>> OKAY GUYS, IT'S THE LAST
PHASE OF YOUR TRAINING. AFTER THIS YOU'LL BE READY TO
START WORKING SHIFTS AT "STICKY BUNS"!
HOLLA. ALL RIGHT, SO TODAY WE'LL BE
DOING MOCK CUSTOMER TRANSACTIONS, TO GET A FEEL FOR
A TYPICAL SHIFT. >> THIS IS KELSEY, THE ACTRESS
WHO WILL BE PLAYING OUR CUSTOMER.
ALL RIGHT, ANYTHING WE MIGHT HAVE SEEN YOU IN, KELSEY?
>> UM, LET ME THINK? NO.
>> COOL. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT. SCOTT, HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE THE
REGISTER? JACKIE ON PREP AND KAT ON PICKUP
COUNTER. >> ALL RIGHT, JUST USE THE STUFF
WE WENT OVER IN THE HANDBOOK. YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE.
YOU READY, JOSH? HELL YEAH.
>> THAT'S WHAT I LOOK TO HEAR, BUD.
>> HI, THERE. >> HI.
WELCOME TO "STICKY BUN." WILL YOU EAT?
>> WHAT? ASK THEM HOW THEIR DAY IS GOING?
HOW THEY'RE DOING. SOMETHING THAT SHOWS YOU CARE.
>> HI, WELCOME TO STICKY BUN. ARE BOTH YOUR PARENTS STILL
ALIVE? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'M SORRY. >> TRY A DIFFERENT QUESTION,
SCOTT. >> HI, WELCOME TO STICKY BUN.
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRST LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
>> SCOTT, FORGET THE QUESTION, BUD.
SAY SOMETHING NICE. TAKE HER ORDER.
>> HI, WELCOME TO STICKY BUN. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
WILL YOU EAT? >> SCOTT, TAKE A BREATHER.
SWITCH IT UP. JACKIE, YOU WANT TO GIVE
REGISTER A SHOT? >> YES, SIR, I DO.
>> I KNOW THIS MANUAL FRONT TO BACK AND I'VE BEEN PRACTICING IN
MY MIRROR ALL WEEK. >> OKAY.
NOW THAT'S A "STICKY BUN" ATTITUDE.
GO FOR IT. >> HI THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] GO AWAY, WE'RE CLOSED!
>> ATTENTION STICKY BUN CUSTOMERS, WE ARE CLOSING EARLY
FOR THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY. >> GUYS, GUYS, IT IS NOT
CHRISTMAS. AND JACKIE, WE ARE NOT CLOSED.
>> I'M SORRY, I PANICKED. IT'S DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW,
TALKING TO A REAL PERSON. AND NOT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR.
>> WELL, THAT'S WHY WE DO THIS. ALL RIGHT.
JUST START AGAIN, PLEASE. >> HEY, LADY.
WILL YOU EAT? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> UH, WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND ON THE MENU?
>> I DON'T EAT HERE, THIS FOOD IS TRASH.
>> JACKIE, DON'T TELL CUSTOMERS OUR FOOD IS TRASH.
PERSONAL CONNECTION. ASK HER A QUESTION.
>> RIGHT. RIGHT.
>> HI, WELCOME TO "STICKY BUN." DO YOU LIKE BEING WHITE?
>> I'M -- I'M SORRY, SHOULD I ANSWER THAT?
>> NO, PLEASE DON'T ACTUALLY. WHY IS THIS FRIENDLY QUESTION
THROWING EVERYONE OFF? JUST ASK HER HOW HER DAY IS
GOING. >> WELL, I ALREADY KNOW THE
ANSWER. NOT GOOD.
SHE'S ALONE IN A "STICKY BUN" ON CHRISTMAS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT, HOW 'BOUT WE GIVE
KAT A SHOT AT THE REGISTER. AND THINGS TO REMEMBER, WE'RE
OPEN, THE FOOD ISN'T TRASH. AND IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS.
>> WELCOME TO STICKY BUN? WILL YOU EAT?
>> UH, CAN -- CAN I HAVE A CLASSIC STICKY BUN AND A MILK.
>> STICKY BUN AND A COLD COW PISS COMING UP.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, NAME FOR THE ORDER?
>> KELSEY. >> OH, WOW.
I HAD A TEACHER MS. KELSEY. >> NICE, KAT.
>> YEAH, SOPHOMORE YEAR THE JANITOR FOUND HER DEAD IN HER
CAR. THAT'LL BE $5.15 PLEASE.
>> STICKY BUN, ONE STICKY BUN AND A COLD COW PISS FOR KELSEY.
>> THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.
I LOVE YOU. >> ALL RIGHT.
LET'S CUT IT THERE. WE DID IT.
AND KELSEY, NICE PERK HERE. YOU CAN EAT THAT STICKY BUN IF
YOU WANT. >> NO, THANK YOU.
>> LOTS TO UNPACK HERE. SCOTT, DON'T TELL CUSTOMERS YOU
LOVE THEM. >> DO YOU HAVE A PEN AND PAPER?
>> YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WRITE THAT DOWN.
>> JACKIE, PLEASE DON'T REFER TO THE MILK AS COW PISS.
>> SORRY, THAT'S WHAT WE CALL IT.
>> KAT, DON'T TELL CUSTOMERS STORIES ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE.
>> I'LL TRY. >> NO, REQUIRED, OKAY.
LET'S DO, CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? INSTEAD OF WILL YOU EAT?
>> SO WE HAVE TO KNOW, ARE WE "STICKY BUN" MATERIAL?
>> WELL, NORMALLY, WE RECOMMEND ANOTHER WEEK OF TRAINING, AT
LEAST. BUT, THIS AN AIRPORT.
SO GRAB A TIMECARD AND GET TO WORK!
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪
Will you eat?
"Cold cow piss" makes me laugh every time
I quoted this a LOT to my co-workers at my last job. None of them got it.
"Do you like being white?" cracked me up the first time I saw this.