Our 300th And Worst Episode Ever - IMPAULSIVE EP. 300

all right i'll give you something straight guys there's the deal no wait it's trash right yeah i'm just gonna be honest this show is [Music] bro we were just ramping are you are you high we were ramping daddy are we rolling yeah you guys could go whenever well wait no wait what wait are we been rolling i said you just said we're all just checking the camera yeah i see you there now he rolls back it was rolling the whole time yeah so let's say we could use different angles if you want to well i would say that right now how much of that should we use well i think we can use as muffin as we end up wanting to use the amount that won't end our careers welcome back to impossible the number one podcast in the world sort of uh as you can see this isn't our typical studio it's nice it's nicer than high definition nice dude we're at uh the poker go area stadium let's go boys thanks almost like we started what do you mean what do you mean why don't you give us a thumbs up you know what i do like about this set and it's the only time i've ever been able to say this i can do this right now and i'm still on the show uh yeah can we pull up the weather report for uh minnesota please as you can see there's a high pressure system and and the other part is oh wait this is what you just said you can walk around and not have to stick to the mic let's roll it back let's shoot retry reshoot let's go lots going on guys so much this is gonna [ __ ] the vibe i'm telling you this is weird because dude i'm in the middle doing this swivel chair thing and we're not facing it's not conversational it feels like we're presenting but also there's telescopes pointing at us the cameras in here are i swear to god the lenses are this big and they're this long and probably 10 000 pounds each if you've seen the meme this is exactly what we are right we have been diminished from the number of podcasts in the world to a meme of three to 12 year olds talking about fortnite on a couch in their paint in their parents basement so we are we are here in las vegas it's all true the rumors are true and uh we're here because um okay so you all know i'm working on some stuff one of the things for one of the things that i'm working on is uh zero gravity fight we did a zero gravity flight today bunch of friends gone to have good times this weekend yeah yeah so we went up to uh uh you know 32 000 feet and the plane did what's called parabolas a bunch of ups and downs dipsy do's and it simulates weightlessness at i believe the top of the parabola i still do not understand the physics behind this whatsoever somehow they're uh going up really fast and then stopping going up really fast makes you float yeah yeah yeah i still have no idea how it happens exactly but newton's law whatever is in motion stays in motion is it possible that he's actually in his joke correct yeah i am i know i am smoking weed does a lot man smokes a little bit of weed becomes a [ __ ] physicist this is no but look no i still don't understand the physics but the point is we floated we floated you've seen the videos of the zero g experience it was honestly [ __ ] incredible and um you'll see what we do with that but yeah it was a great time um sucks that you didn't come yeah i don't think he would have done it to be honest with you i don't think he would have done it because i talked to him well after i heard about what it does i'm glad i didn't come i get sick in the back seat of a car but you thought i didn't invite you well i muted the group chat these guys talk about important things and very very not important and so like there's a lot more not important things and it's just like weird like yeah just scratches and it smells like this and then memes for like 30 minutes and i'm like bro i don't need to be in here so i mute but i muted you guys a long time ago yeah i know bro cause i was like hey guys i'm doing zero g in las vegas on the fifth like you're all invited you're gonna text me in like a regular thread and be like no because it's all we were talking about bro for two weeks you muted the group chat the most you you needed your friends not all of them they were the butt mates bro you selectively silence certain people in the group no but it's i'm upset and uh we had a great time honestly honestly probably one of the coolest experiences of my life i have to talk it was so much more in depth about it the the first and foremost there were rules before you go on this plane it's a 737 it's a massive plane people get scared of flying on an airplane just flying taking off driving uh flying straight through the sky and then landing this plane literally was going up to 30 thousand feet someone would scream out starting the pool on the pool and they were on the point the pilot would jack the [ __ ] thing back and the plane would go literally up a wall yeah and at that moment for like the next 30 seconds you you were under two and a half g's of force and your body weighed 500 pounds well i weighed 500 pounds it's only a thousand for me and you couldn't even lift your legs you couldn't lift your feet and then as we talked about something magic happened you start floating yeah it's really incredible it's the closest thing i've seen to levitating like like because they would do a reverse pool as well or something where then you could shoot everything up from the ground and you everything at one point would just like levitate do you know what the what the uh negative was your organ no no nose diving the plane was nose diving it's so funny how you can't even tell you can't tell what the plane is doing because there's no windows and also you lose your orientation which was horrifying i almost broke my neck on one of the first ones because i flipped and i and i you have the sensation of flipping but you don't flip with the velocity that you think you do you know you it's you have no momentum unless you push off something and so i forgot which way was up and which way it was down and they told me that would happen and i almost like nailed my neck because as you know when it levels out everyone just [ __ ] drop it'll be after this commercial break there's the thing about it is there's just no what did you just say we'll be after this commercial break all right i'll give you something straight guys here's the deal george is high as [ __ ] no way it's trash right yeah i'm just gonna be honest this show is gonna be a [ __ ] disaster dude wait bro bro bro it's even worse no bro listen we stopped if you were watching this episode hoping guys episode 300 i'm sure they got a great guest you [ __ ] up man because we got nobody except for hi george and