So. So. Listen. Listen. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. STOP COPYING ME! I am vengeance. I What? I’m vengeance. All right, Vengeance. You're f#ckin fired. What? No, I’m your replacement. No, you're not. I’m gonna have to sight the case of aint broke v don't fix. Seriously, I don’t even know why you're here. What’s the difference? I'm”THE” Batman. You're Batman. Okay. I don't mean to be Sean Parker here, but you can drop the “THE” nobody wants to go to “THE” Facebook and nobody's afraid of “THE” Batman I don’t wanna trigger you, but uh you’re the dinosaur. Look at that suit. So, 2005. Okay, What's so great about your suit? How? How is this an improvement over this? Are you kidding me? Use your eyeballs. Cowl goes up. The cowl goes up. Okay yeah. No, I. I was just praying I hadn’t heard you, but I did. So you have a turtle neck. So the chilly rain doesn't land on the back of your head. I know you’re goofin around right now but yeah, When it's raining pretty hard, the cowl up version is better than the cowl down version. Okay. Keeps my neck warm. Cause this is the rainy season, man. Gotham is... WET. Sorry, but what’s up with that voice? What? This voice? Yeah. This voice rules. That voice sucks. It rules. It sucks. Yours drools. Yours is too gravelly. Yours isn’t even masked. It’s just your regular Bruce Wayne voice lowered. Yeah, I want people to lean in so I can pop em right in the mouth. You sound like you’re getting winded. Pulling the foil off of a single serving yogurt. Well, I actually am plant based, so I don't eat yogurt. So. Yeah, a lot of berries. Nuts. Actually, Alfred makes a little mild avocado dip for me every morning. Are you even wearing black eye makeup or are you just low iron? Oh, ha ha ha. You need to eat some f#ckin meat. You’re gonna need those calories When you fight hardened criminals. A.) There are multiple ways to get protein you don't need to slaughter and take the life of an animal to get it. B.) I don’t do much fighting. What? I don’t do much fighting. I get to the crime scene after it's happened. I poke my nose around, take some notes, talk to the cops. Wait. You just walk around like a regular cop? Yeah. They like havin me around. Jesus. F#ck. Look. Man, you got a face it. I'm cool. I'm edgy. Okay? I'm Kurt Cobain. Yeah, cause you're dead to me. I think I’ve made my point. I'm the winner. You're the wiener. I’m about to make my point. August 6th, Sometimes life hurts. But then the wounds scar over and you’re then mainly just scars. Sorry, are you journaling at me? Scars are like muscles on the outside of your body. And they make you strong against dicks who don’t understand how cool you are. My scars make me so strong. They make me stronger than metal. Metal, wind... We deserve better than this. You know what, I'll finish this later. Fine. You ok buddy? Sometimes that kind of stuff takes a lot outta me. Drops my blood sugar levels. Yeah. I forgot to bring a snack. Do you have any food? Okay, so vengeance is asking me if I have any food? You don’t have anything here? I, I do have some crackers. Rice or wheat? It's wheat. I’m gluten free. Sh#t. Okay. Oh, no. Woah. Are you okay? Bruce? BRUCE!? Oh, I’m cool man, I’m cool. I’m cool. But, gluten you can't handle. Nobody touch me. Nobody touch me. Hey, You do this? What is that? Adrenaline. Straight from a bull’s cawk. No, I don't I don’t inject myself with bull d*ck. Every night, before I go out, i’m in the bat car. Just, crankin SHOT AFTER SHOT! You got to go, man. This feels like an NA situation. You need help. The type of help that a popped up collar can’t give you.
