The End Of Conor McGregor’s Career - IMPAULSIVE EP. 281

i consider myself a catch straight up i i won't how did you laugh at that because it's just such a funny way to set it up i think you're a catch too i i why would you laugh he's not taking it i think you're a catch dog i think you're a catcher well you're laughing you get to think you're tossed sometimes but you're definitely a catch you call me a toss yes sometimes man like that all the time you know hey does anybody else feel some positive energy going on positive energy positive energy positive energy only two people are going to me and you man yeah that's how you put out a tweet y'all are the people that come to work on like monday morning hey how was your weekend shut the [ __ ] up i hate you are we rolling oh fantastic hey guys welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world how y'all feeling good yay positive energy what is this door the explorer what are they gonna talk back to us what's going on sorry i have so much energy if you guys aren't subscribed make sure to hit that subscribe button uh coming off a bit of a bender to say the least so dude it's like i think you passed bender yeah i'm this this is actually not the pot we're actually here to talk to you we're all here it's the interesting intervention bro it's been for 40 days of straight just drinking smoking partying i can't stop i fought floyd mayweather what else is there to do nothing oh he's gonna be 65 in a wheelchair like i just fought floyd mayweather that's why i've been boozing mayweather's been dead for nine years let it go man still doing drugs i'm gonna be the grandpa my grandkids are gonna be around hey you're that guy just tell the same story i bought floyd mayweather did you know yes grandpa we know grandpa you've told this 100 times holy [ __ ] tommy tommy tommy tommy come here oh oh he's oh he's playing with broly yeah i don't want my dog because he's cute that's my brand new uh xl bully quinn uh we've gotten along just dandy over the past couple weeks puppy life has been going great he's a great dog and i and i almost can't leave him which is why we've had a bit of an issue oh another issue we're back at it no actually this is an issue to solve those issues i wanted to spend a little time with the kid on a european extravaganza and you're kidding him in spain they don't say their s is there nice george real nice guy but it's a boy bro it's a boy congrats man that's not my baby though whose baby is it listen here's the deal um yeah so we're going to go on this european adventure and logan has to bring the [ __ ] dog and and listen let me explain to you real quick this ain't just some normal are you [ __ ] kidding me bro i already kevin if he's gonna be out of line take his id and get him the [ __ ] out of here wow so we got extended this opportunity to go on this european extravaganza to meet with some high-end billionaire out in in spain what's a low-end deal in new york that's a good question like one is like one to two bills like one to two bills this dude's like did it like 15 times but you know originally so i'm like logan do you got to come on this trip logan rolls out a laundry list kevin remember what i said about the id i'm done no no i want to hear this stuff because i'm actually i'm not there out of here i'm off if you're in spain look for us soon no no come on watch it today's absolutely build us up like that so they're high billionaires they have multi bills they're high billionaires okay their billionaires are just small and he had a list a long list you said it's a laundry list rolled out a laundry list he said okay i was like we're going to ibiza we're going to madrid to meet up with these people to talk right he's like if i go on this trip i also want can i say what is that sure i also want to go to the emirates i want to bring my tiny dog the whole trip and i want all of the travel to be done private i go you're that guy i go hold on you used to do southwest with me yes i go bro do you know what the return flight from dubai looks like dubai to miami man that's a quarter million dollar g5 bro like it's very exciting now now let me explain but i thought there were a million there they are so i hit them up and up so 25 is like later this is them this is him what does he want yeah that's fine he wants emress buy a memories we just want to be on oh you want to be on it why okay some problem and the puppy okay he wants emirates yeah we'll buy it so they were like they were like yeah sure whatever you want so i'm trying to talk him out of bringing the [ __ ] dog because it just seems like a lot of work bro it seems like we're trying to go to ibiza he's a great puppy i promise you he'll be nothing but accommodating to everything that you need mike and by the way we had this conversation the other day my demands are simply to uh make sure that i feel comfortable this whole trip because because i've been places before where i i'm just not having a good time and then the whole trip is ruined um and like i told you the other day george i feel like i'm in a spot where i'm not gonna i'm not i really don't want to waste energy like everyone should hopefully reach this point where your energy is is finite right and and do not waste it on [ __ ] it's your currency and i don't know i don't want to spend that if i'm you know doing something maybe without without purpose or like and also the fact that i've been doing this for 45 days straight bro like is is is terrifying to me every shot i take including the two i took before this podcast because my dad handed me a box i love how all this is built up just for his puppy to come like you're that guy huh you will really make people i have separation anxiety i can't leave him i left him for 24 hours while i was in vegas bro and it ate me alive because when i sit down when i lay down at night he puts his head right on my neck and he cuddles with me he looks at me like this like don't like don't leave me dad and i have to look at him because he saw what you did to the other dog broly probably talked to him and said hey man i don't know don't get used to it but it's like we were at the w together and then we came here and then i guess i'll only get one move with the guy broly was not at the w broly's right there and by the way when i came back today like my absence you know is i'd assume would be somewhat significant didn't even look at me he doesn't care about anything and just to clarify because this has become like a point of contention within the audience broly is very happy at his new digs he's very happy with david the german videographer they have a they have a great relationship oh i'm dying inside why it's so stupid david [ __ ] what they care about come here first the dog's breathing he's eating he's drinking water he's with a good family oh no i can't i care i only care because i'll hear and it like upon first glance like it is a little [ __ ] up bro that's really important he's still within the family bingo i thought he's with you oh yeah we actually been hanging out really yeah we have some good vibes his girlfriend's wearing bubba town case that i gave to logan that he never wears when did you give me your bubbaton you disrespect your best friend and your dog every day every day not my new dog i need you to change clothes it's been it's been 48 hours in the same jobs you're rich you're rich go wear other clothes why would i stop wearing the coolest outfit in the world because you make that outfit you could put on brand new ones it's the same one it is the same one [Laughter] yo speaking of that outfit it's a one-on-one prototype maverick athletics baby no this [ __ ] is different speaking of that outfit i saw you get pressed in that outfit um by someone on the internet you're wearing the same have you changed no no i'm it's bad bro it's yeah what is it so i see this video of you coming out of a hakkasan shout out hawkstown shout out all those guys get impressed by what looked like a very angry bi who the [ __ ] was that game so we'll we'll do a full like ufc breakdown a vegas breakdown that's where we were this past weekend um and i you know i have stories including this one and we were making a good pace after the ufc fight it was the perfect level of tipsy having fun um like i said our pace was good the security we weren't getting stopped like crazy um kind of just b-lining to make it to hakka-san to meet john schwartz at dinner like shout out john thanks for inviting us um and you know a lot of not a lot some people chirp you'll get the occasional like hey [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] logan paul i'm like i'm like no yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] me like i'm with you like i get it and uh this one guy um he screams at the top of his lungs i'm about to enter hakkasan for dinner he goes hey [ __ ] jake ball is that where you draw the line he's like i'm not sure that's good nah so i really had no dog in this fight straight up but he was looking at me and uh i was like i'm kind of bored let's