People who've actually slept with their step-sibling or sibling, what happened? - (r/AskReddit)

our slash ass credit people who've actually slept with their step sibling or sibling how did it happen and how was your relationship affected are yes only a short few days into quarantine and we have already arrived here it's a welcome change from making me feel like I'm either going to die or end up homeless in a month mom dated a guy guy had a son same age as me we hated our parents and slept together had a fun time broke up due to him using drugs and me not dealing with it both are married to other people and happy we don't talk even through we see each other at family gatherings after our parents got married edit to clarify he was some drugs for yours lied to me over and over that he was clean and he wasn't I was always trying to support him but he just didn't want to clean up yet he did clean up for his wife slept with my former sister-in-law is that close enough how'd it happen she hated my ex-wife her sister my ex-wife cheated on me we were drinking together about six months after it ended and she said you should duck me to get even relationship didn't at all change we just know each other a little better than we used to both dating others now and it's like it never happened edit well this blew up no the ex doesn't know she'd killed both of us not even joking dad dated a woman he dated a lot of women so it became normal she had a daughter we got drunk at a party looks are real Boy Meets World [ __ ] then they got married and that's when we cut it out then they got divorced and I'm still not boning her anymore ask me after quarantine hey stepbrother wanna come play in my toilet paper castle my parents are actually step-siblings they began dating when they were teenagers and when their parents met they fell in love and got married making my mom and dad step-siblings they ended up moving in together since they were both still living with their parents and my grandparents just let them share a room it's always been a joke in our family that my mom is my my dad is my uncle and my brothers are my cousins edit Grammer lol edit - my grandparents didn't fall in love until after my parents had started dating and my parents broke up after becoming step-siblings but not before my mom got pregnant with me both of my brothers are half-brothers so I'm the only one in this predicament my parents haven't been together for 23 years but they are still step siblings to this day edit 3 here's a fun little story since this is blowing up my parents broke up before finding out that my mom was pregnant with me one of my half brothers is only two months younger than me once my brother's mom became pregnant she moved into my dad's room causing my dad to have to live with two separate women both pregnant with his babies at the same time the whole situation was messed up just joined reddit and one of the first things I've seen as this welcome to the party I've already started programming so if people could start sharing stories before I run out of Lube and that would be nice how's your TP supply I slept with my stepsister she came in town for visit her dad and when I went outside to help bring luggage and she gave me the duck me eyes as soon as she saw me and instantly I knew I was in trouble for a week and a half I kept being polite and trying to remain distant because I had been warned by my stepdad and her brothers to not even look in her direction not bring any friends over not do anything wrong and I had absolutely no intention of doing so but it was the first time I had ever had anyone wanted me that badly and I gave in and we secretly got together for the remainder of the month she spent in town we were both young and dumb and fell in love and thought we hit it well but when they found out after she left I got my ass beat for a few years they wouldn't let her visit and we kept in touch then after college I moved to where she lived and we have been together ever since 11 years now and we have a five year old daughter and three year old son everyone is completely fine with it now and we make jokes about it all the time feel free to ask questions first kiss kiss first bang bang do my kids call me dad or uncle first time I met her mom or grandparents how I explained things to my dad or coworkers lots of funny stories to share not me but my close family my grandmother had three husbands four children with all different dads my mother's dad was sexually abusive and had been sleeping with my arms mom's elder sister they continued that relationships for years but my grandma divorced him and he married my aunt so my aunt was also step grandma and my mother's dad was also on call when he finally died I remember my mother saying I don't want to go to his funeral but I really think I should be there to support my stepmom that woman has always had a warped sense of humor I love it no serious tag throw away for obvious reasons we started fooling around when I was 17 and she was 16 our families had recently been blended and we were living together for the first time we just slowly grew closer together and eventually kissed I'd often sneak into her bedroom late at night since somebody's going to ask I'd say she was and remains a solid eight stroke 10 both in terms of looks and personality I'm of a sixth of May 2010 on a good day it was all a first through third base