple of beers probably spent an hour in there as usual bald wants to do his own monologues doesn't want a feature in my videos but okay I can roll solo we were in there for maybe an hour had a couple of beers and the temperature was actually fine as it was raining but now it's dropped by at least 10 degrees and I'm suffering but you know who's suffering more than even me me amigo Jeff so I'm gonna see if I can buy a maybe a short for Jeff you know you don't wanna hola you don't want him to to freeze to to death so let's see if I can find something his size we're entering the market section that's made for Jeff I think it's all secondhand and I'm not gonna buy new things for Jeff I'm not gonna his his shoes are kind of tangled up so I'm gonna need something like this voila it's me amigo Jeff quiero comprar camisa para Jeff camisa pequeno no tengo hmm let me see I reckon at this would make a good fit for Jeff answer address okay okay today sir yeah here no no but I Jeff yeah Yama the gusta Yama hold on can you hold this for me like that this way this way come on Jeff hang in there [Music] perfecto lesson [ __ ] okay Jeff now you can stop complaining infect them thank you so much [Music] do you have change for this la paz muy caliente three of Rio I thought three or was Portuguese but I guess Rio is Spanish again my main my brain is just just a mess when it comes to these two languages I guess I was in a woman's clothing store here and that's why she said that maybe I wouldn't be able to find something but yeah but how do you like your t-shirt back there well good thank you jeff approves jeff Gundlach you're sitting here eating and drinking in quite a cuánto cuesta tres bolivianos only three really like this oh my god that's it three bolivianos for a fresh shirt this is amazing it's so so so cheap here is a tip for you for being in my video gracias muchas gracias have a good day adios bye bye again they are so confused when when I overpay here but I like to throw a little extra to to the people that are in my videos but that was the cheapest t-shirt I have ever seen 3 bolivianos it's mr. bald is waiting up here let's it's pretty good with the exchange rate hey bald how much is 3 bolivianos 3 bow Liriano's 3 bolivianos is half a dollar ok so jeff has a new t-shirt time how do you like it can you see it simply the pink thing so get out yeah yeah or for three bolivianos I think that's a good deal that's a hell of a deal sense yeah I like it tippy okay no that's kind of it Jeff is happy then I'm happy so you know okay is it open up with a half a chip maybe to say happy my name is Val but it's under a arrow let me ask this woman here exclusive exclusive Co Mercedes espanol oh you don't want to be on film little does she know that I'm the man who would probably pay a hundred for that ice cream but okay it's true some people here are very cameras either and I do believe it is some kind of indigenous belief that being on film is is bad so hello there white man how's it going they've shaking his head at me calling him uh yeah what happened to bald did he stumble off on his own again [Music] I guess you did well I'm gonna continue and find a hat for for Jeff I know do you monetization [Music] just as a lost bald course it starts to hurl down so it's more important than ever that we find a hat for Jeff maybe this woman's had one of these caps I think they're too big door hola quiero necesito un sombrero para mi amigo Jeff pequeno thank you no tengo aquí tengo pequeno is a muy Grande si si Jeff muy pequeño Jeff hello [Laughter] alright it's not easy to to find something in Jeff's eyes here we have boxers that are his size quanto quest one quanto Costa des Bolivian I don't know what that is let's see des Bolivian ten Jeff I hope you're happy with this let's give him a red one okay hold on can you can you help me but uh can you hold this for me like this hold it like that yes but uh for a Jeff [Music] see camisa as a muy Frio when Mumia zero [Music] now me go is nombre Jeff llama gusta quad cuánto cuesta 200000 dos Santos expensive Moines yeah too much maybe yeah okay muchos Gracias I think she's she just told me that Jeff was too expensive am i filming it's been a while since I said that and I believe she's right but then again I bought Jeff in a tourist area so be interesting to know though what locals here would would pay for a llama carcass or fetus let me know in the comment section as for finding Jeff a hat I don't know maybe he should be content with a with a with a camisa and no hat hola quiero comprar hat for Jeff hat tango sombrero sombrero para Jeff muy pequeño tango this way okay gracias me amigo necesita un sombrero I'll try and remember that hold on I had some message maybe register the bold and fiscally insolvent one okay no it's not me amigo necesito un sombrero hola cuánto cuesta de sombrero sombrero cuánto cuesta ah I don't know if it's my accent it's my green bonus for my abrupt unruly uncouth approaches but acquiring sombrero for Jeff is proving even harder than the bear hunt for me and bald which had a waterproof camera right now just decide turn off the camera and start of Iping off the lens I saw this hat shop right here let's see what they have hola necesito una sombrero muy pequeño but uh me amigo Jeff we pequeño thank tango wait for you Jeff necesito sombrero pequeña