spike this adrenaline real quick and uh i go turn around and go hey what the [ __ ] you say and i look at the guy he got a suit coat on and hit his chest is out and he got glasses like he obviously also had been partying and drinking and i respected it i respected his ability to look me in the eyes and say hey [ __ ] jake ball so i'll give him a second i got time today we had a good pace i had some extra moments so i'll just show you the video right now um he looks like a psychopath logan looks like a psychopath in this video yeah i'll pull this over here we go do we got volume on this [Applause] hey so it's like you clapped yourself out bro you dogged him and you were like hey go check let's go logan let's go this guy himself up i was hyped up i was ready but now i want you to like replay it one more time and just i want everybody to see his creepy smile sure let me you can see from far away get you a different angle here [Music] oh he was just a little guy too he was about to have his life ruined no he wasn't because i'll tell you why yeah i'll never swing first right i won't touch you i literally won't like like i'll have some that was strictly fun i turned around i said that was cool like and also respect to the guy like dog he held his ground that was for me that was nothing more than a test to see if his verbal um hurls at me would equate to how he uh was if i was in his face and they did and i i went to my security i said man was about it he was about it like you know if if this was not a casino where i had um a mountain of potential lawsuits on my hands like who knows what would have happened but i respected the kid uh yeah i always got to give respect if someone's willing to go to be about it and he was but uh do you think every day you walk out now you're gonna have people be like oh about it [ __ ] you logan cuz i'm telling you that was like a rare rare circumstance by the way i just wanna you know he gets the [ __ ] you logan everyday every time he steps outside so don't do it now thinking that you're gonna like hustle with him you made it sound like when he goes outside people are just [ __ ] throwing chairs oh people no no but you get every day there's a time where somebody's driving by hold on a second that for like months on end what are you talking about bro you get that a lot i've been with them everywhere in the world never once in a a while once in a blue moon somewhere i'm the blue moon that's always around i went to the ufc fight right jake has made a fantastic job of making ufc fans hate the polls and nobody said [ __ ] you when i first walked in i heard not even kidding less than five like logan you're a [ __ ] less than five everyone else was like yeah dog it's just the time still five that's five times a day but the tides have turned my my friend no they've changed and uh i didn't know they changed because when i go to la fitness i still get it every time i go for a layout you get it [ __ ] logan i'm not even logan bro like [ __ ] off yeah but why why and i'll tell you i'll tell you why my this sentiment for me rings true guess who cold called me jackie chan i was so excited the day of the ufc fight guess who cold called me i'm sitting on my couch see a name pop up on my phone what what to say mike go ahead guys you said what would you say jackie chan yeah miles jackson toxic bill clinton nope dana white so right in the middle of the two yep dana white name pops up on my phone dana white i go what the [ __ ] i show jake he's sitting there it's 11 a.m we're eating breakfast and i'm like this is weird um why do i even have his contact like that wait it was in your phone like dana white is calling yes how did you get his number we were in a group chat uh with a bunch of people we bet on like a uh like a the horse derby oh kentucky yeah we bet on that he was in it so i put him in my contact and he called me and i heard group chat yeah why i hear about these group chats bob metery was in it it was weird yeah it was weird like yeah so i answer and uh and i'm not sure what to expect because again jake's jake's pissed him off him and jake have like an ongoing feud but i've also come out publicly and said i love dana white like i just love dana what i always have i always will he's a ruthless businessman he's he's the head honcho um and i got no beef with him but i'm not sure how he feels about me because by default my relationship with my brother will always take precedence but if i can be cool with someone i will calls me he goes hey man this logan i'm like what's up dana he's like so the seats that you got you got two tickets right i was like yeah he goes so i got i got i got better seats for you in what's called billionaires row he's he's like um you have a much better experience whatever and i'm like flabbergasted and honored right like dana white's accommodating me this is fantastic and i said psych [ __ ] your seat [ __ ] you and your brother so so he basically tells me he's got good seats for me a better experience whatever i'm honored i say thanks dana and i hang up and jake's like yeah that was weird and uh he gave me really good seats who else was in my section banks i was a little upset banks got to sit next to adriana lima yeah thanks to tyson the victoria's secret model um i'mma be honest with you i've never seen someone more beautiful in my life like these these top top tier models have that effect where you look at them you're like how the [ __ ] like why yeah what how is this possible are you from this planet yeah she got a man's right yeah we're sitting next to her i think banks is her man good for him [ __ ] face up huh my god nah but i i i guess my thesis here is the sentiment around like me is not it's just not what it used to be like dana was willing to accommodate i was very i was very um thankful and i had a great time at the ufc fights which ladies and gentlemen this episode is sponsored by sea geek live events are finally back and 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swallow yeah swallow shots from o'malley oh man he looked to me like that dude that you set up in the gym that punching dude that you punched big bob he got no arms yeah just eating punch and i'm sitting there and i'm like well it's that was not a okay because there was a lot of people that went on twitter after that they were like is this an indicator of the strength of o'malley and that was a question a lot of people are asking like does that mean i'm out then i who knew a skull could take this kind of damn i'm telling i think um i'm gonna get roasted by the ufc fans i'm sorry guys i'll make sure to get my stats i've been partying i've been partying and i'm not paying attention to anything i think sean broke a record for most significant strikes landing ahead in a fight dawg every punch i was like what the rose could he did this at one point sean is so good he's so [ __ ] good he's incredible and he's fun to watch because he's so unorthodox you don't know what he's going to do oh he's dribbling yeah you go dribble the ball do a hit uh spin and hit him at every hit is in the head a significant strike he's very loose he's never lost it's because he's always having fun and that fun translated we've had other guys say that in the show you know we're not having fun conor's not having fun no that's uh i don't i don't think it's it anymore bro i don't think he hasn't lying on him anymore i i wasn't done with the yeah we're not done with sean just yet i'm so sorry slap my hand though but no wait what's today the first time somebody cut you off it's i wasn't even talking about that [ __ ] i'll never forget the calendars bro how many episodes i go without ever interrupting anyone or saying anything that would never ever stop i'm so sorry if i go so you you know what let me just unplug this right now i was gonna say i was gonna say he's always having fun that's his thing and um as a friend of sean i like okay he had a lot of fun after the party as well at the after party yeah and i got the uh opportunity to hang with him that night i've never seen um anyone party harder in my life the kids straight out of a [ __ ] movie i'm telling i'm telling you no shirt right no shirt every single liquid that was on the table ended up on sean's head and everyone at his table me his boys just like yeah [ __ ] show whatever dude goes and dives in the pool at um we were at excess he went and dove in the pool on the shallow end like the gradual slant shallow end though in four inches of water bro first i go up to him i'm like are you okay he's like i hit my head no yeah they tried to try to kick him out we got him to stay but he's so much fun inside and outside of the ring like i love that kid so much he is really really really really fun i remember when he got really [ __ ] up and he told me why he got into fighting did you ever tell you why he get chicks he's like yeah man he's literally looking at she's a car oh that's yeah nice i was like yeah i was he goes dude you know chicks love fighting i just love fighters and i was like is that why you gotta