MIKE MAJLAK COMES CLEAN ABOUT EVERYTHING | JEFF FM | Ep. 2

[Music] and now it's just keep that there i might have to throw up any second these alternative medicines are really getting to me i'm up to 64 pills a day feeling good i'm feeling good it's good to be back another episode of jeff fm hold on let me do my yeah baby we're back we're gonna be starting from the bottom of the barrel here and that is why i had christian here last week because he's the only guy i know that is absolute [ __ ] nobody we found him on craigslist who should we have this week i don't know maybe the guy that's canceled and he's just slightly more relevant than christian and he got all his fame from his friend and his ex-girlfriend yes that's right he is mike magikalaklak who gives a [ __ ] it doesn't matter anyway we're all living in a simulation false warm false alarm it's not going to happen yet i'm grateful for my guest today because he is currently in a time of misery he is being canceled i've been there i know what it feels like it's dark i like mud i'm always in the mud that's right the mud is not fun for some and i can say that when i was down in the mud it is not a nice place to be especially when you're an ex-drug abuser like myself and i'm sure many others watching this show and the guest of the show has used a lot of drugs and when everybody hates you and you feel like your life is over sometimes you just want to go back to just sticking a needle in your arm and just letting all the pain go away temporarily but that's not how we deal with our problems anymore we've learned a lesson there's alternative ways to treat your depression and that's talking about it mike's not here it was supposed to be a six o'clock episode it is six oh five and he's not here so we'll [ __ ] throw him a call is that him oh that's mike sheffer come on in let's come sit down over there you put the headphones on are you recording right now is this for real um we're just we're just warming up i'm about to facetime the guests that didn't show up and we're gonna find out why he's not here you're live on the show we're wondering where you're at how's that possible because we're innovative over here bro it's not like some [ __ ] low budget [ __ ] you do over at impulsive i got guys from spacex in the booth go flip around show them here no we i could see you yeah you want to see the guys show them you show them who's pressing the buttons so i don't get in trouble [Laughter] is this how we're doing this no you're supposed to be here at six o'clock so i got this other mic here this [ __ ] jackal this [ __ ] came to promote his podcast we had a collaboration plan at 6 00 p.m you don't want to just do this like this you want me to come there it's up to you i'd rather have you live 10 minutes away you're an influencer mike you live in la you know i'll i'll just call i'll just come there right now we're having a good time bro we got lacroix no i know it's fun here there's nothing i want more than to collaborate with you right you have nothing else going on i mean dave porton i cut the [ __ ] dave portnoy sound bites he's not on here anymore we're done we squashed that beef we ended it he's dead we put the nail in the coffin let's put on some clothes and come over there bro okay all right we're excited to have you here where the [ __ ] is this part there we go finally i have three [ __ ] morons in the bathroom finally they [ __ ] hit a sound bite at the right timing comedically all right all right no that was you stephen best employee hell yeah that was me are you gonna stop recording now that i'm here um no we could talk to you for a little bit mike because um we got some time to kill so this was what mike the co-host episode and you're just calling as many co-hosts named mike as you could find i forgot you you're been a [ __ ] co-host i forgot you did anything but [ __ ] try to sue people i'm healing up the sunglasses will come off soon you know we're getting there the eye surgeries are coming along nice my eyes a millimeter too high on this side if you can look at it it's kind of you still talking about it i know one eye [ __ ] out of this though god damn this is this red line is that's new this is microdermabrasion it's scar treatment so i'm trying to get rid of that how handsome are you trying to get like i'm trying to be the best i can mike you've been out here now you're doing all this plastic surgery i thought you're a new york guy you came out to l.a chill with plastic surgery it's reconstructive surgery i'm trying to get back to what i was i'm not trying to enhance myself or make myself look like somebody i'm not i'm the same person i was ever since i was a little baby i had big chubby cheeks my whole life people use their hair people used to pinch them you know i get accused of botox you know it it is what it is you want you want to have a water over there you can have a little water it looks like a bottle of piss jeff i think we left them on the sun for a couple days was this nerf made this there's nothing wrong with it it's just a little sun yellowed oh look at us jeff we look good huh it's nice over here huh very innovative this is pretty cool to see uh a live action who's in the bathroom is kyle in the in the shower these are cdc guidelines you're following with that no it has nothing to do with the cdc he has gilbertson syndrome it has nothing to do with the the other thing the other virus that comes from i'm not going to say it kyle is in the shower because he has gilberton syndrome it's not going to be the topic of every episode he's he's fading we're losing kyle but i already lost christian what happened to him um didn't like fans didn't like him i listen to my fans i read the comments they don't like him they want him out booted he's done so you brought the most popular co-host you had mike schaffer back you were hated by yeah i tried to get mike magella over here for uh a couple weeks now but he's been going through a real tough time so just facetime yeah yeah he's logan paul's friend and lana rhodes ex-boyfriend but he's also become a friend of mine recently because we could relate to a lot of stuff and that's why i wanted to have him on also because i don't want to feel pressured to have big celebrities on here every week i want normal average joes like you and my friends that will come by and like guys like mike you know it's a lot more comfortable environment because at the end of the day everybody's coming here for you you know they're coming here for you know i mean you got a button for that i mean uh everybody's coming here for me you know i'm here for you jeff so i got some stuff i want to talk about i want to talk about how well first of all let's talk about that the sound bites people saying we're ripping them ripping off h3 i know some of you guys watch frenemies and you think that they created the sound board you seven year olds have you ever heard of the [ __ ] radio this is jeff fm this is a radio show radio is a thing that you have in the car that if you don't plug your phone into the aux cord you press one of the channels and then they do [ __ ] like this they [ __ ] turn it off turn it off turn it off turn around if you practice with this or you just oh no i just i'll practice i'll practice with time i want to see people see my growth as we go to even [ __ ] watch howard stern i mean sound bites have been a thing for [ __ ] thousands of years people have been using them since the [ __ ] pyramids yeah yeah they had hieroglyphics on their [ __ ] sound boards do you want to talk share your opinion on the israel-palestine conflict whose side are you on on the war jeff you're trying to be professional here you have people paying you money now for these episodes this isn't free listen to me listen to me listen to me let's see john you got a responsibility to these people listen to put out quality content you can't just okay i will i will address i will address the problems that are going on in the world but i am one man and i can only do so much here with my team of employees from they left spacex to come work for me here in the bathroom i think i saw elon talked about one of those kids on they're pissed they're pissed because elon's crashing the market and then he's manipulating it's going up and down and then i put all my money in and then i [ __ ] i got scared and i sold it and then it shot back up today but you know i'm not complaining because life's good you know whatever it's okay i'm just trying to do my best over here and yeah there is big problems in the world and i'm not going to pick a side like gigi hadid did and i know you stand by one side um the side i stand on is the side of your loyalty yeah well you're loyal to your people and i respect that my people are the human race that's that's what i believe nice good answer you're [ __ ] good you want to be my publicist i can i yeah sure do you need a publicist yeah you can hit china hit china hit china [Music] china china i think you just need a little bit of practice but that's not your style you just go in 100 miles an hour blindfold on let's just crash we'll pick up the pieces later it doesn't matter if it's you know nothing makes sense and it's all looks like a big mess yeah i i just uh we got to cut to the sponsors for a second today yes today's episode is sponsored by heroine what agency if you want to ruin your life do heroin that's a dark piece that's that's it for the sponsors for today i don't know if that was the exact talking points that they wanted me to say that's all we got really so far um the rest of the questions were for mike magellan you want to ask me the questions that you're going to ask him and i can just answer them to the best of my ability how how is it dealing with everyone hating you does everyone receiving hate comments and and gossip sites talking about you saying you're a misogynist and you're uh a clown chaser and you know you look like a low budget adam sandler are you pointing these questions with me or the guy they actually work for both of you which is surprisingly and you guys both names mike so that's very funny and interesting so i guess you could go ahead and answer that one for mike a low budget adam sandler is it was that the question yes um adam sandler was my idol growing up i looked up to guys like him i know you look up to fictional characters like people from goodfellas and the godfather but uh you know he was a do you like having this power over me or if you don't like something i'm saying you just cut me off with a box yeah we prepared for mike magic how's things going with you pretty good man i'm as good as i've been in a long time how's your test seriously it's great i think elon just updated the tesla it feels a lot faster now that i've been driving around like the last couple days so that's been really fun have you checked your testosterone levels lately yeah yeah yeah why did my body because your voice just cracked i think your estrogen levels are peaking yeah uh that was a big problem for me growing up the first day of how's your sex drive it's great uh top notch oh that sounds dangerous almost too much the way you answered that and seeing a new girl so things have been going pretty good okay good for you it must be nice it is yeah it makes no sense at all uh i've been dealing with my