Willy Wonka hating kids for 10 minutes straight...

[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] where are you he's [Music] don't you want to know our names can't imagine how it would matter just drop your coach anywhere mr wonka i'm valid beauregard i don't care i'm for every salt it's very nice to meet chisa i always thought of a wriggle as a type of warty guy on the bottom of your foot i lost your chocolate i can see that city why yeah you're my tv would you like some chocolate sure then you should have water [Music] let's be friends best friends an important room this after all it is a chocolate vacuum then why is the door so small i remember thinking i'm about to beat this up just to keep all the great big chocolatey flavor inside it's beautiful what oh yeah it's very beautiful [Music] enjoy [Music] why hold onto it why not start a new piece because then i wouldn't be a champion i'd be a loser they are such wonderful workers i feel i must warn you though they are rather mischievous always making jokes [Applause] [Music] bye where is my son where does that pipe go to that pipe it just so happens to lead to death mr wonka huh why would augustus's name already be a new olympus song unless improvisation is a partnership anyone can do it you little girl say something anything the chewing gum was really gross too see exactly the same no it isn't uh you really shouldn't mumble because i can't understand the word you're sending now on with the doors by the way no other factory in the world you already said that you're all quite short aren't you well yeah we're children well that's no excuse i was never as short as you you were once was not know why because i distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head look at your short little arms you could never reach oh wow oh we just got diagnosed i don't even remember what it was like being a kid oh boy [Music] you guys are in a crisis i'm on my way now everyone enjoy yourselves but just don't touch anything okay hey mr wonka what's this [Music] oh you these are everlasting job stoppers you can suck on it all year and it'll never get any smaller isn't that neat it's like um no you suck down one of these little boogers and in exactly half an hour a brand new crop of hair will start growing out all over the top of your little noggin and a mustache and a beard who wants a beard are you hep to the jive can you dig what i'm laying down i knew that you could slide your sims can so brother unfortunately the mixture isn't quite right yet because balumpa tried yesterday well you look great do i look [Music] hi sisters you mean that's it do you even know what it is because this gum is a full three-course dinner all by itself it sounds weird is this serious sounds like my kind of gum that is not correct because according to the encyclopedia [Music] i've tried it on like 20 oompa loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry it's just weird i want you to roll miss beauregard into the boat and take her along to the juicing room at once the juicing room what are they gonna do over there they're gonna squeeze her like a little pimple we gotta squeeze all that juice out of her immediately come on let's boogie if you hate gums so much why do you make it once again you really shouldn't mumble because it's kind of starting to bum me out these flashbacks happen often increasingly today daddy i want a squirrel get me one of those squirrels i want one how about new ruka dear you have many marvelous pets all i've got at home one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canoes and a green parrot and a turtle and the silly old hangar [Music] daniel get you a squirrel just as soon as he possibly can but i don't want any old squirrel without a trained squirrel very well how much do you want for one of these girls name your prize but they're not for sale but she can't have one [Applause] daddy i'm sorry darling mr wonka's being unreasonable if you don't get me a squirrel i'll get one myself [Music] where are they taking her to the incinerator but don't worry we only light it on tuesdays today is tuesday [Music] well there's always the chance they decided not to light it today oh hi honey around the factory there can't be this many floors how do you know mr smarty pants i want to pick a room go ahead put these on quick and don't take them off whatever you do this light could burn your eyeballs right out of your skull and we certainly don't want that not do we television chocolate fishing all ready to be eaten [Music] it is impossible you don't understand anything about science [Music] i cannot understand a single word you're saying okey-dokey take it it's just a picture on the screen scaredy cap you take it go on just reach out and grab it [Applause] holy eat it go on what about people well why would i want to send a person they don't taste very good at all but that is called cannibalism my dear children don't you realize what you've invented it's a teleporter most important invention in the history of the world and all you think about is chocolate he has no idea but i'm not don't push my button [Music] he's gone oh well sometimes only half the little pieces find their way through if you had to choose only one half of your son which one would it be what kind of a question is that no need to snap just a question i think kevin he's completely unharmed unharmed what are you talking about [Music] there is no other way it's television not telephone there's quite a difference huh let's go put him in the taffy puller coffee puller hey that was my idea boy is he gonna be skinny yeah taffy puller thank you

Channel: Funny Edits

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Keywords: Willy Wonka, edited, edits

Id: YFUuuMs5YbI

Length: 10min 25sec (625 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 17 2021