for a number of years she wanted me to but I didn't want to take her virginity we cooled off because I went away to school and got a serious girlfriend we ended up hooking up and having sex on the regular for a few years when we lived in the same city and we were both single we stopped when we both got partners the sex was nice not extraordinary or anything it was fun to have this family secret in our adolescence as adults it just didn't seem like anybody else's business we have three other siblings and I think they might have suspected in our adolescence but I don't think they have a knew for sure or maybe they didn't didn't say anything that was about 15 years ago we're close now and we've helped each other through tough times but we're totally platonic I don't regret it at all it was an act of lost between horny teenagers are deep interact soft loving affection between consenting adults it was weird she just kept bending over a lot and saying step brother and asking me to help her with really easy stuff then I swear I blinked and she was bouncing on my coke yelling this is wrong but I love it did she end up finding the water I was seeing a girl right after graduating high school my dad knew her mom somehow but she was married at the time didn't work out with this girl but her mom and my dad are basically married at this point I'm late to this but here's my story that I hadn't posted on the Tiffa guys post dude banged his cousin this was in reply to a comment well at least she wins shittiest breakup story my wife ducked her brother in my bed when I went upstairs to sleep we had company over and they were a bit loud and my bed is on the first floor where they all were so I decided to go upstairs cause it would be quieter woke up about two three hours later and went downstairs to grab water and rejoin my wife but she already had company I'm pretty sure I win [ __ ] ass breakup story edit probably should have used to throw away for this but whatever edit - to answer a lot of common questions they have the same mother but different fathers so they're technically half brother / sister she was adopted and met him about six months prior they were talking on the phone constantly to the point where even though I was happy she found her family I had to let her know I thought the frequency of their talking was weird they're still literally on the phone - for seven I've caught her trying to put him on mute and in her pocket so they'd still be together it's insanely unhealthy yes they were drunk but they knew what they were doing and they're still doing it to this day I found out about this in February of 2019 I attempted to try to work things out with her and she had said they were just talking and it wasn't like that anymore I got a facebook video chat request from her brothers and girlfriend telling me she found inappropriate texts between them and left him she again told me they were done and they weren't taking any more after that because his girlfriend had outed them to her new family and she received messages from her sisters telling her they were disgusted and wished they never found her etc I believed again they were done at this point we were going out for my birthday in April and I found her sending pictures of herself dressed up to him with replies about how sexy she looked and emails between them about how you know what we have but we can't deny it anymore it was gut-wrenching and heartbreaking I served her shortly after she's been delaying the court dates claiming she needs more time to find a lawyer because she doesn't have anywhere else to go in the house is in my name and I can't exactly a victor the Game of Thrones references not as funny as you think they are when it's happening to you in real life if that was one of my favorite shows and I can't even think about it anymore neither are the pornhub once I literally can't go on a porn site to jerk off anymore because everything is incest related and I instantly shut down I may do a tifu of my own or maybe a difference of Reddit at some point it's been cathartic to get this out there and read some nice replies and support from everyone but the jokes and the people who think I'm making this up for ducking internet points might outweigh it for everyone who said something kind or comforting thank you and thank you for the awards although I really don't think this is award worthy I'm absolutely miserable I've been with her for literally half my life she's the mother of my child I never expected to lose her like this edit three thanks to mostly everyone for the kind words support and advice a lot of the common questions people have asked have been answered on my original post which you can read on my comment history if you're entrusted with a handful of people who are calling me an idiot or a cuck and whatever rather fun names you thought up just because I didn't flip a switch in my head and immediately remove this person from my life or because I tried to work through it with her to see if this relationship could be saved it's a lot harder than you think I wish it were that easy but it's not I'm going to turn 35 this year and we've been together for 17 years we have a six year old child who does not understand what's going on I really hope not you find yourself in the position I was put in but I can guarantee you wouldn't be able to snap your fingers move on either so save your snarky [ __ ] you don't just wake up one day and decide every feeling you've had for the love of your life and the mother of your child is gone it's taken me some time and I'm slowly moving on but I'd be lying if I said I still didn't care about her there are times when we're doing things together with my son and I have to remind myself that were not together anymore it's hard and it probably will be for a very long time if people found out you slept with your step sibling you will get some stares these puns are off the rails funny my dad's brother married my mom's sister my parents somehow didn't really meet until several months after the wedding my cousins and I are is close to incest as it gets without actually crossing blood relatives just for fun my siblings have a different dad than me so I actually look more related to those cousins than I do my own siblings I just try to not explain that to people but it definitely is weird when it gets out edit I should explain it's only weird because people get confused until they figure out it's just two sisters married two brothers my parents are divorced now anyway so it rarely comes up more if we have a get-together and a newcomer mentions it's funny I look like my cousins and my siblings and I don't look related pretty much I had a friend in high school that dated this girl for like six months before their parents decided to randomly get married they the parents only dated for like a month a few months later he is trying to set me up with his sister and bragging that he gives good head it was very weird sounds like the parents planned it all for [ __ ] and giggles do half sisters count it was a bottom half if that makes a difference doesn't count sorry I lost my virginity to my third cousin by blood had no idea we were related until six months into the relationship open to questions though but that's about the closest I can get to what Opie asked I hate that Beach now go Oh God this is just bad okay so it wasn't my sibling but a step cousin on my stepfather's side of the family there is a group of kids and a group of us all around the same age whenever he have get-togethers we teams always hung out until recently when we joined the adults but I was 15 during my sexual peak I guess you could say and we all decided to play truth or dare now for context I joined their lives after they were already 12 or so and I was the only white guy I was more their best friend of sorts than a relative and I had been previously caught checking out one of the girls on the last visit in my defense she had worn a tight dress at that time which showed off her assets so the two other guys naturally made me kiss her for their own reasons I suppose me and her kinda had the same expression of okay then game on so we did it we were the two ballsy ones of the group and usually didn't back down from a challenge everyone did their hoots and when it was a turn they told her to make out with me for five minutes again same mutual non spoken agreement and that happened this escalated until it got to them handing us a condom and saying go into the other room and smash there was a mild hesitation but we both again just not verbally said Duquette and so that happened solid eight stroke ten we agreed never again and to never speak of it edit a word obligatory not me or even quite step-sibling but still a fun story one of my dad's best friends let's call him rob was partially crazy admitted to a mental hospital briefly for running around town entitiy what isn't trying to get into his ex-wife's house I grew up around this guy so it was great he's dead now go so the fun times are over anyways Rob and his ex did have a daughter well his brother and his Bros wife split at some point and they have a son Rob's nephew one thing obviously leads to another and Rob and his ex sister-in-law get together and you guessed it get married so now Rob's nephew is now also his stepson and his daughter is also now stepdaughter to her aunt edit I'm sticking with the nonsensical writing Rob would appreciate it our parents met at our wedding mom was a widow my father-in-law divorced so we weren't step-siblings when we got married but it still freaks people out confuse the hell out of our kids especially when I'd beg them to call me aunty when we went into stores they were the devil's own in stores my grandma's little brother married their first cousin my grandmother tried commenting on my and my boyfriend's age different saying it was weird 12 years both consenting adults all I had to say with your little brother literally had children with your cousin and that put the end to that Mike dropped and then kicked off the stage if you listen closely you can almost hear the twang of a banjo in the background my mom had a best friend she died adopted her son who is older than me I was 8 he was 18 and I idolized him he took me shopping out to eat and just hung W me like a brother I lived w my father my mom dies we both grow up run into him when I was 19 and that was a fun weekend now I'm much older we still talk but we never talk about it I don't see how people can get upset or mad at you for sleeping with a step-sibling you're not related if you're sleeping with each other then that means you have some attraction to them combining one stroke - it's normal to be attracted to other people you are not related to people be trippin it's not their fault they're