- I'm warning you right now, don't, (beeping noise) touch me. - Okay. - I'm a (beeping noise) celebrity. - Do, do you know me?
- Do, do, do, do, do, (beeping noise) you, man. - You're the one named after a Confederate
general, Robert Lee. - [Bobby] And I'm a huge fan of him too. - In terms of Confederate
generals dude, he's my man. - Oh my God. - If you like minions,
you like yellow, you know? And if that's your thing, I'm a 10. The size and shade of a
woman's mouth is directly proportional to their - (beeping noise) Say that on a first date and then they start making
their smile smaller. - No, no, George, George no, no stop. Is he really mad? - He's not coming back? - Uh-uh. - I didn't do anything wrong! (upbeat dance music) - [Mike] You wanna get a fight right now? We can't get in a fight right now. I can't even move, bro. - You're lucky I can't get up right now. - Both of you just calm down. I need to know if things are rolling, if things are moving smooth,
I'm getting the nod from Caleb. All powerful Caleb, the guy
who is behind Impaulsive. We love him, uh, we
don't need any of that. Welcome back to Impaulsive, the number one podcast in the world. Thank you guys for listening, watching, viewing and subscribing. And I don't know how to say this. I lost, actually, I do
know how to say that, 'cause I've said it a lot
before, I lost, I lost. - Yeah, but we didn't have
to lose with you, bro. You know, usually when you lose, you just laugh and go,
hey, what happened now? But then what the happened here? - Ride or die. You guys are on my team
and we lost as a team. - How are we more hurt than you? That's what I wanna know. - 'Cause the Uso's got
that power, brother. They got that Uso power. - I'm not even speaking about their names. - So check it out, we just
came back from Saudi Arabia, WWE, Crown Jewel. I faced Roman Reigns, the face of the WWE 4, the title, the undisputed universal championship. And it was a hell of a match. It was a hell of a match, the guy's tough. - Hell of a match? I'm over here looking
like Stephen Hawkins. What do you mean? - How you doing? I dragged my friends into it and - - No, he dragged us into it. You need to do anything. - They got dragged over the barrier. It's 'cause they handed me the phone that I filmed myself frog
splashing Roman through the table. And honestly, bro, I'll take that out on the
chin 'cause I don't care. Because I don't care, 'cause
that video was fucking awesome. - You knew this was gonna happen. - But you have a rod in
your ankle, of course I did. - You knew this was gonna happen. You knew and you looked
at it as an opportunity to continue to drive
engagement for yourself, because you're the only
person that you care about, you and now that Danish woman. - How dare you. - And her and her little dog Daisy. - That is my girlfriend you're speaking about.
- Let me just finish this dog. - No, let me just - - You have, you drag
me to the Middle East. Beautiful country by the way,
out there in Saudi Arabia. - Lot of dirt.
- I will say that. - Yeah. - A lot of, which will now be
a mess, let's not get started, to get my beat and did nothing. And only - - We did nothing? What are you talking about, bro? Fought as hard as I could,
that guy is big and strong. And has an arm -
- Who helped us? - Who helped us? Was it you? - I was busy. - So who helped us? - Jake Paul. - Yeah, the only person in the family who actually fucking wins fights. - Oh my God.
- [Mike] Okay? - What the fuck?
- Now look at me and George, bro. We're busted up like two
onions, bro, on a cutting board. He's got a Fiji water stuck
under his fucking leg. Not even a Prime. 'Cause he doesn't even
know what planet he's on, he thinks he's - - I'm never drinking Prime again, never. - But I would argue for the WWE fans that I only lost that match because I was trying to save Jake's life. - Hey, what about ours? - I was less concerned about that. - You always have an excuse. - Alright. - You always have an excuse
of why you lost the fight. I'll tell you why you lost the fight. Because that big broad based man, Roman Reigns is a better fighter than you. - Oh my God. - Just like KSI was a
better fighter than you. And just like your next
opponent will be a better, well, okay, not that one. - Yo, I'm about to fucking
break your neck for real. - It's already broken. - Not for real though, okay? - You can break it again. - We should say like, disclaimer, these guys didn't actually
break their necks or legs. The WWE made them do physicals and all the tests necessary
to get them cleared to participate in the
match in Saudi Arabia. And you can take 'em off if
you want or you can just - - It hurts. - The law, the law still hurts. But we thought this would be a funny gig. But we do wanna say that
they're absolutely fine, 'cause the WWE does take
care of their athletes. - World class organization, I cannot believe that I was trained by some of the royalty of the WWE that have trained some of the Grammy, I mean, dude Shane, bro. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Hurricane Shane has trained some of the greatest sports
athletes in the space, ever. - I would've been on
that list if I had won. - Listen, you got running room, right? It didn't go your way this time, but you're brand new to the sport, dude. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways, we gotta, we
got a dope guest here. He hasn't come on yet. - Well, who you clapping for? - I'm still dizzy. - Are you gonna leave
that on the whole time? - I got beat up, guys. I don't know how to make it more clear, I'm in a wheelchair right now. - Imagine it's some twist
of fate, he actually did. He's fucked up, like
he got a car accident. - Yours was pretend? Just imagine. - Take it off, now.
- I think you're in character, take it off. - I need you to visually show the audience that you are well, I want you to stand up and do a 10 jump. - Oh, get outta here. Our guest today is, is awesome. And I think he's behind
this banner right here, Dylan, is he ready? Right, he ran away from
Dylan, our producer, 'cause Dylan was apparently
stressing him out, as he does with most of us. - Hey Dylan, I had asked multiple times for one of you production
assholes to get my fucking phone. Get me my fucking phone or your ass is going back to
Coney Island on a Greyhound. I swear to God, Dylan,
give me my fucking phone. - Wait, wait, wait. I got an intro for you, Bobby. Ready? No, no, stay there, stay. Where you going? Are you ready? - I need my phone. - I'll do right now. Our guest today is one of the
funniest people on the planet. You've seen him in countless things, like "Harold and Kumar," "Mad TV," and "Love," on Netflix. Most recently, he's dominating
social clips on your phone from podcast appearances, plus his own "Tiger
Belly and Bad Friends." It is Bobby Lee! (group applauding) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yes. - [Mike] What's up? - Yes. - You can fetter it, motherfucker. - What's up, bro? I'm liking your fuck machine. - Yeah, I can tell, dude. Have you got fucking Oman over here, dude? What's that? I love the Quran. Don't you love the Quran? - Yeah, I love it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I love what you do and
I love all people, dude. Yeah, yeah you got a fucking
thick one down there, like a Cambodian jungle. - Oh my God. - You got fucking Logi
Paul right here, right? You're my favorite, dude. You know, I did a movie once with this guy and he's one of my favorite
guys, I think he's very strong. His name is KSI and I did a
movie called, "Late America." I think he's a real man. - He's a good fighter. He's not a great fighter. - No, I just, no, because I know you guys are all part of
the same social media space. KSI, man, what a real, thick, thick, thick dick. - Bro, can you imagine how big his dick? - Yeah, strong, thick dick, right? - [Logan] A hundred percent. - Bigger than yours, right? Oh yeah, yours is like sand, little buddy, how are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah yours is, If I touch it just - - The bomb of sand. - You did a movie with KSI? - Yeah man, he's so good. Good actor, handsome. - [Logan] He is handsome. - Yeah, yeah, and I'm like, dude, if you know, next to the
word man in the dictionary, they should have a big black KSI photo. - Oh, so you really like him? - I love him. I asked him, I go, I'm not gay, but I suck it. No, that's it, I suck it. - And he goes, nah man, I don't know how to do English, no man. I don't, how do I do English accent? - [Logan] No, blood.
- Nah, man. - Yeah, yeah, something like - - [Bobby] Nah, man. Yeah, yeah, something like that. - Wait, wait, wait, Bobby. - [Bobby] Yeah, yeah? - You know he's my
business partner, right? - You know him? - What do you mean, I know him? - I know, I came in here, I
already knew the thing, man. - Okay. - I did trickery with you, man. - Sorcery. - Yeah. - Just Asian trickery. I know you're a Christian, man, I just fucked around, dude. I love the Jesus. I'm a big fan of yours,
I don't know about much, but you know what I heard about you, bro? - Yeah? - Ah, fuck. - Dude, I wanna learn how to fuck, I do, I don't do it good. - I mean, I don't know - - Neither does he. - No, I know I heard about you, though. - Yeah. - I heard you like, women
like you, this and that. - Yeah. - Maybe you could teach me about how to - - Oh, just because women like you doesn't mean that you're good in the bed. Like, women like me up until I - - Oh, I see. - [Mike] You know what I'm saying? - When you get in there, it's not good? - I'm just, you know, I'm old, I'm aging. - Right. - Lakers trying to pull the
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- McDonald's as Mcdonald's, bro.
- Wait, did you just, did you just slip in
like a hint of racism? - I'm matching him. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm matching him. - I don't know if you could be, wait, wait, wait. - Yeah.
- Bobby, is that allowed? - [Bobby] What? - If you're racist, can a
white person be racist back? - [Bobby] Bro, bro, bro. - [Logan] In joking matter? - Again yeah, let me tell you something right now, dude. - No one even laughed, you guys got no one to laugh at my joke! - 'Cause I was - - Because it's a genuine question. - [Logan] It's a genuine - - The reason why you didn't laugh, because I didn't give you consent yet. But what I'm what I'm about to say, you gonna love it, okay? Can I touch you here? - Absolutely. - Okay. You can call me Ching Chong. - No.
- Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah. You can call me flat face. - Really?
- I don't wanna, though. - I know.
- Yeah, yeah. - No, we don't wanna do it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just saying anything
goes with me because, you know, I'm not really
into cancel culture and I like to be free,
you know what I mean? - Yeah, but -
- If I make fun of you, you can make fun of me. - Yeah, but I have a question. - Yeah, go for it. - First off, I like that logic. I think that's how the best
groups of friends form, our group of friends is like that. We all make fun of each
other, we roast each other. - Yeah, that's super racist. - But let me ask you something. - Yeah, that's what we do here. - That's not true. - I already know what
he's gonna say by the way. We don't, Bobby we don't
do this type of shit. - [Bobby] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We're gonna, we have a channel here. We're not gonna disrespect
it and go down that route. So let me ask you today. (bleeping noise) What do you? - You can't say that. - Yeah, I have a rocket. You call me? (bleeping noise) I have a rocket, dude. - No, oh my God. - An intercontinental ballistic missile. - [Bobby] Yeah, you can do it. - Oh my God. - You can do it. - No you, I don't think he can, Bobby. - I called him Quran. Know what I mean? Yeah, that's fucked up. - Not even my religion, nor did you say it right, it's Quran. - I knew he was a Christian. I don't give a fuck. I knew you were a fucking
Christian and I came here, I called you Quran, that's fucked up. - Yeah, yeah but Bobby, some would argue that
because of your ethnicity and the difficulties that
you've had to face with racism, that you have to liberty to do such thing. We're white kids. - I was addicted to heroin for a decade. - I wanna change your jet - - They just looked at you and
assumed you dealt with it. - Bro, bro, bro. Let me just say, I'm
warning you right now. Don't fucking touch me. - Okay. - I'm a fucking celebrity, dude. Bro, look at my imdb, anyway, I'm kidding, you can touch me. But my point is, is this, it's okay because number one, I'm a recovering drug addict myself. So we bond on that level, right? As soon as I walked in the house, right? As soon as I look, I've
never met you before. Have I? - Never. - Right, we already like, our eyes met, we locked, right? And we were like, playing already. - Yeah. - It's almost as if we are kindred spirits and that we've met before
in a previous lifetime. - Ah, okay. - And can't you feel that you and I are gonna be best buds or what? - Hundred percent, you
threw me in an arm bar. - Exactly. - And then you throat punched Mike. - I throat punched you - - Rendering him unconscious. - Yeah, and you fell on the ground. And I almost took advantage
of your body, did I not? - I remember - - [Logan] And that's what's pulling - - He beat your guys back up
and then looked at me and goes, "I like your people." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's what's pulling all
this racism outta me, bro. - [Bobby] Yeah. - Fuck 'outta me. - But it's not racism, we are like children and we're being free, and we're playing with each other. - This podcast is brought. - You need some cough medicine,
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- No, alright. - You're right.
