>> WITH YOUR HOST, LISA SOMETHING. >> HELLO. HELLO, HELLO. WELCOME TO THE GAME ALL OF US PLAY EVERY DAY. "IS MY BRAIN OKAY?" WHETHER IT WAS THE YEAR IN ISOLATION, THE TWO YEARS WITHOUT ANY SEMBLANCE OF SOCIETY, OR THE VIRUS ITSELF PHYSICALLY SHRINKING OUR BRAINS, ONE THING'S FOR SURE, WE GOT STUPID. [ LAUGHTER ] BEFORE WE GET STARTED, LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS. DEREK FROM QUEENS. WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE COVID? >> I WAS A MARKETING DIRECTOR FOR IBM. >> AND WHAT DO YOU DO NOW? >> MUSHROOMS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I GET IT. I TOOK A BUNCH BEFORE THE SHOW. JENNIFER FROM INDIANAPOLIS. TELL US A FUN FACT ABOUT YOURSELF. >> GOOD, THANK YOU. HOW ARE YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] >> UH-OH. AND VICTOR FROM NEW MEXICO. HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY? >> TIRED FOR NO REASON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> TERRIFIC. NOW, YOU ALL KNOW HOW THE GAME WORKS. EVERY ANSWER IS SOMETHING YOU DEFINITELY KNEW BEFORE COVID. BUT DOES YOUR BRAIN STILL REMEMBER IT? LET'S FIND OUT. FIRST QUESTION, WHAT IS THIS CALLED? [ LAUGHTER ] REMEMBER? SOMETHING YOU USE TO CARRY THINGS. >> BICYCLE? >> NO. NO. MIGHT SEE IT IN THE BACKYARD. >> FARM BICYCLE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO. IT'S GOT A WHEEL IN THE FRONT. >> WHEEL MONKEY. >> OOH. SORRY. WE WERE LOOKING FOR WHEELBARROW. >> I KNEW THAT. >> YOU DID. YOU DID KNOW THAT. IN 2019. NOW IT'S JUST A FARM BICYCLE. [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, NEXT QUESTION, WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IS IT? >> THAT'S EASY. TUESDAY? >> NOPE. NOT EVEN CLOSE. >> WHAT IS THURSDAY? >> NO. AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO PHRASE IT AS A QUESTION. >> NO, I WAS GENUINELY ASKING. WHAT IS THURSDAY? [ LAUGHTER ] >> DEREK, WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IS IT? >> OKAY. I REMEMBER YESTERDAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY. AND MY BEST FRIEND TEXTED, "BIRTHDAY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, DOG, WHAT ARE WE DOING TO CELEBRATE?" AND I GOT SO ANXIOUS, I DIDN'T RESPOND AND WENT TO SLEEP BEFORE 5:00 P.M. SO TODAY MUST BE SATURDAY? >> CORRECT! YES. [ APPLAUSE ] AND BONUS FOLLOW-UP, DEREK. WHAT MONTH IS IT? >> JUNE. >> OOH. SORRY. WE WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED FEBRUARY, MARCH, APRIL, OR MAY. BUT LET'S PUT 100 POINTS ON THE BOARD FOR DEREK. WHOEVER HAS THE MOST POINTS AT THE END WILL HAVE THAT NUMBER OF STEM CELLS INJECTED INTO THEIR BRAIN IN THE HOPES OF -- WHAT'S THE WORD? THE THING YOU DO WITH CARS. >> TIRES. >> NO. WHEN THE BATTERY'S DEAD YOU'VE GOT TO LIKE -- >> SELL THE CAR. >> NO. IT -- WHAT YOU DO WITH THE CABLE. >> WHEELBARROW? >> NO. JUMPSTART. YEAH. THE STEM CELLS WILL JUMPSTART YOUR BRAIN AGAIN. DAMMIT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? >> YOU'RE DEPRESSED. >> NO, NO. I WASN'T