trash logan so not even not only us but not even us we're not even here it's uh the lights are on but no one's home i feel like we did that at this service huh we've done the the zero g no the uh it's our 300th episode dude like this this podcast is is is everything you know i've been doing this podcast for a while oh you have how's it been for you no i'll be i'll be hard to hear with no headphones i know even though i'm sitting next to you shout out to poker go studios for letting us shoot here but uh yeah 300 episode the guys obviously if you're listening to this podcast why but if you are um appreciate you we love you guys this podcast is a staple of my life i consider it my spine and i have so much fun sitting down with my friends and getting to chat [ __ ] and uh maybe sometimes spread a positive ripple effect that uh we can very clearly see when we travel when i go out i'm always meeting people yo impulsive i love you guys love the podcast way to go this is my favorite episode it changed my opinion about you guys and uh it's just really cool as a creator to have an outlet where i can come and be a version of myself that is 100 me and that's here and it's a safe space for me and i have it with my best friend so impulsive episode 300 thank you guys for watching uh thanks for watching this episode of impulsive we will see you next time he's giving that speech but he's like really smacked he's like yeah anyways so guys he's drunk [ __ ] [ __ ] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] he just sits there just completely neutral to anything that's happening how did i fall outstanding that was weird i i watched it happen i don't think it was fake no i faked my fault we went to f1 i didn't talk about this formula one also didn't get invited how dare this [ __ ] guy stop asking it's not about left turns georgie it's definitely not about right turns it's about stones you're out of your mind dude okay first of all let's talk about serious topics [Music] no should we bring david on no no what are you gonna say i i okay do you guys remember that story when i went to tanner's house and we like he had a ouija board in a room that i i was like yo i feel something dark in here yeah yeah yeah i remember that dude i have a story i have a part two okay bro tanner and i after my 30 day of me no smoking right go to his house i actually wasn't even gonna go to his house i was at my house he calls me and he goes yo i can't believe this is gonna be one of my last nights and i go wait wait what and he goes yeah i'm selling the house i go what the [ __ ] i go bro we have so many memories there i'm like i'm jumping in my car right now we're gonna have a boys night we're gonna hang out there and just tell stories about that house give it a good go goodbye whole night bye bye bye bye bye and then i realized if that demon's in here he knows this is my last night here uh so i'm smoking and obviously when you smoke you get a little paranoid i'm sleeping bro be tired he just goes into his bedroom i'm saying a prayer in my heart i swear on my i swear on my girlfriend and my relationship everything i'm telling you right now is literally exactly how it happened i'm laying there and i just hear like like feet you know like like when you have no socks on this like when a duckling walks across the floor exactly but running yeah like somebody sprinted past on hardwood uh no um no no carpet sliders on no no what is the other thing the ghost wanted to have fun carpet and tile tiles tile stuff so very distinct noises it's gotta be tiles runs and i'm like yo what the [ __ ] was that so i go tanner because it was 100 somebody ran by me i go tanner he in his room i hear him go what and i go oh [ __ ] and i get up and i get so scared my legs can't move because i know it's in this dark area yeah and so i get on my phone i call my girlfriend call it one time does it ring call her on facetime doesn't answer just to pause this moment the day after when i was telling her story she goes george you never called me and i showed my phone none of my calls went through not one of my calls went through as soon as it hit three o'clock the loudest like gunshot sound goes off in this dark corner and i sprinted to tanner and i was like yo i'm leaving this house right now wow you heard you heard a gunshot noise at 3am on tiles but by myself you should stop smoking weed yeah i think it's over for you man you're being weird george the [ __ ] is his problem you're being weird george can we bring please rick david no why don't we say what you got this kid's a this kid's a loose cannon watch david come here do you have to leave no you're good just sit the next couple say something dave hey welcome back to impulsive the 300th episode i got shake shack coming it's actually pretty fire thank you dave we interrupt this program to bring you a word from our sponsors ladies and gentlemen today's video is sponsored by seatgeek live events are finally back and we're excited seeking is the absolute best place to buy tickets whether it's football basketball baseball concerts mma festivals see geek puts tickets from all over the web in one place to make buying very very simple and they rate every ticket from 0 to 10 well 0 to 10 to make sure you're getting a good deal green means good red means bad i've got a hookup for you guys use the code logan for 20 off tickets at seatgeek that's 20 off your first purchase with the promo code logan make sure you click the link in the description to download the app back to the program can i talk about f1 for a second i i actually didn't debrief here uh we got the privilege of uh attending up one with some friends of ours and uh that's met some amazing people so it's such a great event shaq dj'd afterwards dj diesel huh he's a big dj yo ain't good too i was i was vibing on stage if you're over there you saw me i was a little [ __ ] up yeah with my polaroid just yeah not surprising hop and dancing around you know and uh i was watching this race this f1 race and um looking at these these super young drivers um kids who have dedicated their lives to just becoming the best of this sport and oftentimes they represent a big brand or uh uh an entire country and they're they're they're so loved like i think f1 is one of the most expensive sports in the world they say somebody told me it costs a billion dollars to get a team an effort it's insane sorry it doesn't cost a billion dollars you have to have a billion dollar net worth and be able to prove that to start it interesting and the cars cost like 30 35 million dollars and it's it's a it's a really it's like it's like it's like go-karts on steroids on more steroids uh and i was watching i