eye surgery so i haven't been hanging out with many girls because i'm insecure about my eye the worst is definitely over you've i saw you at your lowest and i don't think i've seen it at your highest yet i think you're still you're still on your way there you're so dumb i can't even believe that i'm answering your question you know i've been an [ __ ] this first half of this episode and i like to apologize for being so narcissistic and it's really just an insecurity it's it's the way i deal with it i i make fun of other people because i'm insecure myself right now i'm dealing with some serious mental issues and i'm taking all my anger out on all the all the people here that come along to help me steven you put on sunglasses too but where did you get those ones switch sunglasses with me i want those leave the music on leave the music on but i want them mike can you can you swap these can you swap our sunglasses yeah can't have the [ __ ] the interns out shining can you hear me right there with you [ __ ] no no no no i'm gonna freak out steven what the [ __ ] is this are you using again not in no oscar took it for me and i haven't i've been able to hit it in like an hour an hour bro that this is going to kill your [ __ ] lungs you're 18 years old you're going to die before you could even [ __ ] drink alcohol legally you're going to die before gilbert and it's and this is even lamer than [ __ ] kyle's gilbertson's disease if it's mine this is my my body my choice if you're gonna [ __ ] do anything smoke cigarettes i will buy a goddamn pack of cigarettes smoking a damn usb cord cooler it's you're bringing down the whole reputation of the whole crew here what you guys do reflects back on me if you're walking around smoking that stupid usb cord then oh jeff's whole crew is soft they smoke [ __ ] they smoke jewels i don't do it to not act salt act soft or har wait you're making us all look bad i just i can see why you call me here jeff this banter is this is painstaking to watch you talked to three guys in a bathroom and you needed what's your relationship with jonah right now oh i haven't seen him in a while i think people want to know what your current status with jonah is i saw you went by the restaurant and uh well my current status is i was struggling with the barbershop show i was struggling with my vision to see the hair i want to be the best at everything i might not be the best at one specific thing but i'm trying to combine all of my skills and bring them into one thing that i could create something original and be the best at that whether it's this or whether it's a [ __ ] barbershop show i'm gonna give it my all if i got one [ __ ] eye or no eyes i'm gonna keep on going no matter what hell yeah you know what let's take a caller i want to call my favorite person ever lincoln was a guest on the beefy boys and he was the star of the show even though he didn't walk away with the money because he was cheated by jonah when jonah did his weight cut and he water loaded before the weigh-ins because he had inside information that we were going to be doing the weigh-ins and we're going to start up the new series yes so he drank two gallons of water the day of the weigh-in now two gallons of water eight pounds so he put on 16 pounds of water before the show even started yeah so all he had to do was chill piss out that water throughout the week and then he's 16 pounds ahead guess what he won the competition by 8 pounds 16 pounds he literally did nothing and took the [ __ ] money out of hard-working people airsoft worked his ass off we thought we were gonna have to airlift him out we thought we're gonna have to get a helicopter to get him off the top of that mountain but lincoln i'm proud of you man you are the only one to continue sticking with the beefy boys project and i just i miss you guys too we're just starting up this new podcast because you know we've been running into some trouble you know the internet people like to get into it with each other so now we have a voice of our own and we've been pretty successful last week we took out some blackmailers we took out some guys uh that this weird show of these two guys they were saying that i was milking my uh traumatic accident and so that makes no sense at all i wish i had that button here makes no sense at all we will be cutting you in on uh royalties for your sound bites here because they are the funniest moments still of of the podcast and man it's just so great to see you i i have so many things i want to tell you but how are you doing well man been pretty good um ups and downs but currently down in the florida right now are you down in florida yeah took a little fishing trip today oh man there's nothing like a good old fishing trip to clear your head you know all you got to do is just go out on a boat with your brothers maybe your old man and go catch a fish and that's it that's what life's about almost caught a grouper earlier yuck them didn't set the hook hey you'll get them next time how about everything else what's up ups and downs you know we're all facing ups and downs everybody is in the world suicide rates are higher than ever depression is higher than ever it's a real thing and that's why i think you know have you caught up with my series where i opened up about the whole accident oh yeah man yeah i got to be honest you were one of the one of the main people that inspired me to open up because i know it takes a lot you know guys like us we don't we just want to go on stage and tell jokes but at the time i feel like people are not necessarily just wanting to see people lie about happiness we're going through a tough time all of us so you know it helps to know that other people are experiencing things like that too so i've been getting bullied by it by jeff for a little bit but i know he means it would love he's a tough exterior but inside i know he's you know he's a good guy he's got a lot of love to give and i know you you were able to showcase that through some of the work you guys did together and just wanted to say uh you know i i would like to meet you someday hopefully that's sooner than later and uh thank you for introducing him to the world that uh you know i i didn't get to know thank you yeah i mean having a platform one of the most beautiful things about it you know it's not just about the money it's that i'm able to find talent i was going into my eye surgery i don't know if you saw that it's on the patreon but i was going into my eye surgery in utah and that's when i discovered you and we were recording and oscar came up to me it's like one of the patreon deleted scenes videos and i was like man this guy has talent and i got to get him out here i want people to know about him what's your progress your your weight loss progress so far since it's all good that doesn't i mean you know he's lost weight he's lost more weight after the show he's the i think he's the only one that kept going after the show is that right 30 pounds since the god damn 30 real pounds too not like the contra i don't know if you heard the controversy with jonah but he did cheat on the show and we are pressing charges but pressing charges the way the way i press charges yeah the new york way lincoln i'm gonna hit you up after the show i want to catch up with you for real like that you know just you and me man-to-man get that sit down sit down here sit down here sit down uh mike's a big fan of you too this is our main guest that we want to have on the show sit down so we can get you grab the mic grab the mic oh you really got the heat bumping in here huh is it hot in here yeah it's it's ice cold just take us take a sip of the water this is uh this is urine no that's just we it was in there they got a little sun on it we had it out we keep them outside here because we've got a lot of room in the house so they're all the same they're all the same waters this is supposed to be like another plant like here no this is not assumption like i saw on facetime i'm so sorry bye lincoln everybody said no wait wait wait wait let mike say hello because mike's a big fan mike mike's mike are you [ __ ] serious you just missed them god damn what a shame okay mike uh your your time here is done if you could just if you want to hang out you can but keep your words keep like i'm like also okay that's that's enough that's what's going on i like him just in general well you guys have a lot in common you're both named mike you're both uh look like adam sandler wannabes you both have had i'm not i i have curly you both have a sex addiction they're both clown chasers who's that guy in the bathroom he has gilbert syndrome it's a disease it's not that's not the that's not the white supremacist from the vlog right he remembers no wait no no that's not the same guy no it's not me we gave him the wrong haircut okay wait is that the same guy my intention was to give him it is the same guy my intention was to get to give him a haircut that made him look like a badass drummer because he looked like such a such a soft just like a marshmallow he looks like the softest human ever and i wanted to make him look like a badass and he just looks like a baby now he looks like a giant baby and a white supremacist giant baby but he's not he loves all people equally most of his friends from maryland where he's from are african-american so he's not a white supremacist i can vouch for that i give you my word but back to what no i mean it does the technology that we have here so i just i don't have to clap as well right super innovative over here you know how did you get all that money did you end up uh i'm actually hurting oh i'm doing good today coinbase uh cryptos is back up yeah i saw that i was stressed man yeah but you didn't sue anyone right for what okay enough no i i chose not to sue i know i know some people in this room do not agree with that who's who's that oh you actually is he's like his only jewish friend so he assumes i'm an attorney he assumes i'm a publicist he assumes i'm good with money is your last name does let me uh i mean you know what [ __ ] it i'm going off the book i don't need it i had notes i had questions for you but you got [ __ ] prepared to be honest i just want to learn about you i want wanna i wanna know how you're doing right now i mean i'm good today the thing about it is like i've been very vocal since i started making content and like coming on the scene here that i struggle with anxiety and depression and you know a host of other mental um issues um that played in a lot with like addiction and stuff like that and i think anytime you know a bunch of uncomfortable [ __ ] happens even if it was just the uncomfort of the transition of um you know leaving the house that i've been at and logan moving to puerto rico and the breakup and all the [ __ ] that's happened over the past why are you making that little smirk i'm not making a smirk i'm just that's how that's how my face is i just kind of like when i'm when i'm listening i i don't i disregard what my facial expression is but you can just do anything are you the kind of guy that laughs at funerals i i mean i make a joke out of everything that's just what i do i try to make fun of every single thing when i'm in pain that's i think when i'm on my funniest you know because there's just more stuff to joke