- I wanna touch on that. - You're right, you're
right, we're kindred spirits. In fact, you know, I DM'ed you, I DM'ed you so long ago, dude. November 10th, 2020. - Yeah. - Almost two years ago. - Was that the pandemic? - Yeah, I think. - Yeah, I didn't do nothing. I don't respond, nothing. - I said, I said, what do I got to do to get on your podcast?
- I know, I know. - I said, what do I gotta? - I know.
- I said, what do I gotta do to get on your podcast? I just wanted to come on yours. - I know. - And then two years later you said, "Logan, can you please do
my podcast in November? I'll massage your feet." - It takes two years for me. No, can I say something? - Two years. - When you, you have to
understand this, alright? It's like if Ben Affleck,
is that his name? - [Mike] Yeah.
- [Logan] Yeah. - Or, do you know what I mean? Or, let me gimme a - - [Mike] Brad - - Brad Pitts, right?
- Brad Pitt, great choice. Great choice. - You like it? - Brad Pitt? - Oh, yeah? - Who doesn't? - He's great dude, huh? - From top to bottom. - Really? - Yeah. - What's his favorite,
your favorite movie by him? - Him? Oh, "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," is amazing, "Train," that he just did was great. - I liked it.
- Amazing. - He's an overall great guy. I don't know him, but he's a great actor. But my point is, is this, is that, when you first did it, right? I read it and I got intimidated, because you are who you are, man. - What the fuck, Bobby? - what? - [Logan] Why you? - You're a strong, man. You're strong, you're funny. You got all the fucking,
you have everything. - Cool friends. - So this - - Yeah, cool friends like this guy. - What? - What about him? - No. - Ah! - Yeah. - He's on the fence,
this guy's on the fence. - Wait, wait, wait. - Super on the fence.
- Wait, so what changed? Something changed. - Okay, I'll be honest. Can I be honest? - You found out I was a pussy. - No, no, no, no. - [Mike] I know what it
is, I know what it is. - No, no, no. I'm gonna be completely honest with you. And I've never been, you know, I came here with like, being fun. - Yeah. - And all that stuff, and NOW I just wanna be
completely real with you, okay? - Okay, okay. - I'm gonna lock eyes with you. I literally, when I, I remember now reading it and going, oh, I'm gonna get back to him. And I completely forgot because
it was during the pandemic. And then what happened the
other day was, you know, we need help on my podcast, right? And we were throwing,
you know, I mean, heat. They were throwing names
down that were heat, right? And you were in the top of the heat. And I go, I had forgotten
that you had text or DM'ed me. And I go, I don't know the guy. I don't, he's not gonna read it. And then when I saw that you, then it reminded me that you had the, and then I sent the message. - Okay, okay. - So it's like, that's the truth. - Alright, you just forgot about me. - Yeah. - Alright. - I completely forgot about you, dude. - Alright. - But it was also during
a very different time. Like, you were at that point, - Yeah.
- You were a little, forget. - You know what, dude, how about this? I know you, I feel, you look
like you have doey eyes. - Yeah. - And you look sad right now. - A little bit. - I'm gonna give you a hug. - Really? - Yeah, what do you think? - I don't think that
guy has feelings, bro. - I know. - [George] That guy's a robot. - May I hug? - [Dylan] Yes, yeah. - Yeah, I'll take your hug. - Why'd you ask them if you could hug him? - [Dylan] Nice, woo! - Yeah, that was - - That was nice, actually. (group applauding) - [Dylan] That was impressive, everybody. - That was nice, that was nice, Bobby. - I don't smell good, my bottom, because, you know, I, because,
you know, here's the thing, is, is I'm single now
and I've been fucking, you wanna smell my dick? - One of us in this room will. - Yeah, yeah, smell my dick
because I have no cologne here, but I spray the fuck on my dick. - What? - Maybe, Mike, you wanna smell? - I would. - No, you are, no, you are. - No, question, question. - I'm not gonna pull it out. I'm gonna just do the underwear. - Question, question. - It would be him, it would be George. - Yeah, yeah, George. - [Mike] It would. - Yeah, yeah dude, just smell. - No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't spray your dick with cologne. - Why?
- [Bobby] Why? - I, because if you end
up getting oral sex, they're gonna taste the cologne. You gotta go under to the
gouch and everyone knows that. - He's got an answer. - No, I have an answer to that. - It's the side, side, is that gouch? - Yeah, right? Like sort of - - Side, side, gouch. - Yeah I mean, yeah, but it can't be too heavy either. - Alright. - But what you guys don't get is, is that there's no girl
on the horizon, right? So I spray it first. - It's like biblical what you just said. - It is, right? - [Mike] Yeah. - Yeah, very good. - It's a prophecy. - The prophecy, right? There's no girl on the horizon, right? - There's no girl on the horizon. - But I spray it, just in case, like if I'm walking down Melrose, right? - [Mike] Right. - And then what I would do is this. I would go to the bathroom,
I would take tissue, and I would wipe the head
and the stem of my penis. It's not a lot. - That's, is that why
you use the word stem? - Yes, yeah, why? - Like a mushroom stem? - I'm, just a little,
it's like a mushroom. - Like yeah, like the
beginning of a plant. A plant, like a fledgling. - What cologne? Like, what? - Well, that's why I want him to smell. - [Logan] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - Maybe he'll know the smell too. So don't worry about it guys,
I'm not gonna show my dick. - Smell his dick. - Oh shit he really, his ass is out. - Look at the tattoo, I got a tattoo. - All the money and you're using fruit - - I feel like you got that in prison. - Yeah, I did. - Dude, I just got the
biggest boner for some reason. - Smell this part, smell this part. No, no smell, you gotta smell it. - I'll just waft it, bro. - Dude, dude, this is not gay. It's podcasting, it's for entertainment. - It's material. - And in improv, you never disagree. You always agree. - Yes, and - - Because, yes and, and
you ruin the fucking moment if you don't do it. - Got it. - So you're gonna fucking smell my dick. - Okay. - And it's not gay. - It's material, George. - Yeah, yeah. - Sniff here. - [Dylan] Yeah! - I have to grab your head. - No! - It smells good, it smells good! - Don't smell it. - He's right, it smells like - - Does it really? - Does it smell like what, like? - It smelled like he sprayed
it like two days ago. - But describe the scent. - Describe. - Okay, so two days ago he thought he was gonna
get lucky and he didn't. That's what it smelled - - No, no but describe the scent. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Mike] Is it more floral? - By the way, by the way. - Yeah, yeah. - That's not a stem, good for you. - Thank you.
- You're doing good. - [Bobby] Wow.
- I fucking, I love it. That's why I did it.
- Wow, wow. - That's why I did it. - When you pulled on it,
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is that misconception, or I don't know if it's a
misconception in the Asian race, at the tiny penises. And I've heard - - He says you could be racist. That's the first joke you go to? - No, no, that's not racist. - I was gonna argue, may I argue? - [Mike] Yes, sir. - Alright.
- [Mike] Yes, sir. - That's racist, number one. That's fucking racist. It's a stereotype, number two. - [Mike] That's why I asking. - Alright, so I'm gonna say
something to you, right? - Yeah. - Mike, you piece of shit. You're dog shit, dude, alright? You know what? Dudes like you tall muscles, right? - No muscles. - You're a bully, dude, you just bullied me, dude, right? Let me tell you something about fucking science, my friend, alright? You think Yao Ming has a small dick? - I don't know, it's just what I - - He doesn't! - [Mike] Right. - Right? He doesn't have fucking size 16 feet and a fucking one inch
penis, it's all proportional. - Do you know? - Do, do, do, do, do, fuck you, man. Don't do, do me, man, alright? Do, do, fucking, is he like mentally handicapped? - Yes. - I was gonna say the R word. - That's reserved for you. - [Logan] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Say something, he's definitely R. But you don't do, do me, man alright? So what were you gonna ask me? - I smelled your dick.
- No, because - - Ah sure, sure that's true. - Because bro, somebody
even built another layer on top of it. I was reading this article the other day and they said that since
women of the Asian persuasion, like that perspective over there, are smaller and more petite, their vaginas are smaller and more petite. - Oh my God. - Which requires a smaller penis, which that, who said yes? We were just talking about this. - Wait, wait. - [Mike] I'm not making this up. - Was this on Science World? - [Mike] Dude, I'm - - Or did you look it up on YouTube? - I'm not on OAN right now. I'm not going over to parlor after this, I'm not a fucking racist Bobby Lee, you're the one named after a Confederate
general, Robert Lee. - And I'm a huge fan of him, too. - Oh my God. - In terms of confederate
generals, dude, he's my man. - Oh my God. - Alright, alright?
- Nice one. - January 6th. - Oh my God! Oh my God! - [Mike] It's not your birthday, dude. - My point is this, okay? It's proportional to the body. So what I'm saying is that
if you see Asian women, general are what, 5.3 5.5,
they have 5.3, 5.5 vaginas. - Look - - Okay? - Like? - Yeah, yeah if you see a
supermodel who's a Asian and she's 6.5, she's not
gonna have a 5.5 vagina. That'd be - - Sometimes they do, though. Sometimes you get these taller women that have very shorter women vaginas. It's not a - - It's, what? - Yeah, you've never seen? - Yeah no, no they're called shorties. - No, you've never had a short woman who had a wide gaping vagina? - So there's? - There's always gonna
be outliers, Bobby Lee, you know, that's, you
mentioned science is always, outliers in science. - Oh but even majority based. I think you, you've found that, that the other thing is, I don't believe it's height based as much as it's width based. - Here - - Like, the horizontal volume dictates. - Padawan, I'm gonna teach you something. - Okay. - [Bobby] Alright. - I'm a grasshopper. - Exactly, the size and
shape of a woman's mouth is directly proportional to the size and shape of their vagina. - So true, so true. - Oh my God, he's fucking right. - [Mike] Yeah, so true, like. - I'm like running all
of them through my mind. - [Bobby] Right! - Forever now,
- So. - we're gonna look at
a girl laughing, going. - Oh my God! - But check this out,
say that on a first date, that information. - [Logan] Yeah. - And then they start
making their smile smaller. - What do you go? - How do you like, how
do you like the steak? - [Bobby] Yeah. - You like it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They always do that. - Oh my God. - But here's my - - Thank you.
- You're right. - That's a God, a Jesus-supplied catch 22. Because you want a girl with a big mouth to do crazy big mouth shit. But you don't want a girl
to have a big ass vagina. So God introduced a catch 22. How you gonna have the
best of both worlds, Bobby Lee from the Confederate army? - I've never, look, listen. I've never, you're - - Your own won at war, though. You lost, dude. - We're coming. - [Mike] I know, trust me. - Yeah, yeah, we're coming dude. - [Mike] I see it. - No, but what I'm saying is, I've never gotten a blowjob and said, wow, she has a tight mouth,
who's ever said that? Have you ever said that? - That's because you
don't have a massive cock. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, if you have a massive
dick, you might be like, damn, I hope she's just
making her mouth small for conversation here. And she can - - Right. - No, no, no, no. But I haven't said, wow
she's got a small mouth. But like, there's a technique that comes with wrapping
and tightening the lips. - Lyricism? - What do you mean, her? You mean her mouth lips? - Her mouth lips. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, there's suction. - Yeah, suction. - Right? - There's, yeah, you
can bite a little bit. - Well. - Not too hard. - I prefer -
- [Bobby] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I prefer that slippery slope. - Slippery slope, slippery slope. - Yeah, yeah, you could stick it in and do a little dick work. Like tongue work on the,
you know like, stick it. - This is not a leading question. - Yeah, go ahead. - So you're not gay. - No. - That's racist, that might be racist. - No, it's not, why? - No, no because you said it. - I don't know I just feel
like every Asian is racist. - Asians, no, no. - You know what I'm saying? - [Bobby] Yeah, yeah. - You know, that's - - You said it and sexuality
is incredibly fluid. But I'm just, the way you're
describing dick sucking is so particular. You know, I, in my mind. - I don't love how you
look at me right now. That happens. - I love you. - I love you too. - I wanna - - No, no I wanna, can I
address one question at a time? - Of course, you're the guest. - Okay, I'm gonna say something. Have I sucked penis? Ask me that question. - That's what I should have said. - [Bobby] Yeah that, yeah.
