ONGOING RUSSIAN WARñr WITH UKRAINE. OR AS THE RUSSIAN MEDIA SAYS THERE IS NO WAR BUT WE'RE ALSOÑi WINNING IT. EVER SINCE VLADIMIR PUTIN DECIDED TO AGGRESSIVELY CRASH ON HIS NEIGHBORING COUNTRY'S COUCH UKRAINE HAS BEEN ASKING AMERICA FORÑiñr BIGGER AND BETTER WEAPOO HELP THEM DEFEND THEMSELVES. NOW USUALLY WHEN YOU ASK PLARYK TO SEND YOU WEAPONS THEY WILL SEND THEM QUICKER THAN A RESTAURANT THAT PRECOOKSñLTHE REHEATS IT WHEN YOU ORDER IT AT NIGHT BUT BECAUSE AMERICA AND THE REST OF THE WORLDñr IS TERRIFIED OF STARTING WORLD WAR THREE, RIGHTFULLY SO, THEYÑi HAE HAD TO FIND WAYS TO SUPPORT UKRAINE WITHOUT BEING ACCUSED OF ATTACKING RUSSIA. SO JUST TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN ANNOUNCED THIS. >> THIS MORNING PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS ANNOUNCED THE U.S. WILL SEND ANOTHER $700 MILLION WORTH OF WEAPONS DEFENSE SYSTEMS TO UKRAINIAN MILITARY, AMONG THE NEWLY PROVIDED IS THE MULTIPLE LAUNCH ROCKET SYSTEM WHICH SAY PIE HIGHLY CAPABLE LONG-RANGE SYSTEM. >> THIS IS THE SUBJECT OF DEBATE AMONG THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION FOR WEEKS NOW, WHETHER OR NOT TO PROVIDE UKRAINE WITH THESE MORE ADVANCED LONGER RANGE WEAPONS SYSTEMS, CONCERNS WITHIN THE ADMINISTRATION THAT RUSSIA MIGHT VIEW THIS AS A PROVOCATIVE STEP GIVING YOU KRAIB THE ABILITY TO STRIKE WITHIN RUSSIAN TERRITORY THAT IS WHY THE UNITED STATES ACTUALLY SOUGHT ASSURANCES AND SECURED THOSE ASSURANCES FROM UKRAINE THAT THEY WOULD NOT USE THESE ROCKET SYSTEMS TO STRIKE RUSSIAN TARGETS ON RUSSIAN TERRITORY. >> Trevor: THAT'S RIGHT. BIDEN MADE UKRAINE PROMISE THAT THEY WILL ONLY USE THE ROCKETS IN UKRAINIAN TERRITORY. THEY WILL NOT USE THEM IN RUSSIA. YEAH. SO IS HE BASICALLY GIVING THEM ADVANCE ROCKETS LIKE A DAD GIVES HIS TEENAGER A CREDIT CARD. LIKE NOW REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU. THIS IS ONLY FOR GAS, GROCERIES AND THE STRIP CLUB, NO TEXT BOOK THIS TIME. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT CHARGE AGAIN. BUT THIS IS MAJOR, $700 MILLION DOLLARS. THAT IS A TON OF ROCKETS. OR MAYBE IT'S LIKE TEN ROCKETS. I NEVER KNOW WITH MILITARY EQUIPMENT. YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH ANYTHING COSTS LIKE WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY SPENT $100 AT SEPHORA, HAVE CREAM OR ANOTHER EYE GLITTERÑi R A WHOLE SEE SOFNçó EUPHORIA, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH IT IS. I GET THAT AMERICA IS TRYING TO FIND THE BALANCE BETWEEN HELPING UKRAINE ANDÑiñr TRIGGERING ITS N WAR WITH RUSSIA BUT STILT THIS IS PUTTING UKRAINO SPOT. BECAUSE WHO KNOWS HOW EASY THESi MISSILES ARE USED. I DON'T WANT IT TOÑi BE WORLD WR THREE BECAUSE SOME UKRAINIAN SOLDIER ENTERED THE>OS DISTANCEN KILOMETERS INSTEAD OFÑi MILES. BUT I WILL SAY, STH GOOD FOR UKRAINE TO DEFEND NEM SELVESÑi D THIS IS GOOD FOR RUSSIA TOñr KNW THEY CAN'T JUST PUSH OTHER COUNTRIESÑi AROUND. Y%U KNOW WHO ISÑi IS MOST EXCITING FOR? AME YEAH.