about i think when you're [ __ ] when you go broke when you lose all your money it that's that's comedy you know i don't know there's i just like to look at things like everything's a big joke i mean if you can do that that's extremely powerful i can do that when i get in the zone when i get in the mode when i get in here i know it's time to [ __ ] around and this is the time to make people laugh and i do it when i [ __ ] with people i can go to the [ __ ] i go to starbucks and i'll have a conversation with the barista and try to make them laugh but you know you put out a lot of content you do a podcast you guys when you were content loading for logan to leave puerto rico you guys were doing what four three episodes a day we were doing i think we did 12 or 14 episodes in the six days before he left yeah that's in something like that it was it was wild alongside you know the night shift which was an episode a week twitch streams every day um whatever other business i don't have any employees personally i don't have an assistant i don't have a manager you need to you need to get help i know i need to invest in infrastructure but um i just hired an assistant and everybody thought like you know i was getting a lot of dms of like girls that like or just got out of college and want to intern i hired a very short gay mexican man i was smart and he is the best he is a [ __ ] he's an adult he has experience he's expensive but he's an ex-assistant for a president of a major film studio like huge film studio and then he worked for olivia munn and i gave him a higher rate to come work for us because he will [ __ ] put my ass in check but i moved like a good amount of money into crypto and then and then it dropped and this guy comes in and i'm doing a [ __ ] live stream on trying to teach my like people how to do their own mullet in case their barbershop's closed and he comes in and he's about to read off my bank info because he's changing the password and not allowing me to have access to my own money and this is like this is what i need you know your assistant that's the same guy he's my executive assistant he gets on the phone with people and he will [ __ ] and say he says that i'm his executive assistant i'm like god damn and he's talking to my [ __ ] build yeah they're just like we don't care what your position is you need to change a light bulb we just need jeff to make sure he cleans his [ __ ] up after his dog but yeah like looking for like your team i i think you need to really put a lot of a lot of thought into that and find the right people and help you out because you cannot be responsible for all these things you'll drive yourself insane i think that's kind of where i've been i've just been i've found myself over the past you know three weeks to a month and even and even more so back to the beginning of uh of 2021 just kind of overwhelmed thinking just feeling kind of like i'm working on a lot of stuff by myself you know what i'm saying and even though for the majority of the year you know i'm still with with lp prior to him leaving to puerto rico he's in his own world you know what i'm saying i'm sure you remember what it was like working alongside david i mean bro we have so much we have so much in common we have the two top dogs yeah that we're friends with yeah and unless you are playing adam sandler in a movie that's a young adam sandler and then you blow up and become a [ __ ] a-list actor i mean it's gonna be hard to get out of that both of us have very very uh die-hard audiences you know what i'm saying i've got an audience of people that have read many of them at least you know twenty percent of them have read my book and know my life story and yeah you're probably one of the top five content creators right now if you go off engagement and views wise yeah i mean that's a lot of eyes like two million views three four five million views that's think about stadium wise that's [ __ ] super bowl stadium time more than that i'm 50. like 50 of them like lined up watching you every every week and then on top of that you got to do logan's you know the impulsive you gotta do that impulsive podcast twitch james promote the book how what's the give back look like you say so many things off the cuff with no plans yeah and people expect you to get everything right i'm coming straight out the gate i'm an idiot i got brain damage my [ __ ] head looks like mashed potatoes inside of it right now i always wanted to take that angle i think that's the angle no that's the real angle but yeah but i think it's that angle that rogan takes very much so and he's always told people since day one like yo don't trust me i'm a [ __ ] idiot but like you're not an idiot rogan's not a [ __ ] idiot that's that's a defense mechanism i take some notes off of him i take some notes from you guys too yeah i just i know not to have my relationships public that was a learning lesson for me and i think it will be the last time that that that ever happens it just adds another element to the relationship that is not uh natural you know what i'm saying it's it's you go through these relationships in life where two people who each have their own set of goals their own set of aspirations their own set of values um and when one person crosses a certain boundary there's a discussion that exists there and you and you compromise and you find a way to get past certain certain issues but when you add in uh 5 million 8 million 10 million other opinions to that um to that situation and some of them are seven-year-olds some of them are seven-year-olds some of them are um porn addicts some of them are uh scumbag stalkers some of them are really good people who have genuine concerns and or genuine feedback yeah it invites just a host of issues and you've watched so many creators go through the same kind of growing pains that i've gone through over the past six months right you saw it with um with even with like banks and alyssa you saw it with uh jake and girlfriends of the past you saw it with logan and girlfriends of the past you saw it with anybody who's ever tried to have an on-screen relationship on youtube and um it's it's an extremely extremely challenging thing and you have to you have to sit back and wonder sometimes was that dynamic and that added element a contributor to the to the death of a relationship another thing i can relate to like a hundred percent on i had a public relationship i was dating uh sierra my ex that's my last ex i haven't been in a relationship or even like tried to be in one since but i owe a lot of everything a lot of my success and just my maturity to her even though she was four years younger than me this girl was a professional she [ __ ] was this little mexican girl that [ __ ] came over here and crushed it everybody told her no and she did it the traditional way like audition book [ __ ] got on shows went to work at 5 00 a.m every day and [ __ ] never complained about it at all and i was just a straight-up drug dealer i was mailing a [ __ ] cop a couple boxes of weed to the barbershop in new york a day and that was it even at the time at the time yeah and then i i slowly faded out of it because i realized you know i was jeopardizing a lot and i wanted to clean up my act and i never wanted to put her in a position and i learned a lot from her and i kind of transitioned into social media around that time i don't want to talk about that but i mean [ __ ] it whatever isn't it [ __ ] up that you do it legally now it's and i went to jail for it seven times yo it's actually [ __ ] up man that's a huge uh there's a discussion in that in itself i mean there's a lot of people who are still locked up for marijuana related um criminal act activities yeah that's ridiculous it's actually [ __ ] up there's a lot of people in a lot of states that don't get a lot of attention um i know there's been a lot of conversation around people of color being an outside uh portion of that group that continue to remain in prison on on marijuana or um drugs that have since been taken off schedule one and scheduled two narcotics lists and it's actually [ __ ] up it really is some of those people are in jail for life or i know for mostly marijuana my own friends have my my good friends my partners have been arrested and faced life and it's ridiculous i want to do everything i can you know i feel like we're all put in this world to you know do something you know it's either you know we're all going to [ __ ] die unless you get the neurolink and then you end up in a [ __ ] laptop but uh like black sort of black man yeah but i feel like you know i i was arrested for this so many times i sat in jail some of the darkest moments of my life for weed and now it's legal i've applied for my license um i am i'm partnering with my friends who are licensed now and we're going to do it the right way and we're i mean if we can help get wrongfully convicted like wrong anybody that's in jail for wheat i will raise hell if i have to i will use any resource i have i got you i used to do videos back when my friend cody who i picked up from jail he had a phone he he would get all [ __ ] contraband he would get time added on all the time because he would get caught with the phone they had on three months every time he got caught with the phone he got caught with the phone three times he had to do almost an extra year for having this phone but he would do live streams from prison rappers would join like pusha t would join because nobody's doing that you know like this [ __ ] is so wild he he's broadcasting that he's making [ __ ] alcohol in the toilet and he's what they called it is it called bruno yeah but it depends where what state you're in but yeah i've been i've been locked up in all states and i mean yeah bro i i would love to [ __ ] help out my boys that are that are sitting in there i've also had you know bunkies that were murderers and just straight up are in their first shot people in the head and young kids 19 20 years old because when i got arrested i was younger so i would get put with the youth offenders but they were there were murderers especially here in l.a and i had this monkey that we were talking and it's like a normal guy talking like you and me and then i finally you know i'm like what are you in for after like days of being a monkey with him he's like oh i shot somebody it hit him in the head and he died the way he just explained he made it sound like he he like bank shot it off something like he's like i shot at somebody and it hit him in the head yeah like it was was he aiming there yeah yeah so you murdered somebody yeah like that's what he's murdered when he explained it he like gave you the roundabout stuff yeah but but never known like was completely nice to me and and you know looked out for me and and this is in a california jail where you know the second you walk in it's like are you with the woods are you with the mexicans are you with the blacks or the others and i mean that's a whole other story i think next episode i'm going to do like a patreon only where i get into more crime stuff because this one will be public and we have so much stuff to talk about i'd love to join you for the crime episode because i can our energy has shifted so much i remember when we did that episode of um barbershop mm-hmm all right