young Oh muy grande my grandeur the cannula quanta cuesta venti okay I'll go and see if he says this one is 10 over here oh la grappa eres trabajar aqui see necesito Oh No sombrero para Jeff para Jeff pequeno while she's looking whoa perfecto want a question yes yes oh can you can you put it on Jeff yes put it on Jeff let's see Wow how's it going perfecto yes all right let's go and pay the ladies over there I'll pay there yeah my god okay okay go on Jeff hang in there okay all right bad fake though Jeff change for hundreds Rico Rico Bonita comer aki ali i may be a pig let's see no vent muchos Gracias Jeff is very happy yeah bye bye adios Wow well it's just perfect hell yes thank you imagine he's got a boxer hold on let me clean the lens where did I put this now I have everything for Jeff now we can see if we can run into the ball then hello hola hey it's me amigo Jeff you want to say hello bonito adios I think Jeff is a big hit with the ladies kind of like walking around with a puppy downtown Oslo or London it's a muff magnet all right let's let's meet up with the bald one is bound to be up to some dodgy stuff yeah oh wow how much are these but uh shave como se dice espanol I think that okay it's I'll eat two four two four five okay - four five please I need a shave there's a 20 gracias have you seen a tall bald man what my me amigo tall we Grande there oh no no no no hair no I don't think you have seen the bald one thank you thank you hey do you like Jeff me amigo vicuna good luck bye bye now I suspect that if the bald one had ventured past here somebody would have seen him whoops what is this is Malthus a minefield of nail polish dangerous traversing these narrow alleys of the ll to market bald bald bald and bankrupt where art thou Oh hold on I'm gonna look up on Google Translate how to say have you seen a bald man okay I've just looked up how to say something very funny now in Spanish hola as visto our nombre Carlos in dinero hockey yeah no okay gracias apparently that means have you seen a bald man with no money around here let's try that again with with someone else maybe we get a better response but the prices in this market are insane maybe hola hola as visto a un hombre calvo's in dinero hockey no no bald man no okay okay she also has not seen a bald man with no money around here you'd think that wouldn't be too hard to find him he's 2 meters tall them yeah bolder than everyone else and also broker than everyone else whoa you have to give the camera rest conditions are deteriorating allah has visto our number account was in dinero hockey no no all right muchos Gracias not easy finding a bald man in a lotto I'm standing here waiting for a football down there mean hombre me amigo nombre Jeff [Music] he's very friendly but it's very cold muy Frio Frio you're right Jeff they seem a bit a bit scared of a about Jeff maybe because he's dead this nice man here has told me that Jeff might cause a problem so I have to hide the death I have to hide him under my jacket yeah so I'm gonna put him in a plastic bag again he says he says there may be an issue walking around with the llama something about I don't know let's see if I have the plastic bag in here you say camisa camisa para Jeff you know what we do that's why I have at least have the plastic bag here like this sorry gap are you sorry [Music] okay oh wow I'm not sure about the legality of actually having a lager llama carcass that's what he told me so thank you yes well look what the cat just dragged in hey what is this mantra I made improvised come on treason that's dirty I do like Jeff's new hat oh yeah it's off dry the lady's a big hit bit of locals man right okay we decided to cut our losses it's raining the Bolton a bankrupt one is mighty not a good mood for your freezer going back down the errand Jeff and I are admiring the mighty PU so I guess this is it whatever kind of video this is I don't know no it's gonna be a while it was fun to make I'm not so sure it's gonna be fun to watch but anyway I'm signing off Burundi man that was a bit of a disaster it was freezing cold up in in Alton it was raining till he finishes a video what a nightmare first tape that's what I said that I wanted to buy yeah how's the first thing it's gonna be seven more because she's spunky alright I'll give him peace oh man what is after the day that was bloody hell is pouring with rain up they'll have freezing cold only go to bed I've got the sniffles though I bought a hat so I've got my bowler hat I'll be rocking at some point in the future in a future video but four nights when you guys my hotel yawns in a warm blanket chill the hell out because I feel roughest gasps Wow check it out over there amazing what a crazy City gravity do you like the way I say by the way I think most to a nice end up as what I say what does it look like inside an elevator shaft while they're fixing the lift here Laura how's it going in there what's wrong okay close it that you work in peace

Channel: Harald Baldr

Views: 462,689

Rating: 4.7359195 out of 5

Keywords: El Alto Market, Market La Paz, Bolivia Market, Cheap Market La Paz

Id: ZMfPGr6LCp8

Length: 35min 21sec (2121 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 18 2019

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[u/LoonyPoony]

Walking with dead lama on his bag, its weird... Very weird.