- That's what I should've said. - [Bobby] So start over.
- Okay. - Bobby Lee, have you ever sucked a dick? - Yes, let that sit, uncomfortable? - No. - Not really. - [Bobby] Okay, good. - How about you? - I hang out with these guys. - I know. - Hold on, he's Christian,
you're a little - - I know, but does that,
kind of uncomfortable? - I'm not uncomfortable, whoa, whoa. That's fucked up. - Put your hand back on his leg, Bobby. - Yeah, does that make
you feel comfortable? - No, no. - Oh, it's so close. - [Logan] Wait, wait, wait. So Bobby -
- [Mike] No, no, no, Bobby! - [Logan] Bobby, Bobby.
- [Mike] Bobby Lee, stop. - Too much? - [Logan] Bobby, Bobby.
- [Mike] Stop. - Okay, alright. - [Logan] So it's generally understood. - I don't know where your
boundaries are, I apologize. - Yeah your team, your PR
team's shitting their pants. - They love it, they love it. - His PR team has a mohawk, bro. - They love it and they get it. - I think they're okay. - I think they're okay. - He does have a mohawk. - That guy looked like he
got fired from Apple, bro. Like, they have a little genius bar. But they're like, you're not
a genius, you need to go. - [Mike] Yeah, he actually looks
like he might be Bobby Lee. - Wait, Bobby, Bobby,
I wanna ask about this. - [Bobby] Yeah, go ahead. - 'Cause I have a father - - But have you sucked a dick? - Not yet. - On Twitter that time. - But would you, would you
be, would you consider it? - You said not yet. - It'd be tough. I think my girl would
consider it cheating. - I know, but if you were single, in what circumstance
would you suck a penis? - I'm so glad you asked this,
'cause I have an answer. - [Bobby] Yeah, yeah. - Oh my God. - I love it, I love it, I love it, yeah. - I'm so happy to be back on.
- I love it, I love it. - It's been so long, bro.
- I love it, I love it. I love it, I love it. Its been so long.
- Well you - - No, no, no.
- You'd suck my? - It's not about who
- It's not about who. - Why'd you shake hands? - Because we have - - Yeah wow, getting down to something.
- We have a theory. We have a theory. - [Bobby] Yeah. - Have you heard of Dick Ransom guy? - Dick Ransom guy? - [Logan] Dick Ransom guy? - No, I've never heard of that. Tell me. - He's a guy who goes
around and steals people and then he finds their friends. - [Mike] Best friends. - Best friends. - [Bobby] Yeah. - Like he, like let's say
he cannot Mike, for example. - [Bobby] Right. - And he said, Logan, I'm gonna blow your
friend's fucking brains out. - [Mike] Right now. - Unless you suck my dick. - Yeah. - Unless you blow me, you
should have gone there, bro. - Okay and that's the only circumstance. - That's my boy, I'm sucking a fat cock. - Right, anyone in this room? - Ooh. - Like if it was any of
these guys in the room, you would suck everyone's penis? - No. - If it was this little guy
right here, would you do him? - He'd have to - - He's Puerto Rican. - I would do, he's my videographer. - [Bobby] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I would do it,
that's what I love about - - What about little? - In a heartbeat, balls
down the throat for Georgie. - Alright, Mikey, Mike. - A hundred percent.
- [Bobby] A hundred percent. - Hundred percent. - Me. - I wouldn't do it. - I know. - You just blew his brains out, dude. - Why? I would cum so quick. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - And he has cologne, dude. - [Mike] Oh, yeah. - It's got cologne,
this has cologne, dude. I'm not sucking your dick,
I'm not sucking your dick. I'm sucking Dick Ransom Guy's dick. - I know, but if I was Dick Ransom Guy. - Oh, you're Dick Ransom Guy. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - Whoa. - [Bobby] In this situation.
- Whoa. - If any of us was Dick Ransom Guy. You know, I had Mike, I had a fucking, I had a fucking AK47. - In your hand, in that, in one hand. - In one hand, dude,
that's how strong I am. - Is that a big gun, AK47? - [Logan] Yeah, yeah, it's a - - Why'd you look at me when you ask that? Now you're racist. - I dunno. - [Mike] You looked at
it, you looked at it. - Have you ever held one? - Me?
- Yeah. - No.
- Okay. - No, no, no. It's a big gun. And if you held the one
hand, it'd be impressive. Can you imagine a rifle in one hand? Just like that. - One hand, right? - Wait. - And I go, yeah. - Okay, I just wanna get back to this. - Yeah. - Because I find this interesting. You know, like I said, sexuality is fluid. And you came on this podcast,
you said, I'm not gay, but that you have sucked a dick. - Yeah you know, can I
just say something that, I mean, I've been, I do internal thinking and I discuss things with
myself, am I bisexual? And I would say my first gut instinct would say, no, you're not. Because all my penis sucking
was done when I was a kid. Like you know, middle
school, you know what I mean? Time period. Yeah, go ahead. This is interesting,
this is great, I love it. - I don't know about you. - Well, was the penis you were sucking someone that was your age? - Yes. - You were experimenting? - Experimenting, yes. - Did you have an urge
to do the dick sucking when you were older? - No. - Does the? - I, you know what? It all makes sense to me. - Thank you. - Yeah, it all makes sense. - Well in his defense, some
girls hate sucking dick too. Like, they don't like, or anybody who likes sucking dick does. - What does that have to do with anything? - Yeah, that's a nothing.
- [Logan] You're just saying a piece of information.
- That doesn't mean you have - - That's a piece of fucking information, - [George] Whoa, hold on!
- that you shouldn't have fucking said just now. - First of all, first of all. - You ruined the flow of everything, dude. - [Logan] You really did, George. - What the fuck? - We were fooling around, when you're talking to. - And second of all, no, there's gay guys. Like, ah, I don't like suck dick. It's not a gay thing. Some people just don't like sucking dick. Now turn around and know
the wisdom I give you. - Whoa. - I see what you're saying. I'm on the same page now. - Alright. - Thank you for clarifying. - So I now, am I gay then
with that information? - I don't know you well enough. - [Bobby] Yeah. - But I would say, I would say from the information
I've heard this podcast, you don't sound gay to me. - Okay, good. - But also - - I mean, I wouldn't mind even if I was, listen, even if I was, I wouldn't be in the closet and I would be very proud of the fact. - I'm just here to help you discover more about yourself. - Who the fuck are you? - Yeah. - I'm Jake Paul's brother. - Ah, that's right, that's right. - Bobby, can I ask you a question? - [Bobby] Yeah, go ahead. - If you, it's like a Friday night, right? You're going out to Catch
with the homies, right? Your dick is all covered
with Tom Ford Cologne. You sprayed that baby up, right? You're going, you eat some, you know. - Go ahead, go there. - [Mike] Fuck. Some fucking -
- Sushi. - You eat, no, you have the cheeseburger. You have the fucking cheeseburger with - - That's not what you wanted to say. - I was not gonna say stir fried rice. - That's not what you wanted to say. - I wasn't gonna say - - He was gonna say peking duck. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. - You have the cheeseburger, right? - Wait, what race, what nationality am I? I'm gonna ask him, no, don't. I think you know, you, go ahead and if you answer wrongly, we're done. Because I'm telling you right now, you should do some research
because I'm a guest. So what nationality am I? I'm American, but like,
where are my parents from? - My guess, based on overall skeletal
structure and skin tone. - Yeah. - Hair.
- Yeah. - Style of dress.
- [Bobby] Yeah. - Culture. - [Bobby] Uh-huh. - Would be Korea. - We're friends forever now. - Amazing. - Wow. (group applauding) - We're friends forever now. There we go. - Listen, I play a dumb dumb on the show, but I study my culture, okay? - So you knew beforehand? - I did not, I made a full on assessment.
- That was based on what you saw. - Yes. - Wow. - We play on a different plane,
that's good, that's great. Right, so let's go back to - - What I was saying. - I had, no. - Oh, you're back to the gun, okay. - Yeah, I have the AK47. I gotta go back. - [Mike] Somehow. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somehow, right? I have the AK47, yeah. I pointed it at Mike's head. - Yeah. - I go, fucking Logan, right? - I'm gonna blow this fucking motherfuckers
fucking brain down. Brain down, is that what? - Yeah, you can. - You can blow his brain down. - I'm gonna brain down
him, you know what I mean? Big time, bigly. I'm gonna say what Donald Trump said. - [Mike] Ah yeah, bigly. - Bigly, you know what I mean? - [Mike] Vagina. - If you don't suck my
dick, would you do it? - I'm sucking your dick, man. - Yeah, I love it. - [Logan] I'm sucking your dick. - Let me ask you this
Mike would, how about you? - First of all, what's my name? - Mike, I mean, no, that's Mike. - Nice, nice. - George. - Wow, let's go. One of us is gonna stump
somebody on the show. - [George] Well it's
slightly good to know. - Someone's getting stumped. - Somebody's getting stumped. - Before you got here, I looked up your ethnicity
'outta respect for you. - [Logan] Really? - No, you just did the Google. - Okay, I did. - I know. - I saw you in my peripheral. So what would you do, George? - If, what? - Do you listen? I have Mike, AK47. Suck my dick, or he dies. - Mike?
- Yeah. - See 'ya, Mike. - Me. - Logan? - Later, Logan. And then right before they die I go, remember all those Christian jokes? - [Logan] Hey, hey, hey. - Remember all those? - [Logan] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Middle-Eastern jokes? - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Your girlfriend. - My girlfriend? Oh yes, my girlfriend? - [Logan] Yeah. - Bro, that would be the best blowjob you
ever have in your life. - That's fucked. - Like you would literally
kidnap my girlfriend once a week. - Wait, wait, wait. You have a girlfriend? - Yeah. - [Logan] Unbelievable. - Unfucking believable. - she's actually dope. - Really? - Watsup, bro. - Congratulations man. - Thank you. - I love it. - Can I finish my question? - Why do you raise your hand? - Because I was taught to in
the American schooling system. - Why do you say American? I went through for the
same schooling system. - Bobby, I was just adding a description. - No, no, no, no, no you're not. - [Mike] Okay. - You wouldn't, if I was
Sebastian Maniscalco, who you just had, right? - Do you wanna know what I
asked Sebastian Maniscalco? - You would've never said, you would've never, you would've never said
American school system! - Do you wanna know what I asked him? - [Bobby] What? - I asked him, does your father know where
Jimmy Hoffa is buried? Because you're, bro, I played
into that fucking mobster. Motherfucker Sebastian Maniscalco, I know him and his family
are fucking connected through the trash management business. - [Bobby] Denied. - I fucking know it. I'm telling you, you might not think so. - [Bobby] No. - You see "The Sopranos?" - I know the family. - You think you know the family. Bob. - [Bobby] Okay. - Bob, you think you know the family. Okay. - That father? - Yeah. - That AK47 you're talking about? - [Bobby] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's got a hundred of those in a trash can at Trenton,
New Jersey right now. I'm not playing, I'm positive, bro. - Okay. - [Mike] And he knows
where Hoff is buried. - Okay, okay. - [Mike] Let me finish my question. - Okay, go ahead. - You're going out on Friday night, right? With your boys, and you go to Catch? - Who? - You. - Those guys.