you know not not to expose anything from barbershop but i think you probably feel comfortable talking about it a little bit yeah it's a it's a semi-scripted show yeah of course i i i script my stuff right my jokes are scripted right the unscripted is how you're going to react to them and how i'm going to react to your reaction correct and i remember when we did the show there was there was a number of jokes that were made and i was completely fine with all of them but there was one where signs were held up that said um how do you feel about your girlfriend being railed on very disrespectful i thought we were too close to friends at an early time and i when i become friends with somebody that's when i make the world if i i make fun of this guy bad like i [ __ ] it's borderline bullying i don't know why he even showed up today and that just means i'm so comfortable with him he's one of my favorite friends and if i could do that with you that means i really like you but i but obviously there was the dynamic of a third party involved right and we're really friends with and and so and by the way that's not why i'm bringing it up the reason i'm bringing it up is because um the the feedback on that episode that ended up being everyone's favorite part of the show and when we did the episode i people like to see people be tortured right but but more so than that it was the reaction right so many people thought and probably still do as they watch this episode that my reaction that day was real yeah and that i was genuinely mad at you about those signs yeah but obviously when i walked into that episode my intent was to act alongside you as much as possible to elevate the episode to a point of of insanity when you kill it one of the best episodes right i ask people all the time when they come up to me on the street and and they're like yo i just binge watched the whole series and i'm like what was your favorite episode 9 out of ten times they say that one when i was filming those man i was going through a really dark time like i was [ __ ] i know you know you could see in the episode my eye is sunken in my [ __ ] brow like it's so much different than what it is now i made a lot of progress but i mean just to [ __ ] put on a smile and record through those moments is tough and you've been going through hell and you've been pushing through it all so props to you i mean you can hit a sound bite now guys see it's all about comedic timing there we go mike's doing great just to be clear jeff i'm proud of you bro it's a tough profession just to be clear jeff when you said when you people on the street they say nine out of 10 times did they say the episode with mike and you're just assuming it was this mic and they really meant this was my favorite barber you're not touching him he's the main guest of the show yeah now you guys are getting the hang of it you guys were saying like the relationships being public and the amount of views you guys get like when jimmy fallon walks off the tonight show after getting 5 million views on the tonight show he's not going on twitter seeing people talking about his wife his kids he's doing a similar thing he's creating content he's creating comedy but his personal life is private i think that the internet culture like what you guys are doing is a new path and there's invariably going to be pain in growth that's like the nature of the universe is there's always pain and growth and forging new ground you have to you have to push through some thorns and some some pain in order that comes out of your mouth is [ __ ] stupid he's such [ __ ] that bathroom no no but why let's see let's make jeff fm the whining podcast i'm trying to give a little perspective no hold on let me let me touch on what he said really quick as content creators on the internet walk of a a very thin line between content and real life whatever you see on youtube whatever you read on twitter whatever is delivered to you via drama pages or even out of our mouths is generally speaking a small percentage of the actuality of the situation we're just walking a very risky road a a very risky tightrope what mike says here is off the cuff he's being himself jimmy fallon has writer's jokes that he's reading other people's stuff and he's also you know given a bit of his own personality there but it's not it's not where he's going to get himself into trouble you know there's 24 hours in a day if you put out 10 minutes of content that's not your entire life that's a percentage yeah i think us riding that that line is what makes this job so exciting is how far can i take it where i keep things exciting and i keep it real and i keep it authentic to me my humor that i would want to make for my friends to laugh i want to help my fan base i love that i started a patreon i love that i have a discord i could pop in there if i need [ __ ] therapy yeah i should probably see a professional but i'll talk to him i'll talk to my [ __ ] people in my discord chat and we go on the voice thing and there's people from india that that chime in and i made a i made a tier that i thought nobody would sign up for just because i wanted to make the tears like funny like i made it like um oscar if you want to pull it up and show like scroll down it i have uh tears that's mafia related like like uh rankings in the mafia i love how you play all the way into [ __ ] like you if you lean into it it's so smart it's just you know i spent so much time arguing um the jake paul clout chaser thing where he was like he's a selfish cop do you remember all that yeah yeah of course the internet would always lean on that whenever i would make like a mistake and i at the end of the day we're all cloud chasers it's a business obviously if you're not here using whatever marketing materials you're paying mike to be here of course not this guy's a goddamn cloud she's looking at his [ __ ] rat face i'm gonna lose followers by being unspecial let's be honest okay so we made the look you got the hitmen if you could zoom in a little oscar you got the hitmen that's the five dollar cheer that's where you get pretty much the the you know the early episodes the bonus episodes that's that's paulie walnuts stand next to christopher chris pauline walnuts and christopher out there you see them they're freezing out in the in the cold when they chase when they had to chase that guy they chased that guy down they're out there in the cold but they're part of the crew they're doing their work they're soldiers they're here they're in it well that was actually the most the favorite episode of the sopranos i believe it's called snow fall i'm really big on that show and i think that was kind of like the fan favorite episode i'm so happy that i have people that have watched a series of sopranos because i guarantee all three of us know every episode i've seen everything i guarantee all three of these bananas in that room over there have no idea we're talking they know about but they know what lil uzi vert's newest song is called exactly and it's and that's fine so you got the hitmen outside they're shivering in the cold they just put in some work they just killed the guy they just whack somebody but they're you know they're part of the crew they're trying to work their way up and then you got general general you see paulie's getting a haircut now he's now made it he's he's all access yo if you're out there and you're watching or listening to this episode of uh jeff fm go ahead and subscribe to jeff's patreon okay i've act i've actually heard very very good things about what goes on i mean this will probably be a patreon though no i'm kidding but uh yeah you got you see he's getting his hair cut now he's being treated better he gets a little more access and then you go to made man you got a boss you got tony soprano in the pool with his gun and the cigar you get the thirst traps you get the [ __ ] you get i'll keep putting first drafts that's one of the things yeah you get the live streams you get the bonus vlogs you get [ __ ] 20 off the merch drops the exclusive merch drops see this [ __ ] i made this tier kind of as a joke because i wanted to have it mob related and you know the godfather is the all-time boss i didn't think anybody's going to buy this about 10 people bought it right away and we had to kind of put a halt on it i was like [ __ ] now because i i give a personal one-on-one phone call with advice and i want this to be like a concierge you know like my [ __ ] like you you talk to you concierge like look my [ __ ] best friend messed around with my girlfriend i need to know what to do jeff like i know you've been through [ __ ] i know you've been through a lot of life experience i need help here i can't talk to my [ __ ] friends in maryland because they don't have this type of life experience so that's what i made this tier four a hundred dollars a phone call there's no limit to the phone call so basically like this is gonna get out of hand eventually yeah that's that's ridiculous man they could just hit you up whenever they want well i wanna be able to help people and i i got into a lot of deep conversations and i even spoke to a girl who was trans and she didn't tell me until like 20 minutes into the phone call she asked me how i deal with people criticizing me and like hating on me and like all the negative [ __ ] that you hear and i just told her like you know i know that our stories are completely different but i could relate to you because as you get older you stop giving a [ __ ] what people think and back when i was in high school i would i wouldn't want to [ __ ] read when thing came to me i wouldn't want to go in front of the class and present a project just because i was like [ __ ] i hated talking i hated doing anything and i thought so much about what people thought yeah yeah and now where i'm at i'll go on stage in front of a thousand people and [ __ ] do stand up and have the time of my life like it's just your life changes your your state of mind changes as you get older and right now she's like 18 and i'm like yo you you got [ __ ] like you're only 10 20 percent of your life got started yeah yeah you got so much to learn and that first ten percent of your life you're [ __ ] your brains mush so you haven't even figured out who you are yet you got plenty of time to figure it out and i love doing those calls but we got to change the [ __ ] thing we have to cut it off i want to cut off the godfather tier whoever gets in the club now they're in it and i want i want them to be made men and we we can't just keep making people if you're listening to this episode jeff fm the uh godfather tier on his patreon will only be open for another 36 hours after this episode airs go ahead it's uh patreon.com look up jeff widdick and join the godfather tier also alongside if you sign up for jeff's godfather tier uh the first five people to sign up will also be getting a phone call with me i'm i'm gonna be stuck in the house for the next six weeks doing these phone calls you know that right let me know who i owe a phone call i'm dead serious it's honestly it means a lot it's so much more fulfilling and i know i sound like a [ __ ] liar here but it's so fulfilling to talk to these people and actually genuinely one-on-one help people like that as you get to a point in life when