Technoblade DESTROYING YOUTUBERS in RAP BATTLE ( Jackbox )

uh you'll know what the all right wrap it wrap it wrap it up techno rabbit wait i have to rap yeah i got more bling than a housewife of new york rambo steady can't handle this pork in high school i was voted most tall i can't think of anything cool so i'm going to stall holy [ __ ] all right all right i didn't know that i was going against technoblade until the second half so i just wrote a very good insult in the beginning all right here we go i've known worldwide from japan to england you're going to be known only by the grave on your land here i come straight from the france i wouldn't subscribe if i were given the job the second verse the second mercy popped off he popped off i don't know why it said the france but that was kind of funny this is this is this is a close one this is a close one don't worry double i'll get it i'm just going to destroy you that's all i got to do like i'm going i'm going to be toxic i'm going to be toxic all right oh [ __ ] that will detect though that's what you get forever unless subscribers fool who's next who's going first oh you're going for a sec now i am i'm the law around here and you're a goon i'm going to punch you straight to the moon oh what i think of you i think of a stick that was not a great one i'm going to beat you with this brick oh my god that's so violent that is so violent god i'm so incredibly talented everyone voted for me all right let's see it let's see it let's see it yo yo yo when i'm done you won't remember your height big bad pick but we'll do face cam he lives in fright my verses are curses so i'll put you ally you'll end up irrelevant forget about showing up in the finale i did your prompts i don't care i don't care i don't care i don't care brain freight train is trash oh that okay no that's actually [ __ ] chad is just voting for favorites at this point that is that i'm not gonna take that that is accurate right correctly cat all right i think oh god it's being first okay i speak the truth don't you lighting i can beat you anything unless it's pvp fighting oh get out of my crib go back to your england the only thing cooler than me is your place in the iceland off and off popping off all right all [Music] right i can't listen to you it makes me fail your merch won't make a single sale go on now run back to your park all your verses always miss the lord not my mercy oh my god jesus christ that was crazy [Music] yeah yeah yeah that's exactly what you need to do would you guys really vote against me on the day i reached 4 million subscribers that wasn't even close if you wish to defeat me train for another million years you're literally an english major oh my god i feel like i'm at the disadvantage though you're all losing to a dropout you think you're a coward but you're really a college major oh wait you dropped out to become a minecraft player if i were you i wouldn't try any packing check your mcc scores they stay lacking ahead of you on mcc what are you know i'm in second place your name is check the average that's here let me paint you a starry night needing a rematch because you lost every fight you spend all your money on broom what is that line explain to me this rap battle's gonna be your doom that's the easy win chat you [ __ ] know who won i'm ahead of this guy and in minecraft average minecraft cc average average like an average voice when you're playing with like wilbur oh my god ever since i joined my team ends in sixth place every tournament dream you got [Music] sorry sorry to say sorry to say you know what it's fine [Music] you're as helpless as a tiny sub count you're like fruit berries but a discount i've never considered a career in youtube or are you going to keep being a loser oh my god there was there was so much potential [Music] they hyped up this battle so much this is gonna be the nail in the coffin after the pvp that you never heard about the birds and bears imagine playing a game made of squares i'm the 21st century you're the middle ages speeding it was a career mr beast pays you didn't have to go in that [ __ ] hard drive well to be fair to be fair to be fair we split that notice he oh my god i was [ __ ] crazy oh my god oh i never i was oh my goodness i'm guaranteed big huge underwood take over yeah i voted do i see my lyrics when life gives me lemons i make steaks challenging me was your first mistake i got underwear that sprayed with gold i could beat you with the blindfold oh my god oh my god his voice is so crazy [Laughter] i taste sweet as a delicious starburst techno you suck at rapping you aren't well versed my wraps are so furious they caused a rain this rap is gonna cause you lots of pain oh [ __ ] that was that was awful listen he tried he did very well okay guys relax he did his best guys come on i'm not saying no he's so humble in a rap battle okay that's uncalled for it yeah oh my god techno you're so humble oh my god oh it's pretty close it's pretty close it's a 50 50 really it was basically 50. let's go i won't lie my talent's so big we're running out of fluorites you'll talk [ __ ] but won't take off your nether right my skin is exfoliated my eyebrows are fork i'll cover you up in butter and make roasted porridge [Music] the blade i never fall down i stand tall like the eiffel tower give up now you can't handle my power my name's the juggernaut cause i never eat i'll kill you this is minecraft monday the repeat oh my god oh my god wait i beat you with like iron armor what what do you mean [ __ ] up and we don't know what's up no oh what the [ __ ] what the hell chat what [Music] okay i hit enter by accident so i'm going to read the real line never i met someone so dumb tommy's [ __ ] on the smp ain't that some oh i'm careful not to trip over your own leg your pvp your pvp skills recently i've gone down a peg [Music] oh my god what is going you're the cowardly lion i'm wicked witch of the west this rap battle's over i'ma put you to rest try and hold me down i'll still pet winning's this easy you're not even a threat [Music] i think personally you went off adequately put blade thank you thank you there's a lot of emotion behind that i thought there's a lot to unpack holy [ __ ] wow in what world all i do is defeat sapnap every day all day ever

Channel: Rektz

Views: 789,220

Keywords: technoblade jackbox, technoblade rapping, technoblade vs dream, technoblade today

Id: yPqwXEjKjus

Length: 10min 57sec (657 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 30 2021