- Oh, those guys. - I would never go out with them. - Oh okay. - He was actually shocked that he - - Here, right? - I dunno, you're going out
with fucking Chelsea Handler. I don't fucking know. - Alright, let me, can I create my posse? - Yes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. - May I create my posse? - Of course. - So I'm out with Dominic Monaghan. You know who that is? You don't know Dominic Monoghan? - No, from "Lost?" - No, he was a Hobbit. - [Mike] Let me see. - He was Merry. - Dominic Monaghan. - [Bobby] Yeah. - Are you his boy or is this just? - No, he is my friend.
- Is this just a draft? - [Bobby] Yeah. - Okay, okay, okay. - [Bobby] Okay. - Oh, oh, oh from "Lost." Which like you said. - We're not big listeners. - That's what he just said. - Like you just said. - That's what he just said. - We don't listen. - You don't listen. - I love this guy, I was, yo spoiler, whatever it was years ago. - He does podcasting,
you should have him on. - When he died in "Lost." - [Bobby] You cried. You were happy? - That sucked. - Whoa.
- What that is? Like this, what does that mean? - That was the worst thing ever. It got me, bro. - Yeah, yeah. - That guy was the shit.
- Was the shit. - And he drowned. - He drowned, yeah.
- [Logan] Fuck. - Right, okay, I'm out with Dom, right? I'm out with Eric Stone
Street from Modern Family. - [Logan] Yeah. - Right? He's the fat gay guy in it. You know him? - Okay.
- Right? - Good, good choice.
- Yeah, yeah. It's a very good choice. I'm out with Andrew Centino my podcast. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh yes. - Now I know the fucking group. - [Mike] Yep. - Continue your analogy. - Hell yeah . - You get to Catch. Everybody else gets obviously, the food that is offered there. But you for some reason opt
for a cheeseburger and pizza. I don't know why, we don't
have to talk about that. Drinks start coming out,
you're not having any, you're drinking a - - What am I drinking, sake? - Everybody else. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Mike] Everybody else is drinking - - A milk tea boba? - Everybody else is drinking
boba tea and boba tea. - Yeah, yeah. - You're having a Coke.
- A diet Coke. - Having a Diet Coke.
- A Diet Coke, thank you. - Okay.
- Alright. - Where is this going? - Yeah, yeah. - And, I think this is his way of like, wanting to be racist, but doing it in - - No, it's not. - Yeah, yeah and I really
like it, so continue. - I'll make it quicker. I would've been there faster if we didn't stop every time but - - No, no, no. I need to do the background. - I love it. - No, I like the specific. - You're like - - I'm out with my friends, we're at a bar. - Not a bar, Catch. - A Catch, what's a Catch? - Catch LA, it's a restaurant. - Oh it is? I didn't know.
- Yeah, yeah. - Do they serve raw boba there? - [Mike] No.
- [Logan] No. - Alright, so whatever. What do they serve there? - It's seafood based. - Seafood, I have, I'm
having a seafood platter. - You're having Chilean Sea bass. - Yeah, it works.
- I love Chilean Sea bass, I have a diet. - See, he's like me, he's like me. I get it I get it. - I get this act for 20 minutes. - I get it. - This better be good because
we're going a long way. - Ah no I'll speed it
up, I'll speed it up. - Alright. - The night starts turning up,
your boys start acting crazy. Playing in - - In what way? - You know, Santino starts grab-assing on
a couple of the other guys. It's firing up. Things are heating up, now walking by, you see a
group of two fine things, bro. Like, you know, thick
Latinas, for example right? You're just like, they walk by actually, you don't have a reaction yet. - That's your thing. - It's not, it's not. - Don't worry about it. - So in this scenario, because I don't like that type. - Two rail thin coked-out
models from fucking Greenwich. - Flat asses. - No ass, come on, not even, no asses. - [Bobby] Bony flat asses? - Got a horizontal line, a vertical line. - Right, right. - [Mike] Walk by, two dimensional. - [George] Scoliosis,
someone's doing that. - [Mike] Yeah, exactly. - I love that. - They walk past, right? - [Bobby] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But closely behind them,
two businessmen walk by, dressed in suits, looking studly, cologne dicks, all that shit, bro, right? - Can I, may I. - [Mike] Absolutely, you can
as many times as you want. - Fuck, you don't ever go in my shot. - Okay, sorry. - Never do my shot, so
lemme ask you this, okay? - Yep. - Are they white? - Yeah. - The businessmen? - [Mike] Yeah, they're white. - And they have real good suits on? - [Mike] Really good suits. - I don't fuck with it. - They're large African-American
men and they're wearing clothing bought from the Goodwill, suits. Like, knit suits from Goodwill. - I can, I can go. - [Mike] They're like hobos, dude. - I can go there. - Okay, they walk past, but
very good looking, right? - Alright. - How do I know that they're together? - They're not, they're
just walking together 'cause they had a meeting,
dude, they sell real estate. So they had a meeting right before they - - With these phony supermodels? - No, they're just in front of 'em. They're five feet in front
of 'em, they're walking also. - They don't know each other. - They have no idea who each other are. - You know, can you please get - - No, no, no I like it. I like it, I need it this way, I need it. - I only do what he says. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay.
- So let's get there. - He's the guest. - Alright. - Girls had just done a, you
know, couple grams of coke. - If these two black guys have nothing to do with
the scenario though, I'm gonna be very angry. - Oh, they do. - Okay, go ahead. - Now you're sitting there. - [Bobby] Yeah. - And you scope both
groups walk by, right? - [Bobby] Yeah. - In this fluid, you know, 12 year old dick sucking state that you are existing in, right? But, but right now. - [Bobby] What? - Oh fuck, which one of those two groups gets your blood flowing more? Like, which one of those are you? - I'm not gay, so the fucking women, dude. - [Logan] Yep. - He did drugs, I'm sorry about it. - Wait, that's what you, you could go, what do you like better? Two white girls or two black guys? - Could've said that, but you wanted every
fucking intimate detail. You wanted to know their birth
dates, their birth cities. You wanted to see their
passport, Bobby Lee. - That's the, oh my God. - Alright, it was a long winded way. - You had to ask? The women, 'cause I'm not gay, dude. What the fuck, bro? - Fine, last time I ever talked to you about a fun, intriguing analogy. - She's beautiful. But you know what? Can I just, is that your girlfriend? - It is. - You know, it's so weird. Without fame you wouldn't
get that, anyway. - You know what's weird? - Dude, if you worked at - - I know. - You do, right? If you work at a falafel
place, there's no way. - Okay, so why a falafel place? You know what? We're actually going to a
Korean barbecue after this. And I was gonna invite you. - Which one? Which one? Which one?
- But now you're not, the one with the pinball machines. - I don't know that one. - Now, that's racist, you should know. - No, I only do Cho San, I'll
go to parks, really good ones. Anyway, let's move on. - Wait, is - - I did have a question. - Go ahead. - I'm not gonna do, do, do you. - Do, do, do, do, do. - But it will ah, ah, ah, you. - Am I being mean today? - Not at all.
- Dude, we love mean. - No, 'cause I just got here. - We love mean. - I feel like I'm being
aggressive and mean. What about, I wanna ask my
guys, am I being too aggressive? - You're good, he goes, double thumbs up. - I had to check myself, 'cause I've wanted to
say some crazy ass shit. - [Mike] You should. - And I've been editing. - [Mike] No, you should. - No, no, I cannot, you know what I mean? With this fucking guy. Anyway, let's go on. Go ahead, what was you gonna say, so, so? - I could go so many directions with you, but I'm just curious. - [Bobby] Yeah. - Like, what kind of women you are into. - You know, I'm really right now into, well, 'cause I've dated Asians, you know, and I've dated Mexicans. The last two was, the last one was, I, you know, I was with
Kalaila for 10 years. She was half Asian. - Yeah. - The one before that was a
Mexican, so I kind of rotate. So right now I'm doing the white thing. - Nice. - How's it been, how's it been so far? - It's pretty good. I like counting the
freckles on their bodies. - [Logan] Okay. - They love it, they have
rough Clint Eastwood skin. - [Logan] Oh. - They all do, you know what I mean? Even when they put moisturizer, it's like sandpaper, I love it. - Oh my God, is it that good? - Wait, Clint Eastwood in "The Mule?" Like what era? - Yeah, yeah, "Mule."
- God, not old. - Not "Fist Full of Dollars." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not, "The Good, The Bad And
the Ugly," Clint Eastwood. - Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. I gotta stand up for them. I don't think that's true. - Okay, I'm gonna say something right now. Can I take this off? - Yeah, yeah, of course. - Yeah, yeah. - There's, I can tell already, your skin looks smooth as fuck, bro. - May I take this off? - Yeah, of course. - Let's do a contest, okay?
- Ah, fuck. - Ah, fuck. - Okay, I wanna do a contest and I want Mike and
George to be the judge. - Hold on, what part of
the body are we rubbing? - [George] You look so - - I don't give a fuck what part. - It can me hands, 'cause I have some, I have rough hands. - Arms. - Back. - Will you do back?
- [Mike] Back? - Well that's so - - That's so much, that's so - - Hold on, hold, hold on. I have a soft ass back. - [Mike] Ass back. - You know what, dude? With this challenge I will do back and I've never tested my back. - Yeah. - I will do back with this challenge. - Yo, I could win this. - Alright, alright. - Alright. - Alright, so let's do it a way where they have to close their eyes. - [Dylan] Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, a blindfold test. - And shuffle us? - Yeah, they're gonna have to shuffle. So yeah. - This is not gonna,
that's not gonna work. - It's gonna work just wait. Just let it build, okay? - I don't think it's gonna work. - Right so does he, do you
have a blindfold for him? - Give me my neck brace from earlier. - Yeah, give him the neck brace. - Bro. - We'll use the neck brace. - Your license is hilarious. - This is gonna work. - [Bobby] This is gonna work. - You may have to take
off your headphones. - You take their headphones off. You don't need to hear it. - George, no, no. 'Cause he is gonna have to move, right? - What? - He's gonna have to, how
do you plan on the back? Oh, oh, oh, oh. We're gonna move around. - I can use one hand and hold
it with one, yeah, right? - [Dylan] Bobby and Logan
will have to get up and move. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see, so - dude. - Dude, Bobby, if you put your dick in
my hand, bro, I swear. Don't do it, dude. Bobby I swear to God I've never
touched a dick in my life. - So we're gonna see,
who has the softer back? Who has the softer back? - No! - [Dylan] No! - Bro, I can't do this, I can't do this. I can't do this. - Dude. - I used to withdraw from crack, and I've never touched a dick. - Alright, we'll do back, we'll do back. I'm so sorry. - What if? Can we just do like a
visual test on the two? - [Bobby] Oh yeah, yeah. Why don't just do a visual test? We'll do a visual test. - Yeah, okay. - And just be honest. - I will.
- Hey, did you just touch your first dick? - No, I don't think I did,
I didn't feel any skin. - Bobby, Mike's done touching
needles, if you don't mind. - Oh my God. - By the way, here's your
license and it's so cute. Look how cute you. - [Crew] His wallet? - Why do you have his wallet? - What the fuck? - where the fuck is this going? - Alright so, do mine first. - Wait. - Bro, I can tell already,
you're losing, Logan. - Touch my back. - Bro, it's motherfucking silk, bro. It is silk, bro. - Do Logan's. - But I need you to do upper back. - [Dylan] Yeah, yeah. - Why upper? - It, you picked the right body part, 'cause your back is really smooth. I would like - - Touch my back. - It's ridiculous, bra, it's
like a baby's ass, dude. - You can touch it, you touch that. - Okay. - Okay.