like you know you've gone through the stages of like you know you wanted to [ __ ] just hook up with as many chicks as possible and it's like how many numbers can i get on my belt yeah and then you go through another phase where you smack your head off a crane and then you're like you know what there's a reason why i'm here and i want to use my powers or whatever if i want to call my [ __ ] my [ __ ] ups powers like i flipped that [ __ ] into positives and now i'm gonna use that to [ __ ] help these people who need it going through so much and now being able to do so much cool [ __ ] and being blessed and have the opportunity to do the kind of [ __ ] that i get to do it's not the a5 that gets my dick card it's not the [ __ ] jet it's not any of that cool [ __ ] that i've been [ __ ] blessed to be able to do it's helping somebody out it's getting a [ __ ] message from somebody that says yo like i read your book and i got 32 days clean now because it inspired me to stop using it it's [ __ ] you know home homie and mass hitting me up and being like yo like my mom [ __ ] oded when i was seven and i never understood why she couldn't just stop [ __ ] using and i read your book and and now i understand what what that life is like yeah and it gave me and it gave me peace back then i could never see myself being vulnerable on the internet i was a [ __ ] clown i would say dumbest [ __ ] possible just to get a laugh from my friends you know and i never thought i'd be here doing this [ __ ] but i i never even thought i would be able to work up the car first of all i couldn't understand addiction when i was younger and then i realized i i'm eating [ __ ] three packs of sunflower seeds in an hour and i'm like something's wrong and then as i get older it's like i'm drinking too much and then i get to a point where i'm like i'm 28 and i'm just not happy with my life and i'm drinking every night to sleep i went to a doctor and i was like yo doc i think i'm a [ __ ] alcoholic and he's like are you drinking during the day and i'm like no i'm like how much you how are you how often do you drink and i'm like well i'll drink like a bottle of wine to go to sleep like every night and he's like yeah that's no good that doesn't help too much that literally makes you the opposite like you don't get sleep because your body is processed in this poison that you put in and i have sleep apnea i got like legitimately diagnosed with it so he gave me ambien and and then that ambien i started taking i haven't had a drink since and it's been three years and i i like i owe it to going and speaking up and just getting help are you still taking the ambien i mean yeah i [ __ ] take the ambien i'll [ __ ] smoke a cigarette if i feel like it but i'm not addicted to it you ever like accidentally i'll smoke a cigarette for like a cool photo or something you know like to look like that i'm not gonna be jeweling like steven you know like a [ __ ] god damn i'd do it just because it's cool yeah cigarette it's not cool vaping kills yeah vaping is the worst you could do because you could do it whenever you could like you don't have to go outside and light it and have fire as well i would just say i was just telling stephen that because he's going to get out you have access to it whenever you want yeah but not anymore because if i find that i'm going to smash it are we supposed to be telling kids not to do that i don't even know like is it steven has a collapsed life i'm gonna voice my my opinion this is how i live my life if you're smoking a vape around me i'm not gonna [ __ ] hang out with you if you're a girl and you smoke jewels done deal breaker done them out it's coming out gross bro isn't it i might have just lost about [ __ ] 200 000 subscribers because the jewels are popular yeah they're popping right now but you know if i see a girl sucking on that usb cord and like even if she's sneaking it ugh gross gross and i'm not saying cigarettes are better but they look cooler you know you don't get all the facts over here you get my opinion that's all you need to know i don't even need the sound bites you guys could do a little sound by telling me you might cool off been addicted to the nicotine have i ever been addicted to nicotine yeah yeah i have like actually addicted yeah it's like an everyday thing he needs guidance right now that's basically what he's asking for he's a dick no like an everyday thing though you need to do a [ __ ] couple weeks in a cell to where you have nothing and then you realize what [ __ ] addiction is mike's been through dope sweats you know what dope sweats are you're [ __ ] freezing cold but your body is soaking wet and you're shivering through your [ __ ] and puking all over yourself you're seeing things no not cryotherapy no [ __ ] going out there but they're a bunch of little kids they know nothing and i don't they shouldn't have a voice we should cut their mics you're all canceled it's like it's like having it's like having the flu times 50 bro and you're you're curled up in a ball [ __ ] sweating spinning all over yourself [ __ ] your pants this is withdrawal withdrawing from hair withdrawal so you want i'm not addicted to the hair you're doing it basically you're you by smoking that jewel is basically you're doing heroism because that's going to it's just jewels are the gateway drug what made you think it's okay what made you think it's okay to smoke a jewel steven because you saw your friends doing actually it does you want to know yo do you want to know wait is steven right yeah let me tell you a story stephen when i was younger back in the 60s do you want this head music no try it i tried it go ahead give it to me all right it was it was the [ __ ] 90s lower it a little bit lord i went to 7-eleven after school one day okay i used to love coca-cola slurpees they're my favorite everybody made fun of me and they put a little cherry in there too you gotta mix a little cherry in there everybody made fun of me because they're like why would you drink the coca-cola once it's [ __ ] disgusting i went up to the counter paid for my slurpee and the guy said to me my friend these jewels are on sale today two for five now i didn't want a jewel man i just wanted the slurpee i wanted to get home i wanted to work on my math homework my mom said if i got my math homework done that i could play mario kart you know postmates a slurpee right now give me one i'll be honest with you he said if you do the two for five deal on the jewels i'll give you the slurpee for free i'll throw it in it was it was before uh before marketing around nicotine was outlawed banned in 52 states so i took the the jewel i went home i tried the thing for the first time i sat on the chair i tried the jewel i inhaled deeply i felt that wicked wretched scene you got a little lightheaded was it like a direct hit or was it like a mouth to throat no it was amazing basically he was deep throat in the [ __ ] thing he composited my compository he shoved it up his ass i wrecked i took a rectal hair so i tried that that that sick sad medicine and it for a second it made me feel better and then you're chasing the dragon baby you never get that feeling again you finish this one story you gotta hear this stephen about can you can you start the music again can you reboot it about three days after that i was uh with my friends in stratford connecticut is that where you're from and i asked my i'm from milford and i asked my friends respect your elders i okay i asked you sorry i asked my friend hey man um my my vape ran out do you think that you might be able to lend me a cartridge oh man borrowing it now you're asking for it so he reached out and i reached out and it wasn't a vape cartridge it was a heroin needle filled with 30 cc's of heroin you missed it and i and i was so hot no listen to me steven listen to me it doesn't [ __ ] matter i was so high off of vape hell yeah i i was so high off vape that i couldn't tell the difference between the vape and the heroin needle and actually that was the first time that i used heroin and it led to a 10-year addiction all because the guy at 7-11 convinced me to get a free free slurpee and to try vape for the first time so if you're at home right now or if you're in the bathroom monitoring an episode of jeff at fm and you think that vape is cool or it's okay it's not it's not it's not no no it actually isn't it's really not and i'm looking for a wife right now and a mother for my child and if you're smoking vapes i will not repopulate with you but but just understand man it's the gay they used to say weed's the gateway drug every meth head every [ __ ] food addict person that can't put the cheeseburger down it all started from one place man but like did you know that it was it was a needle yes but i was i was under the influence oh he did h bro didn't you hear the dope sweat story what do you think he got that from quinton jewels you don't know what it's like it's hard to quit a jewel try to quit heroin it's not even about the quit stephen i was under the influence of vape it can do numbers on your psyche i don't even know what's in it it's literally liquid yeah instead of like scaring the guy how can you help him we're scared we're we're helping them with fear fear is a good uh isn't that why people why jail exists yeah i mean bro my dad i when my when i [ __ ] grew up my dad would beat the [ __ ] out of me and he admitted it in the documentary it's 20 21 and people like frown upon uh like abusing your children and i'm not saying that i'm gonna go and hit my my kids or i hit nerf i don't put my hands on nerf you know sometimes i might raise my voice at him if he pees i'm like look at i support hitting you're doing math right now you know what i don't let me i don't support the child abuse but i got struck when i was a child and i wouldn't i wouldn't change the way i was raised bro back when i was a [ __ ] i'm not as i sound like i grew up in the 60s but even in the [ __ ] 90s my [ __ ] baseball coach would [ __ ] smack me in the face if i [ __ ] smelled it off my none i went to catholic school what they [ __ ] hit you with the ruler my teachers my [ __ ] nun in catholic school i'm like yo chill i'm i'm good with this i'm [ __ ] like i god i believe in you but i'm i'm not having no none whack me with a with a ruler anymore well that's how we grew up stephen and we're not over here smoking on a usb stick i just want you to be be wary and mindful of where that path can take you dude you want to end up like bubble boy in the shower i know i have an addictive personality i'm just okay let me let me let me say this really quick gilbert syndrome [Music] when i first moved to la i met this kid named timmy how long is this one going to be just 30 seconds me and timmy started making content together the first few episodes of the night shift had a minute one day we went to get some slurpees at 7 11. he ran in and i said i stayed up there she already told this story dude oh no it's different it's a different one i think you're addicted to slurpees i think that's what the problem is i think you've got a damn slurpee addiction i know they're good but here's what you're here i'll finish here's what was this guy needed to go to saa slurpy attic sedona so so what happened was this he ran inside i stayed in the car i did i was