Ñi WHAT A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE THIS IS GOINGÑ)HUt FOR THEM. >> MI SO EXCITED.ñr OH, I'M SO EXCITED TO BE GOINGçó OVERSEAS FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THE BEST PART IS I HAVE BEENñr INVITE WOg.rñr BECAUSE MY DAD WENT TO IRAQñr BT HEçó WASN'T INVITED. AND MY GRANDFATHER WENT TO VIETNAM, AND BOY DID THEY NOT WANT HIM. THERE BUT LOOK ATÑi ME, Içó GOT INVITEDÑi TOÑiñr UKRAINE! I AM A MISSILE GOI&/ñr TOçó UKR, THEY INVITED ME,Ñi I'M A GOODçó MISSILE MY NEW ONEÑPiçó MAN SHOW S)(S Nr UKRAINE WILL BE DEBUTING NEXT WEEK. (APPLAUSu)r ALL RIGHT. LET'S MOVE ON.ÑiÑiÑi DISNEY RELEASED AçóNá SHOW ON THEIR STREAMING PLATFORM DISNEY PLUS WHICH I HAVE HE9R IS GOOD BUT NOT AS G]oFñr ASPR A MOUNT PLUS. NOW THIS STAR WARS SHOW IS NOT THE ONE ABOUT THE MANDALORIAN AND NOT THE ONE ABOUT BOBA FETT, THIS IS THE ONE ABOUT OBI WAN KENOBI, @ HOBO. ANYONE CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING. LIKE SHOW OFF THE SHOW ON DISNEY, YOU SEE WHAT THEY ARE DOING. YOU GET IT THEY ARE PLANNING TO RELEASE A SHOW ABOUT EVERY CHARACTER IN STAR WARS. GENIUS. MAKE A TON OF MONEY. PERSONALLY I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE JABA THE HUTT SITCOM. >> (LAUGHTER) WHAT? I KNOW SHE BROKE YOUR HEART, JABA BUT YOU GOT TO START DATING AGAIN. DUDE, CHAINING HER UP AND PUTTING HER IN A GOLD BIKINI DOESN'TÑi COUNT AS A DATE, SILLi (APPLAUSE) THAT SHOW IS ALSOçó PREMIERING NDZT WEEK. ANYWAY, THE OBI WAN KENOBI SHOWi IS INTRODUCING A LOT OF NEW CHARACTERS TO THE STAR WARS FRANCHISE BUT THERE IS ONE CHARACTER IN PARTICULAR WHO ISN'T GETTING THE WARMEST WELCOME FROM THE FANS. >> THIS MORNING OBI WAN KENOBI HIS SELF PUTTING HIS FORCE BEHIND COSTAR MOISES INGRAM AFTER SOCIAL MEDIA USERS LAUNCHED RACIST ATTACKS AGAINST HER AFTER HER DEBUT IN THE JEDI KNIGHT'S NEW SERIES. >> SHE BRINGS SO MUCH TO THE SERIES. SHE BRING SOTION MUCH TO THE FRANCHISE. AND IT JUST SICKENED ME TO MY STOP AK-- STOMACH TO HEAR THIS IS HAPPENING, WE STAND WITH MOSES, WE LOVE MOSES AND IF YOU ARE SENDING HER BULLYING MESSAGES ARE YOU NO STAR WARS FANS IN MY MIND. >> SHE SHARED SHE HAD RECEIVED HUNDREDS OF RACIST MESSAGES FOLLOWING THE SERIES PREMIER. >> THERE IS NOTHING ANYBODY CAN DO TO STOP THIS RATE. I THINK THE THING THAT BOTHERS ME IS THAT LIKE SORT OF THIS FEELING THAT I HAVE HAD INSIDE OF MYSELF, WHICH NO ONE HAS TOLD ME BUT THIS FEELING IS I JUST GOT