People Share the Dumbest Thing They've Heard Someone Say Aloud in Public

what's the stupidest thing you've heard a person say aloud in public pigs don't have blood my Kalka trying to explain his belief that pigs don't ever hunt blood or veins which is why their white meat firms don't run on electricity they run on batteries said in that condescending act this is so obvious voice I've probably heard worse at some point but I remember sitting in a Starbucks on campus and this girl was telling this guy about a trip to Italy and at one point the guy goes so where do you want to go next and she says I've never been to Europe before so hopefully that long since when has anyone died from getting stabbed a bit late to the party that I heard a woman explained to another woman how planes don't actually fly from America to Europe they just hang in the sky motionless while the earth moves below them until Europe appears and then they land breastfeeding is unnatural girl in my year 11th health class coworker at my old job while we were setting up for Black Friday it's pretty crazy that Black Friday actually falls on a Friday this year I heard two girls talking about baking when one said she wanted to try baking her bread at home but she didn't know how to make the crust of the bread she also said she was thinking about baking the crust only because she liked it more than the rest of the bread she truly thought that the crust was made separately chickens are not animals they sheikhs said a friend who was trying to explain how she can eat poultry and be vegan at the same time I was in line at a KFC when the guy in front of me asks how many pieces of chicken are in a 15 piece bucket him I'm vegan but I still eat chicken and turkey so can I get the Cuba a sandwich with pulled pork and ham made with Turkey instead of the ham me sure so do you want me to take the pulled pork off or make it with double Turkey then no leave that on me visible confusion okay he comes back later with his lady or Matt saying he wants a new sandwich because he didn't know pulled pork was from pig and he doesn't eat pig because he's vegan I also forgot to mention the sandwich comes with cheese he didn't complain about that part when I worked in Congress I frequently gave to us of the Capitol as I was wrapping up the tour one of the constituents asked me to explain the difference between the Capitol and the White House okay Sean not everyone is knowledgeable about American government I gave them a quick explanation and figured it would be sufficient no I was clearly mistaken I then proceeded to listen to this person loudly proclaim that asterisk I asterisk was incorrect and that the White House is the same that thing as the Capitol but I got 400 days absence in a year but still past high school friend droppers when we were measuring these on how we got away with things took my lovely sheltered best friend to my hometown for the first time I'm from a mountain town in Southern California and the mountains all along the drive are all mostly covered in huge boulders we get to my family's property which is a two acre plot with several boulders she asked my dad if it was expensive to get the decorative boulders put into the yard he tried to politely explained that they were natural but she was pretty sure the owners before us must have hadn't put it because boulders aren't naturally occurring does myself count I was shopping with my spouse after our child was born we were in the baby arm she picked up a bottle of baby oil which prompted me to ask aloud wait baby oil is actually for babies a woman who had been walking into the I laughed audibly and immediately walked away during World War 2 history class a girl actually thought the front line was a piece of rope held by the troops does an egg get boiled before or after it comes out of the chicken there is a spell that in my country who's famous I don't know for being famous I guess here are some of best offs translated I would bulldoze down church of street Donuts built in ninth century and build an older one greetings to my parents especially mom and dad I'd love to have more self-confidence in other people I'm always included in mobile I have five mobile phones she never ceases to amaze you hello Harry Potter ice date book it's a movie and ivory comes from elephants evany comes from rhinoceroses me every is a type of wood got your numbers shortly after 9 / 11 my wife and I were in the UK on the way home the customs officer at the airport was dead serious officer are your US citizen wife yes officer it says here you were born in New Mexico so when did you become a u.s. citizen wife at birth New Mexico is in the u.s. officer no it isn't it's in Mexico that's why it has Mexico in the name UNM my friend has said two of the stupidest things I've ever heard we were discussing climate change solutions in class and she says backquote can't we finna hot air baloon with all the carbon dioxide and send it into space and regarding deforestation backquote why don't we just clone fully grown trees where are your extra medium dog sweaters my gym has just revenue SH the men's locker room it came out that there would only be personal showers not community wise I overheard two gentlemen in there 60 70s this is all because of the Millennials what are millenials younger people you know they've never been in the Army or Navy two grandmas talking and France well there is definitely more wind ever since the fall of the Berlin Wall they were dead serious I heard that as a kid and I still laugh at it earth is flat because if it would be round then it would bounce not me but my dad has heard I've set out all these bird feeders and bad baths but not one bird comes to my yard I met it is all those pesticides that crop duster is laying down in the field local school board member as they were standing in her 5 acre yard with 20 or more cats running around I don't understand why I need to be on time for work traveling back from Berlin to the UK I was sat next to a couple whose conversation had me wondering if I was being secretly recorded woman to her husband I wish we had managed to get to the beach in the seaside in Berlin it looks so lovely from up here do you think we'll go over the channel on the way home I'd prefer to go around and travel over land all the way is this snowden we are going over now we are descending into Manchester I think this is the same cloud we went through on our way back an uppity woman to a server in a restaurant do you know who I am do people realize how ridiculous they seem when they try to throw their weight around like that when I worked as an aquarium I overheard an American tourists say wow these penguins look just like birds while driving around Mexico City person 1 while Mexico City is huge me yeah I think it's one of the biggest cities in the world American girl Mara Texas's sitting around a bonfire I can already feel how I'm getting a tan whoo what green Salmonella is when her salad was served with parsley as decoration my former DF who is a refined mathematician Argentina is in Europe when I asked her why did she think that our justification lists that Messi plays for Barcelona in Spain is in Europe another former GF was constantly afraid Italians and or Germans might invade Greece any time like they did in the past and took me years to persuade her to visit Italy with me where she at last understood Italians are like us and friendly as hell she hadn't left Greece ever before the complete and utter lack of any geopolitical knowledge of people baffles me I have more examples like these from more people and I blame the education system for not making history and geography fun for the kids soare avatar in the theater and as everyone was walking out a random lady we passed said out loud and very seriously i wish real life was in 3d never have I laughed so hard inside go do fish sleep me of course they do huh yeah they sleep in Finding Nemo so they must do me that's a cartoon defensively yeah but it's based on a true story I took my dad to see one of his favorite musicals a few years ago we were sat in the stalls near the back and at the interval I was dying to use the bathroom so as soon as the curtain came down I hopped into the queue a woman and her daughter who were sitting in front of us joined the line behind me and were discussing the show the daughter said it's good and all that but I just want to tell them to stop being so miserable and to cheer up we were watching lemon remorse was leaving the theatre after having watched Fellowship of the Ring overheard a guy tell his friend I don't get it how come it ended just like that and the friend replied tokine roped the third already but he's still working on the second a customer is a restaurant after asking for a vegan menu and staring at it for 10 minutes asking why don't you have any chicken dishes on the menu followed up with what animal is a ham [Music]

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Length: 10min 6sec (606 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 26 2019