divide he goes no like literally that's exactly why i got it i was like oh [ __ ] okay so he's like what like three four fights now into this celebrity like suga show like every time he fights now you see all these big stars kind of tweeting and because it was the fight of the night it's so interesting it used to be but but and you know dude's incredible like i said unorthodox but i i always try to present the the differing viewpoint i think going into this one even uh people were questioning the the quality of his opponent opponents a little bit i know nothing about moutinho okay okay um so i guess then the question of me asking like what do you think his next fight looks like probably is not we don't have an answer for it but i i did i this is not my sentiment obviously but i did see some people talking about it on the on the way in that wasn't moutinho's debut fight correct i have no okay when i say i know nothing i know his hair is we're obviously going to partner them because they both color their hair like fun colors i don't know we obviously don't know enough about this particular fighter to talk on 11 days eleven days his opponent correct wait who is he supposed to fight then i actually don't know i don't know we're a little out of out of context on this one but but i will say this the moutino dude i i just have never and shout out sean definitely my favorite fighter in the ufc funnest to watch right now but this moutino dude out of milford mass by the way maniac i mean i i just could not believe and there was a controversial stoppage on the fight as well it wasn't controversial you don't think it was controversial so i don't think so my question was this what was different in that exact moment about his approach in his hands versus the rest of the fight he he he had forward movement hands up forward movement the entire fight at that moment did it look like he was about to stop stop having that style whoo in the moment that the fight was stopped by by herb uh no i think herb dean heard her great referee by the way like are you sure because he gets booed when he comes out straight up when they announce him bro the ufc guys go boo i love herb d did he have a really controversial call yeah that what was it again it was yeah more than one right more than one including maybe this one why i say it's not controversial right i'm semi-biased because shaw's my friend and it's my opinion this dude moutinho was getting rough [ __ ] fried straight straight up straight up if if it made it to the decision it would solely be for the purpose of moutino being able to say i went the distance i fought the good fight whatever the but herbs herb dean's job as a referee is to protect the fighters and the referees take that [ __ ] very seriously they aren't they aren't who you think they are they aren't the the the guys who are playing referee they're hired by a commission and they have a job to do and that is to protect and keep the sanctity of the fighter safety and and if herb dean feels like moutinho is getting [ __ ] up beyond all belief which he was his face his face looked like it was put in a [ __ ] meat grinder bro and with 30 seconds left and sean o'malley heating up i didn't mind and every single strike a 9 out of 10 10 out of 10 strike hard like sean posted something on his instagram and i literally there was like 15 in a row i'm like what i think he did over i think he hit over 200 shots directions said and i should and i should just reiterate one more time because i don't want to piss off the fight fans on it you're i'm sure you're right and i this is not i'm obviously not a subject of expertise for me so um but but but it was i was sitting there watching it i just couldn't understand what was different in that exact moment with 29 seconds or 31 seconds left to go because i will say at other points in the fight moutinho did connect he did he did yeah he made something yeah you're going to you're going to get hit yeah like how dope it would be to be a ref watching it up close like a sick fight that everybody's been waiting for but you're right for jake's fight his his i go yo what was that guy wearing on his chest jake's ref against uh ben askren had a [ __ ] gopro on his chest that might be a bit of a future i'm not even kidding like imagine if you can cut to the refs pov why is that not a thing no it was for jake's fight i said that's incredible i don't know maybe maybe they don't want it where's that footage but look but look but look sean said after the fight he said yo maybe that stoppage took uh saved uh moutinho a couple years on his life and like we'll never know like truly but you know getting hit in the head is not something to undermine i mean he's gonna have a couple years added to his life but he's still gonna look like the dude from goonies yeah the guy that's do you know guys is that his name how do you how did he do that oh i don't know how did he take that many [ __ ] shots bro but yeah tough dude man warriors tough speaking of taking so many shots my man here me the last party that i was with you you were i didn't even know who you were you you were just not responding i didn't know who i was that's how that's what i'm saying yeah and uh i'm sorry uh uh i i managed somehow to get uh behind the dj booth and i was there for that that was great diplo was there and he said uh as a joke i'm homies with wes by the way we're gonna have him on this podcast one time diplo and i go scary far back vine back like became friends when i was on vine when he was big into like the twerking stuff and so wait what you got to talk about no diploma diploma arguably started twerking well expressions he's detoured no no no no no no no no no he he and like he's arguably responsible for twerking blowing up maybe gotcha it can be argued dude i pictured like him just like throwing it back to his own doesn't twerk but i ended up behind the dj booth and he wes is a fun a fun funny guy he goes yo he goes yo here take take this and he hands me the headphones of his [ __ ] dj this is where he's not responding to anything and he leaves i'm 8 out of 10 drunk and and not prepared for this moment or am i guess what i've been doing in puerto rico practicing my dear friend alec monopoly who paints he's an artist he's fantastic has a dj booth in his house and he's been teaching me how to dj so i've been learning how to spin and mix songs and transit translations i hate i hate this bro this this this worries i know what you listen to did you did tell me you put on something from what's it called the fam i don't know what i put up yeah no you started blasting boy uh boys to men everybody was slowing down they're like you just slow down the parts like what's the movie always the soundtrack yeah oh greatest showman the greatest show what i put on i wasn't present but the point is i did a successful transition i did it what was the thing do you remember the song no but diplo came back and said you basically ruined the party i said fire but then i did another set in san juan recently this past weekend and me and alex [ __ ] killed it why i say this is because i am [ __ ] looking for a residency is that what you're about to say right now i swear to god i'm going to learn how to dj a little bit i'll dj i love djing i love it so much it's so fun a lot of people shaking their heads i just don't know that you have the knowledge of music you have a better chance an actual bj and then before a dj yeah or oh dude look at your dad typing this in man my dad still dissing yeah yeah but i'm gonna learn i know how to dj and i'm gonna do it because i get the crowd hyped and i'll tell you why y'all laugh nah i i believe you my baby i'm tired of doubting that i'm not out of that wave anymore i believe it yes my basic understanding of music i i do have a really good tone i almost i don't have perfect pitch but i can match tones really well and i know it sounds good when sounds does i know it's going to be hit song way before it's ever a hit song i've called so many hit songs my basic ass [ __ ] pop ear has a really like relatable sound and if i just pay a little bit of attention to what sounds good i think it could be oh i have no doubt that you know what's going to hit when it comes to the top 40s pop yeah that scares me yo i've never seen that dog bark in my life until now it's like i hate it broly's flipped upside down on his back so just kill me now it's a song about numbers the youth could learn how to count is the beginning yeah he's in the bag i think the peak was mayweather bro it's going down oh [ __ ] you want to get her from me ladies and gentlemen we interrupt this program to deliver you a very important message from our sponsor bluechu say it with us bluetooth is making waves and bringing more confidence to the bedroom by offering trouble tablets that can help 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pay five dollar shipping that's bluetooth.com promo code logan receive your verse entry we thank bluetooth for sponsoring the podcast back to the show you want to get