- Okay. that's not. - Close, but he wins by a tiny bit. - Yeah, God. - That whole experiment with pointless. - I just don't even, I don't even. - What a stupid fucking experiment - With a stupid fucking - - Yo, can I ask? - We got Bobby Lee with
a softer back than me. - Dude, can I deliver
one iota of fucking - - Can you help me with this? This fucking thing, man. Why is this happening? - Dude, can we deliver one iota of value and then we'll go back to the grab? - Stop saying iota like you know shit. - Ah shut your fucking - - You don't know anything. - You just lost another match up, dude. This ones just a back scratching contest. You lost, you always lose. - Okay, go ahead. - Okay, do you think, we've been talking about
some wild topics today, dude, fucking racism towards, we're
grabbing each other's cocks. Here's my question, do we live, how soft is this society
we currently live in? And where's the line drawn, bro? People are gonna be sad, people
watching this episode, bro. Huffington Post is gonna run
an article about this episode. They're gonna be like, "Logan
Paul reverts to his old ways." - They are gonna say that, bro. - Do you know what I'm saying? - But what's your old way? - Just kind of insensitive, insensitivity. - No, I don't, no, no. - I can promise you there's gonna be. - I can promise you this, that I wanna say something
and I wanna watch my words, but to me it's like I'm, no one in this room has been insulted. We're having fun. We live in a day and age where there's millions of
podcasts people can listen to, so they can pick and choose. And as a comedian, and I've been in this business since 1995, everything we've done
right now makes me laugh. If I watch this as a, you know, as a voyeur or a listener, I'd be like, oh, that was really
funny and crazy and weird. And if you're offended by it, you can listen to Morning
Joe or some Political One or, you know what I mean? Or, This American Life or whatever, Fancy. You know, what you want. You know what I mean? But there's nothing here that made me go, oh, this is weird. - I appreciate you saying that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I appreciate you saying that. - In fact, can I say another compliment? Although you're not a standup comedian. 'Cause that's who I
usually do podcasts with, all three of you, even you, man, right? Have a playfulness, like
a professional comedian. I trust your instincts and
I've been having a blast. - Oh frick, yeah. - Right? And I respect you. - Thank you. - Dude, I feel like this
is about to take a turn. - No, it's not, it's not. No, 'cause no, because I wanna be real. You know what I mean? I'm not no fucking, you know. - Yeah, go ahead, let me say something. - Go ahead. - I appreciate that that you can be real. - Thank you. - I'm, sometimes, I
sometimes have a hard time conversing with comedians who are only just living the joke land. - [Bobby] Yeah. - And I think it's important
to be able to go back and forth and you can tell that
you're seasoned as fuck, not only your comedic
experience, and you're - - I'm not seasoned, I don't care. - But you're just, you're
great, you're good. - No, I'm just being myself. Even when it, even before I
came up here, they were like, what are you gonna do? I go, I don't know, I'm a little nervous 'cause I've never done that before. But I just know that instinctually, if things went awry and wasn't working - - [Mike] Yeah. - That I'm just being myself
and I did the best I can. You know what I mean? - [Mike] Yeah. So it's like, I'm just
trying to have fun and being, I'm playing with other guys that do the same thing that I do. So it's like, I wouldn't
think too much about it. - Look, without thinking
too much about it, let me ask you. - [Bobby] Go ahead. - And I don't, thinking too
serious, but is your comedy, is this jovial nature that you exude coming from a place of trauma? - [Bobby] Yes. - Fuck, see that's where, for me, I don't want to
poke a bear inside of you that actually hurts you. - I'll tell you why it's okay. Because if I was somebody
that wasn't treating my trauma and I didn't have weekly
therapy with my trauma therapist and doing EMDR, I sometimes go away outta town to Phoenix and I do a seven day psychotherapy,
you know what I mean? Week, and I do it. I've done a couple times, you know, I've been very mindful about, you know, getting healthy and
trying to improve myself. So no, none of this stuff is hitting anywhere
remotely close to anything that's gonna trigger me or anything. - I was gonna ask, how much of this has to do with the fact that we are four signed
on, willing participants to this conversation? Do you know what I'm saying? Like, there's no victim
because we're having a go. - You know what, I used to do this show, called "Opie and Anthony," and the first time I did it years ago, it was with Jim Norton, Greg Geraldo, Patrice O'Neal, all the like, heavyweights in New York. - [Mike] Sure. And I would walk into the
room and they would go, ♪ Da na na ♪ ♪ Na na na ♪ ♪ Na na na ♪ and we would laugh, I
would make fun of them. How fat Patrice is, back and forth. It's a language that,
you know, I understand. It's the way I bond with people. I kind of equate it to, back in the day, hundreds of years ago, if you went to a city that had
a dock, you know what I mean? Like, you know, a Seattle, and there were different
people from different lands, maybe people had different languages. One way that people would be able to bond is make fun of each other,
tease, you know what I mean? And, you know, as long as
the intent was out of love, I think it's okay if you're teasing me and call me Kim Jong Un, and
then you have a fucking rope and you were gonna hang me, right? Then the intention is
weird and that's wrong. - Or like a bigger missile. - Yeah, because I know
that I'm better than you. - Right. - I mean, not better. But what I know is, I know who I am. I know I love myself,
I know that I'm funny. I know that I belong
in the comedy business. I've done too many things in my life, and I've just gained too
much confidence to like, let that stuff affect me. - Such a big point.
- [Bobby] Oh yeah. - Such a big point. - Have you always been like that? - No. - Like when you were on Mad TV, a lot of the sketches were were were playing
on you being Asian, and - - Yeah, but you know,
let me say something. It's like, did Deborah
Wilson play Whitney Houston? Yes, did Aries play Bobby Brown? Yes, you know what I mean? I mean, it's, you're gonna play. I'm not, you know, but then
one year I played John McCain. - Yeah, yeah. - [Bobby] You know what I mean? - I remember that, yeah.
- I played John McCain, so it's like, you know,
it's a sketch show. They're gonna cast me as Connie Chung and some other Asian parts and stuff. They're gonna cast me as
Japanese businessmen, Number One. I'm okay with it because
that's what I signed up for. That's what the show is. - It's funny because
this activity, this play, this charade that we've
had on the podcast today. - [Bobby] Yeah. - Is a microcosm for
a brewing conversation that's kind of existing
within society today. - Yes. - And you have these, you know, different groups of people
that are saying things that are outside of what is socially acceptable
for different reasons, right? And so I wanted to use this as a format to pick your brain on where
you think people are going awry and going wrong with it, and where you think
people are doing it okay? Is there, Kanye West? - He, my appeal. - Wow. - Okay, oh wow that's fucking, right to the fucking.
- Whoa. - Alright so, I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not, I don't know any of
Kanye West's mental stability and what he has in
terms of like, you know, if he has bipolar, I don't
know any of that information. To me it seems like he needs to be on some sort of medication. To me, some of his behavior is based on mania and being manic. - [Mike] Yep. - Right? And so I attribute that to more of a, you know, I could be wrong,
you know what I mean? I don't know, you know what I mean? But - - Well, he's claim, he's
talked about it in his music. He's mentioned it multiple
times in his lyrics. - [Bobby] Yeah. - When I'm off my Lexapro, he's talked about his bipolar
nature in a lot of his songs. And obviously the people
that are supporting him in his current trajectory will say that that was all
just a show and it's not real, but it is real.
- [Bobby] Yeah. - And everybody who knows
someone with mental illness knows that Kanye is having an episode, right? - [Bobby] Yeah. - It's the most obvious situation. - To me as a layman, and watching, it seems as though he's is, there's something going on, but is it okay what he is doing? No. - Yeah see, that's the only thing, because like, while,
you know, we all know, I think it's pretty apparent he's suffering from some
sort of mental illness. It just doesn't give him a pass for the current shit he's saying. You know, like. What is the line, Mike? - Well, that's what, I guess
the line it comes down to, We're making very like, funny niche references to
things and then moving on, when you go on a targeted rampage towards an ethnic or religious group, for a significant amount of
time and make bold claims, that then lead to other groups starting to activate towards the, a place of violence towards that group. You've crossed the line. - [Bobby] Yes. - There's no fucking question. There's no, oh, I'm curious
if you've gone too far. Like when an entire group of
people starts to feel the heat because of the words of one person. - [Bobby] Yeah. - You've got a problem. - It's like, you know, there's some people
that have mental illness that will become a school
shooter or will kill people. And then people, there's many people with
that same mental illness that don't do that stuff, right? So it's like, I don't know. You know. - I just think he's hurt, dude. - I think he's I think so
too and it's sad to watch. - [Mike] Yep. - I think that if he wasn't,
you know what I mean, so talented and who he was
as a person, it's about, I feel like there's not enough people that's gonna check him,
'cause he's the king, right? - It's his, it's gotta be a circle. It's gotta be - - Yeah, he's probably
surrounded himself with yes men and people that are afraid of him, right? I'm sure his wife Kim at the time, maybe was one of the places
where he could get checked, but that's no longer there, you know? - [Logan] Yeah. - So I don't know.
- [Logan] For sure. - About his personal life, you know. But yeah, it's sad to see, you know, but I wanna go back to why I
think podcasts are flourishing, is because I think network shows and movies and Hollywood
has gone way too woke. And now, you know, my podcasts and other
podcasts like it are thriving because we filled in a gap, right? And it's like, I just feel
like as long it's full of love and your intentions are good. It's like when people roast each other at like a roast battle. - [Logan] Sure. - They say the most fucked up things, but it's a way of connecting,
you know what I mean? And it's healthy, I think, in many ways. - We on this podcast have a little bit of
different set of rules. - That was beautiful. - I love you, man. - I love you too, can I, when you're done, I'd love to chime in on this. - I was just gonna say like, we have a different set
of rules in this podcast. And clips can be, and will
be taken out of context. And then we'll have to refute those clips with clips that are taken in context. And your disclaimer about
how we're all feeling and the consent that
we've all given each other to play in this environment, it's different, dude, I'm telling you, you're a comedian. I'm fucking JAke Paul's brother, like - - [Bobby] Yeah. - The veil of what I'm allowed
to say is much different because you live in that space
of free form entertainment and no holds bars. - Well, you're a bigger name. - Well, what the fuck? - And there's more of a
spotlight on you, you are. - I still wanna have fun. - I know. - With my friends. - But, you know, can I ask you, I'm gonna say something to you, is, do you have to read it? - That's what I said. - Does it? I don't care, I don't
give a shit who says what, I do give a shit when one of
the things catches traction and then brands start pulling out. And then people I'm partnered with maybe regret their decision
to partner with me. And it actually starts to affect my bottom line, my business. That's when it is a big deal, you know what I'm saying? - Can I ask you a question? - [Logan] Sure. - Can you let that stuff go? - Yeah, I can let anything go and I've done it before and I'll be fine. But then, you know, it's back
to the bottom of the mountain and I have to fight my way. Well, I guess I'm finding out. - You're quite insulated at this moment from that type of blow back. I mean, you're working with
partners that understand that you're a joking,
complex and deep individual. There's 400 episodes of this show to prove that you are and
aren't certain things. I think you've done a good
enough job insulating yourself from that type of bullet. I personally don't give a single fuck. I'm on the same page as you. - No, I do give, no ,don't get me wrong. I do give a fuck. I do give a fuck, But what
I'm saying is, cause I, the questions I'm asking Logan are questions that I ask myself. - Yep. - Okay, there was a time
after Mad TV, in my career, where Hollywood didn't wanna fuck with me and I couldn't really get anything going. And it looked like it was
over for me in terms of like, you know it, maybe not get a day job. I mean, I could play smaller comedy clubs and still make a living, right? But it just felt like that
had all passed, right? And now in my life, I feel
like I have it back, right? There's a lot of things happening. I'm super busy and you know, like, and people are fucking with me again, but I've asked myself this question, was I happier then or I'm a happier now? And that's, and you know, at that time when I wasn't
doing well in my career is when I met Kalaila, and we were dating and I was in love with her, and everything was so simple and fun. And I had kind of let
go of like, you know, material things in a weird way, you know? And I always ask myself
lately, where was I happier? And I don't know, I could
have been happier then. - Fuck.