was watching these kids compete and bro [ __ ] lewis hamilton lewis hamilton just leading the pack for most of the race he didn't end up coming first but this guy is is is um been dominating this sport for so long he's he's the goat of of f1 um and and i think to myself like every single time it's just just lewis dominating dominating dominate and like why and the competitive side of me started looking at these guys going around these turns and going [ __ ] i wouldn't like to i wouldn't mind driving fast going around turns what but did you just leave this up so you go from boxing no no nascar it's not a nascar dude yo i'm gonna slap the [ __ ] out of you wait wait it's not [ __ ] nice what's the difference no you just give me six you skipped six things boxing not straight to nascar boxing to being the generation's most impactful artist president of the united states and now the number one that [ __ ] no i broke because i was watching lewis and i was and he's good i'm sure drives pretty fast but are you already talking smoke i mean no no oh i don't know who says that first off you're already talking smoke you should have just stuck with weather man i could have sent it already to talk about the high pressure system over wisconsin i texted jake you let me actually read uh what i said to jake is it about me um [Music] how are you supposed to be why are you so sweaty bruh i get sweaty with the lights you look guilty right now what did you do i'd rather not say what are you talking about lost all the money you ever had oh i did i did vegas has been very rude to me vegas has been very rude to me man they they i we were talking about this last night the uh the idea of touching the stove and and and you know they say well he's got to touch the stove so i have touched the vegas stove more times than i can count yeah and yet i still keep touching it you just don't learn huh me either i know you lost as well last night yeah that's no big deal are we would you say we're losers uh uh join the club brother nice i you know i i i have these problems in like you this there's some things i'm still learning i'm stubborn sometimes you know sometimes like they like prove that i can um win eventually right uh speaking of my stubbornness danny and i were shooting a a uh a photo the other day this was like this is like two weeks ago while i was still in los angeles and we needed a box so she got a box from her car and we used it to like stand on something and um we went to the next location and so i like put the box it's like a wooden box like almost like an apple box it's great i put it like somewhere on the sidewalk and we're walking and danny's like hey by the way what'd you do with the box like do you have it and i was like no it's heavy it's clunky i didn't want to move from a to b i just left it like in a bush she's like oh like we should go move it you know like my driver's license is in it like the deed to my house uh the pink slip to my car i'm like first off why are these important things in that [ __ ] weird box and second off like [ __ ] i'd love to go put in your car but i just don't have the time you know we're racing the sun and so my stubbornness even though a part of me was like damn we should probably go put this back because if it gets stolen it's gonna be a problem game over yeah i didn't do it i uh my impatience led me to go do the shoot sure enough when we came back the [ __ ] box was gone my heart drops right because i told danny i was like yeah i'd bet money that it doesn't get stolen right i like i like i'm like money did you bet no i would have well she didn't think she lost no she looked at me her heart just broke and look poor danny i'm like oh i ruined this girl and so i'm like all right maybe maybe you know they're not going to lose hope searching through the bushes it's gone bro so we go go to walk back to the car and i'm like there's one more chance that whoever took this is probably like someone who's homeless and like scavenging is in the parking lot sure enough bro i see this dude shopping cart mound of stuff in danny's [ __ ] box on the top of his car and danny had already danny was like 50 feet ahead of me because i was still searching in desperation and she was talking to him and i see it and i'm like this is not gonna i'm like [ __ ] this is not gonna be good so i walk up to him and danny's like hey man you know that's my box i'll go after my goal nah i push it i grab the box and danny's walks away now because i'm not angry right and so i started [ __ ] this guy i'm like i'm like is this your box he goes he goes no man it was he was just in the park i go why would you take something if it's not yours and again i'm giving like a grown man a lecture on why it's bad to steal he's like it was in the park i go that sign is in the park that car is in the park is everything here just free domain to take whenever you please okay and so i'm screaming at this guy and uh danny goes to the car and uh i'm giving this lesson on why it's not good to steal and i i and i ended it with um and so never steal again because you're not that guy pal and then i this story sucks well i've been talking for a while it also unfortunately also probably is it because you were reprimanding a homeless has got to be the tradition the every hundredth episode has to be like you're right you're gonna be like bro you you just talk for 20 minutes you're on screen you've got to open this [ __ ] box bro he's looking through it no [Applause] i'm glad a homeless person's disposition is funny to you i'm trying to help oh yeah there's so much gas lighting in here somebody throws on one batch no dude he was looking through the [ __ ] box obviously because he's probably hungry and looking for something but they're all broken pink slip are you gonna eat a big slip you could sell the car but but what i'm trying to say i know but it's it's once again back to that mp3 thing that we talked about at dinner last night it's very easy no let's get serious because it's gonna probably get caught anyways but it's very easy it's very easy to tell people who are in desperate situations in life how to act when you're looking for your next meal or how you're going to stay alive that box may contain something in it that keeps you your family alive i totally understand like no way a i get it bro if i was in that position you know i'd be doing the same yeah what's in the box no because i'm a dog bro and this guy probably was too he's probably like you know fighting for his own correct the problem is it wasn't his own and i have no problem with the act but if you do get caught you need to understand there's going to be repercussions does that make sense that's