REALLY ASKING. >> YOU NEVER FELT MORE ALONE? >> STOP GUESSING. >> YOU WANT TO CALL YOUR THERAPIST BUT SHE BLOCKED YOUR NUMBER. >> HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? >> YOU JUST GIVE OFF THAT EXACT AURA. >> ALL RIGHT. LET'S GIVE DEREK 100 MORE POINTS. GREAT. WHICH MEANS HE'S UNLOCKED A BONUS QUESTION THAT INVOLVES A MYSTERY GUEST. DEREK, WHO IS THIS? >> OH, THAT'S EASY. THAT'S ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE. >> UH-HUH. AND WHAT'S HIS NAME? >> HE WAS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS. >> YOU SAID THAT. BUT WHAT'S HIS NAME? >> I KNOW IT'S SOMETHING REGULAR LIKE GREG OR -- STEVE, RIGHT? >> WE LIVED TOGETHER FOR THREE YEARS, MAN. >> OOH. SORRY, DEREK. THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS DEREK. >> WE'VE GOT THE SAME NAME? [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT WAS OUR WHOLE THING, MAN. D-1, D-2. >> DAMN, THAT'S REALLY BAD, MAN. I'M SORRY. WE SHOULD GRAB A DRINK OR SOMETHING SOMETIME AND CATCH UP. >> UH-OH. THE SOUND OF SOMEONE INVITING A FRIEND TO DRINKS WHEN THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF EVER GETTING DRINKS MEANS WE'RE OUT OF TIME. SO LET'S GO TO THE FINAL QUESTION TO DETERMINE IF YOUR BRAIN IS OKAY. CONTESTANTS, WRITE DOWN YOUR ANSWERS, PLEASE. IF YOU HAD TO TALK TO A PERSON, WHAT'S A GOOD WAY TO START? AND GO. ♪♪ ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE YOUR IDEA OF HOW TO START A CONVERSATION. JENNIFER, I NOTICED YOU WROTE WITH YOUR TONGUE. >> WELL, THERE'S STILL ONE VARIANT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN. >> OKAY. JENNIFER SAID, "LET ME BE INSIDE YOU, NOW." [ LAUGHTER ] AND JENNIFER, WHO DO YOU IMAGINE SAYING THAT TO? >> ANYONE FROM STRANGERS TO PARENTS. >> OKAY. SORRY. THAT'S INCORRECT. YOUR BRAIN IS NOT OKAY. VICTOR, HOW WOULD YOU START A CONVERSATION? LET'S SEE. "HEAVEN MUST BE MISSING AN ANGEL BECAUSE WHEN I WOKE UP THERE WAS A GLOWING FIGURE HOVERING OVER MY BED. I GUESS IT COULD HAVE BEEN A GHOST. I'M WORRIED I'M LOSING MY GRIP ON REALITY. HA-HA-HA." >> YES, I'VE GIVEN THE GHOST A NAME. BLUEBAR. >> OKAY, WELL THAT'S VERY INCORRECT. YOUR BRAIN IS ALSO BAD. >> WHEN YOU TALK, ALL I PICTURE IS THE SKELETON INSIDE YOUR HEAD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, MAMA. OKAY. DEREK, IT'S DOWN TO YOU. AND YOU WROTE, "IF YOU SET THE CLOCK AHEAD YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ALIVE AS LONG." AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING? YOU'RE RIGHT. >> OH, MY GOD, I WON? >> THAT'S RIGHT. YOU CAME UP WITH A GREAT WAY TO MINIMIZE THE TIME WE'RE AWAKE AND ALIVE. AND YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR PRIZE. A TWO-WEEK ALL-INCLUSIVE TRIP TO HAWAII OR YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR APARTMENT AND STAY THERE. >> APARTMENT. >> THEY ALWAYS SAY APARTMENT. THANKS FOR WATCHING "IS MY BRAIN OKAY?" IF YOU'VE GOT TO ASK, IT'S PROBABLY NOT. GOOD NIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