through mcgregor while we're on that ufc [ __ ] so mcgregor's leg it doesn't it's gone it doesn't exist anymore the felt fell off you know what the worst part is he wasn't even doing anything fam he just stepped like imagine if you well you probably do have to worry it happens i mean it basically happened you wanna know why because i wasn't drinking enough milk and logan texted me right after it happened he said yo what get that calcium let's pop it did he have a calcium deficiency because we know his tre is his chef his chef chef eric is our is my chef um and ksi chef strange chef eric gets her chef's like chef eric's like a [ __ ] of the influencer chef nah he's a hustler he called me before mcgregor yeah i love how you rebuttal that it's such a serious one no he's not a [ __ ] he's not he's a hustler he is he's so he's very very good at his job he called me after my fight and said yo that connor wants me to cook for him and i was like hey champ i'm gonna be traveling like go get that get that worked you're like i'm gonna be doing drugs i'll be drinking a lot so he went to go uh cook for connor but apparently he left out the calcium like we've been we've been roasting chef with the nutrients his legs snapped and all he did was step back well we we know why really because there was a kick yes that was checked it's i that's what dustin's that's what dustin's saying that's what jake said but i don't [ __ ] know oh gp so you know then why did his leg break with simple pressure there was a there was one kick again i'm so sorry ufc fight fans for not knowing this there was one kick that were conor or dustin pointed at him it was like a gotcha and jake thinks that that was where a hairline fracture took place and he and he stepped on it the perfectly wrong way and then it snapped and and the only difference between this and like the weedman break and the silver break was that the bone didn't pierce the skin his his foot [ __ ] snapped and his tibia landed on the mat and and i knew something um horrifying happened my angle i could see it like and it wasn't going to go on but um dustin continued to just pulverize him and then connor's kind of slumped in the corner still talking [ __ ] sitting next to joe rogan just talking [ __ ] yeah why visit my dms that lit well he called her a a biff or um what he said something ho she said she's looking biff or something she's looking buff and then then he called her a hoe and that was for me so i put out a tweet where i was like damn it's it's sad to see the such a meteoric rise of a star and and then equally as um sad downfall just because and we know this about conor and it's why conor is conor he's not like a standout human right like this the dude who like gets his ass kicked breaks his [ __ ] and is like calling your wife a hoe whilst like still sitting on the ground after a loss this is the dude that punches like a 65 year old man in a bar this is a dude that throws a a dolly through a bus attempting to do what by the way i don't [ __ ] know like he's not a great guy but he's so [ __ ] entertaining and even afterwards he posted on instagram the world needs people like me i agree they're like villains i agree like i [ __ ] agree and and i made a tweet again i said like it's rest in peace conor mcgregor's career who knows what will happen but he ain't gonna like that sure i don't think he gives a [ __ ] about i don't think i have to think about anything no dog he's mental fortitude is strong with that one i will have to say he is taking a lot of things from jake that's what he's gonna say how weird is that how weird is that it's like it's it's very copy and paste i feel that maybe he's training the fight and somebody's like that's doing the pr for him he's like tweeting and saying some [ __ ] and then telling him what to say because there's no way he's he's too smart bro he's not gonna rip that much there's two that would disagree you think i disagree there's a book called steal like an artist i do it all the time you uh you take inspo from something that inspires you and uh if you are the artist or the uh the showman sometimes subconsciously you'll do something that has influenced you because of what you saw in the past and jake's forte at this moment of time is his ability to market and make [ __ ] go viral and there was the uh the chain the change it was so that chain was so crazy that was like one thing when i saw that i was like i gave it to him right i think he was going to send it to dustin yeah with her without the ankle yeah jake show me this chain i said i'm gonna be honest like bro i've been in this game i know what a viral [ __ ] move looks like this is this is one of the most [ __ ] brilliant fun things i've ever seen in my life he's holding a [ __ ] nyquil bottle dude sleepy mcgregor like his eye his underwear is diamonds like you know at his fight and i looked at jake because when i walked in um one of the ufc reps i said uh hey is my brother here and she she looks at me and she turned white she goes your brother's coming i go uh i don't know she goes [ __ ] i'm like i don't think he has anything planned and he came in with a bucket hat and we were surely expecting like a [ __ ] jake paul champ but no one knew no one could see him because he wore a bucket hat and because of that i think no attention was drawn to him he didn't really get to show off the chain at the event he didn't really get to distract connor like he wanted to and i think obviously now jake's plans for fighting connor have been a little little uh like watered down because of the whole missing ankle thing yeah you know leg can't yeah you got no legs no like no contract why do you do that exactly yeah that sucks out there's no legs that fight was awful nice that fight was off to a good um you went to ihop after nah dustin was gonna win that was borrowed did you come up with that no that's good i like you because we went to ihop after yeah um what does that was gonna win i know and every time i saw them once again fight fans are probably gonna hate this but i think this is right once every time i saw them on the ground i was like that's not good for conor that's not where conor wants to be in that fight right no no conor is a striker right a great one right right so when he's on the ground and dustin dust is tough that's really tough um and and major congrats uh to dustin that was a crazy i got to meet i like him as a human by the way because if you see how classy he is he's a nice guy yeah but [ __ ] class bro i'm trying to be entertained bro he beat the [ __ ] out of the guy that was trying to entertain him you know what i'm saying like that's cool and that was entertaining that's [ __ ] cool like if somebody's chirping you just sit in there the dude talked about his wife bro who you what are you doing nothing no no no so i got to me i got to meet dave chappelle what what what the [ __ ] there were a lot of celebrities there you everybody why am i knowing this now that's kind of [ __ ] bro i met dave [ __ ] chappelle and and that's the dude that like you don't like he's goaded yeah he's the drake of the comedy room yeah and so someone introduced me they're like hey i'd like you to meet dave and i shook his hand again like slightly tipsy at this point and and i know how he is i've watched enough of him and his stand up to know that like like bro he lives in rural ohio he doesn't give a [ __ ] about anyone because he doesn't have to he has his family his friends his money like any second you get with someone of that uh magnitude that they give you their energy is a [ __ ] honor and i and i'm aware of that and so i try not to take too much time i didn't i i shook his hand and he gave me a look like this was cool he definitely knew who i was he he looked at me like this he goes i go dave i love you and that was all i said because you didn't say anything back no he's like yeah yeah he's not going over there no he not it he was very friendly and i and i didn't want to waste his time i just i know like i don't you know he'll tell you a joke no see that you're the mistake oh not that i wouldn't ask him to tell me yes you this is what you would do ready yeah i know what you do i'm comedian too man 100 you like the same thing bro dude you should come to my show [ __ ] you you should come to my show sometime that it you know that's my greatest strength and my greatest weakness i really treat everybody like how i treat everybody and sometimes that's not good uh shout out to the guy from entourage i'm sorry that was funny it's cool to see that exchange of respect though between high level like celebrities and influencers and i feel like it's happening so much nowadays like you're seeing you know what i'm seeing a lot with lately steve steve will do it that's that's and the elk boys they are these videos are actually russia i talked to kyle and steve today i wanted them to come on and do the second show today it looks like it's going to be trippy red it looks like at least um and they're traveling i mean that happy dad launch they're they're