- Interesting, really, yeah. - To get it to George, 'cause I know that's an
incredibly hard seat to sit in when you want to ask questions. I'm gonna throw this to you too. George has always claimed that some of his days
flipping burgers at Five Guys, prior to all this shit, where some of it's
simple and happiest days. And so it it's a good question. I want to ask George, what did you wanna, throw something out? - Well, yeah, actually, I don't really talk about it 'cause I don't like to
waste people's times. I'm very collective. So if I have an issue
that's deep in my soul or whatever I'm dealing with, I'll go to people like my mom and dad. Honestly, I, 'cause you know,
they knew me my whole life. They know my decision making. I'll go to my friends if I know I could get a
good answer outta them. But if I know it's just gonna be like, oh no, I just made the room uncomfortable. But for two years of my life, recently was the hardest years of my life. I gained 40 pounds of weight. I was really, honestly,
if I was not Christian, I'd probably be suicidal, and
it was really, really bad. I never told anybody about it. And it was pissing me off because it was the most
exciting years of my life. I was getting everything
I've ever dreamt about, money was no longer an issue. Not that I've ever was even like, I was just couldn't understand why I got everything that
I've ever prayed for, but yet I was so unbelievably depressed, and I never let anybody knew because I was always the guy who would try to make people laugh. But once I fixed my
focus, everything changed. - Yeah. - When I was at Five Guys, I make that reference because I remember, I do evaluate a lot of things and reflect. And when I was at Five
Guys, it was simpler. It was me with my
friends, it was, so sorry. It was - - Your touches are very hard.
- Aggressive. - and aggressive.
- I'm so sorry. - Even that little poke,
it's like my body shuddered. And I dunno if it's your vibe
or, you know what I mean? But just don't do it again. - Okay, I won't. - [Logan] You beat him. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But I reflected on that and when I figured out what it was, it was that I'm holding onto things that I shouldn't be holding onto. - Like what?
- For example, my career, my finances,
my position in life. And when I realized
that once you let it go and just really enjoy the
moment and the journey of it, and not be so scared of like, where am I gonna be in two years from now? What am I gonna be doing
if this doesn't happen? - Because it's not real. - I'm stressing about - - The future is not real. - A mirage, and for me
to like, dude, like, I didn't even know I was gonna be my best
friends doing a podcast where, and I don't mean this in a cocky way, but like, dude, this put
me on a very strong map and it made a lot of my avenues blow up. So I'm very blessed.
- It's like that - - But I didn't know I was
gonna be here, so for me - - It's like, that's, are you done? - That was just a long monologue. - He was just waiting. - Let me just say something. I loved what you were saying,
it was just very long. - [Logan] Oh my God. - Yeah, yeah. - [Mike] That's usually, that's usually. - But you know, I got what you're saying and you really inspired me, George. And can I say something, right? - Comedians suck. - No, no, no. - I hate comedians. - No, I wanna say something. - Sebastian suck, Left me on read. - Yeah, yeah. - You suck, first of all, don't touch me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Do not touch me. - Oh my bad, my bad.
- Thank you. - Alright. But yeah, we just need
writers to edit that down. If we had a staff of writers, they'd be like, yeah,
we'll cut that, cut that. - I'm sorry. - Essentially, it was a really good model. - Usually.when I do my comedy, I don't have writers in the room, I actually write my own stuff. - Okay I can tell, but maybe
you should get a writer. But my point is. - Oh fuck George, you had it all buddy. - Yo. - You had it all, the AK47 and
blew your fucking brains out. - You know what's so funny this? - What, what? - I hope so. - In my sweet like, friendly way. - [Bobby] Yeah. - I thought I was doing such a good thing by lobbing the ball over there. - [Bobby] Yeah, yeah. - And I just wish I -
- Respect. - You know what? I should have caught it, when you lobbied the ball.
I should have caught it and then like, just thrown
it back or something. No, but that was very good. - It was, it was good. - I wanna - - The point is that the question. - Yeah. - I want to put one
asterisk over that point. I understand at that time you were stressing about the future, your career, your job, your
relationships and everything. And that drove you to
a place of unhappiness, perhaps because you felt
dissatisfied with where you were, or even more likely, unsure of how you were gonna
get to where you were gonna go. And while that is a very real stressor and can lead people down a dark path into a not so fun place, that's
called pressure, brother. And some people aren't built
to handle that, others are. - Oh, you're talking to me? - Yeah, yeah.
- Oh no. - I tuned you guys out. - I saw you, I was looking at you. I'm like, yo, he is delivering
a beautiful message. - I thought you guys were,
'cause your back is towards me. - [Mike] No. - So I thought you guys were talking to each other about that. - He said something during this podcast, and I'm gonna reiterate,
do you fucking listen? - No. - No, he's under a lot
of stress over there. - Why?
- I'm taking George's. - Why? - Because he was delivering
a very heartfelt message. And now he feels like it was ill received. - No, what are you talking about? You delivered a great message. - It was very well received. - No, no, no, no, no. - No, Paul. - Alright, alright, no, no, I get what's going on.
- [Logan] Come on. - I get what's, listen,
can I say something, okay? Jordan, I won't, alright George? - He's so sad. - What I'm saying is
that you were talking, we went for that 30 minutes. Right? - We were in tune with
everything you were saying. - It is true.
- Yes, that's true. - Alright, and what I
was gonna interject was, there's an old saying, "If you have one foot
in front of the future, one foot in the past,
you're pissing on today." - [Mike] I love that. - Ooh, nice. - Okay? So that's what I'm saying, is that live in the moment with - - Did somebody else write that? - Yeah, I didn't write that. I just said.
- Yeah, I know. - You're acting like a fucking asshole. - Dude, you also don't
like his smokes, stop. - Yeah, yeah.
- Just give up, play the sad role. - Right. - [Logan] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Mike] It's working for him. - Your eyebrows were way too thick. - [Mike] They are. - [Bobby] And you gotta get that trimmed. You look like a fucking animal. - [Mike] You do.
- [Bobby] Yeah, yeah. - Anyway, yeah, are you good? - Yes. - Dude, are you really
sensitive right now and sad? - [Logan] Nah, he's kidding. - I'm going to have -
- You're doing a bit? You're doing a bit? Yeah, yeah, yeah okay. - You promise? - You promise you're doing a bit? - What? - Of course, I'm going along with it. - He's fine, he's fine,
cut the guys, alright? - Yeah, cut the shit. - It's like you're in the locker room whipping each other with fucking towels. - Right. - [Mike] Cut the fucking shit. We're talking about deep fucking shit. - Bro, I'm talking about my dick, I wouldn't be that sensitive. - Yeah okay, good, good, good, good, good. Alright, so we like - - Wait, wait, wait. Okay, let me just finish. - Alright go, yeah. Go, go, go. - I just wanted to say.
- Do, do, do, do, do. - Dude, that's your nickname. - Do, do, do,
- Do, do, do, do, do.
- do, do. - No, no, that.
- [Bobby] Go ahead. - Pressure makes diamonds and sometimes that shit can be good. And it's good. it isn't always bad to challenge yourself and have those stresses in your life. Especially if you're a
super goal oriented person who wants to achieve great things. You just have to know your
limits and what you're capable of before you drive yourself to fucking depression,
- [Mike] No, but that's the opposite, though.
- And insanity. - But that's the opposite
of what he's saying. 'Cause that pressure comes
from a place of complex desire to achieve certain goals. He's talking about a
life of such simplicity that those pressures
are not built into it. You are reliant on
things that are outside. - No, no, I know, so
that's what I'm saying. - You can't control anything, man. - I can control some stuff. - You can control your, you
can shoot up and show up, wake up, do the best you can
and all that stuff, right? - [Logan] Damn right. - But in terms of outcome,
you cannot control it. - But I can influence it in a way that's much more favorable to my decision with certain actions and effort. - But sometimes, but regardless, negative things is still gonna happen. - All the time. Can I bring up the biggest
one that I saw this year that really drove it home for me? This is fucked up and it's sad. - Can I ask you another question? Do you have a lot of bush down there? - No, I keep it completely shaved. - I can tell. - [Mike] Completely fucking - - You're like me, because, you seem bushy. - Yeah. - Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? - I don't even shave it. - [Logan] What, what? - I'm gonna show you, I'm
not gonna show you my penis, but look, look. - [Mike] Who are the girls with? Are they? - Is it like this? - It, yeah, actually does. - I don't think many, don't think many men are
leaving it bushy these days. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like bushy.
- I really don't. - Yeah. - Who are the women? - [Backstage Crew] They're in the house. - Oh. - Shout out to the
miming group, by the way. - Wait, you guys own this house? - Sorry you had to see Bobby Lee's dick right when you walked in. - [Bobby] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, apologies for that. - She's fucking back. - What she say? - She said pull it out again. - I think she said run it back. - No, she's the realtor
in the porn sites, though. The one that's not actually a realtor. Redemption for George, yeah! - That was funny. - Right, right, what were
you saying, Bobby Lee? - I don't know what I was saying. - I don't know, but
Mike's confederate joke, I thought was. - That was really good, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Why you keep raising your hand? Just interject. - No I wasn't, I just - - Just shut up. - I call it gang signs in the background. - Alright. - The one that drove
home for me that's like, with that goes along
with what you're saying, against his kinda, is, I was watching this fucking news clip, earlier in the year, of this speeding lady that
sped through the intersection and just. - I saw that. - [Mike] Okay. - It was brutal. - Wait, wait, like a
hundred miles an hour? That one?
- The most brutal. - Just horrifying, and imagine, you know, there was this woman in the car who was I think pregnant, right? And also had, correct? Was driving with all of
these best laid plans, all of these pressures, all of these ideas for
greatness and success, and tasks that needed to be fulfilled to achieve a certain goal. - Oh my God, this is so depressing, go on. - Alright nah, you know what? - No, no, no. Keep going, keep going. - My point of it is. - No, no, I want you to keep going. Alright so yes, you're
right tragedies happen. - No, you're right, I'm with you. No, I'm with you on, what
I'm trying to say is, to support your thought, which is that even with
the best laid plans, those external factors can just uproot everything
that you've ever worked for. And it's such a weird thing and it's why you need to
be present and grateful for the things that you have in life. - Right, 'cause it can
be gone in an instant. - Yeah. - It can be gone, that's
what your point is, right? - Yes, sir. - Yeah, in a flash. The Koreans that died in Halloween. - Respectfully, can
you get 'outta my shot? - Oh sorry, my bad. - [Logan] Yeah, yeah. My bad, I did what you did, my bad. - [Logan] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What Koreans died? Oh, oh, there was a big trampoline. - Oh, I just. - Fuck. - Yeah, yeah. - Why'd you have to bring the fucking - - Sorry, I'm sorry - - We were, we opened so funny. - It was so strong. - [Bobby] It was so strong.
- Yeah, but this - - And now we cannot go back. How did we get back into fun? - [Logan] I know when you
did fucking, that death? - Yeah. - Yeah. Do you eat cheeseburgers? - That's not the question you wanna ask. - No, no, no, no. It is, he always wants to
get here with our guests. - Will you eat cheeseburgers? - Bro, can I say something to you, bro? - [Mike] Absolutely, brother. - I'll tell you what my
top foods are, alright? Korean I love because I'm Korean, right? - [Mike] Sure. - But when it comes to
American food, right? Cheeseburgers is my top food. - Let's fucking go, Let's fuckng go! I'll flip this! I won't flip the table. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Sorry to the Miami group that's here. - But let's talk about fuck face. - Fuck yeah, bitch. - Hey bitch, bitch!