the one yeah i'm not like like there's nothing no but i took it light i took it but you have to understand that his in those situations like taking from somebody who's been desperate and been there before the threat of repercussions do not equal the idea of staying alive and surviving no no i know what i'm saying like he's gonna do what it takes to stay alive so when you come up to and say yo don't steal do you know what he's gonna do as soon as you walk away steal he's gonna go back to do what he has to do to stay alive so what's that what are we even like talking about because i would say just do i would just say hey man like that's mine like i understand that you're trying to stay alive but give me the ball oh you're just okay be slightly more considerate in how yeah mango sure awesome dude we are the worst guests for the worst to have in your studio just come in and trash the place and then be like we come and we trash [Laughter] a very nice hacker hacked into one of my financial accounts uh a couple months ago uh my i don't want to say the name of the company but it's a it's a money-sharing application where you can send money to people who you know cut your hair or whatever and i was having trouble signing in and i realized that my account been hacked uh and the account was uh connected to a way to use money uh i i didn't have access to the account for about four months i signed back into it i got access back by showing my id so on and so forth and verifying my identity when i signed back in i realized that the person had actually uh in june of this year bought three thousand dollars worth of bitcoin using my money three thousand dollars was stolen from me to buy bitcoin and and while most people would say yo that's [ __ ] up the good thing about said financial sharing app is you have to prove your identity to then sell bitcoin so when i signed back into the account the bitcoin that he bought was now worth five thousand dollars so it was one of the best investments that i've ever had and it was done by someone else the thief nearly 2x2 mike can you believe it thief slash investment guy so i just [ __ ] so i put in my i put in my info and sold the bitcoin transferred the money and then canceled the whole account just dude he slides back and he was like oh feather hands oh feather hands paper hands all right well that's it for episode i just i want i i want someone to scold me right now like i don't know why yeah that's someone to say you know it's odd it's odd something you need up there do you know do you know uh jacob the random swedish guy yeah who lives in my house yeah so i i i think i went in my la house for the last time uh this past week i think that it was my final goodbye you were there you saw it was uh choked up yeah just thought about all the memories in the house you know like like an absurd amount of memories and and transformation and just like growth for everyone that entered that house you know what i'm saying i know trust me exactly bro it's like uh has the ability to like amplify so much magic happened in that house in history and it was sad leaving but uh one day i was there alone um it's with the girl we were in my room where are you so we were in my room doing anal and you got a reaction dusseldorf hey i'm not laughing at that yes i'd [ __ ] it right in the frankfurter you're gonna break them you smoked them so look i'm in the house with this girl alone in my room and all sudden i hear a pop-pop pop come from outside and it sounds like you told this story i didn't tell you yet yeah you've told the story on impulsive have i absolutely not yes you have no i haven't i don't think i have but i'll just continue it's like 100 you have they cut it out no no i'll continue now all right they did well then i ain't getting cut this time i don't think he told this story before i don't know but look i said hey i'm like whoa what's good but it sounds like it's coming from the neighbor's yard like you know i i i was alarmed that's it i noted it five minutes later this time it's right outside my back door i go damn some [ __ ] burglar some vagabond is gonna about to come running in my house on some sort of murderous rampage because he knows i'm i'm like home alone you know it's my last days in the house and uh so i'm sitting there and uh i i i lock all the doors and i go to the bathroom mind you i have no firearms because i moved right i live in puerto rico now no firearms and we're home alone and my [ __ ] phone died my phone died it was on one percent my phone died so i couldn't call the cops so i grabbed this girl's phone i fully call the cops i'm like hey i don't know what to do i know what a [ __ ] gun sounds like someone's outside with a firearm i'm on the phone with the police bro but what am i gonna do i have a broken [ __ ] hand that's the other thing that's the other thing like i'm compromised i had to i literally had a second where i'm like damn as a man i'm fully compromised i can't hand-hand comment it's not possible all right my hands [ __ ] broken it's in a cast again no firearms whatever call the cops while i'm on the phone with the cops telling them i think like there's a a armed person outside close range [ __ ] in the house oh first floor now i'm like damn this is it huh i was like this is it we've heard these stories right like your house gets rated you heard it on impulsive already one time yeah you did well i'll just keep going i think i didn't interrupt you let's all right so i'm like damn like uh this is bad i go hey they're in the house now and the cops you know send the guys to the team and i i hang up me this girl just chilling in the bathroom obviously she's like kind of freaking out because she's seeing me panic i don't really i'm not panicked but i'm like i'm like definitely like activated she's bent over with an anal plug yeah yeah oh yeah we was [ __ ] the whole time but we wasn't watching this that was good i was good i was good that's good nothing like that was going on then you know something like that was going on then you know so um then all of a sudden i hear this knock at the door because i was able to fire off one text to jacob the random swedish guy who uh was staying in like the guest house sweetheart silent kid wouldn't would and even this girl was like would it could possibly be jacob i'm like no he doesn't have a [ __ ] gun it's not him like and the kids are probably asleep right i was able to fire up one text and it was like hey is anyone else in the house right then my phone died 10 minutes later we're hiding in the bathroom here knocking the door and jacob the swedish kid he's like logan is everything okay and i opened the door i'm like jacob bro