parents hooked up all that free porn hub time somebody was bound to ask this question my older brother dated our oldest stepsister he was 15 16 she was 30 32 my mum was living about it her dad pretended it wasn't happening she was a bit of a sugar mama bought him lots of nice stuff flew him places she took him to parties and did drugs with etc slept with him my mum thinks she dated my brother just to spite her I don't know how valid betters wouldn't surprise me but my mum was also a piece of work and to get back at her and her husband for allowing it she slept with her stepson don't worry I'm still in therapy plus plus if I slept with two of my stepsisters my mom had been dating a guy for about ten years I had met one of his daughters when I was in high school years ago when we all went on a family vacation let's call her sister one I had a feeling she liked me playing footsie under table etc but nothing came of it and I never saw her again until I was in college one day I'm stuck in a part of town real late after the train stopped running no way to get home I remember my mom's boyfriend lives around there I walk to his house only his daughter is home mind you were both about 21 now she let me in and we start hanging out and drinking one thing leads to another and we dark at some point her father came home but he didn't say anything and just went to bed second story is about a sister of the girl mentioned above let's call her sister number two we went to the same college she was a year ahead of me and was supposed to be my mentor I ended up messing around with all her friends from the dorms because I was cute little brother but she was always just big sis fast forward two years later we're at a house party at the sister number one apartment after a night of drinking it winds down and everyone leaves sister number one goes into her room with her boyfriend so sister number two and we are alone in the living room talking the drunk me starts asking about her old friends in the conversation turned sexual somehow but then we stopped kissing and make our way to a spare bedroom we dark no one ever knew we did it a few other times after that - my relationship with them is great my mom and their dad got married no too long after I hang out with them and treat them like my sister's the only awkward moment was at a family cookout when I got drunk and sat in front of them both and said you know I ducked both of you right yes I think I may have had a drinking problem my cousin-in-law adopted african we used to play mommy and daddy and our games got serious real quick we used to kiss a lot we were eight or nine at a time and were just mimicking what we saw on TV the whole family knew that it never really cared they did make jokes about it during Christmas when we were older our current relationship is awkward but Pleasant we get along well but you can't undo some memories of having your entire family laughter you I didn't talk to have between the ages of 10 and 17 she's a year younger because I watched Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle and realized how weird it was to have a relationship inside a family this one's prompts gonna get buried underneath joke replies but I accidentally boned my half-sister while we were in high school basically we had never known each other beforehand and we met in high school she confessed that she had feelings for me and we started dating about one year in we started having sex fast forward two years and we graduate then she introduces me to her parents in there I meet my father who I had only known from photos since he and my mum got divorced when I was born that's when I found out my then-girlfriend was my half-sister we agreed it was a good idea to stop dating when we found out into were still friends to this day and rumored since rent is expensive and you need ORMs and no we don't have sex anymore only a few times cause we got really drunk I dated my I believe it was third cousin once removed or something like that for about six months we had already been exclusively dating for like a month when I mentioned my great-great-grandfather who was a tiny bit famous in my state and he knew exactly who I was talking about which is not normal turns out it's because that guy was also his great-great-grandfather I freaked out and asked my mom about her family history he asked his mom great-great-grandfather was a polygamist I came from one wife and he came from another it was weird but not weird enough to start I remember going to his grandmother's house for Thanksgiving located in the area that aforementioned jiejie grandfather was famous for and marveled at how similar it was to my own grandma's house thanks Mormons edit I forgot I have another story I dated someone for five years we got engaged and he ended our relationship via email seven weeks before the wedding he's a total piece of [ __ ] but we were also distantly related we both are descended from Samuel Adams I thought it was hilarious he was horrified and reconsidered our relationship the discovery was made while we eat in German pancakes so I will now forever associate that memory with German pancakes ha ha whoa you made it to the end you're ducking Beast I'll cut you a deal smash LIKE and subscribe for more curated content bro it's free and that's a great price

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Published: Wed Mar 18 2020