going nuts and every picture i see steven it's with donald trump it's with dana white it's with addison ray with the caption eiffel tower with him and kyle and i'm like wow i spoke with addison about that she she didn't she really no she didn't care i i i care so did i i was like i didn't comment on it i was like i i said i was like i thought she was in on it kyle was in the middle kyle i mean yo listen here's the deal if that's so if that wasn't steve's humor i would have taken offense to it don't look at me and say that she's not gonna ask he's not gonna stand in the middle of the picture like oh i thought you were never mind never never mind what's wrong with your mind where are you going where are you what are we talking about the end of the day on this show absolutely [ __ ] nothing not a single nothing bro you put the bottle down chief put the [ __ ] bottle down i can't stop you're out of control and another word from our sponsors lucy nicotine is a company founded by caltech scientists and former smokers looking for a better and cleaner nicotine alternative finally tobacco alternatives that don't suck researched and developed for three years to be made for people not patients lucy has created a nicotine gum with four milligrams of nicotine that comes in three flavors winter green cinnamon and pomegranate lucy also has a lozenge with four milligrams of nicotine that comes in three flavors cherry ice citrus and mint lucy lozenges and gums are fsa and hsa eligible so you can use your fsa cards to purchase lucy now and it's convenient and discreet products can be enjoyed anywhere on flights at work on the go or even in the gym it's 20 21 get rid of your cigarettes 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leonardo dicaprio let me explain she's saving the environment right so i'm at hyde the other night by the way we back outside la's really in you know no don't say we in you're out you're out you live in a different world you live in a different you live in the middle of the jungle so hives opened the other night and i'm there with some people uh also this girl from yesterday stop pointing at things i can't keep my attention looking at joe coyle over here comet is non-hair okay we're at high the other day partying normal night i walk over to this table and there's a girl on her knees giving one of the men at the table head inside of her you're [ __ ] lying to me dead serious dead serious who's the guy do i know these things no but the girl why the guy so who's the good guy about that who's throwing it about that i can't even get my girl to stand up on the [ __ ] boat with me who's getting down to that level so that's not that's not the story this would be a story oh that's that's a difference for a different show for a show that i would do okay but like i will give you a little bit more insight later on that night i went to an after party it was about 3 30 a.m and there was a man chasing that same girl around a very high-end hollywood hills mansion while she was completely butt naked in front of 200 people and he was smacking her in the ass with slices of pizza that's what i walked into that was the first thing i saw and then somebody was like yo there's a gang bang going on in the basement i got an uber and i left i went to another party where i also hung out he's like this he's like i'm out but i also hung out with your ex and i want to get into that as well oh wait wait she was at a party she was the girl getting chased around the house with the pizza no she's not playing not playing she wasn't that can't make that cut it was a joke all right maybe you didn't so yes we're out of hand today bro we're out of pocket so yesterday she's talking this girl i'm with um two times in one week by the way i think i might be ready to settle down again not with this girl specifically but i like the idea anyways two times in one week i'm trying to explain to this girl because we're talking about the hyde situation with this dude sucking dick this [ __ ] aidan ross god dang it dude he's rubbing off it was aidan ross listen stop talking about the situation at hyde and i i try to somehow in my in my mind justify the situation maybe he was trying to save the environment and when it came out of my mouth it didn't make much sense but let me guys out let me ask you guys a question what aren't you doing when you're giving someone head name a couple things literally littering flying in a private jet i'm not driving a car throwing straws into it you've driven the car before you could do listen i didn't think it through but for the most part oral sex happens in a house if i could take the last three minutes of my life back i really that's what she said that's what she said you had sex with her no i didn't this one's a reach it didn't work this one's a [ __ ] reach dude i want to know how many times you've tried to hook up with this girl that you got to that point it didn't work well you're like listen do you want to see the environment girl you're talking about also because nothing yo how stupid would she be if she said yeah i want to save the environment one second i got to buy this thing and keep in mind it was a joke keep in mind it was a joke but yeah it didn't work it failed miserably just like it did on the show it happens bro nah [ __ ] your joke [ __ ] it so hard she beat next oh yeah drake went on a date drake went on a really that was a date and by the way everyone's like i don't know what is the sentiment like they're kind of laughing at it because he he he made like a video or took a picture with the kids or the the his dates son the son is brony's teammate on the basketball team wait one more time drake it went on a really expensive date at the dodger stadium a private table empty stadium with the mother of one of brawny's teammates correct who drake is cool with basically it's like hey kid i hope you know you're gonna do well you're gonna be a superstar i'm gonna go [ __ ] your mom oh my god but don't it's not like like i ain't like it's not like that but i'll be right back why [ __ ] your mom i mean it's drake if anybody's gonna [ __ ] my mom no they can't type about it oh he's bro i would it's drink drake it's drake [ __ ] my mom [ __ ] me come over here when you're done with her i'll give you the next minute jake what though it's strange it's true who's offended no yeah it's straight and by the way and by the way it's not like i'm i'm being physique it's not like hey [ __ ] my mom it's like dog he took her to a rented out dodgers stadium there's no one there a private table private server i'm sure the food's incredible and and they got custom jerseys custom it was very cute drake is the [ __ ] goat in all facets of life great music great dates let me tell you something let me tell you something bro as a person who considers himself like like i i'm really uh i consider myself a catch straight up i i won't how did you laugh at that because it's just such a funny way to set it up i think you're a catch too i i i why would you laugh he's not taking it i think you're a catch dog i think you're a catcher well you're laughing you got to think you're a toss sometimes but you're definitely a catch you call me a toss yes sometimes man like not all the time you know you know you're a catch a lot of the times man like but sometimes like yeah i'll do it i'll give it to somebody else right now i've never spent the time and effort that drake did to take that woman on a date he gives a [ __ ] drake's real bro he's the goat in the studio and in the dodgers stadium he's the best so i'm here to ask you today gentlemen because my answer pales in comparison to what drake's willing to do what's the most effort you put in to take a girl on a nice date oh [ __ ] i have bro i listen i ain't 6'4 all right i had to try you know what i'm saying i had to try bro you want me open up my catalog dog i got a lot of things i had to do bro i had to use comedy and you know like a lot of fireworks and [ __ ] like you had fireworks oh bro i'll just tell you what i do with my girlfriend so i don't get in trouble cool yeah first date we were friends all my friends struck out and i respectfully asked all my friends first before going and asking her out i said yo can i like i'm not even gonna lie i was like yo can i smash none of you guys [ __ ] smashed and they're like yeah sure go ahead and i was like i bet i'm gonna try to do this yeah and so uh i went i [ __ ] before that i was trying to be friends with us i had to go to [ __ ] dance classes i legit went to dance classes with this [ __ ] and she hugged this other dude and it got me so mad i took a lime scooter home like i didn't even sure i was mad but some dude like picked her up and like flung her around and i was like they [ __ ] hundred percent and i got mad and i took my [ __ ] scooter and i was like riding home like this this [ __ ] died and i had to get a bird it was the worst experience right so i was like [ __ ] i gotta keep trying i gotta hang out with her and her friends took her and her friends to malibu we were