PARTY.MOV

[Music] boring what else is on koomina Diane pie was the first true celebutant of the pony world over the course of her life the limelight she experienced broadcasted her most intimate moments to a sensationalist public and the world watched as she transformed from an innocent pop icon loved by millions into a disastrous cautionary example about the dangers of an insatiable addiction to partying pinkie pie's downward spiral began in 2009 on her 21st birthday with newfound freedom and her inhibitions entirely abandoned she was left to explore a frightening nightclub world without a single notion of moderation wherever the party took her the paparazzi shadowed her relentlessly eager to document her tragic overindulgence after a brief fling with Alice in Chains guitarist Jerry Cantrell in 2010 Pinkie Pie's partying escalated from drinking to heavy drug use she started chasing that purple dragon not me cuz I'm a purple dragon but I mean like the heroine no it's a metaphor look it up you have the Internet but I mean come on everybody knows drugs are dangerous pinky's experimentation with cocaine also took its toll piracy how would you like it if musicians stole from you what if Cannibal Corpse told your precious classes and you what would you do a friend o star just would spin your house and stole your favorite dress I think I'd just be confused in 2011 the scandal reached its peak for explicit footage leaked onto the internet featuring pinky performing sex acts on a currently unidentified partner yeah that feel good baby yep the tabloids were merciless Oh she'd [ __ ] anyone chicks dudes didn't matter fat guys skinny guys guys who climb on rocks dogs cats squirrels bugs snails she [ __ ] a snail I watched her [ __ ] a snail once that sounds weird right just hearing me say it imagine how weird it was to see it she [ __ ] a snail as the partying continued to become more extreme think he became belligerent and lashed out at her friends on several occasions calling them in the wee hours of the morning what what who is this what do you want I always thought you were cute come over and [ __ ] me I think I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill I want you to get some beer get some oxycontin come to my house he stopped you right there because I'm not going to do any of this it's 3 a.m. come on spikey I thought you was friends well no offense friend but I hope you're buried alive hey God there's this stupid [ __ ] staring at me oh wait that's me I'm looking in a mirror hang on I gotta go talk to this mirror I'll call you back spike am I the only sane one in this crazy world of Technicolor pony weirdos I thought it might motivate pinky to get straightened out if we got a bunch of her friends together and sat her down not because I care about her but you know elements of harmony and so Twilight set her plan into action I'm texting my dog this is supposed to be an intervention where is everypony Applejack's in a coma rarity is being held captive by Mexicans fluttershy's in the nuthouse and Rainbow Dash is dead any more questions smartass I knew I should have stayed in bed today you're addicted the party shut up you're just jealous cuz boys think I'm prettier than you you have a big horse face no don't you guys aren't my friends my only friend is 40 ounce is a 190 proof straight vodka [Music] that's impossible [Music] [ __ ] me pinkie you are amazing I'm having my period oh dear God it got in my mouth you got any more fluids you want to spray on me you stupid [ __ ] yeah this could've gone better it's twins in case anyone's gonna ask I'm gonna name him snippy and prickly Pete in a PR attempt to be perceived as more of a victim of circumstance pinky released an autobiography entitled my daddy made me put glass in my vagina describing in great detail her relationship with her father the Reverend Peter Daniel pie don't believe a word this book says I didn't insert glass into my daughter's genitals okay I didn't force her to eat her own hair I did not hit her over the head with a Sega Dreamcast in a fit of drunken area and I did not lock her in the basement and blast blood on the dance floor for 17 hours straight when she refused to say the Lord's Prayer what is that a band I don't even know yes I lied about my father but I had a good reason nobody was paying any attention to me pinkie pie's story is a tragic tale of how Fame money and indulgence can bastardize any of us if something is pure and adorable as a fluffy pink pony can be tempted into a sinful life of self-destruction none of us are safe after an arrest for attempting to shoplift large quantities of ammonia and pseudoephedrine in April of 2012 pinkie is currently once again undergoing rehabilitation and her future is uncertain you might ask yourself why things like this can happen are we the public to blame is it are sadistic lust for watching these Giants fall and crumble that pressures them into their ultimate downfall and finally why do we as the media choose to report all of this to you the answer is simple because there is not a single thing happening in this world right now that's more important in the personal lives of celebrities Pinkie Pie has brought smiles and joy to so many ponies throughout the years with how exhausting it can be to bring happiness to others perhaps it's no surprise that she seeks parties is an escape from her stressful life regardless of it all one thing is certain we should all be far less judgmental of this innocent beautiful creature say um what uh what are your rates ten for a Tuggy 20 for a blowy and 25 if the camera man's gonna watch [Music] [Music]

Channel: hotdiggedydemon

Views: 12,017,895

Rating: 4.7352471 out of 5

Keywords: PARTY.MOV, PONY.MOV, PARTY, PONY, PINKIE, PIE, ANIMATION, PARODY, FUNNY, pinkie pie, HOTDIGGEDYDEMON, hot diggedy demon, cartoon, flash, Max G, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Program), MLP, bronies, friendship is magic, Spoof

Id: 3vXNTCpM6rE

Length: 8min 26sec (506 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 26 2012

Reddit Comments

[u/RetardVomitPussyCunt]

She literally fucked a snail

[u/the4thaggie]

2:06 - Green pony with Nerv logo AWWWWWWEEESSSOOMMMEE! (Neon Genesis Evangelion anime).

[u/zexon]

"Don't touch me motherfucker"

The room reference?

[u/EnsoElysium]

Yaaaaaaaaaay

[u/[deleted]]

I'm just confused how there's gonna be a RD episode since she's dead

[u/Fimbultyr]

I feel dirty all over.

[u/[deleted]]

I love these so much, but I feel like everyone hates them for some reason.

[u/Cetlan]

Haha Been waiting for this for ever!

[u/ajtexasranger]

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