- [Mike] Fuck! - Look at me dude, right? Let's talk about, what the best hamburgers
in town is, though. - Oh my God, you're speaking
Mike's language, dude. - Oh, if I could jerk off right now, I'd fucking do it. - Fucking do it, it's America, dude. - Yeah, but the Miami group is - - Robert E, Lee! So we're getting back there. We're getting back to comedy. - See, I told you the cheeseburger would - - Yeah, yeah, so what's
your number one in LA? - Right now, It's a place
called For the Win on Franklin, but I do also enjoy Burger,
She Wrote, on Beverly. Those are like my top two.
- Whoa. - [George] You been? - No. - Whoa! - I'm gonna give you a
motherfucking lesson. - About HiHo, have you had? - Delicious, 9.2, I run
the world's most viewed internet cheeseburger
review show, Bobby Lee. - [Bobby] So you're saying - - That's why me and you are friends. - that these two places that you just fucking mentioned
is better than HiHo? - [Mike] Better than HiHo. - Wow, so what? Give me, write this down, George. - Burger She Wrote. - Burger She Wrote or The Win. - Why, though? Is it? - Love hour in Korea Town, love hour. - Hey, Hey, fuck face, right? Don't point at me, Chachi, alright? Let me ask you something. - What did you want me to write down? Not you, that George, not you. - Oh, got you. - Right, let me ask you something. - [Mike] Yes, sir. - Is, Burger She wrote thick meat? - Smash burger, smash burgers have taken over the world, Bobby Lee. - Oh, I love smash burgers. - [Mike] Yup.
- So it's thin meat? - You're gonna love these places.
- I love thin meat. - Yeah, I know what smash burger is, dude. - It's like the burger equivalent of the gluck gluck dick, you know? - No. - What? what's a gluck gluck? - What? - You ever heard of, "Call Her Daddy?" - No, what is gluck gluck? Is that, is that salt and pepper? - In a way.
- In a way, yeah. - [Bobby] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's spice. - It's spice. - [Mike] Yes. - Is that a way women jerk guys up? - It's more, it's more
the sound, think about it. - [George] I'm so sorry. - So they go, gluck gluck? - As they, as they - - As a default of the effort. - [Mike] Correct. - So like, penis is in my mouth. I go, gluck, gluck. - No, you don't say gluck, gluck. - Like I'm choking - - You don't say - - Locking a gun? - Someone's gotta do it. - I think it's gotta be you. 'Cause you have that, you have
that Twitter scandal where. - I did have a dick sucking scandal. - Okay, go ahead. So you gonna do the noise
with the gluck, gluck? - Yeah. - [George] Oh, damn.
- Alright, go ahead. - It's like, it's like. - Let me close my, let me
get the scenario, okay? So a bony white girl with no butt, you know what I mean, is in my room. - [Logan] Yeah. - Right. - [Mike] A polygon. She's like hey, I'm like, hi, right? I gotta do the scenario. - [Logan] Just left - - Not yet, not yet. Anyway, what do you wanna do today? I wanna suck on something. I go, okay, I pull my pants down. - Yeah.
- Right? And do I get hard first or do I wait for the
gluck gluck to happen? - You're soft until the
gluck gluck happens. - Right? - Oh, that's not true, that's not true. - No? - 'Cause gluck, gluck's not step one. - Yeah, but if you're with
a girl with a boney ass who's a blank, you're gonna be soft until the gluck gluck happens. - That's true, that's very good.
- Not for him. He wants that. - No, I like that.
Yeah, you're right. - So you're hard. - Right, so she's already gone through. - So she's like, um, hey. And I'm mid hard. - [Mike] Yes, half hard. I'll get, sorry. - I'm half hard, right? - [Logan] That's right. - And then, so she sticks
her lips on my guy, Toki, that's my name. - [George] Toki. - Toki, The Dumb Dumb's
my penis name, by the way. - [Mike] Yep. - That's fantastic, mine's
name is Chief Wahoo. - Fuck yeah, maybe they'll beat one day. - No, no, not fight. But like, maybe they'll
go out for a meal or, you know what I mean? They'll go to the Wee Spa. - Vawter. - Yeah, maybe they'll,
you know what I mean? We can lay on a table and they could just have a convo. - Okay. - No, no, do you wanna have a? What's your name? Chief what? - Chief Wahoo. - Chief Wahoo, Toki the
Dumb Dumb on the table. And we'll have a little conversation. We'll have some bread and some butter and we'll, and some like,
you know what I mean? Apple juice, Toki loves
apple juice, right? And then we'll just, how about we'll do
googly eyes on the tips? - That be funny, dude. - Don't act like you
haven't done that before. - No, I have. - Googly's on, and right? And we'll just do like, what's your, what does Chief sound
like if he was a talk? - Ooh. - That's it? - [Logan] That was perfect. - That's the cheap, ooh. - [Logan] It was a preface,
but it was perfect. - Mine goes, Toki goes, ah, right? - And you go, ooh. - And I'll go, ah, right? And then maybe they'll spit on each other. - Whoa. - Whoa, too much? - They can't spit, like. - Oh, it can, if you do this. - If you do a gluck, gluck. - Which sounds like - - Alright, do the gluck, gluck. - I don't know if I could do it. - Brother, let me.
- I know, I know, I know. - Let me.
- I know, I know. - The chance of you, no pun intended, pulling out of this joke is zero to sleep. You are, you have to do the gluck gluck. - We'll sit here all fucking night. - I'm pulling it up on
YouTube because I can't do it. I can't do it, I can't do it. - [Mike] Bro. - Okay, I've never even tried,
I've never even practiced. - But that's what's funny about it. If, how about this? How about this? Logan, before you, oh - - Oh, that video's from 12 years ago. - Bro, are you fucking
stupid or just high? - Mike, you do the gluck, gluck. - I never agreed to fucking do it. He will fucking, Bobby,
don't say anything. - Oh, oh, oh! The third video I got, look it. Shorts, gluck, gluck 9,000. But that's Mike's ex girlfriend. - Oh, then she's cute. - Her name's Lana Rhodes and she's the number one
porn star in the world. - We're not doing this.
- I know Lana. - No, we're not doing this today, listen. - I love her, she's very talented. - She does it. - She does - - [Actor] Like, both
hands at the same time? - [Lana] You like that? - [Mike] Yeah, gluck, gluck, 9,000. This is what it makes - - That's your voice. - Look at the size of that. - Oh, that was Mike, that was Mike's vlog. - For the love of Christ, Bobby, don't. I wanted to do an activity. Don't say anything for
the next 30 seconds. Let him sit in the
pressure to make the sound. How much ad revenue you
wanna lose today, buddy? People are clicking off. - Bro, I don't even know
what gluck, gluck is. - Make the fucking sound! - I'll do gluck, gluck and I don't even know what the fuck it is. Here we go, right? - Well, no, that's just choking on a cock - Oh okay, alright. I don't know what it is, alright? - Just fucking - - No, that's warmup, that's warmup. - Let me try, lemme try, right? - Nope, that's choking. - [Bobby] Oh, that's choking again? - It's more throat. - Oh! I got it. - Well, that's choking on the cock. - [Logan] Did you? - [Mike] Yes. - Right, right, wow. That's gluck gluck. - And it's accompanied. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Accompanied, by a twisting
motion of the hands. Well, that's also, now imagine the size of
the dick that you need for that to be - - Well, they could do two fingers. - Whoa. - For me, they would do two fingers. - [Logan] Whoa. - Yeah, yeah, so they, that's still there. - [Logan] That's an expert. - Yeah, if you got a crab
giving you a blowjob, you're dealing with an expert. - A little, I'm on the
beach, a little crab, right? - [Mike] Yeah, yeah. - Their pincers. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Alright, so that's what, I learned something new from you guys. - Well - - Gluck, gluck 9,000.
- We perfected it, t was brought by Alex
Cooper and Online Addy, she has a big podcast.
- [Bpbby] Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you've dated Lana Rhodes. - No, no. - Shut up, man! Shut the fuck up, man. Don't you hate dudes like this? - [Logan] Yeah. - Good looking dudes with like, had like the top elite badge and they're like, ah, no big deal. - I'll never get her. Hey, look at me, Mike. I'll never get her. - How do you know? - Because I've tried,
not her specifically, but I've tried other ones,
you know what I mean? They won't even return
my phone. dms or nothing. - No, way. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I feel like we could
probably change that. - Hold on, hold on. One to 10, What's the hottest
girl you've been with? - I think Kalaila, 8.5, 9. - Look, can I? - I know, yeah, she's beautiful. - Is she, wait, do you have
a podcast with this girl and she's your ex, right? - Yeah, but we still do it. - Is that odd? - No. - How is that not odd? - 'Cause I love her. - Inside and out.
- We're friends, yeah. - Yeah, we'll be friends forever. - I love that. - But for your new relationships, don't have a problem with that? - I don't have any new ones. - [Logan] Right. - That's why I came on
this, so Mike can teach me. - When you do, I imagine, especially if you fall deep, deep in love. - Oh, this girl's. - Yeah, she's beautiful. - Oh my God, I can't
believe you got this girl. - Now that's racist. - [Mike] That's racist. - That's so racist. You know what, dude? No, put that away. Put it away, I wanna address that. - Hold on a second. - I wanna address that. - So racist. - How is that racist? - Because I'm a fucking 10. - I think your personality's a 10. - No, no, no. It is, no, fuck you. If you like minions, right? Like, you like yellow,
you know what I mean? Featureless, you know what I mean? - [Mike] Animated, yeah. - You know, whatever, right? And if that's your thing, I'm a 10, right? - Yeah, you actually are
incredibly good looking for a minion. - Yeah, exactly, right? But I also think I asked.
- I'm not - - This is so fucked up. - No, no, no. - It's, here's - - It's because, well,
I wanna say something. - No, I wanna say something first. - Well, I was gonna say something. - 'Cause our society, right, deems this is good looking
and this is not, right? But those are just opinions. - I think you're good looking. - I am. - [Mike] I think you're good looking. - I'm sexy as fuck. - I agree, I totally agree. - Especially bro, 'cause I
was just going on Google here. - [Bobby] Yeah. - When you have the kind of beanie and just the mustache look, you have some looks that I'm like, damn, Bobby Lee's like,
you look edgy here, dude. - Yeah, I'm pure edge. That's pure edge dude, right? Let me say something right now, dude. - I take it back, you're hot as fuck. Especially here, Bobby, especially - - That's fucking hot, bro. - Bro because your confidence,
your confidence is unmatched. - [Mike] Dude, unmatched. - And that'll bring you to the 10. - [Bobby] Right. - Yep. - I look like somebody drew me, right? I look like I'm animated. And if you're into that, what's so funny, man? Bro, your look, dude, I don't even wanna get
into your look, dude, okay? - Wait, why'd you break up with her? - You're like, if Oscar
Isaac ate everything, that's what he looks like. If Oscar Isaac just ate
everything, like, and "Dune," he ate all the sand,
you would look like him. You don't look good either. Fuck you Mike, George. - Why do you Keep bringing me up? - I'm tired of this fucking
guy, his fucking sneaky laughs. - I think he's tired of himself, bro. He gets a little further
back every time I look. He was supported. - Just screwed up. - He was supporting your joke by laughing. - Oh he was? Ah, my bad, I attacked you for no reason. - Tried to assault him. - Bobby? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Did you break up with this
girl live on the podcast? 'Cause that's good material. - No, but we did address it on the podcast and we talk about it and
listen, we're best friends. We did this podcast
seven, eight years ago. It's a success. We just signed to do
it on a bigger company. - [Logan] Congrats. - And we moved on and you know, it's very, it's a good business. But you know, you can still mindfully break up with somebody that you love with and still work with them
and still have love. - [Mike] Of course. - And all that resentment and anger, you deal with that as,
you know, but I love her. I've loved all my girlfriends and I still have relationships with them. You know what I mean? If I was walking down the street and I saw any of my
ex-girlfriends, I would hug them. How are you? I love you.