having a good time why the [ __ ] are you having a sword in your hand right now he was using it as a back scratcher the audience sorry sorry uh so uh took her on a date but before i took on a date i had it all scheduled first it was mastros i knew that we were gonna get nice dinner steaks you know she was vegan i didn't [ __ ] plan you idiot yeah i didn't plan i didn't plan that one but their appetizers were great uh and then i told her to bring two sets of clothes one really nice so when you go to dinner and i said if you still want to hang out with me we're going to jump into sweats and then we're going to go to movies right after maybe mini golf and [ __ ] like this i had like this whole schedule league thing going on mad lame you did dinner in a movie well you think i had money to go to the dodger stadium dude logan is not taking any [ __ ] he will kill anything today he goes he goes i did something so crazy i took her to dinner in a movie well the dancing the dancing livestream i was gonna tell you what i did with my girlfriend but i brought two sets of clothes you didn't even you didn't even ask i told her to bring two sets of clothes instead of one okay first of all i didn't say it like i was drunk and then second i whispered into her in the movie theaters i was like you trying to save the environment nice you suck i was captain planet that day that was a fire wind earth we should just give it to logan today this guy he finished oh no nothing i've never done anything i i'm honestly the i tell girls this right off the bat i'm literally the least romantic person it's something i have to work on like heavily or don't you've been doing pretty well you're trying yeah but it's yeah but it sucks it's just like i just don't i don't know what it is like i have this like problem where when i do like cute [ __ ] i feel like a like a [ __ ] kinda i think like maybe i'm not like in tune with my feminine side enough does that make does that make sense it actually does i feel like there's a there's a definitely a subsection of the audience that's agreeing with you i agree no no and by the way that sucks no that sucks i agree it's i feel terrible yeah i can get there i could do like the like the nice what do you guys call it like like compliments instead of just like you ever you ever grab a girl behind you yeah you talked about this and while you're making love you say i love you so much baby not that just like this one not the an eye contact because i don't wow that's sad stop stop stop sorry i was i was actually here for that i thought that would have been a good addition to the podcast i don't think so you you are in rare yo can we get him tequila next time instead the vodkas turn him into a [ __ ] nazi bro he's like just your story sucks yeah dude you're watching my [ __ ] [ __ ] air fam i'm watching this i was making love [ __ ] would be like this no no i just want to say i don't know because like you like maybe you like turn your hat around you're a different person when you make love you know you just uh i need to work on it i really i'm just not big on the um what do they call that that part of um that school of like love no no not that you know how there's like four different things there's like acts of kindness verbal affirmations like that kind of stuff touch touch yeah i suck at all of them i hate to say it like so abruptly like this but i'm just have gotten a lot of experience i'm just really good at sex like just i can i know i know i'm like literally because there's two danny i know you're here can you show that can you just show really can you get both of them there's danny one i i swear to god when i was just about to get into the story i was gonna tell right there i thought of the fact that there was double danny your empathy is growing it see you could be a nice guy because i was gonna start talking about like eating box and [ __ ] and all that [ __ ] and i thought to myself like don't say that stuff a lot of box eating huh big box eating guy this guy somebody said it the other day they sent me a dm because i guess on one podcast you're like yeah i don't eat [ __ ] and they were like he's a [ __ ] yeah i was a [ __ ] you were into it now well he had a he had a terrible situation that happened to him he didn't no no you didn't hear about this you're his [ __ ] best friend you didn't hear about this well i i've heard a lot of stories that have happened in the bedroom well there's a lot of horrible stories i've heard stories that can you guys just give me [ __ ] earmuffs for two seconds is that possible there's been stories there's been stories that have dude their stories there have been stories that involved blue [ __ ] shooting out there have been stories out of it you know all the stories i'm talking about was it green or blue it's green green there have been stories of i mean come ending up i've heard every so i don't know which one you're speaking of george yeast infections sti i've heard where have you been bro where do you get your girlfriend's a grocery store see a dark place yeah that's what i'm saying the hole you're delving into right now is a diseased well the one that stopped them from eating out i thought everybody here smells sore i still don't know what you're talking about so i like to know i don't want to talk about it i have no idea what you're talking about all right so thank god i was there i was watching this actually i was i was trying the hedges and i saw him from the window and he was like that he was down there and and he didn't know that the girl got around she was right she was a little dirtier than the max and he was just eating around and then he got stuck he was in there and he couldn't get out and i was trimming the head just like logan look at it he was like running around he's like i can't get her off of me i can't get her off yeah and so he never ate [ __ ] ever again it was a traumatic we had to take him to the er to get the girl off of him we actually saw her at hyde last week sucking some guy's dick in the middle of the [ __ ] and [ __ ] it was she was telling about [Laughter] are you okay bro no this fell on you bro i thought it came from there look i thought it came from i said what happened this is heavy that's why i was like how did it travel that far did that hit you in the head no dude this is heavy this is like 10 10 15. where are you no maybe 30. we're heating up that was a great call back thanks man yeah it was nice he even said dink by the way he didn't say dick thank you for noticing that i i bro listen oh he did listen man george let me say this you have become the mvp george everybody loves georgie and no i don't say that is everything's gonna hate me bro that's not true no it's not that's never gonna happen i've i've already i've already claimed that title you will never take it from me um my most elaborate date um yeah my thing is if i care i care not have not gone on a lot of dates but you know if um if i'm in a position where i am going on a date i do like to put in some effort uh you know i've done like the skydiving thing i've done the um malibu wine safari thing like a lot of basic [ __ ] i have yet to like have a date that sticks out in my mind as uh as some real real special stuff you know um in my opinion i will say a good date ideally is like a it has phases to it phase one two three it's not just uh hey we went here it did this there's like a a warm-up there's your peaking and then there's the after and it's an experience it's a full you know eight hour maybe even more uh day-long experience if you will um and i've had a couple of those but yeah man now i feel like well also i gotta how do i what do i do like how do i listen you saw i did a couple of things right did the i did a valentine's day where i took her to koreatown koreatown and had all the places set up i have it in did you vlog it that's the problem yeah i never do anything like that yeah yeah it wasn't a vlog that one was actually a tick tock and i apologize let me okay in our relationship we don't ever post gifts okay so let me parlay into something we had nadeshot on the show a long time ago and he oh he said something to me that always stuck out which is why he why he stopped vlogging he didn't like vlogging because as soon as you were done filming one episode all you were thinking about was what's the next episode and that leaked into my last relationship and obviously we you know i will take the blame for it kind of put that front center and it was you know drove a bunch of different feelings within the relationship but it even continues now and every week i'm like yo what's what am i doing like what am i shooting this week you you obviously can relate still you can relate more than anybody because you did it for so long and i brought it up to roman atwood uh a couple weeks ago and i told him like my thoughts and everything and he said to me um you're in a similar place that a lot of other creators have been have gone before you and i'm going to tell you something right now that i really want you to take to heart