New suit? Yeah. Real cool. You clearly don't mean that. Oh, black cape. I mean, where do you get these super ideas? Okay, I didn't steal this from you. If that's what you're implying. Why stop there? Why not drive my car, sleep in my mansion, get tipsy, and tongue, kiss my butler. You just. I know what I said. I have things to do. Let me just cut to the quick, okay? Okay. No good company has two CEO’s I think we need to crystallize the leadership of the Justice League. Okay. The quickest way to do that is to can your ass. Can my ass. Like sardines, bitch. Here's the thing, Bruce. If someone should step down. It should be you. You're dressed like a bat. I am a bat. No you’re not. You’re not a bat. You're a scared little boy playing dress up distracting the grown ups with actual powers who are trying to deal with actual problems. I help. Really? Yes. Remember when we fought those parademons? They were tough. I totally took down one of them. Oh, please. The only reason you knocked out that parademon was because I held it down like a dad who takes a few cracks at a pinata so his son can hit it once. Knock out the candy and feel like a big boy. That's why Alfred always pre-hits the pinata? You're useless. Eat sh*t. F*ckwad Good come back. Hope starts with an H. You step on my best stuff last time. It's time you packed up your stuff and left. Bruce. Okay. Hold on. Umm. Let's walk this back instead of you being fired or me being fired. How about co-leaders? Musk one and Musk two. You can own Twitter. I'll make battery cars. You sure? Because it felt like you brought me in here to fire me. Noo, come on. You don't know me by now. I was joshin’ let’s commemorate our new partnership. And Will, we'll just have ourselves a little toast. What do you say? Happy to hear it. Okay. Cheers. These wouldn't be kryptonite cubes, would they? Kal. Look, I know you have trust issues. Your parents put you in like a yeast infection pill and sent you to our planet. But you can trust me. This is not kryptonite. This is. This is green tea from Asia. From Asia. green tea from Asia. Where in Asia? Asia. Minor. Mean, if it's so good, you drink first. I would. And you're from Krypton, so you don't know this. But the custom is that the guest drinks the green tea from Asia first. Drink first. So you drink first, please. You drink first. Okay. All right. You know,
I am a little thirsty, so here I go. Drinking the normal tea. I don't want to be offensive, but it's not good to my palette. Yeah, you're fired, Bruce. Hold, on. Look, look, you. You win. You're the boss. But before I go, I was wondering if you could help me with one small thing. You're so strong. Could you help me open this innocent jar of pickles? What kind of pickels are those? I'd say Jewish. They look like kryptonite. Oh, no, no, no. Those. These are. These are. These are these are kryptonot brand pickles. You know, when you’re trying to lie, it's best not to call it basically the exact same word. Note taken. But uh, one last thing. Quick question, you want to put your hand in this Shrek puppet? It will not wither you like an old man. I'm not going to put my hand in the glowing green Shrek puppet, Bruce. Come, on! It'll be fun. You could be like, Oh, I am an ogre. I live in a swamp. Hey, now, ur a rock star. Get your game on. Get paid. Hey now, ur rock star. Get ya game on. Get laid. Batman! Sorry. I fell in one of my Shrek holes. The last one lasted the entire quarantine. This is
getting beyond stupid. You have the rest of the day to pack up your stuff and leave the. Hall of Justice. Oh, hold this hold this rock. Really? Just hold this rock? You're not even trying anymore. Look at it. It's Rocky. Very holdable. You could hold it. You see me hold the rock. Puts an itch in your brain. Nothing’s gonna scratch that itch. Like holding da rock. I want you to visualize something in your mind. It's you. You look down in your hand. There’s something in it. It's this rock. So f**king sad. Go play with the gadget and your Legos. You toddler. What a Farquaad.