did you hear gunshots he goes oh yeah i just got my new co2 pistol he's right he's russian yeah yeah i just got my new seal i go i go i go were you firing it in the house he goes oh yeah i did not know you were home i go bro the [ __ ] cops are on their way here right now dude if he walked outside if the cops were like what's open the door it's like he'd kick the door open jacob because he's like what does the problem turns into a [ __ ] sprinkler like the kid was this close he was risking it all by shooting a co2 gun outside because he wanted he was afraid of living there alone so he wanted to test his defense smart smart smart but in the house what was the deal with that he goes i thought i thought that it was empty but i wanted to make sure and by the way in the process i hurted my finger yeah he's not rushing but that's the best swedish accent i got i'm working on it we interrupt this broadcast to bring you a message from our sponsors uh this episode is sponsored by bluetooth say it with us bluetooth is making waves and bringing more confidence to the bedroom by offering chewable tablets that 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logan receive your first month free and we thank bluetooth for sponsoring the podcast thank you thank you thank you thank you what's going on uh what's going on yeah if it didn't happen yet it's the only thing and it'll have happened that's why the two fights uh elon musk just his name yeah like he's gotta be something hey did you see that video where it it looks like elon musk but like drake kind of swerves him did you see this he like shakes his hand no you see this no let me try to pull it up someone tells me you saw it though sick episode there's no way this is happening right now there's no way like this is a joke this is not no listen to it listen to it like we got to do something no stop stop let me just say this really quick like we can't even both face this podcast [Laughter] he's barely visible all right let's jump right back into it is there anything about nftnyc do you like dance like this like this like this he's got nothing going on he's quick the audience loves them [Laughter] [Applause] say something about crypto box no that's why i wasn't saying anything i was i was that's why i wasn't saying um i gotta ask you who's the [ __ ] idea was it to choose the idea okay listen uh first of all i've been making me too i sunk like three already what was your question maybe we play a game dude maybe we just keep it real nah we should do that kind of stuff i don't like it anymore you want to get you guys like this you guys want to hit some sponsors if you've made it this far in the episode [Laughter] let's just let's just break for a hot second and recoup i think we've been in a break because it's more of a breakup listen listen listen here's what happens we always like find our like stroke like our rhythm roughly like midway through which we did for a second i felt like we like were getting on to something but then that and then then we're not ah didn't you guys have notes i thought you guys said you had a bunch of things to talk about i don't think anyone said that i had that ghost one but you guys didn't make that very cool that was nice dude my whole well said either one of them is catching the [ __ ] hands i don't even give a [ __ ] at this point i can't take this [ __ ] we have so we also have like 100 topics that we can't we really don't want to talk about we got death of music festivals we got portnoy like let's talk about that not in a bad way probably i'd bring out a bottle and smash it with his name no because let me explain what his name on it [Laughter] he's the guy who breaks the box right yeah okay good good good joke oh no but listen i saw this thing in mind you i saw on the internet so i don't know if it's true or not i wanted to confirm it with you boys here uh that whole like article obviously was a sham and all that [ __ ] right but somebody if unfortunately this topic may be outside of our grasps and i don't think we can do this yeah i don't think uh i think you kind of teed yourself up and then took the swing too by the way i think you guys were talking about portland we're like yeah he's like well you know he's dennis i was seeing this one thing and we all know it's all [ __ ] but what you're saying i never said it was all [ __ ] here's why there's another rewind that heaps everybody knows that spice is the essence of life that can't be right no but i don't know uh variety of [ __ ] should we revisit this no let's run this whole episode on that that's what i'm saying no that's what i'm saying i'm saying i don't know i mean everything no without a hundred percent just that one just yeah i just see what happens what if we just do it over no i don't think so 300 bro we can't be no see that's what i'm saying i think i think it's spectacular i think it's expected that it's super dope and like it's [ __ ] not and we know we don't we just go worse they they ain't just yeah of where we all are in our lives i mean dude episode 100 is such an important episode to us we did we had musical performances we took so much time and care and everything because our guests [ __ ] our audience members for every one of our guests got laid by our audience absolutely 100 we're like yo let's bring a huge guest on nailed james charles i nailed james charles possibly not the best wording you're not cutting either because we're not cutting it i'm trying to change this we got james charles on the show yep there's nothing more representative of the train wreck that our lives have become over the past six months than this episode being pure dog [ __ ] pure unadulterated canine feces dumped all over the faces of our unsuspecting victim fans who can do nothing now but watch as flaming bodies depart the train wreck as it crashes barrels into a wall with no brakes people running for their lives please [ __ ] help me i'm on fire why has episode 300 done this to me i love this show it's so [ __ ] good how did you think about all that that's where that's right boys that's where we're [ __ ] out dude so i hope you enjoy this one jed free game cause god knows this ain't going [ __ ] nowhere oh jesus bro maybe the gunshot you heard in the ghost room was just a popper yo you look to the right it wasn't that he's like what i'm just throwing my new air pistol yeah i think i might have [ __ ] in my pants mid-edge he's giving us hand signals no you know what i just realized he went like this you know what i realized there's a whole green room watching this no no yeah there is well we can't cut that hold on let me go see what it looks like let's talk about some [ __ ] so anyways