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13 to 16 year olds nowadays don't have a grey point they'll say something like racial issues prevail because the heads of the capitalist system are benefited by it and three seconds later tweets something like bob the builder owns my us without batting an eye this is the true gen z experience once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9 11 and i announced very loudly more people died in hurricane maria than in 9 11 but nobody really cares because you can't use hurricanes to justify imperialism and then not even five seconds later i said yee [ __ ] my beats acute study abroad story from my history teacher so his friend goes to germany to study abroad for three months right and she studied german in school but she certainly isn't fluent and she never put a ton of effort into it just a normal amount and when she gets to germany her host family doesn't speak english at all not a word to adults and four children and none of them are speaking english it's absolute hell to get by she's constantly gesturing and enunciating and having to speak perfect german they weren't very good at understanding her unless it was perfect and it's three tiring months of non-stop german action and on the last day they are sitting at the dinner table and the father turns to her and says in wonderfully fluent english so i'd say your germans improved quite a bit since you got here oh my god [Music] when i was eight i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was outraged and i thought it was because my art wasn't good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn't even know what that had to do with my art skills nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route than it normally does like where are you taking me me i'm the king of public transportation a gal haunting the streets that run like veins through this city the bus turns left where it normally goes straight me i'm naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me a sobering stat during coronavirus fears ninety percent of employees admit they have gone to work when sick who could have possibly foreseen that organizing the entire service economy around low-wage workers without sick leave or reliable access to a doctor might someday backfire last night i went to starbucks and when the guy finished my drink he bent down and whispered don't let anyone do your sparkle i just smiled and took my drink and while i was leaving i heard the other workers saying would you stop telling people that nobody cares about your inspirational sh and the guy responded with girl there is no way in hell i'm letting you dull my sparkle [Music] george was a good president for eight years then george said i'm tired i want to go home i don't know why i laughed so hard but but no that's literally essentially what he did if your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn't tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors my life is literally a sitcom i don't get why people hate immigrants so much like they are literally just people from another location the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march towards macbeth's castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army the second best part is that it actually works i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute developers know the average person is uncomfortable running terminal commands so they are like here this wizard will do it for you and we are all like yay the wizard this is the wizard who runs my computer even the effing pigeon is more responsible than a lot of people out there that's an eagle i'm going ballistic that's a king seagull globalization is beautiful sometimes stockholm 2015 by ninny anderson i love this picture so much there isn't even any backstory and yet immediately the feeling or theme if this image is simply we are all different and that's okay also their heads are both red but for different reasons and they are both looking at their phones they are different and the same there isn't shaming of either woman that's half the beauty i was trying to get a photo of all of my baby crested geckos on my hand and i managed to get very lucky with my timing this is quite possibly the funniest photo i've ever taken he scream car hops in dallas texas one nine four zero in the 40s women car hops had discovered their tips could increase by up to 25 a week about 460 dollars in today's money if they wore significantly revealing costumes one offended woman in texas complained to the fort worth star we women are sick of looking at girls legs we'd rather look at men's in an effort to force a change in women's uniforms instead a local drive in responded by hiring four husky young men in blue shorts white sweaters and fancy cowboy boots to serve women at the drive-through bring this back [Music] this is just a reminder that when sir terry pratchett was knighted he dug up his own iron ore learned to smelt smelted it added meteorite iron learned to forge and forged himself a star metal sword as you do and then he put it away somewhere safe so he wouldn't violate any uk knife laws if i have run a post-apocalyptic campaign sir terry pratchett's star metal sword will definitely be a legendary item for players to retrieve [Music] princess who is this sorry wrong number come back i'll be your princess we will meet again in another life i love you i love you too princess i think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me lol [Music] i told my dad to chill and he said i'm chill and i said i thought you would add i dad joked my dad i'm the revolution hello revolution i'm dad a bitter defeat a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her for some [ __ ] reason damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp and somehow still got a number so chase your dreams nothing is impossible apparently bro my dad went to dinner at my favorite mexican restaurant and said he'd bring me home a burrito and it's king 9 pm my dad is having an affair dad brought me the promise bruto just now so here's my obligatory post exonerating him from infidelity that burrito was fantastic i'm inclined to think my dad has never had sex in his life [Music] do lesbians just naturally glow is that their job hash and notice that all of these lesbians started to glow when they finally snapped hash conclusion lesbians are glow sticks how dare you hide this in the tags for your consideration the live action avatar movie except all the characters are played by their voice actors from the cartoon any actor who played multiple voices is every character they played similarities are never mentioned or acknowledged the zombie outbreak started two years ago now you find yourself cornered by a decaying zombie when you do the unthinkable and bite it first when it falls to the floor and grows its skin back and sits up and asks what is going on this may be the best subversive idea for zombie apocalypse stories i think i've ever seen how the f did you know that would work i didn't dude i just [ __ ] panicked [Music] reasons why snape hated certain characters harry because he looked like his father who lilly loved hermione because she was muggle-born reminded him of lily wrong because he had red hair just like lily every gryfinder ever because lily was a gryfinder and that kind of reminder is a heavy burden to carry hedwig because she had feathers and lily used to use quills lockhart because he reminded him of how he was locked out of lilla's heart hagrid because he was half giant and his love for lily was giant would you like some water separate water sobs lily used to drink water beautiful native american fire opal blade kill me with this as my vision fades i whisper aesthetic when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group behold our next supreme when you are doing a group activity in class and you're the smart kid capitalism under communism everyone would just be a drone with no individuality also capitalism lee what pride flag is that oh lee guessed the word the word was germany our pilot was just like ladies and gentlemen i hope you realize you aren't on a normal flight and his tone was all serious and everyone just paused and i started having a panic attack thinking it was a terrorist attack or something and then he casually goes we now have 100 calorie aurea snack packs to offer you i can't feel my legs do [Music]

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Length: 11min 20sec (680 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 14 2020