TO SHUTS UP AND TAKE IT AND I'M NOT BUILT LIKE THAT. >>ñr Trevor: NEITHER SHOULD YOU BE, NO ONE SHOULD SHUT UP AND TAKE RACE MPLE, [CGREE WITH THAT, ESPECIALLY IN STAR WARS WHAT IS THIS, ARE YOU RACESñr IN STAR WARS, FROM THE VERY BEGINNING THIS HAS BEEN A SERIES WHERE NO ONE ANIES TWICE OF HARRISON FORD IS BEST FRIENDS WITH A GIANT DOGSñr BEAR OR IF A BROTHERÑi AND SISTER WANT TO SMH NO ONE COMPLAINS ABOUT THAT. THEY ARE NOT GETTING DEATH THREATS. I'M SO TIRED OF FANS ATTACKING BLACK PEOPLE IN STARÑi WARS. WHEN IN ARE SO MANY OTHER RACES AND SPECIES THEY COULD BE BIGOTED AGAINST, THINK ABOUT, YOU COULD HATE EVERYONE, GO ON A RANT ABOUT THE CREEPY TWILEKS OR GREEDY JAWAS THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER OPPORTUNITY FORCE RACIST-- RAISI INSTEAD OF BLACK FOLKS MIX IT UP. THINK BIGGER. IT REALLY. IS GET OUT THERE. AND YOU KNOW, ST REALLY GREAT THAT EWAN McGREGOR MADE A VIDEO SUPPORTING HIS COSTAR BUT I THINK STAR WARS NEEDS TO COME BACK EVEN HARDER AGAINST THE RACIST, REALLY MAKE THEM SUFFER. SHOULD GIVE PRINCESS LEIA A NEW BLACK BOYFRIEND. THAT'S RIGHT. GOING TO BE A DOPE SCENE. GOING TO COME BECOME IN, AND BE LIKE YO, LEIA, I GOT THE PLANS FOR THE DEATH STAR, WE'RE GOING TO [BLEEP] TONIGHT. ALL RIGHT, FINALLY LET'S TALK ABOUT FAMILY. YOU KNOW ONE OF THE BEST PARTS ABOUT HAVING A FAMILY IS THAT YOU HAVE PEOPLE TO BLAME IN THERAPY FOR WHY YOU HAVEN'T SUCCEEDED IN LIFE. AND ALSO YOU HAVE PEOPLE WHO WILL CONTINUE YOUR LINEAGE, DEEP INTO THE GLOBAL WARMING APOCALYPSE. THERE ARE FEW CULTURES WHO TAKE FAMILY MORE CERTIFICATE YUTIONLY THAN INDIAN PEOPLE. BUT AS THIS NEXT STORY SHOWS, SOME OF THEM MIGHT BE TAKING IT A LITTLE TOO SERIOUSLY. >> LET'S TAKE A QUICK PEEK AT WHAT STRENDING. AN UNUSUAL LAWSUIT IN INDIA, PARENTS ARE SUING THEIR ONLY SON FOR NOT GIVING THEM A GRAND CHILD WITH. >> SANJEEV AND SADHANNA PRASAD SAID THEY HAVE DONE THEIR PART, PAID FOR THEIR SON'S PILOT TRAINING, LAVISH WEDDING AND EVEN A HONEYMOON. THEY SAY THEY WAITED SIX YEAR TOES ARE A GRAND CHILD AND NOW THEY HAVE FILED A LAWSUIT SAYING IF THEIR SON AND DAUGHTER-IN-LAW DON'T GIVE THEM A GRAND CHILD WITHIN A YEAR THEY OWE THE PARENTS $50 MILLION RUPEES WHICH IS EQUIVALENT TO $675,000. >> Trevor: DAMN! DAMN. THEY ARE SUING THEIR SON FOR NOT GIVING THEM A GRAND CHILD. BEING PATIENTS IS SO WEIRD. YOU SPEND THE FIRST 18 YEARS DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO STOP YOUR KIDS FROM HAVING SEX. AND THEN AS SOON AS THEY GROW UP YOU TURN INTO, YO, YOU GOT TO GET LAID DUDE AND DON'T USE#q■ CONDOM EITHER, THAT SHIT IS FOR LOSERS, JUST DO IT, DO IT NOW. AS WEIRD TASK IS PART OF ME SEE WHERE THESE PARENTS ARE COME FROM. THE ONLY REASON YOU