Marathon, Racist Cakes & Queen Victoria - Paul Chowdhry

welcome Tom now but a multicultural news please welcome the wonderful mr. Paul Chaudhary yeah what's that new white people gangster [ __ ] you'll need some multicultural news some George's day and I love you why people celebrate that you know some George was who's a patron saint of cheap clothes Asda last thing people pull out this in George's flag during some George's Day and massive sporting events that's the problem you don't know who the races are if you've got the flag up two months after an England game you're a [ __ ] racist some George was actually born in Turkey so after he probably stuck a knife through a dragon spun it around a few times he accidentally created annika Bab chilli sauce garlic sauce dragon is shallowly anything some George's actually uh who's Palestinian he was born in Turkey he was also a patron say Olivier Nia Portugal Germany Greece Georgia Moscow Istanbul Palestine and Beirut so what the BNP don't realize that that flag is the biggest symbol of multiculturalism around solicited BNP don't call him a wanker bring him inside I often work curry so it was the London Marathon this week two Kenyans won but they weren't even competing they just went out for a couple of pints of milk I don't know every time I go on buy some milk somebody give me a gold medal it's nothing to do the British people nothing to that the British people can't run probably it's because that [ __ ] they wear on those races look at this dude this dude's dressed up as a fascist dressed as a rhino won by this next guy dressed as an ambrosia rice pudding with this flat face I'm dari how dare we think he could win a race dresser there you know what British people should do if the winner win that race dressed up as a Kenyan the Swedish culture minister as well this week she got in trouble because she got pictured cutting a racist cake a racist cake how can a cake be racist I don't think anything was racist about that cake do you think this cake is racist that's disgusting he's a bit more icing on that cake looks too dry don't judge a cake by his color some of my best friends are black forest ghetto there was also the first ever racist Museum in America an actual racist Museum we've got racism museum in this country it's called Devon well place Botany ethic and a [ __ ] up I can't believe some of the stuff that got in this racist Museum they've even got a racist teapot someone must have misunderstood the term popcorn in the kettle black when they got in this racist museum like racist t-shirts this thing my family was stolen from Africa and all I got was this lousy t-shirt or a pointing one like I'm with racist well they're gonna have rides in this museum like racist ghost train someone jumps out and a white sheet all the black people got to sit in the back of the Train apparently when that museum closes everyone gets told to get out and go back to where they come from there's another story oh this channel forwarded a documentary that Queen Victoria had a relationship with an Indian Muslim servant man called Abdul this is Abdul of Queen Victoria they actually met outside theatres he was pulling up outside and he was at mini carriage and lunch to the palace that's a beauty rupees shillings whatever the [ __ ] was in those days if she married Abdul that would have changed the course of history in itself people won't be getting prince albert's they'd be getting Prince Abdullah I'm mostly a member of the royal family we all know how to deal with that situation the horse and carriage would had crashed into a french underpass too soon that's the multicultural news this week even a great crowd it's time to find out who's up and who's down

Channel: Paul Chowdhry

Views: 754,994

Keywords: paul chowdhry, Chocolate, Cake, Cookies, Queen, funny stand up comedy, funny, marathon

Id: a4evRR2Tv_o

Length: 5min 55sec (355 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 18 2013