Paul Chowdry On Slaves - Stand Up For The Week

please welcome your host whole child rain welcome to standard for the week what's happening why people let's start off with quite a light news story allegedly three women wear hell for 30 years captive in a house in Lambeth I mean the worst thing about being a slave in Lambeth is when you're finally released you realize you're in Lambeth you have free no no I think I'll stay for a couple more minutes apparently there's 5,000 slaves in the UK and I can't find a cleaner the three women were Malaysian English and Irish sounds like a pub joke gone wrong an English woman an Irish woman and the Malaysian go into a house and they stay there for 30 years sounds like a bad knock-knock joke knock knock who's there Shh call the police call the police Oh Shh call the police now you passed a panic 30 years let's put this into perspective they went to this house 30 years ago when there was a Tory government recession mass unemployment and Bruce Forsyth was on TV nice to see you thirsty enough I was going to do a couple of lines about Nigella Lawson does she beat me to it don't you hurt about this someone drove a VW golf into someone's flat in Dudley look at the stay of there when that car smash to the wall they must have thought they were watching Fast and Furious 6 in 3d these free D glasses a wicked mind especially affection everything that Flair actually belonged to a guy called mama do diello it's a Nigerian name he's lucky he wasn't a traffic warden you got back here that's my chair that's my stuff up I was ringing the office I'm not supposed to be working from home today the owner of the house actually went to check the rubble to see if he was okay right and he went into the rubble and found a false leg it's ridiculous innit that's the problem with disabled drivers they think they can park anywhere see that but the thing is about this story right the story doesn't tell us who was driving that car I just hope she's okay anyone from Essex do you hear about the story this week a wolf escaped from a zoo in Essex iOS 6 only had Cougars the occasional Fox and a couple of heifers here's the wolf don't are they sent while I love you don't stroke it and kiss it don't stroke and kiss it and it turns through a cam looking straight man goodbye your face off I'll touch while I any no is a killer Essex people were told to look out for a creature with massive team someone tried to shoot this animal stop flashing humping someone's leg there's a forest fire could give a [ __ ] I'm only in this for the legs Optimus Prime transforming into a vibrator mm-hmm

Channel: Stand Up For The Week

Views: 1,032,414

Keywords: stand up for the week, comedy, stand-up comedy, Angela Barnes, Paul Chowdry, Sean Walsh, josh widdicombe, Romesh Ranganathan, Simon Evans, slaves

Id: yALIgD1BiS0

Length: 5min 2sec (302 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 12 2013