Joker's Most Devious Plan Yet

foreign [Applause] Joker long time no crime Batman so kind of you to join us bats so nice of you The Joker Where Have You Been what have you been doing [Applause] I'm a little patience best haven't you heard of Showmanship it made me may I turn your attention to the screen who is she that Batman is Wendy Aldridge salutatorium at Gotham academy one of the sweetest girls I've ever had the pleasure of knowing she's just a kid Joker let her go make no mistake Batman she is not under my control beyond the control of my suggestion okay so yeah okay what what do you what do you got at this lead Joker I was so fortunate to come across this lovely phone application called cake two years ago have you heard of it no no no I I have no you haven't heard of it well it's this lovely app where young girls can go and express themselves okay yeah I don't like where this is going Joker I started messaging sweet little Wendy Aldridge kill me and since then I've become a sort of [ __ ] yeah but like a much older brother uh I don't like that at all Joker oh that's it sounds easy all I did was help her with her algebra homework one day and then the next day I say I miss you so much stranger things have happened stranger things have happened I like it yeah now Batman to the next step of the plan turn your attention to the clock ten minutes what are you gonna do to her Joker don't worry Batman Wendy is safe she's safe with me don't you see Bats do you know what tomorrow is Thursday well yes of course it is Thursday but not Daddy Thursday but not just any Thursday it is Wendy's birthday are you gonna kill her or her family what what are you gonna do you know how old she's turning bats no I I don't know Wendy is so adorable so sweet the best but yeah it's midnight she becomes sexy Joker what the [ __ ] Joker I'd rather you do other things this is legal technically but I don't like it it's it's weird this is just weird Joker don't be so hypocritical but it's not so different you and I look we are we are very different we're we're so different joker I'm not like this guy we both operate within the confines of the law but we find ourselves fun little loopholes to have our fun with don't call it fun and um name a state about any State Mississippi 16 with parental consent go back to blowing people up what what happened to that that's actually for some reason I like when you would kill people versus this this is just weird don't you see I've done my research bets I've done all sorts of research and I know every state I've never killed anyone before but I I will kill this will be the exception I will break my own Rule and I'm gonna [ __ ] kill you hey I had no idea what he was doing okay like if I knew what he was doing in there of course I would have stopped him it's just I didn't know I I stood outside the door and I didn't ask questions but like of course if I knew I would have done something right all right come on come on one thing that's you don't don't run enough I'll be out of here in no time and I'll be downloading Tick Tock the things the kitties upload on their sound delicious what the [ __ ] what what's wrong with you I could hear you you [ __ ] creep no not a creep I'm devious I have a [ __ ] daughter and I'm gonna beat the [ __ ] out of you after this you [ __ ] pervert no I'm not I'm a trickster I do little tricks I killed people and I still think what you're saying is more [ __ ] up you [ __ ] weirdo [ __ ] God clown looking ass that's enough from you [Music] Joker I that's it's Bruce Wayne um I just want you to know that like a normal person is under this like thinks it's really really bad that you do this so stop doing it Batman [Music]

Channel: Joel Haver

Views: 4,672,142

Keywords: Joel Haver, Cherdleys, Molly Garcia, Batman, Joker, The Batman, The Joker

Id: S7M24KrqhBw

Length: 5min 24sec (324 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 28 2022