- [Logan] Hundred percent. - How things? - My question is.
- [Bobby] Yeah. Surely there's some sort of sexual tension or like chemistry. - Like if you're on the podcast. - Flirtatious chemistry. - You guys are sitting there, right? And you're talking about
some deep fucking topic, like, I don't even know, your favorite cheeseburger right, in LA, and you say this joke and she's like, wow, Bobby, that one was such a zinger. And you look at it and you're like, yeah, that was a good one. Also, your toes look really nice today. Like, you guys never just all of a sudden start like gravitating toward - - [Logan] Like back, back to the - - [Mike] That's wild. - Why? - I'm just not, I'm not familiar
with that type of behavior. - Yeah, I mean the relation,
let's go back a reel, now we're doing reel. - Yes. - Let's go back to the reel, okay? There are certain, he is clocked out. - Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. - George has been under a
tremendous amount of abuse. - Let me, no, no, George, George, George. - No, no, stop, George. I want you over here with me. - [Bobby] George, George, George! - George, I want you over here with me. - Chase him down. - George, I really have
a question for you. - You find him, George? No, go get him. Go get him, he, I try, I said this. He walked and that's a first. And now we're gonna have to deal with the fallout of this episode. - [Bobby] Logan, Mike, let me - - for the next two fucking months. I swear to God, Bobby Lee, you
fucking pissed off my cohost. He's probably crying in the driveway. - You know, the Beatles
could have lost Ringo. - Oh, yeah, oh man,
shout out to the miming. - Okay. - Yeah, but we just took - - If Ringo left, they would be like, oh let's just shoot fucking Abby Road, we'll record Abby Road. - We just shot a new profile picture. - Yeah, I know. I'm saying is, is that - - [Logan] We need him. That attitude right there
was just unprofessional. - It was a bit unprofessional. - It was unprofessional. - [Logan] Yeah, it was. - Listen, I'm a guest, right? I feel like I feel hurt and abandoned. - [Logan] I know. - I feel rejected. - [Logan] Me too. - And this was fucked up, bro. Alright, so if he doesn't
come, because I gotta go now. - [Logan] No, I know, I know. You got 'til five. - If he doesn't come back here. If he doesn't come back here by the time I'm done, I'm walking. - Get him. - What the fuck? - You get him, I'll keep
the conversation going. - [Logan] Yeah, yeah, yeah. He better come back, because. - Logan, I'm telling
you something right now. Hey, so Mike. - [Mike] Yeah. - You're the real talent on this. - [Mike] Yeah. - You know that. - [Mike] You're telling me, buddy, I know. - No.
- Trust me. - This fucking leaguing Paul, what's his other brother's name, Jacko? - [Mike] Jake, Jacko. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jacko Paul, right? - [Mike] Yeah. - You can just cut this
and do your own thing, bud. You're dude, you're mad. You're, you're charismatic. Question for you. - You're sexy. - No, let me just, lock
eyes with me, right? What? He's coming back? Good, love your podcast, man, so dope. - He was just saying that as
long as we stay together, bro, the thing can go to the moon, brother. - Yeah, yeah, you guys are wham. - What? - He's just saying like, as
long as we stay together, this thing can go to the moon. - You guys are like Simon and Garfunkel. - Oh, you say, as long
as we stay together, we're going to the moon? - [Bobby] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well, fuck, that sucks. - You're Paul Simon, you're Garfunkel. - George isn't coming back. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not? - Nah, I lied. - He's not coming back? - Uh-uh. - Absolutely.
- Why, did I really hurt him? Be honest with me. - So. - Well, it wasn't just you also. So I'm gonna be honest. - Is he really mad, this fucking guy? - [Logan] Hey, yeah, yeah. - I too am confused. - I'm not, I'll be honest, I'm not. And I'm gonna tell the
audience, saying all this. He's took a little abuse on this episode. You know, it was, he got vulnerable. - See, I got too mean, and
George and my guys over here. You guys are supposed to check me. - No, but, but no, but - - It wasn't too mean. - No, he's a comedian, he's a comedian. He's, like, we're all just joking. We're just fucking around. Just fucking around. It was all fun and jest. - So I came here for a specific reason and I need your favor for you. - [Mike] Okay. - Within the next four to six months, will you do Tiger Belly? - I would love to. Don't forget that I
reached out to you first. - [Bobby] Okay. Not saying can you come on mine? I said, what do I have to
do to get on your podcast? - And secondly, you know, you have a lot of followers
on Instagram, right? I'm almost at a million. - I saw that, I just, I just followed you. - Right. - Can you help me get to a million? - I would love to. - I don't wanna ask, but it's like - - No, I got -
- I've never asked before, right, but I just feel
like that's a good number. - I got this. You're you're a fantastic
guest, I love you. - [Bobby] Yeah. - And I actually think you
deserve so much success. - And now will I, am I
invited back on your podcast? - Anytime. - Can I be real? - You're amazing. - Can I? - I'm not kidding, bro. I thought that crossed my mind. - [Bobby] Yeah. - We gotta do something. - No we, dude, my dick just got fucking. - [Logan] We gotta do something, bro. - We are gonna do something, right? - [Logan] Yeah. - And I could replace George. - Is he coming back? Oh, he's not coming back. - He's not coming back? You can say that. - Is he really mad? - [Dylan] I thought he was kidding. - No, no, me too, I
thought he was kidding. - I didn't, I didn't think he was kidding. - Oh, I have beef with the guy? - [Logan] Yeah. - I didn't do anything wrong! - I know, but you have beef now. - I fixed this by myself,
I fixed this episode. - Yeah but, I didn't do anything wrong. - I know, but you regardless,
you got beef with him. - No. - [Dylan] I don't think
he's gonna bother you. - Oh, he's mad at you guys, not me. - We're not backing you. - He definitely can't. - No, you didn't love. - No, fuck you, audience you saw it. Don't fucking even try that. - No, no. - I passed him the rock. I stood up from the whole fucking show, don't even fucking try that shit. - What part was it? What part was it? - [Dylan] It's not anything specific. - He just took a lot of abuse. - Well, it's just, I've
had a few rough days, we've been traveling. - Wait, has he done that before? - He's wanted to. - And he gets that sensitive? - Yeah. - Well, can I, can I keep
defending him please? Because no one's - - Try. - Okay. - That chair is a tough chair. The guests, you, okay. Your respect for George
and also for this show will be analyzed by the audience, by your direction facing
George on this show. - Which I noticed in the beginning. - [Crew member] Always
that seat, it's tough. - No, no, no, no. - Yes, it's very hard, I'm not saying. - No, no, no. - I'm not late. - In the beginning, in
the beginning, Bobby, about the first half
when George was involved, he was, and you're not,
this can't be negated. You are inclusive, you
were left to your right. And based on that metric
that you described, he was doing great, but
George kind of turned off. - Got it. - Well, no, he did the monologue. - And then you said - - The monologue is where he went awry. - [Logan] Right. - It went awry there and he
lost, you know what I mean? And then should have
called it out, which I did. - No, no, I think he thinks that even though at the end we
made a joke about the length, he thinks we weren't listening and have discredited the entire monologue, which is not the case. - Which wasn't true, he loved it. - He's not separated it. - Live in the moment is
what he is trying to say. - Yeah, I know, I know. - Can I ask you a question? Side topic? - Mike, go ahead. - Why is, do you really want? - Go ahead, Mike. - You want him, do you
want him on Tiger Belly or do you want me, because - - Listen, I don't Logan to walk. - I'll walk, I'll walk. - I don't want Logan to walk. - I will walk, goddamn show. - You're a cloud chaser. - No, I'm not a cloud chaser. - You motherfucking
cloud chaser, Bobby Lee. - I'm not a cloud chaser,
but can I say something? - You're chased by clouds every day. - And this is the truth, before
I came into this building, I didn't know who fuck you were, dog. - Oh, it's not gonna go your way. You may be laughing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you better sit back up. - Well, you're the cheeseburger guy? Big deal, right? But you have convinced me, alright? - Yes. - I want him, alright? No, I love cheeseburgers, but we'll go down that
road together, right. But I have a feeling bro, that you know, we are gonna see each other again. - [Mike] Yeah. - And we're gonna do
high and mighty things. There's a good chemistry. You know what, I'll be the fourth guy. - Dude, I'm not kidding. - [Bobby] Yeah, yeah. - I'm not kidding. - I'll be the fourth guy, I'll come in and listen, I'm gonna,
next time I come here, I'm gonna bring George a gift. I'm gonna make amends, right? I'm gonna make it right, because that's who I am
as a person, alright? I'll see you soon. - Yeah, yeah, absolutely. - One day. - Fuck. - Right, George never. - Yeah. - Ever, probably.
- [Logan] Yeah. - I'll fuck with him here. He's never coming into my house. Because what he did there, right? - [Logan] Yes. - So disrespectful. - Yeah, yeah, you're the guest. - I'm the guest. - Guys, Bobby Lee live on Instagram. - Oh, shit. - He's at 922,000, which means he's 78,000 away from hitting a million followers. That's a milestone. - That's a milestone for me. - Better hope none of those
followers are George fans. 'Cause you're going in reverse, buddy. - [Logan] I know, I know. - I, no, no crazy. I wanna get on my hands and knees? I wanna say something to George fans. - Okay. - [Dylan] Call George? - No, no, no. - That'll be, that'll be - - Fuck George. - That'll be bad. - I wanna do it like this. - [Logan] Alright. - Okay? Which one? Right there? Dear George fans, okay? My name is Bobby Lee, and what I wanna say is that
I'm a huge fan of George. I love his thick beard. His eyebrows are grizzly, but I love it. - Yeah, yeah. - It's like he's from "The Revanant." - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, like just wooly. And he could survive a cold, cold place. - [Logan] Cold, cold wind. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. He is, he looks like one
thing, but he's the other. - Yeah. So he's Christian, but
he's the other, right? But I think he's very talented. He's a sweet guy, he's intelligentia. And he really, right? - Just threw Spanish in there. - Yeah. I threw it in there. He's intelligentsia, right? And I am gonna make it right with him the next time I'm here. And I really will, I will
pull focus toward him. I will, I will make it right. I'll give him a fucking
spa package or something. - [Logan] Yeah, yeah. - So thank you for so much
for having me on your podcast. I really had a great time and I thank you. (audience applauding) - He got on his hands and
knees for, for Pete's sake. Bobby Lee, ladies and gentlemen, Thank you for giving us
the time and energy today. Please go follow on Instagram and also while you're doing
it, subscribe to this channel. We will get George back. - And go show George some love. Maybe send him some nice DM's or honestly, in all honesty, send him a Cash APP. - Yeah, you could Cash APP. - We'll drop his Cash APP. - Cash APP him. - Yeah, comment to come. - Peace.
He looks like Oscar Isaac ate all the sand on Dune was a fucking killer line.
God damn Bobby is a funny bastard.
I bet this was way better than the impaulsive with Brandon schab
Bobby makes everything better
That dude walking off omfg what a sook 😂😂
He hurt one of the cohosts feelings. Lmao
Bobby does the same routine on every podcast he's on...single someone out to bully and then find someone to act slightly gay and submissive towards.
This is how I actually break down and listen to a Logan Pail podcast? 2023 gonna be one for the books.
Is it just me or is Bobby back in action? Ever since they had moved into the new house, Bobby had dialed down on his edgy jokes. While I love papa and the TB family, I honestly stopped watching TB for a while cause it was getting too cutesy and shit. But from this podcast, I'm getting the classic TB vibes, and I fucking love it.
I hope Bobby is able to bring the same energy and quick wit in the upcoming TB episodes, I've missed the old TB for too long.
oh my god, Bobby Lee absolutely hurts that other co-host George’s feelings and it shows in his Oscar Isaac face