OUTTAKES | BATMAN FIRES JOKER | BAT-CANNED

yeah and I guess I uh shot your friend here and uh he's not as fast as a speeding bullet like the Superman whoopsy days I'm sorry I'm I apologize already on page one I apologize bad joker take one B what do I want what do I want what do I want you know what I want I want your little horny head on a big old spoke what's the line and you have none of your super friends here to save you because uh you fired them all so looks like it's time to say real but you know what was manle the Thugs who stole my sign from my sign spinning job your Sid spitter I'm a sid spitter there we go this just really hard for me to hear it's like finding out your arch nemesis was one of those inflatable wavy arm guys outside of a car dealership yeah but no it was it was worse than that because they stole my don't stop doing that that Mak Deals Deals Deals stop but you're a clown because you worked as a clown so you were clown clown clown clown clown clown clown bad day with a sign spin evil clown when I went insane I thought I'd just stay a clown yeah cuz insane people are usually deeply practical oh I've forgotten everything so I actually killed my mom uh with a pillow how' you know that because that's the lamest candy ass way to kill somebody do that sorry give him a second I killed my mother with a pillow how did you how did you know that because that's the most candy ass way you can murder or someone you fluffed your mother to death a homicidal maniac was like a buff buff buff like a 1930s Mafia movie I dated my girlfriend for a whole six months and then I found out she was imaginary did you go to a different school was she Canadian did you have a picture of her in your wallet and then one day one of your Chums looked on the back and could tell it was from 17 magazine I want to be crystal clear about this eat [ __ ] eat [ __ ] in a hot dog bun you were the coolest and then you were like want to hear more about me and we're like yeah and then it went give me that one more time it was ours to ruin nothing in his pockets but knives and lint okay you want to know how I got these scars then you pop up okay like whack them all and you're like you want to know how I got these scars I was making a collage and I slipped someone must have just cleaned the floor cuz I just straight up slipped her whoops while I was making my Crazy Summer collage you [ __ ] inel Mark Gotham deserves better puns oh I have I have other stuff um hold on stop assaulting Gotham with your weak ass subreddit dad jokes okay go home and Fade Into Obscurity with some dignity tinkering away on your Rick and Morty spec script well it's Sunny script and it is funny oh I bet let me guess Charlie accidentally joins the clan oh can I have that no cuz I stop it hey shut up we live in a society that's your great contribution you're a meme no one gets you're the herard gbms girl get the [ __ ] out of here you're going to die worse than the Amy Kade G bimp SC [Laughter] I prefer Jared Leto sry sorry oh boy more time I prefer Jared Leto one more SM I almost made it I heard a giggle I prefer that's impossible I prefer I'm sorry but [ __ ] me that's not possible it's not [Music] possible

Channel: Pete Holmes

Views: 239,473

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Id: LdogovMaWhI

Length: 5min 36sec (336 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 14 2023