talking to my mom about something private private matter he went inside i thought he came back with just two slurpees but little did i know he had also come back with a vape pen for the next few days i would see him and he was you know vaping he would sit outside in this plume of smoke you know next to the bushes i walked outside there you jumped too far ahead of the story i'm lost now now you're in a restaurant i thought you were outside if you're in a car and he was out by a bush you see okay can i tell you what just happened there yeah you you uh just owed vape you just owed it brother that's not where i was on the story you ride your brain bro you fried your [ __ ] brain you need 68 dr ayman pills a day you got it you got to go do [ __ ] life there's therapy with jeff you have a water you're [ __ ] hot yeah yeah beat it up there i i for you oh you're getting the guest mats long story short i walked outside and there was timmy behind the building on his knees surrounded by vape cartridges sucking the dick of one of the la clippers it i think it acts as it as its own infomercial as to why kids shouldn't vape do you think they're like is that like a baseball guy the clippers the baseball team is that you're asking i'm not in the sports how's the mullet look on on cam i just want to make sure i remove my hat and i don't want to look like a goddamn fool for the rest of it so steven's a meth head is that what you're saying well he just has the he has the ability to become one if he keeps it up just just be wary stephen i'm not an enabler i don't support it i don't support i don't i do not support it i look i keep no alcohol in my house i keep no cigarettes around no jewels no there will be no usb outlet even plugs in here i'm throwing them all out it's not allowed do you have a citizen app uh yeah i mean first do you want to even mention like you and logan are cool right cause me and logan are fan [ __ ] tastic because me and people ask me about me and david all the time and i'm like yeah i was at his house the other day we talked you know like we're good you know talking to talk to the kid every day he's got a fight when's this episode coming out uh probably out like two days he's got a fight coming up june 6th can you get me tickets yes can we i want to be on screen with me for a while i want to be there with you next year yes i want to i don't i don't need any other people to come i know you're looking at me over there and you're you want me to ask if i can get an extra seat but i can't i don't think yeah that's my birthday weekend i was going to see if you guys want to come to my birthday party but i'm busy okay june 6 floyd mayweather uh miami florida the the event of the year uh who knows what will happen it's it's it's gonna be a wild showdown to the death it looks like we will be doing and this is this is semi i mean if logan goes the distance it's a win in my book if he [ __ ] makes it 12 rounds i will be [ __ ] ecstatic for him you know this is exclusive content right now i'm gonna share something okay as far as i'm concerned there will be an impulsive episode being filmed prior to and after the fight down there in miami so we will have impulsive uh coming back for the fight and you'll be on it absolutely can i leave that in absolutely hell yeah bro but i also but also like yeah i don't know why i would even say it myself he does it so much better just i gotta press these buttons so [ __ ] hard now for them to work because you guys are limited to me i'm being censored by my own team you want to talk about covet 19 are you vaxxed i'm not vax i have antibodies i had it semi recently which which was so you got a little time yeah yeah what what's what's your plan on the vaccine next bro you're all backstage i know i'm a cool guy and i'm [ __ ] yeah i got no problem with it listen i'm not a stranger to [ __ ] needles yeah you know what i'm saying i mean i mean like you know my mom's my mom do the sound bites if you guys are going to be asleep at the wheel back there my mom would always say to me i would you know over the past 10 years she's got a similar humor to me and you you know what i'm saying that's where we get it from right i'm sure your parents are the same way i would say i'd hit her up i'd be like mom i gotta you know when i first was getting clean and [ __ ] mom i got a headache can you bring me the tylenol and she would bring me the tylenol and i would look on the bottom and i'd say mom this this expired seven months ago i can't take this and she'd be like you just got done smoking crap for a decade and you're telling me that the tylenol is expired like what the [ __ ] are you talking about so like listen like as far as the vax is concerned are you italian yeah i got a little bit of a i got italian in me where it counts yeah i'm saying yeah you can hear it oh yeah that's right but like yeah all these people out there they're like the newscasters be like we caught up with susie in the chick-fil-a line pounding [ __ ] french fries into her mouth she weighs 297 pounds and she is worried sick over getting the vaccine susie what do you have to say no i'm gonna get that vaccine i think death actually make me die sooner than i was gonna susie uh this news just in you're actually going to die tomorrow anyways because you weigh 400 pounds and you won't stop eating chick-fil-a for breakfast yeah i do you know what i'm saying like what the [ __ ] is going on everybody's unhealthy and [ __ ] up doing drugs eating [ __ ] french fries [ __ ] each other raw doggy and and like for what to then say no i don't want to get a vaccine i want to [ __ ] get i'm scared medical advice yeah i'm biased i i had i had coped back in december and i was like [ __ ] i'm not going to get this [ __ ] i don't care but you know i looked at it like you know i have some friends that hit me up and tell me that the earth is flat and stuff like that and my actions will speak words do you believe that the earth is flat yeah i did a whole documentary about it were you were you really serious i didn't watch it it was a parody you didn't watch that no let me let me i watched logan's pokemon video i can't watch these many videos bro listen let me say this too i like to watch movies get inspired from the departed i want to find the rest hold on hold on that's what i want to ask you about this another struggle i'm having right now too is when i started doing youtube videos like two two three years ago i was like oh this is [ __ ] great like ad revenue concepts like walk around a park with a g7x and like face it at myself and talk to my audience i'm gonna do this [ __ ] forever there's just a there's a shelf life on this [ __ ] bro like not even because dude i want to do other [ __ ] do you know what i'm saying like i want i really want to do other [ __ ] and when we put out flat earth and i got to act and i got to sit there and actually cry i'm going to watch it tonight oh this is like make no mistake logan paul's flat earth documentary is one of the most underrated pieces of compound [ __ ] youtube i'll watch it it is a beautiful stunning i can't believe i didn't even know my frustration she didn't read the article jack do you understand what the premise of that episode was well i wanted to get into saying how my friends who will call me up and say don't get vast oh yeah also the earth is flat and also invest in [ __ ] nutsac coin so like you know i got some friends out there that i know to keep at bay and i'm thinking about it like if this conspiracy was that the vaccine was to kill all of us why would they want to kill the people that obey the government and do what the government says why would they want to have all the maniacs that [ __ ] want to raise hell and say everything's a conspiracy and the earth is flat be the only people left thank you lincoln thank you lincoln shout out back now you're not following an awkward guy and take taco foul shot and aqua and tick tock so hold me right see that's timing well done guys i will not strike anyone today that is a good point that's a very good point i never thought of it i've never thought of it like that like why would you why do they want the people that think that uh reptiles rule the universe you know what i'm saying to be the only people left like the people that the people are dinosaurs no i mean there's i mean the same people that believe that you know that there was a massive pizza um uh organization behind all of the child sex you know what i'm saying like pizzagate right and they believe those people are made out of like the government are lizard people blizzard it's called reptilian overlords and so like and the reason i know this stuff i should be full transparency for you with you is because we had alex jones on the podcast and so that was that was one of the highlights of my of my time so far in the city was being able to actually sit across from that guy absolute [ __ ] maniac absolute [ __ ] maniac who built his platform off some of the most ridiculous things ever and his audience was as crazy as he was right you think there's truth behind so hold on being that being the connecticut boy that i am and being from 203 i take very very very serious offense to one of his claims which was that sandy hook was not real oh yeah [ __ ] that and and and as someone who who similarly to 911 can can piece that moment together in my mind seeing the news of those children is something that i will never forget having the opportunity to have him on the show knowing that he was saying that this was an inside job a false flag it was going to lead to gun control and it was put together by the government and i was furious i was [ __ ] furious and i got on the phone earlier in the morning before i came on the show with uh someone who was representing an actual family that had lost a child at sandy hook and the representative said if you punch alex jones in the face we will give you a hundred thousand dollars in cash and you know the person that i was at the time and probably still am to an extent you know willing to to make content on anything i told him that yeah i said yo listen some a sandy hook parent because i i you know i take the offer well i told them i said oh you took the offer and you told him he took it i told him i took this he stood up he walked over to me right in front of me he goes well punch me in the [ __ ] face then punch me in the [ __ ] face right [ __ ] now punch me the [ __ ] face wow how did i miss this it's a great it's a big i believe the episode may have been taken down i think we got in a little bit of trouble for re-platforming him because he got d platforms holy [ __ ] and and so i didn't do it for whatever reason probably because i was trying to avoid uh further felony assault charge to add to my other felonies or whatever i mean what's a couple more yeah at this point you know you know i'm on the street you've grown you want to help people correct me you already can't get a job but i think but maybe i should have whatever but instead instead of hitting him i it didn't happen so he said oh let me just handle that for you and just started smashing his head on the [ __ ] impulsive desk wow how did this not make a clip bro and then we got and then we got [ __ ] up with him i mean he he ran through 40 bottles of [ __ ] vodka i mean like we