and think about he said don't get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life actually could no that actually hit me hard because i'm dealing with now bro don't be so don't get so caught up in making a living you [ __ ] me up with your booze it's actually a really really powerful statement don't get so caught up in making a living that you forget to make a life for yourself right no i i that hit me pretty much and me too and so i i over the past like week or so i've been thinking to myself i'm like damn all i ever think about is business what's the next vlog what's the podcast who's the guest who's what's this who's that what's this what's that not a night of life so it kind of [ __ ] you up yeah and not enough time like really cherishing like what i have where i've come from the people around me and hobbies uh [ __ ] that's such a strong fight and i bring that up because i have a new hobby you got a new hobby yeah you're gonna take out your pocket today no that's an old hobby he brought drugs get it get it from him and plastic drug bags this is bad guys no i started collecting space junk this is a meteorite that landed in china let me see that i purchased can i hold it yes absolutely take it out as it's in his hands yep you bought a meteorite yeah it's that was my first one but now i'm very interested in the space why did you do that in the space i see what you did there nice i reached out to you the other day wow and the person who sold me that collected it himself in china um i reached out to you the other day what did i say to you regarding space you said hey man we should go to the moon [Music] i mean that yeah i really mean that okay and i want to set up a fund for us to go to the moon and start putting money in it no one's going to fund us no no no our we're funding oh menu yeah all right um did you buy this because it's 69 i saw that too yes that is why i bought it i think it's 6969 too yes it is right that's that's actually bought it from a pervert this is nothing more than a rock from like utah oh my god you just dropped it from the sky it came out it's used the same thing yeah that [ __ ] came from space but but listen to me listen here's the thing and and there's a lot of topics about the space stuff right now because everybody's starting to go there bezos space yeah yeah it's about to go yeah people uh branson just went how much does it cost half a million oh that's not bad well hold on there's all different ways to go you could do zero g you could do actual orbit you could do sub orb whatever right flat earthers by the way oh they got to be pissed they're angry they gotta be pissed like like now's the time like for real now's the time where like the gig's up yeah what do they do i got a side story really quick that girl that was with last night no not i would assume that every girl that gets with you is a flat earther no no no no that quite the opposite i thought you were flying i thought you were gonna know where i was going with it she's not a flight riser she's got a she's i i out of my mouth came the following state we got into this like netflix like what are we gonna watch thing and i said well there's like a really important piece of content on youtube you watch the flat earth documentary with this so that's your ideal uh they hey see what look what i've done it well not yeah hi you want to know something romantic watch me for an hour 15 minutes i know you're next to me there's me again [Laughter] and after we're done i'm going to show you a little book you can take home like a little goodie bag it's an important piece of content yeah um but but uh space is the final frontier star trek doesn't just say that for no reason we don't know anything we don't know anything you know tiniest tiniest fractional bit i don't your our religion tells us some stuff i love i always just quickly became youtube i mean you're because like i can't but we don't know really truly what's out there and that excites me because you want to know what i'm excited about too i know it's here i know it's here on this planet oh yeah yeah yeah we all do and we know everything about it what's getting you pumped up these days beyond belief to a point where you're gonna [ __ ] so your thesis is we don't know what's out there and that's why i want to go to the moon yeah let me tell you not the moon not the moon we know it's there no okay no matter where you go yeah you won't know what's out there what if you go to infinite what if you go to west hollywood still no well we'll know what's there but we won't know everything or that you'll you're telling me that i can witness inside hide for example the same oddities that i could witness in outer space that's right there will be a girl sucking dick the moment you land on the moon okay cause listen but yo seriously though i love this podcast whatever whatever public looks like on the moon you're gonna get there this could be an alien give us give it some other alien top like this what though is that an alien [ __ ] that's not possible on my bucket list i have a couple things here one of them is to see an alien blow job well i'm gonna add that but another one is to collect debris from my mom collect debris from space that landed on earth which you already did and then i am serious when i say this i've said it before i'll say it again i am not going to die on this planet yeah you said that i won't die i said that again i'm i won't die i will not die i can't do it i'm gonna die on moon or the mars it's like the moon or the mars it's like a thing i want to do can i ask you something say hypothetically uh no religion exists uh uh we don't really know what's after you know but the what actually happens is wherever you die a little ghost version of you shows up and you're just on the moon what the [ __ ] guys i won't be able to haunt anyone that's what i'm saying just how we're gonna light how am i gonna [ __ ] turn a light switch off dude you would lose a candle how am i gonna haunt people [ __ ] you can't i didn't think about that what i'm saying you gotta be careful bro [ __ ] you you gotta be careful gotta check off all those boxes though yeah let's go let's go then what's settled what's the deal with the vaccine there's a new uh thing called delta because yeah yeah it's a flight i've been taking the first class yeah delta has been killing me for a long time before the virus i don't even think about the variant that's what you're referring to the delta variance that a stronger variant you go there's a hitman coming right look this guy killed somebody for sure watch wait wait wait there he is percent audience 100 percent the dj bro audience can't see that if you turn the camera anywhere no vac so what's the deal with the vaccine my professional recommendation as a uh a voice a voice and a catch of this generation to anyone listening to this i would say get the vaccine okay that's where i'm landing mike so i don't know where you're going with this but in general my my my sentiment is get the vaccine you don't want to [ __ ] around with this virus mine is do whatever you feel comfortable with doing don't let anybody pressure you into doing it if you don't want to do it but if you want to do it do it i don't think you should be open for like a disguise like yo i've nev never once said people came up hey man you got the flu shot like no [ __ ] get out of here bro what are you fry's electronics sorry they did that that won't make sense but at the flight circus nevermind i had to have one bad joke dog i was spraying yeah you're crushing um okay so the vaccine topic's out looks like we're uh running a little hot topics here i could open up my little thing right opens up a deeper conversation i felt bad for her about what what happened so she um what happened she got hired to do the ufc uh i don't know what she got hired to do just one interview for a fighter that was from her hometown oh okay what's the [ __ ] problem with that she interviewed a fighter from her hometown and then what got fired like for real oh she just made a joke around she's a troll and that's your retweet that's fantastic wait what happened did she like [ __ ] up on the interview no no no i think people were just mad because she made a tweet about doing like broadcast journalism for like this moment and and she she only went for you know she didn't complete the course because she got famous on tick tock and like you know there's real broadcast journalists out there who are in school and working hard and studying um and then graduated and got their degree who maybe didn't get the job yeah but but bro it's [ __ ] addison ray like dana white is smart they don't think about this dude you were in boxing your whole life there's people that would be killing to be fighting mayweather but sometimes not for you and sometimes the cards dude i hate how everybody's so sour about things i noticed this with the young tic-tock stars especially the women for some reason they're on the chopping block a bit more than the average creator which i don't like that the