so there's some bulls here's some more brand friendly conversation room uh do you guys ever think about your parents you guys can see us this is how to stop that oh jesus don't be perverted this is [ __ ] insane are we cutting all this part it's bro not only is there a [ __ ] green room there's there's like a [ __ ] girl watching dude and she likes just like with popcorn like this is she laughing at least no she's she when i walked in she looked horrified obviously it's probably what i said before you laugh she has nothing to do she wants nothing to do with me what do you say that's just pretty weird do you want to know why before i left do you ever watch your parents what you're thinking about your parents while you're masturbating well this is what i'm saying so you should stop smoking weed well i i thought this is all [ __ ] that's awesome no it made you a weird pervert and also keep in mind i said that i said stop being away from wow bro keep in mind those people that i was describing earlier that were running from the train she's one of them she's just got off a flaming train car she's screaming for her [ __ ] life right now dude in the green room let's talk about something that actually might matter the fact that facebook changed their name to meta time for nfts boys let's get in the game i just think it's important i really do i think this is something people should start thinking about so if if you believe can we do something productive boys what the [ __ ] are you two giggling at you because no no i'm laughing because i don't know what about that yeah see that's what dude you got issues you have major problems well you guys gave me drugs no we did it no we didn't you demanded them from poor kevin he's younger than you i didn't don't do that don't don't pay me out of here he's barely 18. he's very amazing he's a child that kid's a minor these are the child victims of the great baltimore the horrifying collision between the number one podcast in the world and a brain well i'm going to attempt to say something i don't know what it is but like don't please don't no no i'm not no seriously okay yeah no if you mind i don't first of all bring that negative energy no i'm going through that i stopped talking no it's fine i just think it's important i really do but why do you find it why would i look this makes too much sense to me this makes too much sense i just cannot see this happening any other way um if you believe everything is going digital i've said this before on this show this show before too you'd also believe that eventually your digital life is probably going to be worth more and mean more to you than your physical life i don't know how far out this is 40 years 50 years 60 years no no it might not be that far because you think about it all right let me ask you this question quickly just on that topic uh would you rather delete your instagram today or lose your car why did you why did you do that why did you do that i need you to go to a very alone place okay so what i'm saying is this would you rather lose your instagram or lose your your pet well that's life well that's what i'm saying oh yeah not the best moment what i'm i'm trying to make you're gonna keep your instagram and not your pet mike well i'm trying to make it wouldn't be the first time you left one of us oh nothing from david you have the dog you're doing a great job taking care of it by the way yeah all right but let me just say illustrate just illustrator seriously seriously what i'm getting at i felt like i was saying some really good stuff i really am trying to illustrate something here all right instagram that your instagram page is your ver your digital life correct yeah would you say that that's more important than something that currently is right now shut up i'm on a roll you're on a you're on a try let's let's not take it too far right how are you gonna clip this what if bro what if someone wants to watch this clip let me talk about what it no one wants to watch it it's gonna be on faces of death so someone will want to watch this because i just it dude i'm realizing now so we look at our parents not one thing huh not one thought that one thought just talked about thinking about his parents or bastard and then you said that i'm so sorry george is that why you laughed at this yes in my mind i go pervert so we look at our parents i'm so sorry all right so i'll think about apparently no i don't believe i can get through this at this point i won't i don't believe i can get through this i believe you can no [Applause] we look at our parents naked and we masturbate [Laughter] what's going on wow so we only made i need a panoramatic [ __ ] nacho annoying that's dripping off the tracks this is did you guys watch the last impulsiveness just not eating no who watches these anymore we're literally we should just simply do an intro right now for the peter schiff episodes because that's where we're using this yeah leadership episode is actually [ __ ] fantastic no i think so too i think we're keeping it as much as possible i just want to say one thing like the parents masturbating part absolutely not that's one of the only things we can keep the podcast where i i joke around i go yeah i mean my girlfriend broke up and i kept it very serious and i said i said yes you cheated on me and he said what the [ __ ] was steve i gotta serve that today for five million views he cut right when i said that yeah well you know steve's a handsome guy he's a very handsome guy he'll do it and and he will he's rich too now so there's nothing not to like you know uh well steve will definitely not do it when it comes to my girlfriend i don't know if it's possible i need it's just like i can't maybe we just don't post this and we we do oh brother this is being posted oh [ __ ] no problem no problem oh problem yep you want to come in and fix it up come on in we're not using this anyways not much going on today huh how about that canelo i heard he's got it did you throw me your pen again what right now yeah party's got quite the the fight coming on tonight yep yep by the time this episode comes out we'll even know what has happened yep it would almost been smarter to just do this after the fight yeah that's what i said before i sat down it's what i said i said i said should we do this tomorrow so we have a little bit more ammunition and we're like nah it's only two fights george is flying in and out adjusting the podcast we can't do it you guys don't care about the metaverse i said i'd call it we do i swear i swear to you i will not interrupt i'm dead serious do you think they're doing that as kind of like a little georgie [ __ ] listen bro this is please just [ __ ] listen okay i feel like i feel like this is important i'm saying to you like you listen to me and start thinking about this just start thinking all i'm going to do is plant seeds okay good everything's going are you [ __ ] kidding me david david don't disrespect the meta would you stop assaulting people this would never happen in the digital world oh my god all right everything's going digital eventually the world will be accommodated and tuned for that i really do believe that i've said this before on the show there's going to be a time where anyone in the world is going to be able to do this become someone that they're not or anyone that they want to be and conduct their life business as usual and it's gonna mean a lot to some people because the amount of fun and the amount of experience and things and possibilities you're able to do in this world will be limitless and that's exciting this space let's coin it now as the metaverse although um i read this twitter thread the other day which i really like the metaverse may also be it could be interpreted as a as a point in time the point in time where your digital life is worth more than your physical life right where you don't want to take off those goggles do you remember going to the vr uh playground with the guns we put on the goggles we ran around in a different world and with our friends it was fun i remember when i took those goggles off you didn't want to be here i kind of wanted to be back in the world it was more fun this isn't the first time that story's been told there's movies about this no no no but i'm saying now yeah especially now more than ever it is happening and every one should be thinking about how they're going to uh uh change and adapt for the metaverse i really i really do believe that it's can you can you explain quickly for the people watching us that don't know even know what the med what metaverse means there's gotta be it's it's it's my mom watches this show sure sure sure sure so robin imagine imagine the metaverse as like a uh it's it's a digital world essentially and and there can be a universe there could be there's going to be multiple of them right facebook again just changed their name to meta like that is [ __ ] insane like the world and ready player one right that's meta are you catching on like that that's what's gonna happen they're currently uh metaverse people were not super happy about mark and that announcement right because they were like because he that's a centralized metaverse right so so that's that's the things because because it's facebook and because it's uh zuckerberg and they have so many resources in power yeah like i i would presume that one day that meta is is gonna be doing the same thing that facebook is doing right collecting your data and serving very [ __ ] targeted ads in your metaverse which sort of the point defeats the purpose of the metaverse and the which is is a um a byproduct and sort of stemming from being catalyzed by the blockchain which is a decentralized system so it kind of ruins the point of the idea of decentralization so this generation uh will be defined by uh the war on digital sovereignty okay i can't believe that you got that sentence that's a good who owns what and is able to do what uh that is morally responsible in these worlds that do not exist yet uh nike just filed for a trademark for uh their their logo uh a couple of their slogans just do it a couple of the other big ones um in the metaverse right so imagine you put on the goggles and there's a nike store in the metaverse um or imagine i don't know like literally anything it's it's it's limitless and these these spaces will be competing for um audience and audience retention and it's going to be crazy to see how each of these companies adapts and the new ones that come up that are going to be hosting these these um just hordes of people that are coming to to go and chat with someone else or be an avatar and play a mini game and potentially earn a yield on a token whatever it is it's a really exciting space and a lot of my uh thinking now i'm actually catering it towards that because i just don't believe there isn't any other future besides one where um your digital life becomes extremely extremely meaningful to you so much so that um it it it it's painful to take off the glasses or the goggles well i mean imagine playing i know this sounds stupid but imagine playing runescape as a kid but in runescape imagine anything well let's not use that one because you're just looking for that rocks that was exciting though what about like sims because at least you [ __ ] do stuff like that yeah he's right you know what i'm saying like extremely horny are you kidding me bro but do you see what i'm saying somebody said did i did i generate that okay did i say that okay does that make sense boner no no no we all agree with you well well hold on so i didn't up until by the way i read the same post that you talked about where he talked about like this quote unquote singularity moment singular moment i saw that you liked it i was like wow he after reading that post it put it into such a great perspective i wish we could like show that post to the people watching this this is the first time where i feel like yo this is inevitable and that we are moving into the matter because bro we are already in it make no mistake you're on a podcast right now looking at hot chicks profiles on instagram yeah you know what i'm saying like we're here it already exists it's not going to happen you're in it right now i know and every day we spend more and more time on these devices oh you found it yeah i found a tweet yeah yeah say who it was from uh yeah yeah at sean vp sean peary s-h-a-a-n on twitter and it's and it's a very good post like you said though the one thing that is scary about it being facebook is when i walk into my metaverse house i don't want to get i don't want there to be my wallpaper to be made up of facebook ads you know hundred percent now you look into your wall that you spent good [ __ ] solana to build and there's a banner ad there needs to be and there will be i don't know who it's going to be yet a fully decentralized metaverse and hopefully someone builds it and does it right like what is the what is the bitcoin of the metaverse like what what space is that what's it called what's the function why do we all use it is it the user interface is it the capabilities most likely be codes wouldn't it to do more things because money makes you do more things so codes in there would yeah i think you're honest something george he's just still thinking about his parents right now might be codes codes think about it if hackers in