Palworld But I Only Catch Humans

[Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] have you ever considered obtaining a semblance of control over your life by incarcerating innocent creatures with your portable pocket prison how about the prospect of using them for free labor they have no qualifications and their bodies break at a much faster Pace than your average construction worker but that is actually favorable to the economy as it allows you to replace the old employee way before they become a burden to the system not sure why I use the word employees that would imply wages the only thing we're contractually obliged to provide them with is lead poisoning whenever they're no longer able to keep up the pace pal world is the game that you get after you convince a watpad fanfiction writer to take a coding boot camp turns out they were better at coding and physics than anyone ever thought far far better than they were at writing in fact Welcome to Hell thrust I hate you thrust I will make sure you will experience hell while living thrust this [ __ ] has 169,000 reads but the zany nature of the fanfic writer never changes and therefore the fundamental question that led to the creation of this game appeared what happens if you combine Pokemon private military groups and switch shops I'll do my best to provide an answer in this video I start off my session by renaming the world to something a bit more thematic and then I make a character I wanted a name that reflects elegance and dark secrets so we're going with Sylvester now you should know that Sylvester's favorite activity is power walking and then I come into being you Nintendo although there are many colorful and interesting characters to neglect in the world I am only interested in the superior Choice imagine you're a free mammal roaming the forests blessed with a gift of opposable thumbs and above average intelligence but you find out one day that some of your other distant cousins started meu and listening to podcasts where some dude really wants to break down his opinion on Eugenics it is I a human being the culmination of Mother Nature's nightmares blessed with the gift of delayed gratification and self-awareness and you my friend are about to have your spine compressed to 1/4 of its size as I try to squeeze you into my balls pun not intended can pal World be completed if you try to only catch humans instead of Pals no no no absolutely not but I'll give it my best shot the search for Homo sapiens continued as I explored deep into the land it took me quite a while to get a whiff of what I was looking for but after about 10 minutes of walking it was time to put human back into trafficking the local law enforcement attacked me as quick as they could but they did not understand what they were facing I lost my moral compass somewhere in the thickness of these juicy thighs and traded remorse for [Music] Speed let me tell you something child in these lands the law is decided by the 200 lb of pure muscle on my body especially the lower half I can literally sweep you off your feet and dispose of you with sociopathic ease you came prepared for a battle I came prepared for war second human successfully caught in all of us shared a touching moment while we were building his bed toilet and kitchen table not too long after these events I would actually hit the jackpot a bandid camp that likes to shoot animals hunting humans and having the moral High Ground it's over [Music] [Applause] [Music] Anakin now look I know what you're thinking this is too easy and yes things were going well possibly too well I knew it was time to test my low consent friends so I took one of the masked ones to reduce any chances of any empathy or Mercy from my side I named him bacon mostly because I had to destroy his passport and ID I heard it's a very efficient tactic in other parts of the world unfortunately bacon knew his way around my heart as he often times allowed me to pet him and he also thoroughly enjoyed my break dancing routine they ask you how you are you you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine took bacon to the first major challenge in this game a deranged woman that trained a helpless animal to operate a heavy duty machine gun but the game likes calling me inhumane when I catch people that already liked shooting things oh and by the way this is bacon 8 hours ago before we left the camp he's completely stuck does this look like a creature was able to take care of itself if you said yes well then here's bacon 30 minutes before we left Camp he has not moved an inch and is now starving to death I had to help him get unstuck and feed him you might want to consider who the bad guy is in this scenario is all I'm saying anyway the fight starts and we provide a very solid performance but like a man who skipped formal education and relied exclusively on his looks to succeed in life I was too confident I die immediately but I mean look at bacon he's absolutely destroying this [ __ ] well I guess we're not really that well prepared for this let's get back to base uh bacon buddy are you okay well it's not a yes but it's also not my problem my ego took a pretty big hit that day but Fortune was nevertheless still by my side as I found a much much stronger Bandit Camp deeper into the plains although my initial recruitment efforts proved to be annoyingly insufficient [ __ ] [ __ ] my psychologist told me that the reason I self-isolate when facing adversity is because I am used to solving problems on on my own and boy oh boy did I over engineer the solution for this [Music] one you know what this has been this has been a good day I'm going to take a quick break sharpen my Axe and get right back to you guys okay [Music] okay the hard truth that I needed to accept was that I required something stronger in order to successfully defeat the evil wench so this time I went out hunting at night hoping that I would catch someone off guard possibly sleeping it did not take me long until I found him a level 21 activist was exhausted after a hard day of protesting but what they're saying is they want maximum disruption to stop the government extracting oil and gas yeah but that's cooking all this was going to be a hard fight but I had the element of Sur surprise I tried laying down some traps but he was way too clever for that his damage output was insane so I had to act quickly in this scenario if I threw a ball at him there would be a 1% chance of actually catching him but you know what they say Shooters shoot yes yes yes and that's how I caught my buddy Patrick and Patrick was a whole different Beast he had something wild in his eyes even though I tamed him he had ambition he had Drive the only thing my other humans were good at was starving to death and building furry statues Patrick was different he loved the work when these slept he was training in combat and acrobatics and when my life was at risk he would come in and boy he hits like a truck I thought I finally had the right person for the job and it was about time we revisit Old Wounds and try to cize them me and Patrick made final preparations it was time for vengeance swager down the street with your red lips and funky beat you better hold your head up to the I'm going to roll with you the day I yeah like that get [ __ ] you don't stand a [ __ ] [Applause] chance down my L show in always down ready ah [ __ ] well as I said at the very beginning the game isn't really made for you to be able to catch humans but I will leave you with something to think about remember when I showed you this warning that you get every time you catch a person where the implication essentially is that you shouldn't catch humans because they're not pals yeah well this is a butcher's knife let's read the description together shall we knife for butchering Pals when equipped the pet command becomes butcher butchered Pals will not return but you know we've essentially already established that humans are in Pals so there's genuinely absolutely nothing to wor I'm so sorry I have to do this you're just notm for this I can't keep you here don't run don't run don't run why did you have to run you try to hide inside my house come here come here time for a long time whether you're ready or not time for that all bre fre TR

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Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 22 2024