Llamas with Hats 1-12: The Complete Series

call there is a dead human in our house oh hey how did he get here I didn't do this explain what happened I've never seen him before in my life did you kill this person Carl I do not kill people that is that is my least favorite thing to do tell me Carl exactly what you were doing before I got home alright well I was upstairs okay I was I was sitting in my room reading a book or on and well this guy walked in okay so I went up to him yes and I I stabbed him 37 times in the chest Carl that kills people oh oh wow doctor I didn't know that how could you not know that yeah I'm in the wrong here I suck what happened to his hands what's that his hands why are they missing well I kind of cooked them up and ate them I was hungry and Bo you know when when you crave hands I was hungry for hands give me a break my stomach was making the rumbling the only hands would satisfy I kill people and I eat hands that's that's two things [Music] Carl what on earth was all Lancel I'm not sure what you're referring to you sunk an entire cruise ship Carl are you sure that was me I I would think I would remember something like that oh I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face that sounds dangerous you were head-butting children off the side of the ship at that must have been horrifying to watch you started making out with the ice sculptures thank God that the children weren't on board to see it ah Carl why is the lifeboat all red and sticky well I guess you could say it is red and sticky Oh what are we standing in would you believe it strawberry milkshake no I would not believe that melted gumdrops no boat nectar no some of God's tears how many the truth Carl fine it's the lovely elderly couple from to be well they were they were taking all the crescent rolls believe it I'm here I will not apologize for art where are the other lifeboats whoa you won the prize I didn't even notice that where are the other lifeboats Carl looking at the trajectory of the moon and the Sun probably at the bottom of the ocean I bet lots of holes in them I have a problem I have a serious problem are just terrible today Shh do you hear that that's the sound of forgiveness that's the sound of people drowning Carl that is what forgiveness sounds like screaming and then silence [Music] Carl we're supposed to be on vacation I don't know about you but I am having a wonderful time here topple the South American government cause that people have spoken viva la resistance you pushed the resistance leader into a giant fire he was a traitor and a scoundrel who's trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan oh that was a foot I appear to have swallowed an entire person that would be the hotel bartender that explains why my mojito is taking so long was horrifying your mouth unhinged like a snake wow that sounds pretty awesome I can't go anywhere with you Carl that hurt my feelings now we're both in the wrong I want to go home we're leaving in that case I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat what well I'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat we'll do know what forget it I'm not even shocked anymore oh that's no fun since we come the norm for you Carl I'll have to try harder next time please dog I feel like I've been issued a challenge it's too late now you yo I totally don't remember your name we've known each other for three years car and what an impression you've made my name is Paul what I said my name is Paul oh I thought you were a woman why would you think that mostly the Hat are you sure of course I'm sure well if you'll excuse me I have some pictures to delete from my computer [Music] Carl you've trapped mud all over the car back of that right there is a mess I just had it cleaned yesterday cause I'm not responsible for this I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning clearly your hoof prints call and there is an imposter on the loose lead directly to you who number one the imposter is a phantom Oh we birthday it's not please tell me you want nothing to do with this why don't you blow out your candle you've gone too far this time car what's that it's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city what did you even do that a dollop of fairy dust I ripped the tag off a mattress isn't funny car comes laughing clearly not all the people who just exploded think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now because we're friends and friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together isn't friendship Carl that's sad well then you're probably not gonna like your birthday decoration it's not even my surprise I'm sorry I thought you liked faces obviously there's a miscommunication you're right it's not nearly as tasteful as I pictured it in my head oh god one touch man this was clearly the wrong way to go thank what can I say I expected them to be cooked more raw face is just gross was a good idea probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath or the long history of violence oh I don't understand how you keep forgetting that [Music] Kyle I know you've found something whatever do you mean you've always done something it's a lovely day out we're having a good time what have you done you mistake me for some sort of scoundrel I am a respected member of the community to even insinuate okay Carl so what did you do today well let's see I wash the car aha I made a donation to the local Girl Scout troop char I returned an overdue movie i blockbuster what Allison I stepped on a ladybug by accident and I baked some banana bread for our neighbor Pat I believe that's it done that sense that's all I did today oh I may have forgot to mention one of my activities I apologize that was wrong explain Carl well from here it looks like a weather balloon I think it's just a lens flare and some dust tell me Carl fine I may have created a crack in space-time through which to collect millions of baby hands huh what do you mean huh I think I was expecting worse worse but this is totally [ __ ] bro no but after last time come on look at this how did I even do this I don't understand how or why you do anything do you know what it feels like to be Carl right now it hurts not as much as the babies but it hurts ah Carl what why are there only hands from white babies well you know why he's got to pay and the payment is baby hands [Music] aren't you gonna say it say what Karl that my name all offended and annoyed I'm leaving Karl what I'm moving out it's the meat conveyor isn't it you never were a fan of modern home design it's a lot of things Karl just let me explain efficiency industry never before has this many dead bodies been so manageable Karl I'm the Henry Ford of human meat I've already packed I'm not coming back Karl come on we haven't even gotten to the big surprise yet I'm sure it's very upsetting well now I don't even want to show you I do not want to see it and you are being a huge B hole right now go on shoving people into a meat grinder it's not a meat grinder it's an orphan stomper Roz do you know what's gross your attitude are you serious what have I done to deserve all this behold coming out of your mouth it's everything Karl it's everything