the game are like millionaires in real life so they give you access to do things that you can't do you're right you're right you're absolutely right it's insane though it's insane to think about uh i'm gonna be putting a lot of space headspace into uh the metaverse this is us i think that's it i think no we're done no did you guys agree with that or did you really not agree with me no it's obvious it's [ __ ] code george oh well then let me know he's like he's we're talking about he's like the blockchain he's like it could be code no man all right so you don't get it because you really thought it did something he's like no bro this dude thought he was [ __ ] sherlock holmes for a second sick could be coached oh but i i thought of something while you were talking you got me inspired sure okay let's check this out here we go security in real life are cameras correct yep but maybe security in all of it all of it think about all of it boom i'm telling you so hold on so security in the event he says are donuts like you just agreed with donuts it's not donuts it's security in the meta world or whatever it is would be no cameras on you because you know how technically anybody can see what you're doing at any time it would be protection to not let people see you yeah i i thought you're going somewhere you agreed with that you just blindly just said no no no no i no it makes sense but like obviously why is everything i say obviously because why would that be i felt like cameras in a digital world made of code where everything is replayable now i feel like you threw the word code in there to like to remind me of my last asset dude me and your buddies and at the end of the day it that's what you got to know but i thought you were talking about like like he's you said what about security in the metaverse like yeah of course what is action what is security in the metaverse look like what does um what does transacting in the metaverse look like what does chatting in the metaverse look like what is dating what's his buying what this is dating what does what does going through a theater in the matter like all of it all of it is going to be answered in the coolest way and i don't know how far out i find it this is what i'm saying this is what i'm saying no listen listen to me in jocks you know like this this is what i'm saying when we think of our parents when i think of our parents anyways i i i i you know i don't i don't like i don't laugh i just and obviously i don't laugh when i think about no why you know like like us millennials we think we're so we think we're so [ __ ] advanced right because we had the iphone and and maybe our parents are a little slower with technology and we think we're [ __ ] special in like you know changing the world or maybe [ __ ] it up whatever we're doing um dude in 50 years we're gonna be our parents and our grandkids are gonna be laughing at us because of how uh uh simplistic and and basic this lifestyle was it's just a fact and it actually it's it's um it actually makes me a little sad you know it makes more pilgrimage here's where the future yeah literally like they're gonna be they're gonna be living a life just as vivid as mine with so much more cool knowledge and uh capability and that's insane here's where i think that's insane that could lead you to depression man no no but i but obviously i feel like this life is incredible and i and i i love it and um it's all i know but you know my grandkids are going to live a life that's so much more than this um or is it do you know what i'm saying or is it far less do you know what i'm saying because you're about that you're actually living a real life when your grandkids are are living they're going to be living a digital life is that that's why you go back what i'm saying like like when we look back when i look back at my grandfather like he worked at remington when the army called for him he went to [ __ ] okinawa japan and killed the imperialists and i'm sitting here [ __ ] jerking off to my parents no listen here's what here's where uh here's where i think the singularity lies the so-called singularity how do they how do they bridge that gap between the real world and the metaverse as it pertains to uh feeling and and like sensation yes and i know they're working on that but and even more so uh the core survival and sustenance uh tactics or or or uh ambitions that we have is not as humans as a man or woman we are here to eat have sex to reproduce so on and so forth how do they bridge that gap that's mike's life by the way we produce this just eating [ __ ] well but you know what i mean at our dad i know what you mean i don't know stop at our core level at a root level as systematic beings that's what we do you know what i'm saying so how do they how do you eat in the metaverse so that you're you're yeah yeah yeah so that your human body receives that substance here's what i think will happen okay so you so you go to the get a burger obviously and you're at the shop and you eat a burger and in the real world a iv bag pumps cholesterol and fat into your i mean that's insane that's like way far out but but it's possible you said that's possible when i said codes what do you know codes are obviously it's codes that we mean it's not possible it is it is you you nailed it that we're agreeing with you it's a great job like you you might as well have said i'm sitting here you know what i'm saying like obviously oh no i see that now yeah no no i wanted to say something yeah all right this leads me into a thought i had is what's what's harder raising a child in this world 2021 or raising a child in a world that doesn't exist yet melissa i'm sorry i'm unfortunately gonna have to raise you in the void when it's 20 years 22 67. i think we have known nothing about this world you can try walking unfortunately it's gonna be quite difficult because the code hasn't been raised i met like this i mean like this the world that doesn't exist yet like the the the uh the metaverse and the space that we're talking about like how how do you how do you effectively [ __ ] yelling well no but i will say this thank you guys the streamies what about them we got nominated oh we did um well we're gonna lose after this what do you mean this is a sure win thank you guys for watching and pause for the 300th episode if you did we [ __ ] love you guys let us know how much you either loved or hated this episode i presume it'll be the latter but make sure you let us know either way we love you and we'll see you next time take it easy bye

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Length: 60min 43sec (3643 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 09 2021