Paul Chowdhry Live at the Apollo

yeah what's happening yeah just grow a bit of a beard in it just while I was waiting to go on some guy call me Jafar the other day I can't even make cakes like yeah I'm good much patience on the Carnegie's that'll go to a restaurant would you like a table I've coming to watch people eat I forget the table I'll do this on the floor I'm in a supermarket I'm in a queue people come up to me you and the kumite and I'm just standing behind 28 people with a basket full of food maybe I didn't leave a big enough gap between his ass on my groin next time I gained his basket so you know I'm in the queue I'll get to the front of the till would you like a bag I've got 45 pound worth of shopping here now forget the bag I'll leave this year right now get me some cutlery we're gonna be here for a long time pour that milk into my pockets stick that pineapple on my head I mean um I grew up in the eighties man was proper homophobia around you know you know you guys can come and yes you can come out good you in the 80s you can very different time Americans even worse Americans got a scheme called pray away the gay they think if you're gay they can take you to a church and pray the gay air you surely if we're that confused about your sexuality the last thing you want to do is an in front of a priest gonna make matters worse who agrees with gay marriage who disagrees with gay marriage I'm gonna say now are they I think gay marriage is wrong cuz if gay marriage catches on soon we're gonna have gay arranged marriages and I don't need that crap in my life it has gonna be like our introduced you to 50 girls you said no neighboring the boys is apparently we were all gonna get wiped out by Ebola already see remember we're supposed to all get killed by Ebola happen to Ebola as soon as a white guy coy they found a cure thank God for David's billions of us dead David catch it we are safe now as our savior like a seeing in this whole situation like I heard it by this other girl Malala yousafzai's this girl got shot in the head by the Taliban and still got 10 GCSEs I was used to get compared to other people's children when you get compared to Malala you sir not coming back from that is it Malala use have got ten GCSEs and she was dead even dead people and more clever than you i Wasi yeah you can see yourself out of this family what about the BJP for bastard she's got 15,000 likes on Facebook you know that Malala sir but Kim Kardashian has got 25 million likes on Facebook and no one even knows what she does for a living what's she famous for having a massive ass he's named candy a West I don't like it when people blame things on racism those like I was watching this program on BBC one about parking tickets guys you gave me a ticket brother in it you gave me tickets on no white brother this goes no why I got a ticket I'm not made you parked in a bus lane this cuz you're not red cuz I was born in the 70s times have changed now who's born in the 70s 80s 90s how do you 18 that's nice what's your favorite TV program you're gonna play favorite TV show Teletubbies Rosie and Jim Rosie and Jim fans in tonight yeah what's your favorite TV program Hannah Montana I turned out well didn't it we've won in the 70s you know we used to watch when we were kids Peter files on TV finger mouse followed by back puss no roll Pharisees you will know wise inside today go home YouTube Ross cartoon club we used to watch that every day all you see is I mean I should leave now even a great crowd

Channel: ArseRaptor

Views: 2,607,659

Keywords: Live At The Apollo (TV Program), Paul Chowdhry (Film Actor), Comedy (Theater Genre), stand up, arseraptor

Id: O9Myalbsi-U

Length: 7min 0sec (420 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 28 2015