Hannibal Buress SAVAGE Moments

one other flight sucked a while ago what happened there's a celebrity on there celebrity came on the plane Jimmy Carter is he a celebrity yes he was wait he just walked through and he was shaking everybody's hands on the plane I thought that was disgusting we have a picture here he's working his way towards you I love that he didn't get on the PA say hey it's Jimmy Carter y'all wanna shake my hand if you want to shake my hand raise your hand right just walk towards that hey I'm former President Jimmy Carter shake my nasty hand and so the person from one a I was sitting in cold you look 30 to beat and I got the dude from one a stuff combined with the person who fight is all types of gross stuff what I'm saying is you got everybody's germs before you on your headband with Jimmy Carter sir you decided a way to get your name out there was to sponsor an MMA fighter I did I did um what do you what do you eat now a popcorn you got this Nazi butter pot you put popcorn in your chat your breast pocket this jacket doesn't have regular pockets only down it if if you all lose this game will you join that team next season you recently had an excellent where I think you'd agree photo Bob me video bombing yeah video bomb on a red carpet yeah and we actually have footage of it hey what's up this Jason Segel to start a movie let me check hey what's up everybody were invited to the Hollywood premiere of spider-man but I was filming Ted and I couldn't make it mm-hm and so I'd still wanted to be a part of the premiere so I I hired somebody to go for me you put this tweet up and the tweet says la I need to look alike with solid comedic timing for an event tonight pay $500 yeah for yourself here's the real Hannibal Buress and here is the impostor so he goes to the premiere yeah as you I sent him the credentials I emailed them and I tell them who to ask for when he gets there and they let him off he did an interview yeah I know I had the interview a lot of show huge universe like this you know it was a great opportunity [Music] spider-man's huge you know we grow up watching spider-man so the play coach Wilson working with the cast this is a great time I had a blast and you know I wouldn't trade it for nothing in the world yeah he knows nothing like me he's four inches tall and in way better shape know what he was wearing did you tell him to wear that no I said what's up tonight isn't that my style yeah you are so sad out Joe Carroll that's Joe oh yeah so who is the doppelganger we tracked him down in Los Angeles did that reporter think you were Hannibal Buress I think she did were you nervous a little bit yeah and what did Hannibal have something to do was this just a prank um I don't really know the details until I got there so I don't really know it happened last minute well they do that got the founder of tinder upset what did you say I said what tender was but people like to use it to have location-based sex yeah and they like no it's more than that first of all let's change the settings and people have gotten married who had long-term relationships intended but a lot of people have just had some strange and I think Satyam if they should embrace that yeah it that they like oh it's just bigger than that people use your app to bone strangers mente oh she likes PBR thanks lipstick she's farting on a car why do you fart on a car just keep people keep boning and that's right because that's your message to America that is my one was one of my messages to America heat Bonin and the other one is if you have triplets give one away today you got here at 9:30 in the morning feeling I feel great I took my battles to fight through the jetlag we don't have quite as many drugs here I'm really here to promote my new book my first numbers this is my new book right here my first numbers counting is one sock and two shoes got three whistles for backpacks and five six bottles and eight football bottles of juice in our ten clocks and then logos again 11 logo slices net whole oranges I thought that was weird 13 trophies 14 sandwiches and 15 medals and uh got part 2 coming up so 16 to 32 check it out my first numbers book get it everywhere books and underwear so a little bit of traveling I've been on the road and boy it's hard work yeah really hard is trying to stay in shape trying to keep some kind of routine but you look like you're in the top physical condition of your life well you I don't know who your friends are honey I mean awful shape I don't know your office I'm trying to get in better shape my girlfriend she's in good shape she gives me health tips sometimes like Hannibal you got dye stuff like that you know that's it just excellent health care hang on my knees in my nephew uh-huh there are six or seven and I gave the book a couple bucks and if fathers of Finance do so he's teaching about money early also he said there's four different things you can do with that money neighbor music buy something what a favorite what else donating what's the last one investing part of me wanted to saying you can also gamble it right bears the - three and a half points just to tighten they're gonna crush the Titans that's a soft line like that word on the street is that you leaves all the stories about Nate Parker's pass I didn't get a role in a movie man this is about Bill promise you a role you know give it to em a petty man I like to show this show is doing a lot of different things opened up with hey here's who got murdered it is like you know we do a serious investigative report and it is like hey where are these people whenever I eat at a restaurant I never put the napkin in my lap I never put the napkin in my lap and people say Hannibal why don't you put the napkin in your lap because I believe in myself Hannibal yeah I love the name it there's a Hannibal Missouri haven't been but I've been trying to book a gig there that would be great yeah had a boy in Hannibal yeah and and I think for some reason Mark Twain and it has some affiliation with Mark Twain yeah I was named after the Carthaginian general Hannibal Barca across the Alps with a lot of people everybody knows about Hannibal Lecter Lisa Oh Hannibal Hannibal Lecter yeah that didn't come to mind yeah a lot of people it's really upsetting it makes it hard to have sex sometimes I make up a fake I got a fake Starbucks name oh yeah a Starbucks name yeah I can say my regular nasty Zachariah uh-huh I get weirded out when I see people with a flip phone yo that's not your real phone right you're just gonna use that phone and make one call to get somebody murdered then you throwing it in the ocean that's a real fun you're gonna order 100 kilos of cocaine you gonna stop that phone and eat the SIM card that's not so real that's a real phone you

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Views: 3,442,617

Rating: 4.8871527 out of 5

Keywords: Hannibal Buress, conan, hannibal buress conan, hannibal buress wack, hannibal buress show, hannibal buress eric andre, hannibal buress cop, hannibal buress why, hannibal buress funny moments, hannibal buress roast, eric andre, jimmy kimmel, david letterman

Id: njRMy_RVk1I

Length: 10min 10sec (610 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 17 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/ignost]

SAVAGE MOMENTS! God the clickbait. Just say it's a compilation of moments with a channel you're probably affiliate with.

[u/black_fractals]

Remember that one bit he did that destroyed Bill Cosby's career and legacy?

[u/_boomgoesthedynamite]

This dude fucks.

[u/skinndoggydog]

The imposter looks like Young Jeezy

[u/ketamemes]

It's impossible to dislike this dude

[u/BlueAndGreen_Scholar]

Holy fuck how is this not on the front page.

“My advice to America is if you have triplets...give one away”

[u/connordon94]

That's so SAVAGE BRUH🙌😄😄😁🙌💥💦💦

[u/rayj4president]

SAVAGE!!!!!!