you've done ever everything even that time I helped mrs. Bigsby with her garden who buried her there it's what she would have wanted she wasn't keeping up with the weeding as president of the homeowners association I had to take immediate action you do is kill people that's like saying all Mozart did was write songs you are completely insane Oh weird that's what all these orphans said is that the surprise no looks like a meat dragon did you finish your meat dragon Carl maybe it's horrifying Carl thank you [Music] who me whatever could you be referring to Oh the hand chair I've recently taken up carpentry now how would you feel if I called your work a monstrosity of course I had to use faces anything else would be disrespecting the art it's called modernism only I've made it more modern by using face parts of City Councilmembers I disagreed with the election results someone had to take a stand I'm a patriot and a hero fine if you're going to whine about it I can sew them back on I think their bodies are still in my blood canal yes I'm the crazy one not the people who elected these buffoons if you paid any attention to our city charter meetings you would see it wasn't an overreaction what are you doing you're sitting you never sit euro is standing Paul you're not supposed to sit I find this very upsetting you don't even care do you about my feelings will you please just stand up Paul I don't even know who you are anymore no you cannot take off the mask it has to look right when I throw you in the blood canal [Music] Paul are you home ding-dong landlord pizza delivery fire department bank manager you have an appointment what do you want call I want to be treated like a friend Paul did you get my apology piano I guess it was less a piano and more statement on pianos I miss your grumpy face and the paw mask I made hasn't helped it's not grump enough you made a mask of my face yes and speaking of which you might want to avoid being seen by federal investigators do some you are now known as Nicholas panic off brutal leader of the Russian opium cartel I'm calling that idea Nikolai and you know there isn't a prison I can't nibble my way out of I've got nowhere to go I burned my house down once it had enough swans inside and I used up the rest of my savings buying the swans society society and the swans I really gave you every chance like cod I just I can't do it anymore what if I gave you 10 million dollars cash you don't have ten million dollars Carl I buried a large chest at the balloons once I can go dig that up Oh Carl it was either doubloons or my zoo books a lot of something is in a hole somewhere I'm putting on some music Carl I'm not listening anymore rude I'm sorry flesh me is so ungrateful Carl and after all we've been through it's scandalous I said you do such incredible things and deserve appreciation it's okay he'll come around as soon as the Swan piano arrives you're welcome Carl I can't believe you Oh what have I done this time you killed someone and chopped them up and they're right here on the floor Carl I didn't do that why would you why would you think I did such a thing Carl all the blood in that the pieces you murderer I think I would have remembered dismembering someone and putting all their bits on the ground right here that's not the sort of thing I would usually forget about I hate you Carl I hate you go watch it now who's being hurtful you Paul you who said that it was me Carl oh yes Carl you came back you must finish your work Carl my word there is so much to do we mustn't dawdle you said you weren't coming back yeah I don't know what I'm supposed to say what what are you planning Carl I'm kind of just freestyling it these days taking things as they come you're better than that Carl you're better I am aren't I Carl I am Carl that's me you sure like your yelling I can't see anything you need to get out Carl you're in great danger where are we I'll find a light Carl okay I don't remember how I got here you need to get out Carl oh it's my Gorp it's you kind of terrible fall Carl but I think my legs are broken you're in danger you need to get up how long have I been down here it feels like a long time what work isn't finished Carl you have so much more to do I don't know if I could move Paul you must act quickly something is down here with us that's probably the basilisk it won't bother us the stupid thing only eat Chipotle it grows closer we're you always this creepy Paul I'll go find some rope and some neosporin if you see it too I know it's all laughs with old Carl Paul was that you maybe it's my stomach making the rub Leigh's hungry for hands remember that Paul Paul no luck with the Rope I'm sorry Carl you'll need to do this yourself well that's a bummer that's not gonna work I'm in too bad a mood all right oh hey how did all these bodies get down here you killed all these people car collecting piles of human meat is my least favorite thing to do I am a rascal just a no-good troublemaker that's me I guess I'm done you must complete your work there's nothing left to complete it's all gone I'm done Paul why are you still yelling at me must complete your work all the hands are eating all the meat creatures are made Unleashed and then also even yes it was very upsetting I can't believe you do you remember the blood vortex in Paris yeah that was my favorite you know what I don't even think you're really Paul I think you're a liar and a cheat you must finish your work I'm gonna go find the real Paul I don't think he's gonna be very pleased about all this stuff I've done it's almost time remember the orb thing with all the nerves it would shock people then eat their skin yes Carl Paul is going to be really upset to learn I made that almost an car when I find the real Paul I bet he's going to be the most mad at you identity theft that's a felony yelling also a felony [Applause] [Music] Paul are you home Paul I'm right here Carl no you're not you're not Paul you're an imposter stop it you must finish your work Carl Paul Paul you're almost done Carl I'm coming in Paul I'm sorry this violates your restraining order but it's important Paul Paul oh I guess you're gone [Music] [Music] oh I didn't do that Oh [Music] [Music]

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Views: 31,200,264

Rating: 4.9290137 out of 5

Keywords: filmcow, jason steele, quantax, llamas with hats, charlie the unicorn, hungry for hands, carl, paul, 37 times, murder, llamas, hats, that kills people, film cow, animals, animation, comedy

Id: jJOwdrTA8Gw

Length: 18min 28sec (1108 seconds)

Published: Sat May 09 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/mightbedylan]

My tummy has the rumblies that only hands can satisfy."

[u/Mecha12131]

I like how the episode’s music gets distorted and darker the more episodes you watch

[u/NotJuses]

Carrrrrrllll!!!

[u/mimsybandersnatch]

That kills people Carrrrrrl!

[u/paco3346]

I literally just showed this to my girlfriend last night and I hadn't seen it in years. Stop reading my thoughts, Facebook.

[u/benowillock]

He finally finished his work.

[u/superhaydon]

That kills people.

[u/_Rosenhan]

That’s actually two llamas

[u/[deleted]]

Caaaaarlll.... I could never forget about llamas with hats.