People Who Slept With A Friends Mom, What Happened?

those of you who've actually had sex with a friend's mom or dad how did it go down i know a girl who cheated on her bf for five years with his dad she and the dad are married now that's a mind and a half when i was 20 the friend in question's mom could get us into a bar her friend owns every week me and three friends would go and she would buy every drink and be over all of us one night after her son crapped out early i just said the hell with it went along with it when we got back to the house she was hot for a mom but a dead fish in bed so it felt really underwhelming to say the least anyway she made me breakfast the next morning blew me real fast and took me home all before he woke up i was 23 and she was 44. her son and i were friends and in college together she was 5 feet 2 thin really cute and originally from the dominican republic she had always kind of flirted with me but i just thought that's all it was i was wrong a bunch of us got together and went out to have dinner online and she went with us we all had fun and went back to her house her son and his girlfriend went to bed and before i was able to get out the door she asked me to sit beside her by the fireplace she leaned her head on my shoulder and looked up at me and asked do you want to full stop couldn't say yes fast enough she and i dated for two and a half years as a bonus i learned a good deal of spanish from her some of the best sex of my life she is a well-known musician it got weird though because she eventually met somebody her own age and started treating me like one of her kids she has three daughters yet kept inviting me over for family dinners got too bizarre after reading all the comments i learned that a marriage on the edge of divorce is perfect occasion to make your move also you don't have to be that close with your friend to be friend at all i don't know what to do with this information edit so many suggestions but i think i'll keep vanilla dating with actually single people without any awkward ties with my social circle just to be safe and i hope i'll get called mother er only by my possible future child so he wasn't really a friend per se i used to buy weed off him in my mid-20s and he was about 20 and lived with his mom she was late 40s definitely are trash even a material went by once and he was just leaving his mom asked if i wanted to drive her to the bar turns out she had had a few and currently had a breathalyzer in her car i knew i was getting late whether i wanted it or not anyway fun night never went by there again i didn't know he was her dad he was just someone i was sleeping with but one night when we were out driving we drove past my old high school and he mentioned that his daughter went there i made the connection with the surname and asked he confirmed what not sx but at a good friend's wedding i was saying goodbye to everyone and decided to do the kiss on the cheek thing with his mom and she was thinking the same thing we ended up kissing on the lips don't do that anymore i had sex with an ex-girlfriend's mom she broke up with me and a couple of weeks later i ran into her mom in the grocery store her mom commented that she missed me being around and i said i missed her too she was a pretty cool mom she told me that her divorce got finalized her sister was going to move in in some other small talk type stuff that we both shared as we walked around the store i helped her put her groceries in her car and she hugged me she told me i should come over sometime and see her new paintings she was an artist i went over a week or so later and she served me some wine and basically seduced me and introduced me to role play at the same time we did mommy son incest role play in dead my god it was so hot we saw each other for over a year and then she moved i miss her sometimes we did mommy son incest role play in dead my god it was so hot i had sex with my son's girlfriend's mom does that count am i the only one who paranoically scans the end of each post before reading it to make sure i don't fall for the you're pulling my leg copper pasta i'm looking for the mankind falling through the cage in hell in a cell threads like this remind me that i have lived an aggressively boring life and i wonder why die already after reading all these comments all i can say is you all need jesus in your life holy water confessions the whole shebang the fact that i've got a raging hard on is irrelevant is this what we're doing today we're going to jack off you dosa miss beacon stalked me online for months used to send me naked pictures of his family and everything had to get the cops involved eventually friend of mine slept with my sister and kept making a big deal about it i honestly could have cared less and his mom was always making off handers or comments when i was around her so i decided to go for it she had him when she was 16. we were around 18-19 so she wasn't old and still looked pretty good came through one day knowing he wasn't there after flirting with her pretty hard for a few weeks and she almost immediately jumped my bones we slept together for a while after and neither of us ever said a word about it it was fun while it lasted and i didn't stay friends with the guy for other reasons but anytime he mentioned that he slept with my sister i had the satisfaction of knowing his mom was extremely into atm and dead like a champion a2m comma atm since people wanna be an l about it leaving the other one cause i couldn't care less you mother er i wouldn't call us friends op but your dad was very gentle it all started on xbox live ooh i can answer this i actually met the dad first through drunken shenanigans and a different friend and i ended up moving in with him using certain parts of my body to subsidize my rent and then i met his daughter and she became one of my best friends she didn't find out about the dad stuff for almost a year she needed a small break from our friendship when it first came out had her we're still friends now though is anyone else in here rock hard today op learned about the serious tag i am vigilantly reading the last sentence of each post first not gonna get me with that hell in a cell ball today oh god i hope this one makes it to the top i want to hear some good stories oh yeah it will people love some good old mother earth stories he walked in on me and said no you it all started with buying alcohol for us some oxycontin and prn later regret and the realization 10 years later after talking to my wife that i was indeed molested never thought a 14 year old boy ain't a 38 year old woman is being molested but are spayed as a spade i never spoke to my best friend again horribly horribly horribly the regret you get from that especially if you're close to the so intense it was decent but in post worst thing i ever did i was at a friend's house and his hot mom hugged me 10 stroke 10 would hug again it all started when i broke both my arms didn't have air sx but i was propositioned by my friend's mom you were the chosen one you've failed us after reading this thread i realized i need new younger friends and not these 40-50 years old not a friend but a bully he bullied me for being queer so i had his dad i made damn sure he could hear me screwing his dad the bullying stopped his parents were already heading for a divorce and i just pushed them closer to a divorce now they are separated and now he is married to