Old People Roast 'For the First Time' | All Def Comedy

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hi it's honest job this is Rhonda Bengston and you're watching old people roast for the first time so what do I know about roasting well I mean everybody growing up they have to deal with people tease each other that's just life but also I've been a comic for a while I have on a couple of occasions actually made people feel the heat so much that they got up and left the comedy show so I feel like I can hold my own with this [ __ ] I grew up in the south public school was not for me my parents sent us to private schools from first to sixth grade and roasting we just weren't a part of it made fun of kids and I was like wow made fun of the fat lady now I've turned into the fat lady roasting was not a thing that I was supposed to be involved in but now it's a way of life how quick am I would comebacks and conversations and stuff like that well I've been arguing with people all my life so even though it's not like a professional thing I mean you know I bust balls sometimes I have strong personality strong personality I got a great comeback for you every time so from what I understand what's gonna gonna happen today is I'm gonna get a coach and they're gonna teach me how to properly roast and I guess i'ma have 101 roasted session with somebody what's up guys your man Brandon Brody aka Bernie the Joker I'm here today to help MS Rhonda with the art of roasting today I'm gonna coach on a dime I take Miko how to rip how to roast and how to point out slow opponent never knew they had and said he was gonna kill me my background in roasting I was kind of the scrawny short kid growing up and all my friends were a lot bigger but they all came from different ethnicities so we'd all play sports together and then when the Sun went down we just sit around and just get on each other my background were roasting home when I was young I used to get rib tonight when the waters got a ribbon so I just had to teach myself how to read them the same way they read me and I'm rib machines right now we're joined here in the all deaf digital cafeteria or break room this is where some of the best roasts go down here at 80 deep now it's a historical place to be in the cafeteria because that's what happens at the schoolyards I didn't realize we were on like historical ground here it was here that somebody said that I look like Prince with AIDS on this Martian ground Oh like honest John's like Santa Claus with a nice jewelry how many boxes of Cracker Jack have you take together that's perfect so we gonna teach all our techniques and we don't really like team up let's go gonna send you home crying like Amy I Rhonda here we are at the ATD roast meat training facilities okay well what's another nickname for a toilet John that's Honest John right there so I don't need to learn how to have the [ __ ] here you need to learn how to [ __ ] on somebody all right so that's why they taught him they said we're gonna have a dummy come and you gonna [ __ ] on him when he sits down first technique is the Rose hang put it up Roseanne now this is your gun any time you land a joke you got to hit him with it like if you don't get you I'm gonna hit like that but I don't actually hit the purse no hits the first thing I could do some [ __ ] damage the damage is you don't gotta land literally to do the damage you got a land without your [ __ ] [ __ ] if you don't get you come on to it if you don't get you is you don't get you the young you all right if you don't get sure all right go come on if you don't get you then you cannot see that fun I don't know what the [ __ ] is going on this here is supposed to be a training facility she got me doing karate chops Rose hand is very important it lets you know what you're talking about like you're pointing to it even if it don't make sense but if you use the hair it's funny [ __ ] I'm you gonna have a dummy come come on I'm dummy now you got a roaster now you got first you gotta take a step back and look at it everything about a man she's got brown hair fair skin the glasses we should look like who should look like look like peanuts pull the football away /eu John look sometimes there's nothing she look like you gotta say stuff like she looked like a librarian or parlor but like that because she looked like she could be like a porn star okay laugh like it's not really the glasses she could be a thoughtful training partner so safe don't get you got to put it together John phenol loose Honest John is doing bad wait a second wait a second look at that stick on your titty look like you voted for Trump 14 times think of like four jokes and you got a hit on all that one so she can't come back if you don't get you you don't get you you only get your life look at a you get all your [ __ ] at Walmart right look at them toes look up you painted them with a roller I don't know how we're gonna end up on the who gon win the contest but whatever we do be gonna make our mark I know she tried her best and there are some things that I think I picked up for her that I can use but hey I'm just gonna do what I can that's