Guidance Counselors - SNL

>>> OKAY, SENIORS, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR MASCOT, SAL THE SPOOKED HORSE. [ APPLAUSE ] WELL, NOW THE GUIDANCE COUNSELORS WANTED TO GIVE SOME ADVICE BEFORE GRADUATION SEASON. SO PLEASE WELCOME MR. AND MRS. BARBIZAR. >> HI. >> GOOD MORNING. >> WHAT AN HONOR TO ADDRESS THE OLD DIRTY BASTARD HIGH SCHOOL CLASS OF 2022. >> WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU. A LOT OF YOU ARE UNSURE WHAT TO DO AFTER HIGH SCHOOL. THERE ARE SO MANY CAREER PATHS. >> IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHAT YOU'LL LIKE OR WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT. >> SO OUR ADVICE TO EVERYONE IS MODEL. >> MODEL. >> GET INTO MODELING. >> MODELING. >> SORRY, ARE YOU SAYING WE SHOULD BE MODELS AFTER WE GRADUATE? >> YES, EXACTLY. MODELS. >> OUR ADVICE TO STUDENTS IS MODEL. >> BECAUSE AT THIS MOMENT YOU'RE THE YOUNGEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN AND MAYBE YOU JUST MISSED IT. >> MAYBE IT WOULD HELP IF AN ALUM COMES OUT AND TALKS TO YOU ABOUT HER EXPERIENCE MODELING? >> DO YOU GUYS WANT THAT? >> YEAH, YOU DO. >> PLEASE WELCOME SPOKESPERSON FOR MODELING FROM THE CLASS OF 2017, NINNE SYNC. >> WOW. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME. WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, THE ONE THING I WISH SOMEONE TOLD ME WAS, MODEL. >> SEE? >> MODEL. >> AND NOW I AM PROUD TO SAY I AM THE FIRST PERSON IN MY FAMILY TO NOT GO TO COLLEGE. >> CONGRATULATIONS. NINNE, THE TIME HAS COME. LET'S SHOW THEM HOW TO DO 80 POSES IN 5 SECONDS. >> HIT THE TRACK. ♪♪ WOW. THAT WAS AMAZING. >> ANY QUESTIONS? >> HI. YEAH, I'M REALLY GOOD AT MATH AND I REALLY LOVE MATH. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT. DO I HAVE TO BE A MODEL? >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO, BUT LET ME ASK YOU THIS. DO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN PARIS OR SYRACUSE? >> DO YOU WANT TO WORK AT H & M OR H & R BLOCK? >> DO YOU WANT TO DO LEONARDO DiCAPRIO OR DO TAXES WITH SOMEONE NAMED LEON DE NOTHING? HOW TALL ARE YOU? >> 5'6". >> KEEP LOOKING AT THAT. >> I LIKE YOUR LOOK. HOW OLD ARE YOU? >> 17. >> STAY THAT AGE FOREVER. >> SHOW THEM 100 FACES IN 20 SECONDS. GO. ♪♪ >> WOW, AMAZING. >> WAIT, SO ARE YOU GUYS MODELS? DO YOU HAVE MODELING EXPERIENCE? >> WELL, I MODELED FOR HOLLYWOOD LEGEND ROBERT DURST. THAT WAS THE LAST THING HE SAW. >> DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH US AND MODEL ALL OVER THE WORLD? >> I WANT TO BE A MODEL! >> OKAY. EVERYONE DO 10,000 POSES IN 1 MILLION SECONDS. >> MUSIC! ♪♪

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Length: 2min 55sec (175 seconds)

Published: Sun May 15 2022