melios go through this as well and it's it's it's it's horseshit to be honest with you and i feel bad because um i don't know if they're in a spot yet like like uh for example jake is where they can kind of just raise a middle finger villains and be like like [ __ ] off literally [ __ ] off like they still have to be liked that's that's their stick right um and so i do feel bad for them because they're trying to fit this um persona that they may or may not be but regardless if they want to keep doing what they do they they have to bend a little bit for a bunch of [ __ ] which i don't i don't like so i feel i feel bad for for her and any young creator who gets [ __ ] on for just being themselves and doing what they do it kind of sucks it's also just part of being on the internet you know it's like it's like the internet sucks right yeah but yeah but also like these people like here's the here's the here's the trade-off bro here's the trade-off ready you get to do this for a living dog if someone was like hey man you get to [ __ ] talk [ __ ] with your friends make stupid videos and make millions of dollars yeah and there's gonna be like there's gonna be like five percent of the people who watch your [ __ ] who say mean things about you yeah would you would you not do it no i am how are you doing i'm doing it right now doing it but that's what i'm saying i think like the sooner i said this so many times like the sooner these people can realize that like not every thing that comes your way deserves a response actually nothing that comes your way deserves a response not a single thing like bro [ __ ] every i've said this since the beginning i and i've failed myself remember when i always used to say [ __ ] everybody on the show that was like how i started you're a rookie bro and then and then people started coming at me and i was like damn [ __ ] everybody's hard to execute on it was hard to execute on because once people start to amass and they say things like ratio how am i supposed to live through something like that ratio is ratio like or or even worse you tweet something l l some people is it for love some people started to combine them though right under my tweet l plus ratio do you get ratioed no but even if i was that's my question what is ratio but that's my question when you make it you make a statement and then a a comment under it it gets more engagement than your original statement oh wait wait wait aidan was just talking about the ratio but here's my question whether it's l l plus ratio ratio plus you're old at what point are you able to as a creator say there is not one thing that anyone can do or say that i give a single [ __ ] about except for my fans and the people that put money in my pocket michael from the bottom of my heart yeah it's i feel like this is about to be mean because you've just been in the vodka moment oh okay i feel like this is gonna be mean i've achieved that enlightenment okay what's it like it's [ __ ] fantastic it took me took me six years of this [ __ ] before i was like wait a second i don't give a [ __ ] how long how long six years oh my god i don't give a [ __ ] about anyone except the people that give a [ __ ] about me anything else is like nah stop like i don't sponsors fans friends family cops police yeah those are the three so okay so fans friends and family like put them all in the same bucket sponsors for me dick dick pills i'll just yeah right i'll just go back on what i said and this is this is a powerful statement help me get through the tokyo [ __ ] why would i let a group of strangers belittle me and tell me who they think i am i don't know you i'm not even sure i respect you i'm sure you have an opinion it's probably shitty and if it's not maybe maybe i'll listen to it and try to take some feedback from it but like in general like there's not a lot of uh positivity or goodness or even constructive criticism that's taking place on the internet it's just attack attack attack and uh the noise just became too much and i think the younger generation is actually going to get better at filtering filtering well they lean off to a good start oh oh i feel sorry without filtering it out no but i mean the the the output is no better right now the output is no better it is because now it's even brainless it's just it's automated like now it's l l plus ratio like it's not even it's they they have been habitually programmed it's a letter to but listen it's a letter but it but what but want to know what that similarly to the um giving head instead of polluting do you want to know what that letter means it means their lack of ability to provide positive input okay so even though it's just a letter the the the non-infusion of positive input is palpable we just had this conversation in the car ride before this podcast a lot of these people who are saying means [ __ ] truly miserable no have nothing better to do yeah nothing no which i'm not even mad at but life's boring for the most part that's why that's why we come into play that's why people are listening to this life's boring we just provide entertainment something to do people just want to be entertained one of the most important facets of life entertainment the entertainment vertical people this [ __ ] sucks for the most part life is very hard if you've managed to get a home and figure out a routine and you can eat and drink and you have family and people that love you can spend quality time with people like life can be good but for the most part this it's hard life is a struggle so that's what we're here to do like kind of alleviate some of that and a lot of these people who are saying mean [ __ ] really don't have anything better to do and that might not be their fault um you know maybe it is their fault that they lead with negativity but bro you can't be mad at it like like for you leave with ebony's empathy someone start commenting someone comments l like why do you care go get a hobby family don't go collect meteorites like comments trying to tie it back to addison and charlie i'm i'm a lot closer to where you are than i was six months ago i don't give a [ __ ] i i i really literally never know you don't i know you don't i used to i've seen the these kids though i've said this before it's hard it's hard so i mean bro you gotta know what life think about what life is like after being ratioed do you know how hard it is to get a loan do you know how hard it is to get a loan after you get rationed on twitter how hard it's just exactly the same nothing happens what the [ __ ] is a ratio what if they're actually 16 they're like yeah we were looking through your uh banking and that's great um but when you posted this picture did you notice that the comma here i don't think you could sir you have the 830 credit score that's great you've provided your pay stubs for the last six years congratulations on your promotion at ge we're really happy for you 401k looks healthy uh you're applying for 185 000 loan to purchase an apartment great idea always going to be in need for people of lower income it's great investment property just got to talk to you about this one thing here we saw on twitter from 2000 what is it you tweeted uh what are you doing chocolate milk was your favorite beverage which by the way we agree with completely good can i put salt in it sir we're not here to argue the basis and substance what's the problem you you were ratioed by a 14 year old unfortunately if i delete it it doesn't matter the bank has already seen it's your right decision right now if i tweet it right now my engagement's way stronger we've made our decision if maybe what we usually tell clients like you if you can make it through the next three to five years without an l or a ratio we could probably have you come back in and uh and we could talk about this in the future and we really do apologize we appreciate your business [ __ ] loser what nothing no no we appreciate your business and that's the harsh reality that is life ladies and gentlemen thank you for listening to this episode of impulsive wow that was fun that was fun i love being back here in l.a going to cleveland um on wednesday i'm kind of tagging along with jake this week as he does some fight obligations for his fight against tyron woodley on sunday august 29th which is taking place in my hometown of cleveland which is literally [ __ ] insane it's actually insane we get to bring everything we've built home and uh i can't wait to i can't wait to support him and watch him we'll be there then back to puerto rico and then we're doing things in a i don't even know i'm just i'm i'm a big tag alonger these next couple weeks i love that i love being able to steer no it's cool it's cool you're a great steer guy uh but yeah if you guys aren't subscribed make sure you hit that subscribe button adam ross coming this thursday we love you thank you for listening to possibly take it easy bye

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Length: 76min 23sec (4583 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 13 2021