all that perfect fantastic dummy was dummy all right go ahead and take a seat on that John there sir now I know this super she's from the south you know so she's probably gonna hit you with is that machine gun style now machine gun stylist she will hit you with about four or five things they're gonna be fast but they're not gonna make sense but together they're gonna be fun but we're gonna do a different style we're gonna hit them with we're gonna stand back take that most obvious thing and we can do it and give a real serviceable deliverable joke all right okay what's the most obvious thing that stands out about this dummy his hair his hair right this dreadlock looking like Jesus okay okay his dress looking like Jesus with blah blah blah he looks like Jesus with what's that what's that fill it in right there what do you think he is what kind of disease you got you're fast this is flow right now scabies lice okay okay okay so you could say he was like Jesus with lice well you look like a homeless Jesus with lice fantastic that was good that was good I was gonna hold his Jesus so Rhonda right now she's doing good she seems that she understands the cadence she's listening to me and she's projecting in the way that I really want her to and I think that I'm working over with right now right now she's saying things that are just a little too obvious you know I wanted to be a little more clever with her roast I feel like I'm ready to roast John is John and he's gonna be dishonest when I get through this ass well right now put all those together and say that once on speed Rhonda look like Caitlyn Jenner in the middle of operation paintbrush feet paint brush on her feet no I don't say honor feast that's not funny papers on his toes no paint brush feet that's it paint brush any of you say hard it's gonna be funny politician show you know stones all that matter like I don't have to bring a ladder with a just across the street that's not funny John I like that I like that not always the watching John it's about the audience I feel like I'm being coached by bottle of it while your flannel bobba fett Cody say right there right about that fishin it's like I like a bit emoji oh wow I don't even know what you're saying oh oh hello jeez okay Oh a bit you gotta say bit cuz a bit is the funny so this is a different type of emotion professional wrecking emotion is when you get the characterize your own emotion but you will know what your fire got a point I don't do emojis we lost that we love this just really ain't my thing I ain't getting it but I'll do the best I can and one crunch time comes look at that I'm doing that again you can count on me we're sparking it right now I don't know what's what happen in the end we gon win the contest but you're gonna come out on top because I'm a dog if you don't get your car clean glasses he openly dressed in paintbrush free Bruce Jenner looking at my dad's not gonna be looking at me that's a long sustained look man so you say so much you get it over too much so see looking at length upon your Bruce Jenner joke ready you said if you don't get your Superman glasses martini glass if you I got guy guys if you don't get your [ __ ] pink glasses hillbilly dressing paintbrush feet Bruce Jenner looking yeah oh come on no time you oh let's [ __ ] so here we are in the cafeteria for the final showdown we have MS Rhonda in this corner the rules there's no room you got a joke let's go looking like nineteen seventies your personal last look like a plum escape from the farm what happened to you you got grapes [Music] lumberjack look like look like Tiki weekís cousins what you got in your hair brillo pad and look at them golden slippers you should clap your heels together you see yes [ __ ] and you wish you were one and you coochie so dry you flaking on the floor and you [ __ ] you grow your mom you daddy oh I am your dad I design you translate on this cup of chopped you just like a hundred couple great by the way color purple I'm dreaming of a white Christmas a Don King DeLuise from Alton okay y'all heard that already so there ain't no name for me to say it I just make suggestion here and you have like Benjamin Button age three you look like expired lien okay well we just finished up the roast and I was very happy with my my opinion is I want I don't give it for anybody else's opinion is on that but I had a great time doing it and I want to thank my coach super who really did help me out with my roasting technique my coach Brody he is off the chain and the my favorite technique that he shows is when you when you touch somebody when you touch their hair or whatever you're talking about whatever you're roasting if you're into it and acting out my favorite roasting technique was the karate hands and I think the more I do it I can get this down to a science thank you for watching old people learn how to 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Channel: All Def Comedy
Views: 1,833,973
Rating: 4.9132128 out of 5
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Length: 12min 16sec (736 seconds)
Published: Sat Dec 10 2016
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