HAVE KIDS IS SO THAT YOU CAN GET GRANDCHILDREN. YEAH, LET'S BE HONEST. NOBODY WANTS TO BE A PARENT IT IS JUST WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO BECOME A GRANDPARENT, THE THAIM IS IN IT, IT IS GRAND, IT'S BETTER. AND ALSO GRAND KIDS AND GRANDPARENTS ARE ON THE SAME PAGE. OF COURSE, GRANDPARENTS WANT TO BE GRANDPARENTS, IT IS THE SAME THING, THEY BOTH LOVE TELLING LONG AND POINTLESS STORIES. THEY HAVE SO MANY OF THE SAME LIFE EXPERIENCES, LIKE HEY GRANDPA, I WALKED IN THE PARK AND I SAW A PUPPY AND I POOPED IN MY PANTS. LIKE WOW, SAME HERE, KIDDO. BUT LOOK IF THESE PARENTS REALLY WANT GRANDKIDS, I DON'T THINK A LAWSUIT IS REALLY GOING TO HELP MAKE THAT HAPPEN. EM ROE LIKE YOU HAVE GIVEN THEM A YEAR, YOU REALIZE EVERY TIME THEIR SON HAS SEX HE'S THINK BEING HIS PARENTS. THEY DID THIS, NOT ME. AND THAT LAWSUIT IS DEFINITELY GOING TO HELP HIS DIRTY TALK. YOU CAN IMAGINE, THIS POOR GUY IS GOING TO BE IN HIS BEDROOM, DO LIKE, THAT DO YOU LIKE THAT, DO YOU LIKE HOW I'M AVOIDING PAYING 675 TO MY PARENTS, THIS IS 50 MS"&$'Nñr RUPEE. HOW WOULD YOU DO THAT? ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT FOR THE HEADLINES BUT BEFORE WE GO LET'S CHECK IN ON TRAFFIC WITH OUR OWN ROY WOOD JURY, EVERYBODY. >> YEAH. >> WHAT'S UP MAN. HOW ARE YOU DOING. >> WHAT'S GOING ON, ROY. WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE TRAFFIC MAN. >> YOU KNOW I'M LIKE A PIGEON AT THE BAKERY JUST TRYING TO GET HIS BREAD, IT IS WHAT ST. A QUICK LOOK AT THE ROAD, THE NORTHBOUND 770 STARTING TO CLEAR UP, WE HAD A LITTLE DISRUPTION EARLIER, TRACTOR TRAILER OVERTURNED. >> ROY, YOU ACTUALLY ARE DOING THE TRAFFIC. >> YEAH, YEAH. I HAVE BEEN GOES TO THERAPY. SHE TOLD ME TO BE A VESSEL OF POSITIVITY TO PEOPLE WITHIN MY CIRCLE AND-- . >> Trevor: THIS IS AMAZING. >> AND KARMA WOULD BE RECIPROCAL. >> Trevor: I SAY DO THE TRAFFIC AND ARE YOU LIKE I DON'T WANT TO DO THE TRAFFIC AND THEN YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE THINGS I'M TALKING ABOUT. THIS IS GREAT, YOU ARE DOING THAT, THIS IS FROM THERAPY. >> YEAH. >> Trevor: MY MAN, THIS IS GROWTH. >> REAL QUICK. >> Trevor: I'M GLAD ARE YOU NOT JUMPING IN, LET'S DOT TRAFFIC. >> ABOUT UKRAINE, REAL QUICK, LET ME JUST SAY SOMETHING. JUST REAL QUICK ABOUTÑi UKRAINE, THE RUSSIAN THING, I KNOW WE HAVE BEEN IN UKRAINE, SENDING WEAPONS AND SENDING PUN BUT THE ISSUE BRO IS THAT THAT AIN'T WHAT THE RUSSIANS EXPECT. WE GOT TO GET THEIR RESPECT. WE GOT TO GET THE RESPECT OF THE RUSSIANS AND SOME PEOPLE ONLY RESPECT CRAZY SO YOU HAVE TO BE CRAZY. NOT JUST SEND A ROCKET. THE UNITED STATES GOT TO GO OVER THERE AND JUST BOOK A COUPLE SHOTS IN THE AIR TO LET THEM KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO IF WE WANTED TO. JUST A COUPLE, SHOOT A COUPLE ROCKET MISSILES IN THE AIR ALL RIGHT, THEY CRAZY, LET'S LEAVE. CUZ THAT'S HOW YOU HANDLE STUFF IN THE STREETS. YOU PUT YOUR-- ON THE GROUND AND YOU GO BOP, BOP, THAT IS WHAT YOU DO IN THE STREET. >> Trevor: WHAT STREETS ARE THESE THAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. >> LIKE NORTHÑi KOREA. LIKE NORTH KOREA, RIGHT. DON'T DO THAT, DOES ANYBODY RAN NEWSPAPER NORTH CARIA,. >> Trevor: NOBODY RAN NEWSPAPER NORTH KOREA WANTS BECAUSE EVERY TWO, THREE MONTHS THEY GO-- BOP, BOP, BOP, THEY SHOOT A ROCK OUT UP IN THE AIR FOR NO REASON. THAT IS WHAT YOU GOT TO DO, DOG, THAT IS THE STREET, MAN. IT'S LIKE BOY BOYZ IN THE HOOD. >> Trevor: YEAH, I DID. >> THAT IS WHAT RUSSIA, UKRAINE, THAT IS WHAT THE UNITED STATES, YOU KNOW BOYZ IN THE HOOD, ROOKIE GOT BUMPED INTO THE GANGBANGERS GETTING TO BEAT UP RICKY AND ICE CUBE STEPPED UP, YOU GOT A PROBLEM HERE, YOU GOT A PROBLEM HERE, THAT IS WHAT AMERICA IS LIKE A MILLS, YOU GOT A PROBLEM. WHAT YOU GOING TO DO. RUSSIA BE LIKE ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO BACK AND DRINK SOME VODKA. >> Trevor: THAT SAY NOVEL WAY TO SOLT OF. SO WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE TRAFFIC THERE. >> THEM KIDS SHOULD COUNTER SUE THEY PARENTS. I MEAN. >> Trevor: OKAY. >> THEY SHOULD, CUZ HOW YOU GOING TO SUE ME FOR NOT HAVING A KID, I SHOULD BE ABLE, IF YOU CAN SUE ME FOR NOT HAVING A KID I SHOULDçó BE ABLE TO SUE YOU FR HAVING A KID. I DIDN'T CONSENT TO BEING CONCEIVED. THEREFORE, I WANT SOME MONEY. I JUST DON'T THINKÑi THAT'S RIG. THAT COME FROM PARENTS WHO AIN'T CERTAIN POINT YOUR PARENTS SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF YOU. >> Trevor: YOUR PARENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED. >> YOU STRONGER, YOU FASTER, YOUR PARENTS CAN'T BE BEHAVING LIKE THAT. THAT IS WHY EVERY TIME I GO BACK TO ALABAMA I GO VISIT MY MOMMA I TURN ON ONE OF THEM MURDER FORENSIC SHOWS WHERE THEY KILL THE PARENTS AND I JUST LOOK AT HER. JUST TO LET HER KNOW I GOT SOME IDEAS. DON'T SCOLD ME INTO HAVING A CHILD. YOU DON'T SCOLD ME INTO HAVING A CHILD. SCOLDING DON'T WORK. EVERYBODY KNOW THAT SCOLDING DON'T WORK T IS LIKE IN BOYZ N THE HOODS DISURKS SEE BOYZ IN THE HOOD, THOSE BOY MAMA SCOLD THEM, SHE SAID DON'T YOU GO TO THAT SCORE AND STEALING STUFF AND WHAT THIS DID HE DO. END UP DEAD TWO WEEKS AFTER RICKY. >> WE HAVE ENOUGH TIME. >> Trevor: NO, WE DON'T, WE DON'T, WE HAD THE TIME AND THERNTION I MEAN WE BASICALLY WATCHED BOYZ IN THE HOOD. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GLAD YOU HAVE BEEN GOING TO THERAPY, THAT HAS BEEN HELPING. ROY WOOD, JR., THANK YO