ordered pizzas it was a four-hour podcast damn and in that podcast he got very deep into this idea that the country is actually led by reptilian overlords you still is on this train yeah reptilian overlords but you want to hear some [ __ ] up [ __ ] i mean i can get you behind that you want to hear some [ __ ] up [ __ ] we're listening on that episode he was certain that china was incubating a virus he was positive positive like tournament medicine china is is he predicted he i don't remember exactly what the what the claim was was this before any mention of colbin virus way before wait a year before he's on about so many things they're creating gay frogs they're dude like i mean the [ __ ] this guy talks about is mind-blowing they're creating gay frogs yeah you gotta watch you guys being gay can dogs be gay yeah i kind of think you're gay i belie i believe so i believe so i believe there's something that's wild that you [ __ ] sat down with that we we had hours i mean i mean dude that and that's brings me back to this thing like impulsive cannot end the guests that we're able to bring onto that show the experiences we're able to deliver to the audience as a result of that show are are unforgettable i mean i mean alex jones is one thing i mean um mike tyson i personally believe that we have the preeminent mike tyson interview that exists in the world ever think understand what i'm saying right now and i know that's a weighty claim but mike tyson sat down without telling any of us and he shoved five grams of mushrooms into his mouth mad man and proceeded to open up and get vulnerable about all the things that happened in his life a lot of stuff that he probably hasn't talked about in other settings yeah and and by the end of the show you know he's he's 10 sheets to the [ __ ] wind on mushrooms smoking a joint while petting a live pigeon like come on there's you've seen him have interviews on [ __ ] espn they're not like that and so like if you think that if someone's out there right now and they think that an argument between me and logan because i was a dumbass a [ __ ] idiot and said some dumb [ __ ] is gonna get in the way of us continuing to create some of the most intriguing [ __ ] conversation on youtube you're a [ __ ] so hopefully we can get back to work once this fight's over and and and get back to well yeah his head's got to be all in one place that's when you want to be the best at something if you you have to be obsessed you have to put all your energy into one thing and especially where he's at right now i cannot believe he even did that hold before training camp that madness with the film and all the episodes because i i would have dropped everything and just went into complete training mode i mean it's insane the opportunity that he has it's a once-in-a-lifetime thing it's wild all the boxing stuff is wild i respect you for you know just giving him his space and letting him focus on what he needs to do he's got a job to do he's got one shot to do it and you know it's a fight game baby we got a little deep today and uh let's take a call or lighten it up light in the mood is it an actual caller yeah we do calls here oh hello how you doing yeah hi how are you what's your name bernie marie how are you how you doing today i'm great mike how are you i'm doing good thanks sir thanks for joining us here on jeff fm my question was being that you guys have both struggled with addictions in the past uh if you're ever in a situation like mike with your ankle and then jeff with your injury where you are advised to take medication as advised by the doctors are you ever hesitant even if that medication is for your well-being and what is that that journey like for both of you that's a great question i just went through this recently and i've been on and off of pain meds for nine months and those things are [ __ ] fun to take if you're not in pain but like you know i know that i have a cut off and it's like you got three days of extreme pain and that time you're not even getting you're not feeling good from the meds it's literally just to stop the pain and i know that i'm aware of it when i got into it i was like look i'm once these are done i'm done and yeah it's tough the whole thing was tough i have sometimes there's like my friends will come over there put white claws in my fridge and i'll think like you know if i'm feeling shitty i'll just go slam the white claws and my problems will go away but i know from long enough that making that mistake that is just gonna get me into more [ __ ] yeah it was tough at times but you got to know you got to remember the important thing that the the end goal and you know don't don't get caught up in that stuff yep so brie for me um i take the situation a little bit dif uh differently a different approach i um i don't give myself any opportunities in that space at all and so um i've had i believe two or three surgeries since i got clean in 2010 i actually had my abdomen reopened to have a hernia repaired um the doctor said to me this is probably i would call this an 8 out of 10 surgery in terms of pain uh so we're gonna give you we're to give you more feet and we're going to give you opiates on the way into op the operation and then you're going to have a pretty lengthy pain uh regimen coming out of it um i turned i turned down all of those pills so i actually went through the entire surgery i went through the entire post surgical process the entire recovery phase with absolutely no painkillers um i've done that through bike accidents now concussions broken bones all post uh getting clean i've not touched a painkiller i do not uh i don't i don't [ __ ] around with that [ __ ] but it's but the question you're asking is very valid because it's it's a it's a it's an it's an odd situation to be in when you're in recovery and everything that you know in your life is to be staying away from one thing but but knowing that you might need to do it is there is there a reason you ask are you are you up against something or are you just curious or oh no i'm not up against nothing but i i know you know my my my mother she was an addict and her her substance of course was alcohol and um i just like seeing that you know so up close and personal like being her child obviously it does things to the child but seeing seeing someone battle with addiction so close to you um i don't know if it's the same for alcohol versus pills yeah that's another thing with me it was alcohol and mike's was more pills and and you know so it's it's more uh it's different how we handle it it's more applicable to me but i mean i mean the thing is at the end of the day is i i i personally take as much opportunity as possible to to go as far as i can within that pain journey before i go near before i would even consider going near the substance so maybe you have that conversation if the if the pain becomes intolerable obviously at the end of the day we're humans and we're going to have to alleviate that pain so i think it's just i think it's just it just becomes a more malleable process whereas opposed to the doctor assuming that your mom is going to be in pain enough to require those pills post surgery or in recovery that should be something that your mom asks for hey i'm in so much [ __ ] pain right now i need help right do you understand what i'm saying yeah and for from my my part it's you know the eye nerve is excruciating pain yeah so i i mean yeah i i i really like it it was necessary for me but i would have liked to avoid it if i do anything like break like when i break my hand or something like a pinky uh i don't need it i'll do advil but when you get the eye cut open you want to just recover for a few days for sure yeah but that's a great question does that help ray i mean yeah i mean it wasn't it wasn't like she's like four years sober like she's cleaning it up oh she's sober oh that's great because we got we got a we got a jewel we got a nicotine addict in here he's only he's only 20 years old and he's addicted and i just want to grab him and shake him and just tell him that you know like just stop why can't you get it it doesn't work like that they got they got to sometimes hit rock bottom and it's unfortunate that that's the way that you turn around but you know i tried giving oscar advice about it but he just doesn't so we have to let steven in there can you flip can you cut to stephen he's unfortunately to have to hit rock bottom and we'll show it here live on the show as we grow in progress thank you bree i appreciate your time that was a great question you guys doing a good job finding brie thank you bri yeah thank you have a good day bye mike yeah can i ask you something yeah do you feel like you're too hard on yourself sometimes yes really yes yeah i do actually i i'm like do you want a lacroix sorry it was are you asking me that question yeah no but but um uh it's stevie right mm-hmm stevie stevie i actually do feel like that's stevie but and it call me steve nasty don't he just made your that version of your name such a little [ __ ] version steve [ __ ] you went for a steve listen you're an adult now go by steve but yes i do feel like that and it's something that i'm [ __ ] working on and um i i think i think this you know i i think everybody has to stop taking things so seriously and and and try to lighten up and loosen up and and and honestly something i've been trying to do lately and i hope this helps you and anybody else who hears it is every morning when i wake up or every morning that i've woke up for the past month at least i like to go downstairs i like to sit outside and i like to just think of where i came from i like to remind myself how far i've come man yes you know what i'm saying i i think the perspective that that exercise offers is is invaluable especially when you combine it with just a little bit of breathing and meditation to just remind yourself how much you've [ __ ] grown dude how much you've been through and and how you got to where you are and just you got to hype yourself up sometimes yeah and also maybe maybe i like to add in read some books i think it's important to stay reading and stay creative because you lose your creativity when you're a kid you're coloring you don't give a [ __ ] you're color out of the lines you just [ __ ] don't care what anybody thinks and then you get old and you you pay attention what everybody thinks too much you know yeah get some plants now i got plants and i water them and i spray the water all over the cement i [ __ ] i don't even care i have watered down my whole concrete like an old italian guy in staten island this is yeah it's we weren't foaming for i'll go all this is the reason why i do podcasts i'll do 12. i love it i'll do two i could have done alex jones at 16 hour episode yeah we left the only reason didn't go so long because logan liked that to caught it at an hour yeah but now i'll come back whenever you want to go to anybody watching the show right now jeff fm great [ __ ] guy really happy to see him back in on the horse making content again uh to anybody who has been nice to me thank you to anybody who's been mean to me and maybe just be nicer okay you're all great shout out jeff's audience keep it going we love you guys he was dealing something and himself a barber shop and gave us hell yeah