a nice man weeping eyes gay you're doing good work out there keep it up it's enough arthephapen to last a few years it was at her daughter's wedding i sat next to her in church i was pretty yeah that i didn't have a bigger role in the wedding i was her boss at the time after all i asked her mom if she had a snack and she gave me a candiba i think it was apricot it was disgusting i had a hard time swallowing it that's what she said one thing led to another i ended up spending the night with her dated her for a while until i found out that she was going to be a grandmother dumped her on her birthday i worked at a fine dining restaurant and was friends with the hostess who was a few years younger than me a mother who i was also friends with was the grams a drunken knight and lots of blow we had a fun time a friend's mom happens to be decent friends with my mom after high school she would come around the house before or after her and my mom would go out it's also pretty well know that she can get out of control when she drinks nothing crazy but she would be more flirty s surely aggressive and outspoken typical drunk stuff one night they both came home pretty turnt up as my mom would leave the room to grab drinks her friend would ask me questions like how many girls i've been with do i like sx etc i was past my naive year and saw where this was going i always thought she was attractive and all the talk had me hard already so i grabbed her hand and put it on my dick she felt it for a few seconds and smiled she then said something along the lines of if it was anyone else i would turns out it didn't matter because i waited until we had all gone to bed and snuck my way to where she was sleeping after the living room couch had some quick but amazing sx and life went on well here it goes back in the day i was friends with this one dude who had a band and one of his bandmates had a girlfriend she noticed my legend of zelda tattoo and said nice triforce instant friend one day i took her and her friend out for taco bell and her friend said my mom likes taco bell and i jokingly asked his earl single and she said yeah and she likes younger guys too so we go back to her place afterwards and me and her mom hit it off we go dancing one night and then another night we watch dancing with the stars we watch for a bit and we start feeling each other on the couch we have the house to ourselves so she lets me upstairs you wound up dating for a few months and the daughter actually added me as her dad on facebook lol she was a slender woman and a very young 94. licks lips it 40-50 year old smocker shells with bodies of 20-somethings even trailer trash comma giving the best sx ever to 18-25 year olds who lasted hours dart this thread really needed a serious tag i always had the hots for her and when i was 16 we made out at new year's nothing happened except some decent text messages and one other make-out session for another year and i moved away fast forward four years and i'm 21 and living back in my hometown she had three kids all my age and we hung out occasionally we got drunk one night and i promised my friend i wasn't gonna bang his mom well she started cuddling up close to me and it was game over stacey's mom in fact has got it going on i was mowing down noobs and all fire moms got wet and i had sex with all of them my buddy's mom had recently gotten divorced i went to his house looking for him so we could go play baseball he had already left but she invited me in anyway escalated quick other one was a woman i worked with she asked if i wanted to go out for drinks one night i had a fake id so i went for it went back to her place and did the deed woke up the next morning to her making breakfast went into the kitchen to see her and her two kids were sitting at the kitchen table recognized them instantly i previously dated her daughter freshman year and i played football with her son i had no idea how old she was when i went out with her and didn't know her kids were older just ask your mom she'll tell the story i dated this girl right after school but it didn't work out a couple of years later we started talking again and became friends which means i was still trying to her but with no luck one day she ghosted on me when we were supposed to hang out she called me later and asked me to come over again when i got there she was an emotional wreck turns out she was hanging out with her best friend's dad and they wound up lying like rabbits why she was hanging out with her friend's dad i'll never know her friend found out and called her and ended their friendship i thought it was a pretty thai thing to do plus i was headed off about some old guy eyeing this chick i was trying to nail myself so i just let our friendship die off that was 20 plus years ago don't miss her comma that was 20 plus years ago don't miss her now you're the old guy me and my two childhood friends opened a bar together one of them had these insanely rich parents never really around when we grew up they divorced when we were in our 30s fast forward to a few years ago wife finds out ex-husband is dating again she seeks revenge we bump into each other she seduces me i kind of fell in love she kicked me to the curb her son my friend found out dennis was not happy edit i should make a throw away but meh it was his mom i got a black eye i knew a girl in high school one day i was in front of a house because we lived a few houses away and her mom comes out and asks if i can give her a ride to go pick her up the girl who i was going to school with i had nothing else to do so i said okay so we go to pick up my schoolmate and as we were driving home my former schoolmate asks if i'm going to for copyright k her mom her mom and i just turned and looked at each other for a couple seconds nothing was said the next day her mom asks to talk with me she invited me in no one was home i found out so she bought me upstairs to her room and we did the deed this went on for about three years before i moved we did the boom boom about three times a week for three years i knew a girl in high school what this is a forum for dudes to spill their teenage fantasy in hopes of making people believe it actually happened thus making it seem more real to them in some strange way i'm sure there are some real stories here but a lot of them sound like a classic p renhub storylines when i was 19 i ended up in a mental hospital for a suicide attempt and one of the ladies in one of my group therapy groups was the mom of this guy i had gone to high school with she was separated from her husband at the time and she and i got along well after i got out of the hospital she and i would hang out and talk or go to the movies one day i apparently seduced her not exactly on purpose and we sort of started sleeping together a lot she divorced her husband told her family she was a lesbian and said she felt like she always had been gay but didn't know it she went full on lgbt empowerment this was the early 90s in the bible belt and she was a just out 48 year old she's starting dating different women and last i saw her he seemed very happy i don't think her son ever knew it was me that turned his family upside down once i jerked off on my friend's mom's panties left my not there and everything in bird culture once i had sex with arp's mom she told me she would never forget it [Music] you

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Published: Mon Dec 07 2020