Channel: JEFF FM

Views: 658,396

Keywords: Jeff Wittek, Jeff's barbershop, Jeff FM, podcast, views, impaulsive, frenemies, h3h3, mike majlak, Logan Paul, mike tyson

Id: tsTmm_LZFLI

Length: 73min 56sec (4436 seconds)

Published: Thu May 27 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/raketheleavespls]

Idk how Mike got more annoying than Jake Paul

[u/beckster1020]

Maybe it’s because I can’t stand Mike but I didn’t enjoy this. The vibes are very uncomfortable but not in the funny way like the barbershop was. I think the episodes need more structure. I’m paying $10 a month for his Patreon and I think I’m going to cancel it or drop down to $5 for now because his content is still all over the place

[u/[deleted]]

both mikes are cringe as hell

[u/freemindUSA]

I actually liked the vape conversation lol

[u/FrequentPangolin]

It's kind of weird that Jeff is tough enough for jail but is kind of a bitch when it comes to negative comments

[u/DefiantAdvance]

Thankfully Mike Sheffer is there. He balances the episode.

[u/__TIE_Guy]

I wasn't entertained at all.

[u/TeemaTen]

I didn't know Mike that well, I just chose to hate him since he was with Logan He didn't seem that bad on the pod, and to be honest I like the chaotic energy. People have been creating years of podcast to become what they are now. It is just Jeff's second episode and u guys start criticizing. Like damn give it a rest.

[u/Advanced-Resource199]

jeff talked about going to miami for logan’s fight or something do we think he’s actually going lmfao